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sydnerella
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1/28/2009 5:51:44 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
Did anyone else happen to get an email like this, from an Augusta Yac? xD

Dearest,I am writing this mail to you with tears and sorrow from my heart. My name is Augusta Justin Yac , 24yrs old, female and I held from South Sudan. I am writing this mail to you with tears and sorrow from my heart. My father Dr. Justin Yac Arop was the former Minister for SPLA Affairs and Special Adviser to President Salva Kiir of South Sudan for Decentralization. My father Dr. Justine Yac and my mother including other top Military officers and top government officials had been on board when the plane crashed on Friday May 02, 2008.You can read more about the crash through the below site http://news.bbc.co.uk... After the burial of my father, my uncle conspired and sold my father's properties to one Chinease Expatriate and live nothing for me. One faithful morning, I opened my father's briefcase and found out the documents which he have deposited huge amount of money in one bank in Burkina Faso with my name as the next of kin. I traveled to Burkina Faso to withdraw the money so that I can start a better life and take care of myself. On my arrival, the Branch manager of the Bank whom I met in person told me that my father's instruction to the bank was the money be release to me only when I am married or present a trustee who will help me and invest the money overseas.I am in search of an honest and reliable person who will help me and stand as my trustee so that I will present him to the Bank for transfer of the money to his bank account overseas. I have chosen to contact you after my prayers and I believe that you will not betray my trust. But rather take me as your own sister. Though you may wonder why I am so soon revealing myself to you without knowing you, well, I will say that my mind convinced me that you may be the true person to help me. More so, I will like to disclose much to you if you can help me to relocate to your country because my uncle have threaten to assassinate me. The amount is $14.9Million and I have confirmed from the bank in Burkina Faso. You will also help me to place the money in a more profitable business venture in your Country.However, you will help by recommending a nice University in your country so that I can complete my studies. It is my intention to compensate you with 10% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my capital in your establishment. As soon as I receive your interest in helping me, I will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely. Please do keep this only to your self. I beg you not to disclose it till i come over because I am affraid of my weaked uncle who has threatened to kill me. Sincerely yours,Augusta Justin Yac.
askbob
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1/28/2009 6:10:52 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
What gets me is how they expect people to believe that people living in Africa have money.

What also makes me laugh is how some idiots in America actually buy this crap.
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PoeJoe
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1/28/2009 6:32:57 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 1/28/2009 6:16:52 PM, sydnerella wrote:
Her uncle have threaten to assassinate her. =(

She's not important enough to be assassinated. She's a conceited shrew if you ask me!
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sydnerella
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1/30/2009 3:48:15 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 1/28/2009 6:32:57 PM, PoeJoe wrote:
At 1/28/2009 6:16:52 PM, sydnerella wrote:
Her uncle have threaten to assassinate her. =(

She's not important enough to be assassinated. She's a conceited shrew if you ask me!

Haha do you happen to be her uncle then? =D
I-am-a-panda
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1/30/2009 3:53:46 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 1/30/2009 3:48:15 PM, sydnerella wrote:
At 1/28/2009 6:32:57 PM, PoeJoe wrote:
At 1/28/2009 6:16:52 PM, sydnerella wrote:
Her uncle have threaten to assassinate her. =(

She's not important enough to be assassinated. She's a conceited shrew if you ask me!


Haha do you happen to be her uncle then? =D

I'm her dad. Hell, anyone can claim to be her dad, we've all F***** her mum!
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sydnerella
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1/30/2009 4:33:10 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 1/30/2009 3:53:46 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
At 1/30/2009 3:48:15 PM, sydnerella wrote:
At 1/28/2009 6:32:57 PM, PoeJoe wrote:
At 1/28/2009 6:16:52 PM, sydnerella wrote:
Her uncle have threaten to assassinate her. =(

She's not important enough to be assassinated. She's a conceited shrew if you ask me!


Haha do you happen to be her uncle then? =D

I'm her dad. Hell, anyone can claim to be her dad, we've all F***** her mum!

You're Dr. Justin Yac Arop, former Minister for SPLA Affairs and Special Adviser to President Salva Kiir of South Sudan for Decentralization? And so you perished with other top military officials in that tragic plane crash???

YOU A$$HOLE, STOP PRETENDING TO BE DEAD - AUGUSTA NEEEEEDS YOU!!!

Plus, she is pushing your money around. =)
lovelife
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11/7/2010 7:29:53 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 1/28/2009 5:53:25 PM, s0m31john wrote:
Sounds legit, go for it.

Yeah, don't let her die; you get money if you help her =D
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FREEDO
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11/7/2010 7:32:12 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/7/2010 7:29:53 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 1/28/2009 5:53:25 PM, s0m31john wrote:
Sounds legit, go for it.

Yeah, don't let her die; you get money if you help her =D

lol@ reviving old threads
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lovelife
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11/7/2010 7:33:34 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/7/2010 7:32:12 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 11/7/2010 7:29:53 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 1/28/2009 5:53:25 PM, s0m31john wrote:
Sounds legit, go for it.

Yeah, don't let her die; you get money if you help her =D

lol@ reviving old threads

Lol someone had to
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lovelife
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11/7/2010 7:37:39 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/7/2010 7:34:04 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
Nah, they're usually dead for a reason.

This site is sucking for a reason. We need to bring back the old ways.
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Cody_Franklin
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11/7/2010 7:40:58 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/7/2010 7:37:39 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 11/7/2010 7:34:04 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
Nah, they're usually dead for a reason.

This site is sucking for a reason. We need to bring back the old ways.

I suppose you never sat down to think of what the reason was. I guess introspection is a tough business, though.
lovelife
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11/7/2010 7:43:52 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/7/2010 7:40:58 PM, Cody_Franklin wrote:
At 11/7/2010 7:37:39 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 11/7/2010 7:34:04 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
Nah, they're usually dead for a reason.

This site is sucking for a reason. We need to bring back the old ways.

I suppose you never sat down to think of what the reason was. I guess introspection is a tough business, though.

This site was going to hell before I became public again. Try again.
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J.Kenyon
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11/7/2010 7:49:04 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/7/2010 7:37:39 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 11/7/2010 7:34:04 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
Nah, they're usually dead for a reason.

This site is sucking for a reason. We need to get rid of lovelife.

Fix'd
lovelife
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11/7/2010 7:52:04 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/7/2010 7:49:04 PM, J.Kenyon wrote:
At 11/7/2010 7:37:39 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 11/7/2010 7:34:04 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
Nah, they're usually dead for a reason.

This site is sucking for a reason. We need to get rid of lovelife.

Fix'd

This site was going to hell before I became public again. Try again.
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Cody_Franklin
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11/7/2010 8:13:41 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/7/2010 7:52:04 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 11/7/2010 7:49:04 PM, J.Kenyon wrote:
At 11/7/2010 7:37:39 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 11/7/2010 7:34:04 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
Nah, they're usually dead for a reason.

This site is sucking for a reason. We need to get rid of lovelife.

Fix'd

The economy was going to hell before FDR took office; therefore, FDR isn't responsible for America's problems during the Great Depression.

Interesting logic there.
lovelife
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11/7/2010 8:18:35 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/7/2010 8:13:41 PM, Cody_Franklin wrote:
At 11/7/2010 7:52:04 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 11/7/2010 7:49:04 PM, J.Kenyon wrote:
At 11/7/2010 7:37:39 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 11/7/2010 7:34:04 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
Nah, they're usually dead for a reason.

This site is sucking for a reason. We need to get rid of lovelife.

Fix'd

The economy was going to hell before FDR took office; therefore, FDR isn't responsible for America's problems during the Great Depression.

Interesting logic there.

I honestly have better things to do with my time than deal with people like you.
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True2GaGa
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11/8/2010 9:12:30 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/7/2010 7:32:12 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 11/7/2010 7:29:53 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 1/28/2009 5:53:25 PM, s0m31john wrote:
Sounds legit, go for it.

Yeah, don't let her die; you get money if you help her =D

lol@ reviving old threads

lol@ lovelife's response
True2GaGa
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11/8/2010 9:13:15 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/7/2010 7:49:04 PM, J.Kenyon wrote:
At 11/7/2010 7:37:39 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 11/7/2010 7:34:04 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
Nah, they're usually dead for a reason.

This site is sucking for a reason. We need to get rid of lovelife.

Fix'd
lovelife
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11/8/2010 10:39:37 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
No one says you have to be an annoying troll...
(:
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juvanya
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11/8/2010 10:44:08 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 1/28/2009 5:51:44 PM, sydnerella wrote:
Did anyone else happen to get an email like this, from an Augusta Yac? xD

Dearest,I am writing this mail to you with tears and sorrow from my heart. My name is Augusta Justin Yac , 24yrs old, female and I held from South Sudan. I am writing this mail to you with tears and sorrow from my heart. My father Dr. Justin Yac Arop was the former Minister for SPLA Affairs and Special Adviser to President Salva Kiir of South Sudan for Decentralization.
Hopefully Bashir lets them get independence next year.
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11/10/2010 7:06:37 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
And these "con artists" have wonderful grammar... :)
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