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Weirdest Dreams You've Ever Had

dtaylor971
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2/8/2015 12:38:18 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
1) I was in a dream with a thousand little me's running down a blank white street. Suddenly, while still sleeping, I realized it was a dream. One of the me's got transported into a living room, broke a picture, and saw my father give me a creepy smile.

2) I found myself running through a school engulfed in flames. I had a New Jersey-esque blowtan and spiked hair. Oh, I was in third grade at the time.

3) There was this fifty-something woman on my couch, and I was climbing over her with my dog in a humping position.

4) I was banging Taylor Swift

Notice how they got more sexual as the list went on?
"I don't know why gays want to marry, I have spent the last 25 years wishing I wasn't allowed to." -Sadolite
RevNge
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2/8/2015 6:46:05 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 2/8/2015 9:03:28 AM, XLAV wrote:
At 2/8/2015 12:38:18 AM, dtaylor971 wrote:

Notice how they got more sexual as the list went on?

You're growing up.

Was the double meaning intended?