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MisterMittens
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9/3/2015 10:32:29 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
Ooh ooh.
Me too.
Me too!
Ask me questions about me.
I love talking about me! :D
I'm handsome. Whoever disagrees with me can go die in a deep, dark hole.
lannan13
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9/3/2015 10:47:52 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/3/2015 10:32:29 PM, MisterMittens wrote:
Ooh ooh.
Me too.
Me too!
Ask me questions about me.
I love talking about me! :D

Why didn't you sign-up for my mafia game. >:(
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If the sky's the limit then why do we have footprints on the Moon? I'm shooting my aspirations for the stars.

"If you are going through hell, keep going." "Sir Winston Churchill

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." "Eleanor Roosevelt

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MisterMittens
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9/3/2015 10:54:36 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/3/2015 10:47:52 PM, lannan13 wrote:
At 9/3/2015 10:32:29 PM, MisterMittens wrote:
Ooh ooh.
Me too.
Me too!
Ask me questions about me.
I love talking about me! :D

Why didn't you sign-up for my mafia game. >:(

Because.
Mafia takes up too much time.
And school.
Grr.
School.
D:<
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lannan13
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9/3/2015 11:03:13 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/3/2015 10:54:36 PM, MisterMittens wrote:
At 9/3/2015 10:47:52 PM, lannan13 wrote:
At 9/3/2015 10:32:29 PM, MisterMittens wrote:
Ooh ooh.
Me too.
Me too!
Ask me questions about me.
I love talking about me! :D

Why didn't you sign-up for my mafia game. >:(

Because.
Mafia takes up too much time.
And school.
Grr.
School.
D:<

Why is your gender male?
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If the sky's the limit then why do we have footprints on the Moon? I'm shooting my aspirations for the stars.

"If you are going through hell, keep going." "Sir Winston Churchill

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." "Eleanor Roosevelt

Topics I want to debate. (http://tinyurl.com...)
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MisterMittens
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9/3/2015 11:37:48 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/3/2015 11:03:13 PM, lannan13 wrote:
Why is your gender male?

Because.
I'm a male. X3
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9/3/2015 11:54:27 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/3/2015 11:37:48 PM, MisterMittens wrote:
At 9/3/2015 11:03:13 PM, lannan13 wrote:
Why is your gender male?

Because.
I'm a male. X3

But you can be anything you want...
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If the sky's the limit then why do we have footprints on the Moon? I'm shooting my aspirations for the stars.

"If you are going through hell, keep going." "Sir Winston Churchill

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." "Eleanor Roosevelt

Topics I want to debate. (http://tinyurl.com...)
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lannan13
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9/3/2015 11:55:59 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/3/2015 10:32:29 PM, MisterMittens wrote:
Ooh ooh.
Me too.
Me too!
Ask me questions about me.
I love talking about me! :D

Favorite Color?
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If the sky's the limit then why do we have footprints on the Moon? I'm shooting my aspirations for the stars.

"If you are going through hell, keep going." "Sir Winston Churchill

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." "Eleanor Roosevelt

Topics I want to debate. (http://tinyurl.com...)
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lannan13
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9/3/2015 11:59:30 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/3/2015 10:32:29 PM, MisterMittens wrote:
Ooh ooh.
Me too.
Me too!
Ask me questions about me.
I love talking about me! :D

Favorite Food?
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If the sky's the limit then why do we have footprints on the Moon? I'm shooting my aspirations for the stars.

"If you are going through hell, keep going." "Sir Winston Churchill

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." "Eleanor Roosevelt

Topics I want to debate. (http://tinyurl.com...)
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lannan13
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9/3/2015 11:59:54 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/3/2015 10:32:29 PM, MisterMittens wrote:
Ooh ooh.
Me too.
Me too!
Ask me questions about me.
I love talking about me! :D

Favorite Pop?
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If the sky's the limit then why do we have footprints on the Moon? I'm shooting my aspirations for the stars.

"If you are going through hell, keep going." "Sir Winston Churchill

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." "Eleanor Roosevelt

Topics I want to debate. (http://tinyurl.com...)
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ColeTrain
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9/3/2015 11:59:55 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/3/2015 10:32:29 PM, MisterMittens wrote:
Ooh ooh.
Me too.
Me too!
Ask me questions about me.
I love talking about me! :D

Why are you apathetic on your political ideology?
"The right to 360 noscope noobs shall not be infringed!!!" -- tajshar2k
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9/4/2015 12:20:11 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/3/2015 11:55:59 PM, lannan13 wrote:
Favorite Color?

They're all equally delightful! :)
But if I had to choose.
Hm,
Some nice shade of maroon-purple. That color just.. makes me want to hug something. :>
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9/4/2015 12:20:54 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/3/2015 11:59:30 PM, lannan13 wrote:
Favorite Food?

Cake.
Mocha.
Choco.
Coffee
Cheese.
Yum.
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9/4/2015 12:22:39 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/3/2015 11:59:54 PM, lannan13 wrote:
Favorite Pop?

Hmmmmmmm..

Pentatonix are pretty good.
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9/4/2015 12:42:38 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/3/2015 10:54:36 PM, MisterMittens wrote:
At 9/3/2015 10:47:52 PM, lannan13 wrote:
At 9/3/2015 10:32:29 PM, MisterMittens wrote:
Ooh ooh.
Me too.
Me too!
Ask me questions about me.
I love talking about me! :D

Why didn't you sign-up for my mafia game. >:(

Because.
Mafia takes up too much time.
And school.
Grr.
School.
D:<

Are you part of the Illuminati?
"In Guns We Trust" Tajshar2k
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9/4/2015 12:54:03 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/3/2015 11:59:55 PM, ColeTrain wrote:
I'm an apathetic individual. Heh.
Probably not a good thing.
But it is what it is.
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9/4/2015 12:55:44 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
Pentatonix are pretty good.

*Legendary
"The right to 360 noscope noobs shall not be infringed!!!" -- tajshar2k
"So, to start off, I've never committed suicide." -- Vaarka
"I eat glue." -- brontoraptor
"I mean, at this rate, I'd argue for a ham sandwich presidency." -- ResponsiblyIrresponsible
"Overthrow Assad, heil jihad." -- 16kadams when trolling in hangout
"Hillary Clinton is not my favorite person ... and her campaign is as inspiring as a bowl of cottage cheese." -- YYW
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9/4/2015 12:55:54 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/4/2015 12:42:38 AM, tajshar2k wrote:
Are you part of the Illuminati?

....../..\
..../Um\
../...No..\

What makes you think that?
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9/4/2015 1:00:16 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/4/2015 12:55:44 AM, ColeTrain wrote:
Pentatonix are pretty good.

*Legendary

*God-iike
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9/4/2015 1:04:01 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/4/2015 12:55:54 AM, MisterMittens wrote:
At 9/4/2015 12:42:38 AM, tajshar2k wrote:
Are you part of the Illuminati?

....../..\
..../Um\
../...No..\

What makes you think that?

Absolutely nothing. I just had a doubt, but you proved you have 0% involvement. You passed the test.
"In Guns We Trust" Tajshar2k
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9/4/2015 1:09:16 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/4/2015 1:00:16 AM, MisterMittens wrote:
At 9/4/2015 12:55:44 AM, ColeTrain wrote:
Pentatonix are pretty good.

*Legendary

*God-iike

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com...
"In Guns We Trust" Tajshar2k
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9/4/2015 1:21:45 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/3/2015 10:32:29 PM, MisterMittens wrote:
Ooh ooh.
Me too.
Me too!
Ask me questions about me.
I love talking about me! :D

Why is your voice so cute?
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9/4/2015 1:33:29 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/4/2015 1:00:16 AM, MisterMittens wrote:
At 9/4/2015 12:55:44 AM, ColeTrain wrote:
Pentatonix are pretty good.

*Legendary

*God-iike

So fantastic that they're apocryphal.*
"The right to 360 noscope noobs shall not be infringed!!!" -- tajshar2k
"So, to start off, I've never committed suicide." -- Vaarka
"I eat glue." -- brontoraptor
"I mean, at this rate, I'd argue for a ham sandwich presidency." -- ResponsiblyIrresponsible
"Overthrow Assad, heil jihad." -- 16kadams when trolling in hangout
"Hillary Clinton is not my favorite person ... and her campaign is as inspiring as a bowl of cottage cheese." -- YYW
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9/4/2015 1:52:58 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/3/2015 11:37:48 PM, MisterMittens wrote:
At 9/3/2015 11:03:13 PM, lannan13 wrote:
Why is your gender male?

Because.
I'm a male. X3

Sexist!

.
.
.

Jk. :)
Solonkr~
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I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

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Me~
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MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

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9/4/2015 1:59:19 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/3/2015 10:32:29 PM, MisterMittens wrote:
Favourite quote?
If you had one wish, what would it be?
Cats or dogs?
Fishes or Dolphins?
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
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9/4/2015 2:20:53 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/4/2015 1:09:16 AM, tajshar2k wrote:
At 9/4/2015 1:00:16 AM, MisterMittens wrote:
At 9/4/2015 12:55:44 AM, ColeTrain wrote:
Pentatonix are pretty good.

*Legendary

*God-iike

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com...
lol
You win the internet.
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9/4/2015 3:07:28 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/3/2015 10:32:29 PM, MisterMittens wrote:
Ooh ooh.
Me too.
Me too!
Ask me questions about me.
I love talking about me! :D

Thoughts on this song about beginning?
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9/4/2015 3:24:50 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/4/2015 1:21:45 AM, Lee001 wrote:
Why is your voice so cute?

Why do I not know what to say to that?
Where to begin..
Well you see.
One upon a time, when Mittens was very young, he paid homage to the great god of speech. And from there he was trained in many things. For you see, Mittens was considered by many to be one of great talent, what you would generically call 'the chosen one'
His voice was a call from heaven, they said. A blessing seen once every thousands of years, they said.
Well let me tell you, Mittens was very pleased, but despite his natural talent, his skills were no match for the temple's highly trained holy-people. And so, with complete disregard for Mittens' protests of freedom of speech and whatnot, the holy-people trapped him in their temple. Until he'd mastered his gift, Mittens was not to leave..
Ever.
To ensure that none were to seek Mittens' return to society, the holy-people staged his death to the public, and deprived poor Mittens of his connections to his friends and his family. Those poor souls. Finally, to completely sever Mittens' link to the world, the holy-people tied him to a table, and, with the professional surgeon that they conveniently had on hand, they restructured the one thing that identified him as who he was: his mittens. There was no going back. Even if he were to escape, there would be nothing to go back to. No one would recognize him. He was stuck. And oh did he loathe these terrible holy-people and the terrible crime committed against him.
There was nothing he could do, however.. not until they gave him his mittens back. He pleaded daily, the poor, devastated Mittens, refusing to eat or drink. He'd rather die than be subjected to the whims of those mittens-defiling bastards. At the zenith of starvation, the holy-people relented, promising to return Mittens his mittens. On one condition: he was to perfect his voice, master it beyond what the greatest among them have achieved. For his was a talent beyond legend. He was.. the chosen one.
And so Mittens agreed, finding new resolve and renewed purpose.
Mittens would satisfying these infidels, at least until he got his Mittens back. What did he have to lose?
So while the holy-people of the speech-god swore to return Mittens his mittens, Mittens swore to avenge his mittens for its temporary deformation. Mittens would strangle them with his mittens and make them rue the day that they dared to cross him.
And so the days passed, with Mittens performing hour-long exercises through which he worked to perfect his voice. It was a grueling process, and the days turned into weeks, weeks to months, and months to years. The years dulled the edges of Mittens' righteous fury. By the end of the 3rd year, Mittens had forgotten what his mittens had suffered. He'd forgotten the travesty done to his person. And in the process, Mittens lapsed into an apathetic stupor, so accustomed to the temple life was he.
And then one day, in a fit of foolish trust in their belief that Mittens had been emotionally and mentally subdued, the mittens-defiling morons gave Mittens back his mittens.
Oh the happiness that Mittens felt that day, the gratitude and thanks he gave brought joy to the temple. And they took a day off training to celebrate. For Mittens had progressed far in his voice-training. He was practically perfect. As the last of them slept that night, Mittens laid in his bed, staring at his mittens. And then.. he noticed a flaw. These were his original mittens yet.. the surgeon, the so-called 'crocheter', had forgotten his whiskers!!!
All those years of training and pain, everything had been.. a lie!!
Mittens seethed!!
That night, the temple burned!!!
And the holy-people and their fetish for pretty voices were no more.
From the ashes, Mittens rose, his face fresh with tears. His mittens would never be the same again.
When e returned home, his family rejoiced, but Mittens was never the same again.
And.. well. That is why my voice is what it is. For you see.
...
That's right.
I'm Mittens.
I'm handsome. Whoever disagrees with me can go die in a deep, dark hole.
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9/4/2015 3:25:33 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/4/2015 1:33:29 AM, ColeTrain wrote:
At 9/4/2015 1:00:16 AM, MisterMittens wrote:
At 9/4/2015 12:55:44 AM, ColeTrain wrote:
Pentatonix are pretty good.

*Legendary

*God-iike

So fantastic that they're apocryphal.*

Astounding beyond all things holy.*
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9/4/2015 3:26:13 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/4/2015 1:52:58 AM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 9/3/2015 11:37:48 PM, MisterMittens wrote:
At 9/3/2015 11:03:13 PM, lannan13 wrote:
Why is your gender male?

Because.
I'm a male. X3

Sexist!
No! You didn't!!!

.
.
.

Jk. :)

Oh.
We can still be friends then. :)
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9/4/2015 3:29:54 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/4/2015 1:59:19 AM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 9/3/2015 10:32:29 PM, MisterMittens wrote:
Favourite quote?
"Watch and learn. One clean motion. No hesitation."
If you had one wish, what would it be?
Hmm.
Eternal happiness for everyone.
Eternal life.
And eternal happiness..
Rolled into one!
Cats or dogs?
Cats. Rawr.
Fishes or Dolphins?
Dolphins. They're generally smarter and more awesome. And they make cute sounds.
Fish just go *bwubbwub* in silence.
I'm handsome. Whoever disagrees with me can go die in a deep, dark hole.