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lastrequest691
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8/3/2010 9:38:20 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
When you see an African Elephant coming after you...?

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badger
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8/3/2010 10:17:44 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
or you could take your clothes off and run away naked... it might stop to sniff them or something. worth a shot like.
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Korashk
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8/3/2010 10:58:02 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 8/3/2010 10:36:06 AM, badger wrote:
does that come before or after degenerating to a nervous, shaking wreck?

You have to assert your dominance. Wild animals defer to tue alpha creature.
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8/3/2010 10:59:28 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 8/3/2010 10:58:02 AM, Korashk wrote:
At 8/3/2010 10:36:06 AM, badger wrote:
does that come before or after degenerating to a nervous, shaking wreck?

You have to assert your dominance. Wild animals defer to tue alpha creature.

No, you won't win, you need to make a concession. You're going to want to strip naked, bend over, and stay there until such a time as the Elephant accepts your offer of sex.
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8/3/2010 11:01:15 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 8/3/2010 10:58:02 AM, Korashk wrote:
You have to assert your dominance. Wild animals defer to tue alpha creature.

or keep a wee little mouse in your back pocket.
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8/3/2010 11:07:50 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 8/3/2010 10:58:02 AM, Korashk wrote:
At 8/3/2010 10:36:06 AM, badger wrote:
does that come before or after degenerating to a nervous, shaking wreck?

You have to assert your dominance. Wild animals defer to tue alpha creature.

this is a bloody elephant we're talking about... unless you're talking about pulling out a gun, then i fail to see what you'd have to assert.
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