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8/17/2010 9:34:09 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Craziest Day of My Life

Pretext
I live about 30 minutes away from Boston University, so I decided I would go to BU's info session/campus tour, even though I am not applying. Just for fun I suppose. The info session/tour lasted from about 10am to 12noon, and went fine and dandy. The two specific events that follow will make up the craziest day of my life. I'll tell my story in sentence fragmeneted bullets, since it's easier and more readable that way.

Crazy Event #1
>Walking back to my car after tour
>Car is parked in some alley/side street
>See some person in my car
>At first I think that I just misplaced my car
>Get closer, realize that there really is some person in my car
>See that it's some teenager trying to steal my stereo or something
>*thinking, oh hey, I'm a purdy tuff guy, I could take a younger teenager, hell yeah*
>Break into a sprint, whip the car door open, pull him out, and push him up against a wrought iron fence
>Adrenaline is pumping hard, and I scream at him: "WHAT THE [HECK] DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?"
>I now realize the guy I'm holding is a grown-up, not a teenager – about 5'8" 165 lbs and jacked – think Lil Wayne-esque
>I'm only about 5'9" 130 lbs and never been in a fight in my life
>S hitting bricks because I realize the guy is about to tear my arms off and procede to beat me with them
>Just then, a fancy horse-drawn carriage comes around the corner
>A woman in a fancy old coach driver's suit with coat tails is driving it
>She yells: "Is everything okay?"
>I yell back: "No, this guy is robbing me!"
>Lil Wayne look-a-like then shoves me and runs away
>The woman issues forth a battle cry like King Leonidas from 300 and snaps the reins
>The horses rear up and the fancy carriage takes off in pursuit of the black guy
>They both dissappear around a corner
>My face = ???

I'm just absolutely shocked and dumb-founded after this, not knowing what to do. So I just get in my car, lock the doors, and call my Mom. My Mom said to call the cops, but Lil Wayne didn't get away with anything and nothing in my car was damaged, so I didn't feel like it. So we talked for a little bit, and then I said I was gonna get something to eat in Boston, and then I would come home. The event at the restaurant/bar will be Crazy Event #2 in the Craziest Day of My Life.

Crazy Event #2
>At the restaurant
>Some guy in really tight denim shorts and cowboy boots with a massive lumberjack beard gets up on a table and starts singing some Willy Nelson song
>Everyone is kind of like "lolwut"
>Some people start shouting out random songs for the lumberjack dude to sing
>I shout out "FREE BIRD!" for the lulz
>Lumberjack dude starts freaking the hell out, leaps off the table about 10 feet in the air and lands right in front of me
>Lumberjack dude in my face: "DON'T YOU EVER MENTION ANYTHING BY LYNYRD SKYNRD EVER AGAIN DO YOU F***ING UNDERSTAND?!?"
>Me, scared: "dude, w t f is wrong with y-" (cut off)
>Lumberjack dude: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" (imagine the most primal f***ing scream ever)
>Lumberjack dude then grabs some beer bottle off the table next to us, and while running full sprint towards the door smashes it on his head as hard as he can, instantly knocking himself unconcious (while sprinting) and flies head over heels into the door
>Entire bar/restaurant is wondering w t f just happened
>Once again being like "w t f" I just walk out the restaurant so I can go home

So, DDO, that's the Craziest Day of My Life. Comments, questions, concerns? I'm here to entertain them.

P.S. --- I still don't know if this is real life or not.
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8/17/2010 9:39:19 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
If thats all true, that's by the far the most f*cked up yet hilarious day I've ever heard described, and I've heard some pretty screwed up sh*t. 10/10
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8/17/2010 9:40:09 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 8/17/2010 9:38:33 PM, J.Kenyon wrote:
Crazy Event #1 will get you laid some day.

Only if he doesn't tell the truth. Somehow I don't think "I tried to stop a robber and someone in a horse and buggy drove him away" is impressive.
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8/17/2010 9:40:17 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 8/17/2010 9:34:09 PM, Nags wrote:
Craziest Day of My Life

Pretext
I live about 30 minutes away from Boston University, so I decided I would go to BU's info session/campus tour, even though I am not applying. Just for fun I suppose. The info session/tour lasted from about 10am to 12noon, and went fine and dandy. The two specific events that follow will make up the craziest day of my life. I'll tell my story in sentence fragmeneted bullets, since it's easier and more readable that way.

Crazy Event #1
>Walking back to my car after tour
>Car is parked in some alley/side street
>See some person in my car
>At first I think that I just misplaced my car
>Get closer, realize that there really is some person in my car
>See that it's some teenager trying to steal my stereo or something
>*thinking, oh hey, I'm a purdy tuff guy, I could take a younger teenager, hell yeah*
>Break into a sprint, whip the car door open, pull him out, and push him up against a wrought iron fence
>Adrenaline is pumping hard, and I scream at him: "WHAT THE [HECK] DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?"
>I now realize the guy I'm holding is a grown-up, not a teenager – about 5'8" 165 lbs and jacked – think Lil Wayne-esque
>I'm only about 5'9" 130 lbs and never been in a fight in my life
>S hitting bricks because I realize the guy is about to tear my arms off and procede to beat me with them
>Just then, a fancy horse-drawn carriage comes around the corner
>A woman in a fancy old coach driver's suit with coat tails is driving it
>She yells: "Is everything okay?"
>I yell back: "No, this guy is robbing me!"
>Lil Wayne look-a-like then shoves me and runs away
>The woman issues forth a battle cry like King Leonidas from 300 and snaps the reins
>The horses rear up and the fancy carriage takes off in pursuit of the black guy
>They both dissappear around a corner
>My face = ???

I'm just absolutely shocked and dumb-founded after this, not knowing what to do. So I just get in my car, lock the doors, and call my Mom. My Mom said to call the cops, but Lil Wayne didn't get away with anything and nothing in my car was damaged, so I didn't feel like it. So we talked for a little bit, and then I said I was gonna get something to eat in Boston, and then I would come home. The event at the restaurant/bar will be Crazy Event #2 in the Craziest Day of My Life.

Crazy Event #2
>At the restaurant
>Some guy in really tight denim shorts and cowboy boots with a massive lumberjack beard gets up on a table and starts singing some Willy Nelson song
>Everyone is kind of like "lolwut"
>Some people start shouting out random songs for the lumberjack dude to sing
>I shout out "FREE BIRD!" for the lulz
>Lumberjack dude starts freaking the hell out, leaps off the table about 10 feet in the air and lands right in front of me
>Lumberjack dude in my face: "DON'T YOU EVER MENTION ANYTHING BY LYNYRD SKYNRD EVER AGAIN DO YOU F***ING UNDERSTAND?!?"
>Me, scared: "dude, w t f is wrong with y-" (cut off)
>Lumberjack dude: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" (imagine the most primal f***ing scream ever)
>Lumberjack dude then grabs some beer bottle off the table next to us, and while running full sprint towards the door smashes it on his head as hard as he can, instantly knocking himself unconcious (while sprinting) and flies head over heels into the door
>Entire bar/restaurant is wondering w t f just happened
>Once again being like "w t f" I just walk out the restaurant so I can go home

So, DDO, that's the Craziest Day of My Life. Comments, questions, concerns? I'm here to entertain them.

P.S. --- I still don't know if this is real life or not.

Im second judging the validity of my life right now. Please hold.
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8/17/2010 9:42:22 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 8/17/2010 9:40:09 PM, Volkov wrote:
At 8/17/2010 9:38:33 PM, J.Kenyon wrote:
Crazy Event #1 will get you laid some day.

Only if he doesn't tell the truth. Somehow I don't think "I tried to stop a robber and someone in a horse and buggy drove him away" is impressive.

He wouldn't be going for the "yeah, I know, I'm a bad@ss" kind of story, it would be a "holy sh1t are you freaking serious? That is effing hilarious!" kind of story. It's all about how he tells it.
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8/17/2010 9:43:50 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 8/17/2010 9:42:22 PM, J.Kenyon wrote:
He wouldn't be going for the "yeah, I know, I'm a bad@ss" kind of story, it would be a "holy sh1t are you freaking serious? That is effing hilarious!" kind of story. It's all about how he tells it.

Good point, though I still say its 50/50.
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8/17/2010 9:44:51 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Oh. Uh wow. Did you get that from a movie? Are you writing a story?
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8/17/2010 9:47:01 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 8/17/2010 9:34:09 PM, Nags wrote:
Craziest Day of My Life

Pretext
I live about 30 minutes away from Boston University, so I decided I would go to BU's info session/campus tour, even though I am not applying.

P.S. --- I still don't know if this is real life or not.

Are you sure you haven't been partying with badger? o.O
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8/17/2010 10:23:01 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
That is fvcking hiliarious. I wish I could sig the whole thing... I'm laughing at work now. I had to tell them I got a funny email.

Nags, you just won the internet. You should post that sh1t on 4chan. That's a meme if I've ever seen one.
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8/17/2010 10:28:17 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 8/17/2010 10:23:01 PM, tvellalott wrote:
That is fvcking hiliarious. I wish I could sig the whole thing... I'm laughing at work now. I had to tell them I got a funny email.

Nags, you just won the internet. You should post that sh1t on 4chan. That's a meme if I've ever seen one.

Sig the link to it.
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8/17/2010 10:30:46 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 8/17/2010 10:28:17 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 8/17/2010 10:23:01 PM, tvellalott wrote:
That is fvcking hiliarious. I wish I could sig the whole thing... I'm laughing at work now. I had to tell them I got a funny email.

Nags, you just won the internet. You should post that sh1t on 4chan. That's a meme if I've ever seen one.

Sig the link to it.

Done.
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8/17/2010 10:32:54 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Speaking of your sig "At 8/12/2010 2:51:36 PM, annhasle wrote:
Ah, so as long as I ask Christ to save me, I can still eat babies and rape horses. Sweet."

Lol Ann just won more of my respect.
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8/17/2010 10:43:28 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 8/17/2010 10:32:54 PM, lovelife wrote:
Speaking of your sig "At 8/12/2010 2:51:36 PM, annhasle wrote:
Ah, so as long as I ask Christ to save me, I can still eat babies and rape horses. Sweet."

Lol Ann just won more of my respect.

YAY!! :D
I'm not back. This idiot just upset me which made me stop lurking.
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8/17/2010 11:07:54 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 8/17/2010 10:43:28 PM, annhasle wrote:
At 8/17/2010 10:32:54 PM, lovelife wrote:
Speaking of your sig "At 8/12/2010 2:51:36 PM, annhasle wrote:
Ah, so as long as I ask Christ to save me, I can still eat babies and rape horses. Sweet."

Lol Ann just won more of my respect.

YAY!! :D

Your ant-Dr. pepperinism has killed some of that.
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8/17/2010 11:09:06 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 8/17/2010 11:07:54 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 8/17/2010 10:43:28 PM, annhasle wrote:
At 8/17/2010 10:32:54 PM, lovelife wrote:
Speaking of your sig "At 8/12/2010 2:51:36 PM, annhasle wrote:
Ah, so as long as I ask Christ to save me, I can still eat babies and rape horses. Sweet."

Lol Ann just won more of my respect.

YAY!! :D

Your ant-Dr. pepperinism has killed some of that.

Not surprised. But I'm allergic to BS so I don't tell lies. I tell it to yo' face!
I'm not back. This idiot just upset me which made me stop lurking.
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8/17/2010 11:09:54 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 8/17/2010 11:09:06 PM, annhasle wrote:
At 8/17/2010 11:07:54 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 8/17/2010 10:43:28 PM, annhasle wrote:
At 8/17/2010 10:32:54 PM, lovelife wrote:
Speaking of your sig "At 8/12/2010 2:51:36 PM, annhasle wrote:
Ah, so as long as I ask Christ to save me, I can still eat babies and rape horses. Sweet."

Lol Ann just won more of my respect.

YAY!! :D

Your ant-Dr. pepperinism has killed some of that.

Not surprised. But I'm allergic to BS so I don't tell lies. I tell it to yo' face!

Don't worry. I still respect you. You said Twilight is a cult so that's an absolute winner in my eyes. :D
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8/17/2010 11:10:34 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 8/17/2010 11:09:54 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 8/17/2010 11:09:06 PM, annhasle wrote:
At 8/17/2010 11:07:54 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 8/17/2010 10:43:28 PM, annhasle wrote:
At 8/17/2010 10:32:54 PM, lovelife wrote:
Speaking of your sig "At 8/12/2010 2:51:36 PM, annhasle wrote:
Ah, so as long as I ask Christ to save me, I can still eat babies and rape horses. Sweet."

Lol Ann just won more of my respect.

YAY!! :D

Your ant-Dr. pepperinism has killed some of that.

Not surprised. But I'm allergic to BS so I don't tell lies. I tell it to yo' face!

Don't worry. I still respect you. You said Twilight is a cult so that's an absolute winner in my eyes. :D

YAY! Still got one person who can stand me! That's fine with me! :D
I'm not back. This idiot just upset me which made me stop lurking.
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8/17/2010 11:13:23 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 8/17/2010 11:10:34 PM, annhasle wrote:
At 8/17/2010 11:09:54 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 8/17/2010 11:09:06 PM, annhasle wrote:
At 8/17/2010 11:07:54 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 8/17/2010 10:43:28 PM, annhasle wrote:
At 8/17/2010 10:32:54 PM, lovelife wrote:
Speaking of your sig "At 8/12/2010 2:51:36 PM, annhasle wrote:
Ah, so as long as I ask Christ to save me, I can still eat babies and rape horses. Sweet."

Lol Ann just won more of my respect.

YAY!! :D

Your ant-Dr. pepperinism has killed some of that.

Not surprised. But I'm allergic to BS so I don't tell lies. I tell it to yo' face!

Don't worry. I still respect you. You said Twilight is a cult so that's an absolute winner in my eyes. :D

YAY! Still got one person who can stand me! That's fine with me! :D

You can come to my Twilight book burning. ;)
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8/17/2010 11:14:38 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 8/17/2010 11:13:23 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 8/17/2010 11:10:34 PM, annhasle wrote:
At 8/17/2010 11:09:54 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 8/17/2010 11:09:06 PM, annhasle wrote:
At 8/17/2010 11:07:54 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 8/17/2010 10:43:28 PM, annhasle wrote:
At 8/17/2010 10:32:54 PM, lovelife wrote:
Speaking of your sig "At 8/12/2010 2:51:36 PM, annhasle wrote:
Ah, so as long as I ask Christ to save me, I can still eat babies and rape horses. Sweet."

Lol Ann just won more of my respect.

YAY!! :D

Your ant-Dr. pepperinism has killed some of that.

Not surprised. But I'm allergic to BS so I don't tell lies. I tell it to yo' face!

Don't worry. I still respect you. You said Twilight is a cult so that's an absolute winner in my eyes. :D

YAY! Still got one person who can stand me! That's fine with me! :D

You can come to my Twilight book burning. ;)

Can we throw in that stupid Bella girl while we're there? Or that ugly Edward guy?
I'm not back. This idiot just upset me which made me stop lurking.
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8/17/2010 11:15:32 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 8/17/2010 11:14:38 PM, annhasle wrote:
At 8/17/2010 11:13:23 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:

You can come to my Twilight book burning. ;)

Can we throw in that stupid Bella girl while we're there? Or that ugly Edward guy?

Yep. Go for it.
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8/17/2010 11:22:23 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 8/17/2010 11:10:34 PM, annhasle wrote:
At 8/17/2010 11:09:54 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 8/17/2010 11:09:06 PM, annhasle wrote:
At 8/17/2010 11:07:54 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 8/17/2010 10:43:28 PM, annhasle wrote:
At 8/17/2010 10:32:54 PM, lovelife wrote:
Speaking of your sig "At 8/12/2010 2:51:36 PM, annhasle wrote:
Ah, so as long as I ask Christ to save me, I can still eat babies and rape horses. Sweet."

Lol Ann just won more of my respect.

YAY!! :D

Your ant-Dr. pepperinism has killed some of that.

Not surprised. But I'm allergic to BS so I don't tell lies. I tell it to yo' face!

Don't worry. I still respect you. You said Twilight is a cult so that's an absolute winner in my eyes. :D

YAY! Still got one person who can stand me! That's fine with me! :D

I can stand you, just not your hatred for my religion.

Plus lets kill twilight.
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8/17/2010 11:25:24 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 8/17/2010 11:22:23 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 8/17/2010 11:10:34 PM, annhasle wrote:
At 8/17/2010 11:09:54 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 8/17/2010 11:09:06 PM, annhasle wrote:
At 8/17/2010 11:07:54 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 8/17/2010 10:43:28 PM, annhasle wrote:
At 8/17/2010 10:32:54 PM, lovelife wrote:
Speaking of your sig "At 8/12/2010 2:51:36 PM, annhasle wrote:
Ah, so as long as I ask Christ to save me, I can still eat babies and rape horses. Sweet."

Lol Ann just won more of my respect.

YAY!! :D

Your ant-Dr. pepperinism has killed some of that.

Not surprised. But I'm allergic to BS so I don't tell lies. I tell it to yo' face!

Don't worry. I still respect you. You said Twilight is a cult so that's an absolute winner in my eyes. :D

YAY! Still got one person who can stand me! That's fine with me! :D

I can stand you, just not your hatred for my religion.

Plus lets kill twilight.

Wait, aren't you atheist?
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8/17/2010 11:26:07 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 8/17/2010 11:22:23 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 8/17/2010 11:10:34 PM, annhasle wrote:
At 8/17/2010 11:09:54 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 8/17/2010 11:09:06 PM, annhasle wrote:
At 8/17/2010 11:07:54 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 8/17/2010 10:43:28 PM, annhasle wrote:
At 8/17/2010 10:32:54 PM, lovelife wrote:
Speaking of your sig "At 8/12/2010 2:51:36 PM, annhasle wrote:
Ah, so as long as I ask Christ to save me, I can still eat babies and rape horses. Sweet."

Lol Ann just won more of my respect.

YAY!! :D

Your ant-Dr. pepperinism has killed some of that.

Not surprised. But I'm allergic to BS so I don't tell lies. I tell it to yo' face!

Don't worry. I still respect you. You said Twilight is a cult so that's an absolute winner in my eyes. :D

YAY! Still got one person who can stand me! That's fine with me! :D

I can stand you, just not your hatred for my religion.

Plus lets kill twilight.

You're profile says you're an atheist :\
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8/17/2010 11:33:16 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Goddamn women ruining my thread. Jesus Christ, get back in the kitchen and stop hijacking threads.

But yeah, my story was a complete piece of fiction. I just wanted to go for the lulz. If I initially said it was fiction, then I think the lol value would've been lesser.