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TBR
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2/11/2016 11:25:08 PM
Posted: 9 months ago
I have... well, had a couple martinis. Came home early, wife was having a Vodka cranberry, and well, what the hell.

So, I have no ability to read bast about four or five words. Let's see what happens. Post anything and I will reply to the first five words only, and anything past that is your own business. Call me an a$$. Trap me in some contradiction. Whatever.
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2/11/2016 11:41:59 PM
Posted: 9 months ago
At 2/11/2016 11:25:08 PM, TBR wrote:
I have... well, had a couple martinis. Came home early, wife was having a Vodka cranberry, and well, what the hell.

So, I have no ability to read bast about four or five words. Let's see what happens. Post anything and I will reply to the first five words only, and anything past that is your own business. Call me an a$$. Trap me in some contradiction. Whatever.

You shouldn't drink so much. That's right, five words exactly (if contractions count as one). And it gives you some good life advice. So you're ignoring the rest of this, right? Well, I know you don't consider that many martinis "a lot", but when it begins to impair your functioning to a certain degree (BAC decently above .08%) you may have gone too far. Vodka is certainly a bit much (I don't know how much she drank) so your wife should tone it down a bit. I keep telling members here to not drink because it just makes them look like fools and it's almost as bad as smoking (yes, alcohol can trigger sudden cardiac death).
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2/12/2016 12:13:19 AM
Posted: 9 months ago
At 2/11/2016 11:41:59 PM, PetersSmith wrote:
At 2/11/2016 11:25:08 PM, TBR wrote:
I have... well, had a couple martinis. Came home early, wife was having a Vodka cranberry, and well, what the hell.

So, I have no ability to read bast about four or five words. Let's see what happens. Post anything and I will reply to the first five words only, and anything past that is your own business. Call me an a$$. Trap me in some contradiction. Whatever.

You shouldn't drink so much. That's right, five words exactly (if contractions count as one). And it gives you some good life advice. So you're ignoring the rest of this, right? Well, I know you don't consider that many martinis "a lot", but when it begins to impair your functioning to a certain degree (BAC decently above .08%) you may have gone too far. Vodka is certainly a bit much (I don't know how much she drank) so your wife should tone it down a bit. I keep telling members here to not drink because it just makes them look like fools and it's almost as bad as smoking (yes, alcohol can trigger sudden cardiac death).

I drink exactly the right amount so a man of my age, wisdom, and love for liquor. As for the remainder of the post. TLDR.
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2/12/2016 12:19:08 AM
Posted: 9 months ago
At 2/11/2016 11:25:08 PM, TBR wrote:
I have... well, had a couple martinis. Came home early, wife was having a Vodka cranberry, and well, what the hell.

So, I have no ability to read bast about four or five words. Let's see what happens. Post anything and I will reply to the first five words only, and anything past that is your own business. Call me an a$$. Trap me in some contradiction. Whatever.

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
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2/12/2016 12:46:56 AM
Posted: 9 months ago
At 2/12/2016 12:19:08 AM, Vaarka wrote:
At 2/11/2016 11:25:08 PM, TBR wrote:
I have... well, had a couple martinis. Came home early, wife was having a Vodka cranberry, and well, what the hell.

So, I have no ability to read bast about four or five words. Let's see what happens. Post anything and I will reply to the first five words only, and anything past that is your own business. Call me an a$$. Trap me in some contradiction. Whatever.

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

What's your story about?
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2/12/2016 12:56:11 AM
Posted: 9 months ago
At 2/12/2016 12:46:56 AM, TBR wrote:
At 2/12/2016 12:19:08 AM, Vaarka wrote:
At 2/11/2016 11:25:08 PM, TBR wrote:
I have... well, had a couple martinis. Came home early, wife was having a Vodka cranberry, and well, what the hell.

So, I have no ability to read bast about four or five words. Let's see what happens. Post anything and I will reply to the first five words only, and anything past that is your own business. Call me an a$$. Trap me in some contradiction. Whatever.

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

What's your story about?

How my life got flip-turned upside down
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All hail scum Vaarka, wielder of the bastard sword, smiter of nations, destroyer of spiders -VOT

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2/12/2016 1:09:29 AM
Posted: 9 months ago
At 2/12/2016 12:56:11 AM, Vaarka wrote:
At 2/12/2016 12:46:56 AM, TBR wrote:
At 2/12/2016 12:19:08 AM, Vaarka wrote:
At 2/11/2016 11:25:08 PM, TBR wrote:
I have... well, had a couple martinis. Came home early, wife was having a Vodka cranberry, and well, what the hell.

So, I have no ability to read bast about four or five words. Let's see what happens. Post anything and I will reply to the first five words only, and anything past that is your own business. Call me an a$$. Trap me in some contradiction. Whatever.

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

What's your story about?

How my life got flip-turned upside down

Have a spatula and my condolences
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2/12/2016 3:24:58 AM
Posted: 9 months ago
At 2/12/2016 12:13:19 AM, TBR wrote:
At 2/11/2016 11:41:59 PM, PetersSmith wrote:
At 2/11/2016 11:25:08 PM, TBR wrote:
I have... well, had a couple martinis. Came home early, wife was having a Vodka cranberry, and well, what the hell.

So, I have no ability to read bast about four or five words. Let's see what happens. Post anything and I will reply to the first five words only, and anything past that is your own business. Call me an a$$. Trap me in some contradiction. Whatever.

You shouldn't drink so much. That's right, five words exactly (if contractions count as one). And it gives you some good life advice. So you're ignoring the rest of this, right? Well, I know you don't consider that many martinis "a lot", but when it begins to impair your functioning to a certain degree (BAC decently above .08%) you may have gone too far. Vodka is certainly a bit much (I don't know how much she drank) so your wife should tone it down a bit. I keep telling members here to not drink because it just makes them look like fools and it's almost as bad as smoking (yes, alcohol can trigger sudden cardiac death).

I drink exactly the right amount so a man of my age, wisdom, and love for liquor. As for the remainder of the post. TLDR.

A couple of cocktails at the end of the day is A-Okay.
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2/12/2016 4:11:59 AM
Posted: 9 months ago
At 2/12/2016 1:37:49 AM, Wylted wrote:
"I'm pro raping little children" is something a pervert would say huh?

Sick bastard!
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2/12/2016 4:12:46 AM
Posted: 9 months ago
At 2/12/2016 3:24:58 AM, Peepette wrote:
At 2/12/2016 12:13:19 AM, TBR wrote:
At 2/11/2016 11:41:59 PM, PetersSmith wrote:
At 2/11/2016 11:25:08 PM, TBR wrote:
I have... well, had a couple martinis. Came home early, wife was having a Vodka cranberry, and well, what the hell.

So, I have no ability to read bast about four or five words. Let's see what happens. Post anything and I will reply to the first five words only, and anything past that is your own business. Call me an a$$. Trap me in some contradiction. Whatever.

You shouldn't drink so much. That's right, five words exactly (if contractions count as one). And it gives you some good life advice. So you're ignoring the rest of this, right? Well, I know you don't consider that many martinis "a lot", but when it begins to impair your functioning to a certain degree (BAC decently above .08%) you may have gone too far. Vodka is certainly a bit much (I don't know how much she drank) so your wife should tone it down a bit. I keep telling members here to not drink because it just makes them look like fools and it's almost as bad as smoking (yes, alcohol can trigger sudden cardiac death).

I drink exactly the right amount so a man of my age, wisdom, and love for liquor. As for the remainder of the post. TLDR.

A couple of cocktails at the end of the day is A-Okay.

Yup. Couple cocktails... Or five.
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2/17/2016 11:18:07 AM
Posted: 9 months ago
At 2/11/2016 11:25:08 PM, TBR wrote:
I have... well, had a couple martinis. Came home early, wife was having a Vodka cranberry, and well, what the hell.

So, I have no ability to read bast about four or five words. Let's see what happens. Post anything and I will reply to the first five words only, and anything past that is your own business. Call me an a$$. Trap me in some contradiction. Whatever.
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