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7/20/2010 2:16:44 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Man versus woman equals fun. Man versus man equals gay. Woman versus woman equals awesome. Man versus pillow equals crazy. Pillow versus pillow equals crazy awesome -- that's a real pillow fight right there. You see two pillows fighting, you know something's going down. They're designed for relaxation. If they're fighting, what hope do we have? One time I saw two geese fighting, and I was like, 'This is a pillow fight ahead of time.'-Demetri Martin
: At 8/17/2010 7:17:56 AM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
: Hey dawg, i herd you like evangelical trolls so we put a bible thumper in yo bible thumper so you can troll while you troll!

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7/20/2010 2:25:53 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
I sincirely apologize for this I though it would be a little funny. Upon further reflection it is mostly crass and vulgar. I therefore apologize for this post
: At 8/17/2010 7:17:56 AM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
: Hey dawg, i herd you like evangelical trolls so we put a bible thumper in yo bible thumper so you can troll while you troll!

Arguing with an atheist about God is very similar to arguing with a blind man about what the Sistine Chapel looks like
Marilyn Poe

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The only way I will stop believing in God is if he appeared before me and told me that he did not exist.
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7/20/2010 2:27:42 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Hence the apology
: At 8/17/2010 7:17:56 AM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
: Hey dawg, i herd you like evangelical trolls so we put a bible thumper in yo bible thumper so you can troll while you troll!

Arguing with an atheist about God is very similar to arguing with a blind man about what the Sistine Chapel looks like
Marilyn Poe

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The only way I will stop believing in God is if he appeared before me and told me that he did not exist.
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7/20/2010 2:27:55 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/20/2010 2:26:42 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
Yea, I didn't laugh. I doubt panda did either.

I laughed at StrikeEagle.
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7/20/2010 2:28:58 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
I didn't laugh either. Might be cause nothing seems funny to me right now tho.
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7/20/2010 2:30:08 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/20/2010 2:28:18 PM, Kinesis wrote:
I don't get it. :/

Your not thinking enough then.
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Reasoning
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7/20/2010 2:31:58 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
You have to read it in Demetri's voice. If you do, it's hilarious.
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7/20/2010 2:34:22 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/20/2010 2:28:18 PM, Kinesis wrote:
I don't get it. :/

The only part I find funny is the idea of two pillows fighting each other and then rising up to take over the earth. Does no one else think the idea of inanimate objects taking over the earth or fighting is funny?
: At 8/17/2010 7:17:56 AM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
: Hey dawg, i herd you like evangelical trolls so we put a bible thumper in yo bible thumper so you can troll while you troll!

Arguing with an atheist about God is very similar to arguing with a blind man about what the Sistine Chapel looks like
Marilyn Poe

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The only way I will stop believing in God is if he appeared before me and told me that he did not exist.
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7/20/2010 2:37:16 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/20/2010 2:34:22 PM, Strikeeagle84015 wrote:
At 7/20/2010 2:28:18 PM, Kinesis wrote:
I don't get it. :/

The only part I find funny is the idea of two pillows fighting each other and then rising up to take over the earth. Does no one else think the idea of inanimate objects taking over the earth or fighting is funny?

No, not really. Is this Mormon humor?
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7/20/2010 2:37:52 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/20/2010 2:34:22 PM, Strikeeagle84015 wrote:
At 7/20/2010 2:28:18 PM, Kinesis wrote:
I don't get it. :/

The only part I find funny is the idea of two pillows fighting each other and then rising up to take over the earth. Does no one else think the idea of inanimate objects taking over the earth or fighting is funny?

Unless its rodents taking over the world and destroying humans, I wont find it funny right now.
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7/20/2010 2:38:18 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/20/2010 2:37:16 PM, innomen wrote:
At 7/20/2010 2:34:22 PM, Strikeeagle84015 wrote:
At 7/20/2010 2:28:18 PM, Kinesis wrote:
I don't get it. :/

The only part I find funny is the idea of two pillows fighting each other and then rising up to take over the earth. Does no one else think the idea of inanimate objects taking over the earth or fighting is funny?

No, not really. Is this Mormon humor?

No, it is normal people humor or at least dumb people humour I guess you wouldn't think it funny if cows tried taking over the earth either?
: At 8/17/2010 7:17:56 AM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
: Hey dawg, i herd you like evangelical trolls so we put a bible thumper in yo bible thumper so you can troll while you troll!

Arguing with an atheist about God is very similar to arguing with a blind man about what the Sistine Chapel looks like
Marilyn Poe

Strikeeagle wrote
The only way I will stop believing in God is if he appeared before me and told me that he did not exist.
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7/20/2010 2:40:50 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/20/2010 2:38:18 PM, Strikeeagle84015 wrote:
At 7/20/2010 2:37:16 PM, innomen wrote:
At 7/20/2010 2:34:22 PM, Strikeeagle84015 wrote:
At 7/20/2010 2:28:18 PM, Kinesis wrote:
I don't get it. :/

The only part I find funny is the idea of two pillows fighting each other and then rising up to take over the earth. Does no one else think the idea of inanimate objects taking over the earth or fighting is funny?

No, not really. Is this Mormon humor?

No, it is normal people humor
or at least dumb people humour I guess you wouldn't think it funny if cows tried taking over the earth either?

Now that was funny.
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7/20/2010 2:42:25 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/20/2010 2:40:50 PM, innomen wrote:
At 7/20/2010 2:38:18 PM, Strikeeagle84015 wrote:
At 7/20/2010 2:37:16 PM, innomen wrote:
At 7/20/2010 2:34:22 PM, Strikeeagle84015 wrote:
At 7/20/2010 2:28:18 PM, Kinesis wrote:
I don't get it. :/

The only part I find funny is the idea of two pillows fighting each other and then rising up to take over the earth. Does no one else think the idea of inanimate objects taking over the earth or fighting is funny?

No, not really. Is this Mormon humor?

No, it is normal people humor
or at least dumb people humour I guess you wouldn't think it funny if cows tried taking over the earth either?

Now that was funny.

Lol. Yes it was. xD "normal people". lmao.
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7/20/2010 2:43:01 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/20/2010 2:42:25 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 7/20/2010 2:40:50 PM, innomen wrote:
At 7/20/2010 2:38:18 PM, Strikeeagle84015 wrote:
At 7/20/2010 2:37:16 PM, innomen wrote:
At 7/20/2010 2:34:22 PM, Strikeeagle84015 wrote:
At 7/20/2010 2:28:18 PM, Kinesis wrote:
I don't get it. :/

The only part I find funny is the idea of two pillows fighting each other and then rising up to take over the earth. Does no one else think the idea of inanimate objects taking over the earth or fighting is funny?

No, not really. Is this Mormon humor?

No, it is normal people humor
or at least dumb people humour I guess you wouldn't think it funny if cows tried taking over the earth either?

Now that was funny.

Lol. Yes it was. xD "normal people". lmao.

What is a "normal people" anyaway?
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tvellalott
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7/20/2010 2:54:42 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
I thought it was alright...

Heres one of my favourites:
A piece of bacon and a sausage are frying in a frypan...
The sausage turns to the bacon and says "gee, its hot in here.."
The bacon turns to the sausage and says "WOW! A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!"

Thank you, thank you...
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7/20/2010 3:02:08 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/20/2010 2:54:42 PM, tvellalott wrote:
I thought it was alright...

Heres one of my favourites:
A piece of bacon and a sausage are frying in a frypan...
The sausage turns to the bacon and says "gee, its hot in here.."
The bacon turns to the sausage and says "WOW! A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!"

Thank you, thank you...

Can anyone plz tell a good joke?
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7/20/2010 3:07:12 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/20/2010 2:54:42 PM, tvellalott wrote:
I thought it was alright...

Heres one of my favourites:
A piece of bacon and a sausage are frying in a frypan...
The sausage turns to the bacon and says "gee, its hot in here.."
The bacon turns to the sausage and says "WOW! A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!"

Thank you, thank you...

I hope your magic is better than your jokes.
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7/20/2010 3:41:24 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/20/2010 3:02:08 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 7/20/2010 2:54:42 PM, tvellalott wrote:
I thought it was alright...

Heres one of my favourites:
A piece of bacon and a sausage are frying in a frypan...
The sausage turns to the bacon and says "gee, its hot in here.."
The bacon turns to the sausage and says "WOW! A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!"

Thank you, thank you...

Can anyone plz tell a good joke?

An 8 and a 0 are walking down the street. The 0 turns to the 8 and says "Gee, you've got your belt down up tight!"

!!! :D :D :D !!!
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7/20/2010 3:47:28 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/20/2010 3:41:24 PM, tvellalott wrote:
At 7/20/2010 3:02:08 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 7/20/2010 2:54:42 PM, tvellalott wrote:
I thought it was alright...

Heres one of my favourites:
A piece of bacon and a sausage are frying in a frypan...
The sausage turns to the bacon and says "gee, its hot in here.."
The bacon turns to the sausage and says "WOW! A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!"

Thank you, thank you...

Can anyone plz tell a good joke?

An 8 and a 0 are walking down the street. The 0 turns to the 8 and says "Gee, you've got your belt down up tight!"

!!! :D :D :D !!!

*chirping crickets are heard in the background during an awkward silence*
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7/20/2010 5:46:30 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/20/2010 2:31:58 PM, Reasoning wrote:
You have to read it in Demetri's voice. If you do, it's hilarious.

Agreed. 5:53 http://comedians.jokes.com...
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