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BblackkBbirdd
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4/11/2015 2:23:49 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
Good evening Americans,
Here's some stuff people say in England can you translate it? That is the question.

. And Bob's your uncle
. I'm chuffed to bits

. That was a total c0ck up, who'd have thought that Marmite and aubergine would taste so rank together?
. A caravan crashed into a police van on the dual carriage way because the driver lost the plot and now there's a huge traffic jam because everyone's slowing down to laugh at it.
. Some idiot put some Kippers on the level crossing
. He's living at her majesty's pleasure now
. Well, swings and roundabouts
. She's gone away with the the fairies
. I haven't seen him in donkey's years
. We were having a nice chinwag, when Mary Poppins fell right though the ceiling. So I put the kettle on and got some plasters out of the cupboard.
. Up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire!

. Don't talk to that Lollipop lady on the high street!
. I'll be by the zebra crossing
mishapqueen
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4/11/2015 7:24:10 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/11/2015 2:23:49 PM, BblackkBbirdd wrote:
Good evening Americans,
Here's some stuff people say in England can you translate it? That is the question.


. And Bob's your uncle
. I'm chuffed to bits

. That was a total c0ck up, who'd have thought that Marmite and aubergine would taste so rank together?
. A caravan crashed into a police van on the dual carriage way because the driver lost the plot and now there's a huge traffic jam because everyone's slowing down to laugh at it.
. Some idiot put some Kippers on the level crossing
. He's living at her majesty's pleasure now
. Well, swings and roundabouts
. She's gone away with the the fairies
. I haven't seen him in donkey's years
. We were having a nice chinwag, when Mary Poppins fell right though the ceiling. So I put the kettle on and got some plasters out of the cupboard.
. Up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire!

. Don't talk to that Lollipop lady on the high street!
. I'll be by the zebra crossing

You British people are weird, lol.
You cannot choose whether or not you will live by rules, but you can choose which rules you will live by. --Me

"I was wrong. Squirrels are objectively superior to bunnies in every conceivable dimension."
--Joey

"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver" --PetersSmith

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BblackkBbirdd
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4/11/2015 7:58:32 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/11/2015 7:24:10 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 4/11/2015 2:23:49 PM, BblackkBbirdd wrote:
Good evening Americans,
Here's some stuff people say in England can you translate it? That is the question.


. And Bob's your uncle
. I'm chuffed to bits

. That was a total c0ck up, who'd have thought that Marmite and aubergine would taste so rank together?
. A caravan crashed into a police van on the dual carriage way because the driver lost the plot and now there's a huge traffic jam because everyone's slowing down to laugh at it.
. Some idiot put some Kippers on the level crossing
. He's living at her majesty's pleasure now
. Well, swings and roundabouts
. She's gone away with the the fairies
. I haven't seen him in donkey's years
. We were having a nice chinwag, when Mary Poppins fell right though the ceiling. So I put the kettle on and got some plasters out of the cupboard.
. Up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire!

. Don't talk to that Lollipop lady on the high street!
. I'll be by the zebra crossing

You British people are weird, lol.

Yes.
Yes we are!
scots
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4/11/2015 8:02:59 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/11/2015 7:24:10 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 4/11/2015 2:23:49 PM, BblackkBbirdd wrote:
Good evening Americans,
Here's some stuff people say in England can you translate it? That is the question.


. And Bob's your uncle
. I'm chuffed to bits

. That was a total c0ck up, who'd have thought that Marmite and aubergine would taste so rank together?
. A caravan crashed into a police van on the dual carriage way because the driver lost the plot and now there's a huge traffic jam because everyone's slowing down to laugh at it.
. Some idiot put some Kippers on the level crossing
. He's living at her majesty's pleasure now
. Well, swings and roundabouts
. She's gone away with the the fairies
. I haven't seen him in donkey's years
. We were having a nice chinwag, when Mary Poppins fell right though the ceiling. So I put the kettle on and got some plasters out of the cupboard.
. Up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire!

. Don't talk to that Lollipop lady on the high street!
. I'll be by the zebra crossing

You British people are weird, lol.

"It is weird, not to be weird" John Lennon :P
"Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears."
- John Lennon
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4/11/2015 8:03:44 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/11/2015 8:02:59 PM, scots wrote:
At 4/11/2015 7:24:10 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 4/11/2015 2:23:49 PM, BblackkBbirdd wrote:
Good evening Americans,
Here's some stuff people say in England can you translate it? That is the question.


. And Bob's your uncle
. I'm chuffed to bits

. That was a total c0ck up, who'd have thought that Marmite and aubergine would taste so rank together?
. A caravan crashed into a police van on the dual carriage way because the driver lost the plot and now there's a huge traffic jam because everyone's slowing down to laugh at it.
. Some idiot put some Kippers on the level crossing
. He's living at her majesty's pleasure now
. Well, swings and roundabouts
. She's gone away with the the fairies
. I haven't seen him in donkey's years
. We were having a nice chinwag, when Mary Poppins fell right though the ceiling. So I put the kettle on and got some plasters out of the cupboard.
. Up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire!

. Don't talk to that Lollipop lady on the high street!
. I'll be by the zebra crossing

You British people are weird, lol.

"It is weird, not to be weird" John Lennon :P
-.-
You cannot choose whether or not you will live by rules, but you can choose which rules you will live by. --Me

"I was wrong. Squirrels are objectively superior to bunnies in every conceivable dimension."
--Joey

"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver" --PetersSmith

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scots
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4/11/2015 8:04:35 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/11/2015 8:03:44 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 4/11/2015 8:02:59 PM, scots wrote:
At 4/11/2015 7:24:10 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 4/11/2015 2:23:49 PM, BblackkBbirdd wrote:
Good evening Americans,
Here's some stuff people say in England can you translate it? That is the question.


. And Bob's your uncle
. I'm chuffed to bits

. That was a total c0ck up, who'd have thought that Marmite and aubergine would taste so rank together?
. A caravan crashed into a police van on the dual carriage way because the driver lost the plot and now there's a huge traffic jam because everyone's slowing down to laugh at it.
. Some idiot put some Kippers on the level crossing
. He's living at her majesty's pleasure now
. Well, swings and roundabouts
. She's gone away with the the fairies
. I haven't seen him in donkey's years
. We were having a nice chinwag, when Mary Poppins fell right though the ceiling. So I put the kettle on and got some plasters out of the cupboard.
. Up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire!

. Don't talk to that Lollipop lady on the high street!
. I'll be by the zebra crossing

You British people are weird, lol.

"It is weird, not to be weird" John Lennon :P
-.-

lol well it's true :P
"Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears."
- John Lennon
Varrack
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4/11/2015 8:04:49 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/11/2015 2:23:49 PM, BblackkBbirdd wrote:
Good evening Americans,
Here's some stuff people say in England can you translate it? That is the question.


. And Bob's your uncle
. I'm chuffed to bits

. That was a total c0ck up, who'd have thought that Marmite and aubergine would taste so rank together?
. A caravan crashed into a police van on the dual carriage way because the driver lost the plot and now there's a huge traffic jam because everyone's slowing down to laugh at it.
. Some idiot put some Kippers on the level crossing
. He's living at her majesty's pleasure now
. Well, swings and roundabouts
. She's gone away with the the fairies
. I haven't seen him in donkey's years
. We were having a nice chinwag, when Mary Poppins fell right though the ceiling. So I put the kettle on and got some plasters out of the cupboard.
. Up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire!

. Don't talk to that Lollipop lady on the high street!
. I'll be by the zebra crossing

o_O what even is this
mishapqueen
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4/11/2015 8:09:59 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/11/2015 8:04:35 PM, scots wrote:
At 4/11/2015 8:03:44 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 4/11/2015 8:02:59 PM, scots wrote:
At 4/11/2015 7:24:10 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 4/11/2015 2:23:49 PM, BblackkBbirdd wrote:
Good evening Americans,
Here's some stuff people say in England can you translate it? That is the question.


. And Bob's your uncle
. I'm chuffed to bits

. That was a total c0ck up, who'd have thought that Marmite and aubergine would taste so rank together?
. A caravan crashed into a police van on the dual carriage way because the driver lost the plot and now there's a huge traffic jam because everyone's slowing down to laugh at it.
. Some idiot put some Kippers on the level crossing
. He's living at her majesty's pleasure now
. Well, swings and roundabouts
. She's gone away with the the fairies
. I haven't seen him in donkey's years
. We were having a nice chinwag, when Mary Poppins fell right though the ceiling. So I put the kettle on and got some plasters out of the cupboard.
. Up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire!

. Don't talk to that Lollipop lady on the high street!
. I'll be by the zebra crossing

You British people are weird, lol.

"It is weird, not to be weird" John Lennon :P
-.-

lol well it's true :P

Humph
You cannot choose whether or not you will live by rules, but you can choose which rules you will live by. --Me

"I was wrong. Squirrels are objectively superior to bunnies in every conceivable dimension."
--Joey

"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver" --PetersSmith

Nunc aut Numquam
scots
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4/11/2015 8:11:59 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/11/2015 8:09:59 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 4/11/2015 8:04:35 PM, scots wrote:
At 4/11/2015 8:03:44 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 4/11/2015 8:02:59 PM, scots wrote:
At 4/11/2015 7:24:10 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 4/11/2015 2:23:49 PM, BblackkBbirdd wrote:
Good evening Americans,
Here's some stuff people say in England can you translate it? That is the question.


. And Bob's your uncle
. I'm chuffed to bits

. That was a total c0ck up, who'd have thought that Marmite and aubergine would taste so rank together?
. A caravan crashed into a police van on the dual carriage way because the driver lost the plot and now there's a huge traffic jam because everyone's slowing down to laugh at it.
. Some idiot put some Kippers on the level crossing
. He's living at her majesty's pleasure now
. Well, swings and roundabouts
. She's gone away with the the fairies
. I haven't seen him in donkey's years
. We were having a nice chinwag, when Mary Poppins fell right though the ceiling. So I put the kettle on and got some plasters out of the cupboard.
. Up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire!

. Don't talk to that Lollipop lady on the high street!
. I'll be by the zebra crossing

You British people are weird, lol.

"It is weird, not to be weird" John Lennon :P
-.-

lol well it's true :P

Humph
"Where's your will to be weird?"
- Jim Morrison
"Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears."
- John Lennon
mishapqueen
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4/11/2015 8:12:38 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/11/2015 8:11:59 PM, scots wrote:
At 4/11/2015 8:09:59 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 4/11/2015 8:04:35 PM, scots wrote:
At 4/11/2015 8:03:44 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 4/11/2015 8:02:59 PM, scots wrote:
At 4/11/2015 7:24:10 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 4/11/2015 2:23:49 PM, BblackkBbirdd wrote:
Good evening Americans,
Here's some stuff people say in England can you translate it? That is the question.


. And Bob's your uncle
. I'm chuffed to bits

. That was a total c0ck up, who'd have thought that Marmite and aubergine would taste so rank together?
. A caravan crashed into a police van on the dual carriage way because the driver lost the plot and now there's a huge traffic jam because everyone's slowing down to laugh at it.
. Some idiot put some Kippers on the level crossing
. He's living at her majesty's pleasure now
. Well, swings and roundabouts
. She's gone away with the the fairies
. I haven't seen him in donkey's years
. We were having a nice chinwag, when Mary Poppins fell right though the ceiling. So I put the kettle on and got some plasters out of the cupboard.
. Up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire!

. Don't talk to that Lollipop lady on the high street!
. I'll be by the zebra crossing

You British people are weird, lol.

"It is weird, not to be weird" John Lennon :P
-.-

lol well it's true :P

Humph
"Where's your will to be weird?"
- Jim Morrison

I'm already plenty weird, thank you.
You cannot choose whether or not you will live by rules, but you can choose which rules you will live by. --Me

"I was wrong. Squirrels are objectively superior to bunnies in every conceivable dimension."
--Joey

"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver" --PetersSmith

Nunc aut Numquam
scots
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4/11/2015 8:17:30 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/11/2015 8:12:38 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 4/11/2015 8:11:59 PM, scots wrote:
At 4/11/2015 8:09:59 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 4/11/2015 8:04:35 PM, scots wrote:
At 4/11/2015 8:03:44 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 4/11/2015 8:02:59 PM, scots wrote:
At 4/11/2015 7:24:10 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 4/11/2015 2:23:49 PM, BblackkBbirdd wrote:
Good evening Americans,
Here's some stuff people say in England can you translate it? That is the question.


. And Bob's your uncle
. I'm chuffed to bits

. That was a total c0ck up, who'd have thought that Marmite and aubergine would taste so rank together?
. A caravan crashed into a police van on the dual carriage way because the driver lost the plot and now there's a huge traffic jam because everyone's slowing down to laugh at it.
. Some idiot put some Kippers on the level crossing
. He's living at her majesty's pleasure now
. Well, swings and roundabouts
. She's gone away with the the fairies
. I haven't seen him in donkey's years
. We were having a nice chinwag, when Mary Poppins fell right though the ceiling. So I put the kettle on and got some plasters out of the cupboard.
. Up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire!

. Don't talk to that Lollipop lady on the high street!
. I'll be by the zebra crossing

You British people are weird, lol.

"It is weird, not to be weird" John Lennon :P
-.-

lol well it's true :P

Humph
"Where's your will to be weird?"
- Jim Morrison

I'm already plenty weird, thank you.

True lol
"I am weird, and you know what? That's OK. So are most interesting people."
-Em Bailey, Shift
"Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears."
- John Lennon
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4/11/2015 8:20:03 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/11/2015 8:17:30 PM, scots wrote:
At 4/11/2015 8:12:38 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 4/11/2015 8:11:59 PM, scots wrote:
At 4/11/2015 8:09:59 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 4/11/2015 8:04:35 PM, scots wrote:
At 4/11/2015 8:03:44 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 4/11/2015 8:02:59 PM, scots wrote:
At 4/11/2015 7:24:10 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 4/11/2015 2:23:49 PM, BblackkBbirdd wrote:
Good evening Americans,
Here's some stuff people say in England can you translate it? That is the question.


. And Bob's your uncle
. I'm chuffed to bits

. That was a total c0ck up, who'd have thought that Marmite and aubergine would taste so rank together?
. A caravan crashed into a police van on the dual carriage way because the driver lost the plot and now there's a huge traffic jam because everyone's slowing down to laugh at it.
. Some idiot put some Kippers on the level crossing
. He's living at her majesty's pleasure now
. Well, swings and roundabouts
. She's gone away with the the fairies
. I haven't seen him in donkey's years
. We were having a nice chinwag, when Mary Poppins fell right though the ceiling. So I put the kettle on and got some plasters out of the cupboard.
. Up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire!

. Don't talk to that Lollipop lady on the high street!
. I'll be by the zebra crossing

You British people are weird, lol.

"It is weird, not to be weird" John Lennon :P
-.-

lol well it's true :P

Humph
"Where's your will to be weird?"
- Jim Morrison

I'm already plenty weird, thank you.

True lol
"I am weird, and you know what? That's OK. So are most interesting people."
-Em Bailey, Shift

Yep
You cannot choose whether or not you will live by rules, but you can choose which rules you will live by. --Me

"I was wrong. Squirrels are objectively superior to bunnies in every conceivable dimension."
--Joey

"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver" --PetersSmith

Nunc aut Numquam
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4/11/2015 8:22:45 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/11/2015 7:58:32 PM, BblackkBbirdd wrote:
At 4/11/2015 7:24:10 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 4/11/2015 2:23:49 PM, BblackkBbirdd wrote:
Good evening Americans,
Here's some stuff people say in England can you translate it? That is the question.


. And Bob's your uncle
. I'm chuffed to bits

. That was a total c0ck up, who'd have thought that Marmite and aubergine would taste so rank together?
. A caravan crashed into a police van on the dual carriage way because the driver lost the plot and now there's a huge traffic jam because everyone's slowing down to laugh at it.
. Some idiot put some Kippers on the level crossing
. He's living at her majesty's pleasure now
. Well, swings and roundabouts
. She's gone away with the the fairies
. I haven't seen him in donkey's years
. We were having a nice chinwag, when Mary Poppins fell right though the ceiling. So I put the kettle on and got some plasters out of the cupboard.
. Up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire!

. Don't talk to that Lollipop lady on the high street!
. I'll be by the zebra crossing

You British people are weird, lol.


Yes.
Yes we are!

I can tell. :P
You cannot choose whether or not you will live by rules, but you can choose which rules you will live by. --Me

"I was wrong. Squirrels are objectively superior to bunnies in every conceivable dimension."
--Joey

"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver" --PetersSmith

Nunc aut Numquam
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4/12/2015 8:41:57 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/11/2015 8:04:49 PM, Varrack wrote:
At 4/11/2015 2:23:49 PM, BblackkBbirdd wrote:
Good evening Americans,
Here's some stuff people say in England can you translate it? That is the question.


. And Bob's your uncle
. I'm chuffed to bits

. That was a total c0ck up, who'd have thought that Marmite and aubergine would taste so rank together?
. A caravan crashed into a police van on the dual carriage way because the driver lost the plot and now there's a huge traffic jam because everyone's slowing down to laugh at it.
. Some idiot put some Kippers on the level crossing
. He's living at her majesty's pleasure now
. Well, swings and roundabouts
. She's gone away with the the fairies
. I haven't seen him in donkey's years
. We were having a nice chinwag, when Mary Poppins fell right though the ceiling. So I put the kettle on and got some plasters out of the cupboard.
. Up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire!

. Don't talk to that Lollipop lady on the high street!
. I'll be by the zebra crossing

o_O what even is this

:)
It's the weirdness of Britain
birdlandmemories
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4/12/2015 10:26:40 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/11/2015 2:23:49 PM, BblackkBbirdd wrote:
Good evening Americans,
Here's some stuff people say in England can you translate it? That is the question.


. And Bob's your uncle
. I'm chuffed to bits

. That was a total c0ck up, who'd have thought that Marmite and aubergine would taste so rank together?
. A caravan crashed into a police van on the dual carriage way because the driver lost the plot and now there's a huge traffic jam because everyone's slowing down to laugh at it.
. Some idiot put some Kippers on the level crossing
. He's living at her majesty's pleasure now
. Well, swings and roundabouts
. She's gone away with the the fairies
. I haven't seen him in donkey's years
. We were having a nice chinwag, when Mary Poppins fell right though the ceiling. So I put the kettle on and got some plasters out of the cupboard.
. Up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire!

. Don't talk to that Lollipop lady on the high street!
. I'll be by the zebra crossing

Some, not all if it
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cybertron1998
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4/12/2015 11:26:31 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/11/2015 2:23:49 PM, BblackkBbirdd wrote:
Good evening Americans,
Here's some stuff people say in England can you translate it? That is the question.


. And Bob's your uncle
. I'm chuffed to bits

. That was a total c0ck up, who'd have thought that Marmite and aubergine would taste so rank together?
. A caravan crashed into a police van on the dual carriage way because the driver lost the plot and now there's a huge traffic jam because everyone's slowing down to laugh at it.
. Some idiot put some Kippers on the level crossing
. He's living at her majesty's pleasure now
. Well, swings and roundabouts
. She's gone away with the the fairies
. I haven't seen him in donkey's years
. We were having a nice chinwag, when Mary Poppins fell right though the ceiling. So I put the kettle on and got some plasters out of the cupboard.
. Up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire!

. Don't talk to that Lollipop lady on the high street!
. I'll be by the zebra crossing

Well since marmite is a thing in of itself and not a word for something else, we can knock that off. Caravan is a common English word used not only in Britain so I'll knock that off too
Epsilon: There are so many stories where some brave hero decides to give their life to save the day, and because of their sacrifice, the good guys win, the survivors all cheer, and everybody lives happily ever after. But the hero... never gets to see that ending. They'll never know if their sacrifice actually made a difference. They'll never know if the day was really saved. In the end, they just have to have faith.