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Peternosaint
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1/16/2016 12:49:25 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
I am going to invent a cream to cure acne. The colour is important to the sales pitch, and it will be a sort of red.

"They will seek it here, they will seek it there, they will seek it every where and it will be called the "Scarlet Pimple gel." Should sell a million, Hey.

I am going to find a gene that will make chokos go rotten the moment they are taken off the vine...I hate 'em.

I'M gunna invent a car that uses no fuel, not electricity, not gasoline, not water, nuffin' It wont go anywhere but it wont need fuel either.

What are you gunno invent?
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1/16/2016 12:54:01 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Tortellini in the shape of turtles. I'm going to call it Turtleini.
I'm just a cro magnon masquerading as one of you.
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1/16/2016 1:47:07 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
I'm gona invent ( lucky dip flavored) milk shakes and lucky dip Flav chips. Like you buy a shake and it's strawberry and your like, not bad . But beware 2 in 5 is plane milk , and plain chips . Ya open ya chips up Damm it salt and vinegar I hate em, so you just chuck em . Ya can buy em for ya friends. Ha ha you got BBQ and a lime milkshake. Chuck it and try again . Would you buy them?
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1/16/2016 6:49:46 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
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1/16/2016 8:49:48 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/16/2016 1:47:07 AM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
I'm gona invent ( lucky dip flavored) milk shakes and lucky dip Flav chips. Like you buy a shake and it's strawberry and your like, not bad . But beware 2 in 5 is plane milk , and plain chips . Ya open ya chips up Damm it salt and vinegar I hate em, so you just chuck em . Ya can buy em for ya friends. Ha ha you got BBQ and a lime milkshake. Chuck it and try again . Would you buy them?

How about soup sandwiches and watermelon milkshakes? How 'bout salt and vinegar chips with no salt or vinegar on 'em.?

Wet cat food, you only see dry cat food in the supermarkets. inf' ya' cat gets wet ya' can't give it summit to eat, hey?
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1/16/2016 9:04:39 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/16/2016 8:49:48 AM, Peternosaint wrote:
At 1/16/2016 1:47:07 AM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
I'm gona invent ( lucky dip flavored) milk shakes and lucky dip Flav chips. Like you buy a shake and it's strawberry and your like, not bad . But beware 2 in 5 is plane milk , and plain chips . Ya open ya chips up Damm it salt and vinegar I hate em, so you just chuck em . Ya can buy em for ya friends. Ha ha you got BBQ and a lime milkshake. Chuck it and try again . Would you buy them?

How about soup sandwiches and watermelon milkshakes? How 'bout salt and vinegar chips with no salt or vinegar on 'em.?

Wet cat food, you only see dry cat food in the supermarkets. inf' ya' cat gets wet ya' can't give it summit to eat, hey?

Well poor puss puss dose need his food. What about a a printer with fish tank on it to keep ya pet squids , that you can milk for ink.
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1/16/2016 9:08:10 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Or a container to put ya weed in and if you open it normally like a cop would it just rapidly evaporates or blows it away
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1/17/2016 3:11:25 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/16/2016 9:09:56 AM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
Lots of drug test for drivers now , ya maybe need a toung condom , or some special chewy.

Or maybe no drug taking. You can get ya' kicks from a cow!
Peternosaint
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1/17/2016 3:15:48 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/16/2016 9:04:39 AM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
At 1/16/2016 8:49:48 AM, Peternosaint wrote:
At 1/16/2016 1:47:07 AM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
I'm gona invent ( lucky dip flavored) milk shakes and lucky dip Flav chips. Like you buy a shake and it's strawberry and your like, not bad . But beware 2 in 5 is plane milk , and plain chips . Ya open ya chips up Damm it salt and vinegar I hate em, so you just chuck em . Ya can buy em for ya friends. Ha ha you got BBQ and a lime milkshake. Chuck it and try again . Would you buy them?

How about soup sandwiches and watermelon milkshakes? How 'bout salt and vinegar chips with no salt or vinegar on 'em.?

Wet cat food, you only see dry cat food in the supermarkets. inf' ya' cat gets wet ya' can't give it summit to eat, hey?


Well poor puss puss dose need his food. What about a a printer with fish tank on it to keep ya pet squids , that you can milk for ink.

Does the ink come in any other colours?
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1/17/2016 5:19:33 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/17/2016 3:15:48 AM, Peternosaint wrote:
At 1/16/2016 9:04:39 AM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
At 1/16/2016 8:49:48 AM, Peternosaint wrote:
At 1/16/2016 1:47:07 AM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
I'm gona invent ( lucky dip flavored) milk shakes and lucky dip Flav chips. Like you buy a shake and it's strawberry and your like, not bad . But beware 2 in 5 is plane milk , and plain chips . Ya open ya chips up Damm it salt and vinegar I hate em, so you just chuck em . Ya can buy em for ya friends. Ha ha you got BBQ and a lime milkshake. Chuck it and try again . Would you buy them?

How about soup sandwiches and watermelon milkshakes? How 'bout salt and vinegar chips with no salt or vinegar on 'em.?

Wet cat food, you only see dry cat food in the supermarkets. inf' ya' cat gets wet ya' can't give it summit to eat, hey?


Well poor puss puss dose need his food. What about a a printer with fish tank on it to keep ya pet squids , that you can milk for ink.

Does the ink come in any other colours?

What about a emergency printer kind of deal . And like 1 or 2 pen inks . Prints a few pages. You can place all old pens in a container thingy MA Bob. And it sucks every drop out of them.
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1/17/2016 6:18:21 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/17/2016 5:19:33 AM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
At 1/17/2016 3:15:48 AM, Peternosaint wrote:
At 1/16/2016 9:04:39 AM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
At 1/16/2016 8:49:48 AM, Peternosaint wrote:
At 1/16/2016 1:47:07 AM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
I'm gona invent ( lucky dip flavored) milk shakes and lucky dip Flav chips. Like you buy a shake and it's strawberry and your like, not bad . But beware 2 in 5 is plane milk , and plain chips . Ya open ya chips up Damm it salt and vinegar I hate em, so you just chuck em . Ya can buy em for ya friends. Ha ha you got BBQ and a lime milkshake. Chuck it and try again . Would you buy them?

How about soup sandwiches and watermelon milkshakes? How 'bout salt and vinegar chips with no salt or vinegar on 'em.?

Wet cat food, you only see dry cat food in the supermarkets. inf' ya' cat gets wet ya' can't give it summit to eat, hey?


Well poor puss puss dose need his food. What about a a printer with fish tank on it to keep ya pet squids , that you can milk for ink.

Does the ink come in any other colours?

What about a emergency printer kind of deal . And like 1 or 2 pen inks . Prints a few pages. You can place all old pens in a container thingy MA Bob. And it sucks every drop out of them.

Aha! A vampire printer...But they vould be doin' it for der own desires, and zee printenheimer vould not vork, Yes?
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1/17/2016 6:22:43 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/17/2016 6:18:21 AM, Peternosaint wrote:
At 1/17/2016 5:19:33 AM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
At 1/17/2016 3:15:48 AM, Peternosaint wrote:
At 1/16/2016 9:04:39 AM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
At 1/16/2016 8:49:48 AM, Peternosaint wrote:
At 1/16/2016 1:47:07 AM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
I'm gona invent ( lucky dip flavored) milk shakes and lucky dip Flav chips. Like you buy a shake and it's strawberry and your like, not bad . But beware 2 in 5 is plane milk , and plain chips . Ya open ya chips up Damm it salt and vinegar I hate em, so you just chuck em . Ya can buy em for ya friends. Ha ha you got BBQ and a lime milkshake. Chuck it and try again . Would you buy them?

How about soup sandwiches and watermelon milkshakes? How 'bout salt and vinegar chips with no salt or vinegar on 'em.?

Wet cat food, you only see dry cat food in the supermarkets. inf' ya' cat gets wet ya' can't give it summit to eat, hey?


Well poor puss puss dose need his food. What about a a printer with fish tank on it to keep ya pet squids , that you can milk for ink.

Does the ink come in any other colours?

What about a emergency printer kind of deal . And like 1 or 2 pen inks . Prints a few pages. You can place all old pens in a container thingy MA Bob. And it sucks every drop out of them.

Aha! A vampire printer...But they vould be doin' it for der own desires, and zee printenheimer vould not vork, Yes?

Obviously not during daylight hours , but at night 4 sure. I'll call it " Vlad the ink printer"
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1/17/2016 6:26:30 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/17/2016 6:18:21 AM, Peternosaint wrote:
At 1/17/2016 5:19:33 AM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
At 1/17/2016 3:15:48 AM, Peternosaint wrote:
At 1/16/2016 9:04:39 AM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
At 1/16/2016 8:49:48 AM, Peternosaint wrote:
At 1/16/2016 1:47:07 AM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
I'm gona invent ( lucky dip flavored) milk shakes and lucky dip Flav chips. Like you buy a shake and it's strawberry and your like, not bad . But beware 2 in 5 is plane milk , and plain chips . Ya open ya chips up Damm it salt and vinegar I hate em, so you just chuck em . Ya can buy em for ya friends. Ha ha you got BBQ and a lime milkshake. Chuck it and try again . Would you buy them?

How about soup sandwiches and watermelon milkshakes? How 'bout salt and vinegar chips with no salt or vinegar on 'em.?

Wet cat food, you only see dry cat food in the supermarkets. inf' ya' cat gets wet ya' can't give it summit to eat, hey?


Well poor puss puss dose need his food. What about a a printer with fish tank on it to keep ya pet squids , that you can milk for ink.

Does the ink come in any other colours?

What about a emergency printer kind of deal . And like 1 or 2 pen inks . Prints a few pages. You can place all old pens in a container thingy MA Bob. And it sucks every drop out of them.

Aha! A vampire printer...But they vould be doin' it for der own desires, and zee printenheimer vould not vork, Yes?

Do you want a stake in it
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1/19/2016 1:38:15 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Benz-oil peroxide "Clearasil" that same ingredient is used as a catalyst to make polyester resin harden. The only difference is the concentration. The hardener has way more benz-oil peroxide by volume. Buy some polyester resin and use the hardener just like "clearasil." Don't laugh it works, MAY CAUSE SKIN IRRITATION ON SOME USERS. So try a small area first.
Beware of the people who are in your circle but are not in your corner.

And with the stroke of a pen people 18 to 21 who own a gun became criminals and public enemy #1 having committed no crime and having said nothing. Just like the Jews in Germany during WW2. Must be a weird feeling.

When I hear people crying and whining about their first world problems I think about the universe with everything in it and people in wheelchairs and all of their problems go away.
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1/19/2016 1:42:27 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/19/2016 1:38:15 AM, sadolite wrote:
Benz-oil peroxide "Clearasil" that same ingredient is used as a catalyst to make polyester resin harden. The only difference is the concentration. The hardener has way more benz-oil peroxide by volume. Buy some polyester resin and use the hardener just like "clearasil." Don't laugh it works, MAY CAUSE SKIN IRRITATION ON SOME USERS. So try a small area first.

Great tip sir.
Crying about how much the Trump wall is going to cost is like a heroin addict complaining about how much the needles cost.
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1/19/2016 1:44:52 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/19/2016 1:38:15 AM, sadolite wrote:
Benz-oil peroxide "Clearasil" that same ingredient is used as a catalyst to make polyester resin harden. The only difference is the concentration. The hardener has way more benz-oil peroxide by volume. Buy some polyester resin and use the hardener just like "clearasil." Don't laugh it works, MAY CAUSE SKIN IRRITATION ON SOME USERS. So try a small area first.

Sorry spelled it wrong "benzoyl " peroxide
Beware of the people who are in your circle but are not in your corner.

And with the stroke of a pen people 18 to 21 who own a gun became criminals and public enemy #1 having committed no crime and having said nothing. Just like the Jews in Germany during WW2. Must be a weird feeling.

When I hear people crying and whining about their first world problems I think about the universe with everything in it and people in wheelchairs and all of their problems go away.
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1/19/2016 1:53:37 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/19/2016 1:42:27 AM, Greyparrot wrote:
At 1/19/2016 1:38:15 AM, sadolite wrote:
Benz-oil peroxide "Clearasil" that same ingredient is used as a catalyst to make polyester resin harden. The only difference is the concentration. The hardener has way more benz-oil peroxide by volume. Buy some polyester resin and use the hardener just like "clearasil." Don't laugh it works, MAY CAUSE SKIN IRRITATION ON SOME USERS. So try a small area first.

Great tip sir.

Make sure it is polyester and NOT epoxy hardener. It should be a white cream not a clear liquid
Beware of the people who are in your circle but are not in your corner.

And with the stroke of a pen people 18 to 21 who own a gun became criminals and public enemy #1 having committed no crime and having said nothing. Just like the Jews in Germany during WW2. Must be a weird feeling.

When I hear people crying and whining about their first world problems I think about the universe with everything in it and people in wheelchairs and all of their problems go away.