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10/26/2010 1:32:41 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
I hate Parakeets, they are the dumbest creature on earth. I have never made a rant thread, so I deserve this thread!
I HATE PARAKEETS! I HATE THEM SO MUCH!!!!!!! The one my mom has now hates me in return. He acts all innocent and cute, but when I am alone with the bird it squawks so loud! IT'S TEASING ME! I hate the dumb thing! What idiot thought to sell these despicable beasts? It doesn't even sing. It just sits there and poops in it's water bowl (which I have to change) like a retard! WHAT LIVING THING POOPS IN IT'S WATER!?!?!? It knows I hate it, and mocks me by spilling it's food so I have to change it's cage. If only my family could look past it's lies and see I am the innocent one here! NOT THE EVIL BRUTE! This bird is the spawn from Satan. I hate him with all my heart. I wish the parasite would just die.

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m93samman
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10/26/2010 1:37:21 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 10/26/2010 1:32:41 PM, Koopin wrote:
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Interesting...
: At 4/15/2011 5:29:37 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
: Pascal's wager is for poosies.
:
: I mean that sincerly, because it's basically an argument from poooosie.
:
: I'm pretty sure that's like a fallacy.. Argument ad Pussium or something like that.
Koopin
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10/26/2010 1:39:14 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 10/26/2010 1:37:21 PM, m93samman wrote:
At 10/26/2010 1:32:41 PM, Koopin wrote:
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Interesting...

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10/26/2010 4:38:03 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
It is clear that your hatred for your mothers parakeet is merely a manifestation of unresolved oedipal urges.
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10/26/2010 8:38:34 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 10/26/2010 4:34:46 PM, Koopin wrote:
I hate parakeets.

http://www.swap.net...

?
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10/26/2010 8:41:45 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 10/26/2010 8:38:34 PM, mattrodstrom wrote:
At 10/26/2010 4:34:46 PM, Koopin wrote:
I hate parakeets.

http://www.swap.net...

?


Selling the brute would be satisfactory, but I would pay money to see it suffer/die.
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10/26/2010 9:35:54 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 10/26/2010 8:41:45 PM, Koopin wrote:
At 10/26/2010 8:38:34 PM, mattrodstrom wrote:
At 10/26/2010 4:34:46 PM, Koopin wrote:
I hate parakeets.

http://www.swap.net...

?


Selling the brute would be satisfactory, but I would pay money to see it suffer/die.

Accidentally leave rice or soda or something like that with its food. my gosh, well wouldn't that be horrible if you accidentally did that?
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3/22/2011 11:25:35 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/22/2011 11:24:23 AM, Koopin wrote:
My parakeet is still alive.

=(

I know, i remember hearing it when you were on skype.
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3/22/2011 11:26:58 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/22/2011 11:25:35 AM, innomen wrote:
At 3/22/2011 11:24:23 AM, Koopin wrote:
My parakeet is still alive.

=(

I know, i remember hearing it when you were on skype.

It's satan.
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3/22/2011 11:27:12 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/22/2011 11:24:23 AM, Koopin wrote:
My parakeet is still alive.

=(

I'm sorry.

I'd recommend throwing it off a building, but I just remembered that birds are known to sometimes fly.
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3/22/2011 11:32:35 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 10/26/2010 4:38:03 PM, Cerebral_Narcissist wrote:
It is clear that your hatred for your mothers parakeet is merely a manifestation of unresolved oedipal urges.

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3/22/2011 1:43:29 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Don't ever visit London Koopin. Two reasons:

1 - The chicken at most KFC restaurants in London is Halal (which means the meat is very dry).

http://www.kfc.co.uk...

2 - Parakeets live wild in London.

http://news.bbc.co.uk...
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3/22/2011 1:46:05 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/22/2011 1:43:29 PM, brian_eggleston wrote:
Don't ever visit London Koopin. Two reasons:

1 - The chicken at most KFC restaurants in London is Halal (which means the meat is very dry).

http://www.kfc.co.uk...

2 - Parakeets live wild in London.

http://news.bbc.co.uk...

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3/22/2011 5:40:19 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
A friend of mine had a parakeet, and it used look at me as if I was its next meal. When he let it out the cage it went straight for me, got entangled in my hair and sh*t on me! That's apart from the fact I had a sneezing fit with sniffing in its bird-dust. I warned him never to let it out again or I would strangle it - AND I LOVE BIRDS!!! KOOPIN! - GET OUT BEFORE IT GETS YOU!!!
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3/22/2011 9:16:05 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/22/2011 1:43:29 PM, brian_eggleston wrote:
Don't ever visit London Koopin. Two reasons:

1 - The chicken at most KFC restaurants in London is Halal (which means the meat is very dry).

http://www.kfc.co.uk...

2 - Parakeets live wild in London.

http://news.bbc.co.uk...

You must leave London now!
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Koopin
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4/15/2011 10:17:40 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
GOD! OH GOD THANK YOU! THANK YOU GOD! PRAISE YOUR NAME!!

I woke up today and the dumb parakeet was dead. I AM FREE! TOMORROW I MAY SLEEP IN! THE BIRD WILL NOT WAKE ME UP! I AM FREE! I AM SO FREE! THANK YOU LORD GOD ALMIGHTY! THANK YOU! FREEDOM! OH FREEDOM!!!! BEFORE I BE YOUR SLAVE I'LL BE BURIED IN MY GRAVE! AND GO HOME MY LORD AND BE FREE! I MADE SURE NOT TO GIVE IT A GRAVE I THREW IT IN THE TRASH! FREEDOM!

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4/16/2011 7:47:46 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 4/15/2011 10:17:40 PM, Koopin wrote:
GOD! OH GOD THANK YOU! THANK YOU GOD! PRAISE YOUR NAME!!


I woke up today and the dumb parakeet was dead. I AM FREE! TOMORROW I MAY SLEEP IN! THE BIRD WILL NOT WAKE ME UP! I AM FREE! I AM SO FREE! THANK YOU LORD GOD ALMIGHTY! THANK YOU! FREEDOM! OH FREEDOM!!!! BEFORE I BE YOUR SLAVE I'LL BE BURIED IN MY GRAVE! AND GO HOME MY LORD AND BE FREE! I MADE SURE NOT TO GIVE IT A GRAVE I THREW IT IN THE TRASH! FREEDOM!


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4/16/2011 10:24:25 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
LOL @ this entire thread
Me -Phil left the site in my charge. I have a recorded phone conversation to prove it.
kohai -If you're the owner, then do something useful like ip block him and get us away from juggle and on a dofferent host!
Me -haha you apparently don't know my history
Kohai - Maybe not, but that doesn't matter! You shoukd still listen to your community and quit being a tyrrant!
Me - i was being completely sarcastic
Kohai - then u misrepresented yourself by impersonating the owner—a violation of the tos
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4/18/2011 10:37:22 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 4/16/2011 10:24:25 PM, askbob wrote:
LOL @ this entire thread

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4/18/2011 11:14:57 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 4/15/2011 10:17:40 PM, Koopin wrote:
GOD! OH GOD THANK YOU! THANK YOU GOD! PRAISE YOUR NAME!!


I woke up today and the dumb parakeet was dead. I AM FREE! TOMORROW I MAY SLEEP IN! THE BIRD WILL NOT WAKE ME UP! I AM FREE! I AM SO FREE! THANK YOU LORD GOD ALMIGHTY! THANK YOU! FREEDOM! OH FREEDOM!!!! BEFORE I BE YOUR SLAVE I'LL BE BURIED IN MY GRAVE! AND GO HOME MY LORD AND BE FREE! I MADE SURE NOT TO GIVE IT A GRAVE I THREW IT IN THE TRASH! FREEDOM!




More proof for God's existance, lol.
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4/18/2011 11:44:13 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 4/18/2011 11:14:57 AM, OreEle wrote:
At 4/15/2011 10:17:40 PM, Koopin wrote:
GOD! OH GOD THANK YOU! THANK YOU GOD! PRAISE YOUR NAME!!


I woke up today and the dumb parakeet was dead. I AM FREE! TOMORROW I MAY SLEEP IN! THE BIRD WILL NOT WAKE ME UP! I AM FREE! I AM SO FREE! THANK YOU LORD GOD ALMIGHTY! THANK YOU! FREEDOM! OH FREEDOM!!!! BEFORE I BE YOUR SLAVE I'LL BE BURIED IN MY GRAVE! AND GO HOME MY LORD AND BE FREE! I MADE SURE NOT TO GIVE IT A GRAVE I THREW IT IN THE TRASH! FREEDOM!




More proof for God's existance, lol.

Indeed! if you ever are in a debate with someone about God's existence, just say Koopin's parakeet died. Richard Dawkins just called me in tears when he heard about the bird. He says he is starting his own church.
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