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Kahvan
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11/10/2010 9:09:37 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
I am here to inform you that Mormons and squirrels have now joined together into an alliance to better be able to conquer all of humanity.
Kahvan
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11/10/2010 9:11:06 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/10/2010 9:09:37 AM, Kahvan wrote:
I am here to inform you that Mormons and squirrels have now joined together into an alliance to better be able to conquer all of humanity.

UPDATE-KFC has also joined into this alliance.
Koopin
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11/10/2010 9:13:29 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/10/2010 9:11:06 AM, Kahvan wrote:
At 11/10/2010 9:09:37 AM, Kahvan wrote:
I am here to inform you that Mormons and squirrels have now joined together into an alliance to better be able to conquer all of humanity.

UPDATE-KFC has also joined into this alliance.

Really???
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lovelife
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11/10/2010 9:18:57 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/10/2010 9:09:37 AM, Kahvan wrote:
I am here to inform you that Mormons and squirrels have now joined together into an alliance to better be able to conquer all of humanity.

Okay
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lovelife
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11/10/2010 9:19:41 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/10/2010 9:11:06 AM, Kahvan wrote:
At 11/10/2010 9:09:37 AM, Kahvan wrote:
I am here to inform you that Mormons and squirrels have now joined together into an alliance to better be able to conquer all of humanity.

UPDATE-KFC has also joined into this alliance.

Damn it THIS IS WAR!!!
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Ore_Ele
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11/10/2010 9:45:04 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/10/2010 9:09:37 AM, Kahvan wrote:
I am here to inform you that Mormons and squirrels have now joined together into an alliance to better be able to conquer all of humanity.

Well, I'd say that the mormons joining with the squirrels have greatly helped their chances, probably tripled them, now that they can use the brains of squirrels.
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Marauder
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11/10/2010 9:53:36 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/10/2010 9:45:04 AM, OreEle wrote:
At 11/10/2010 9:09:37 AM, Kahvan wrote:
I am here to inform you that Mormons and squirrels have now joined together into an alliance to better be able to conquer all of humanity.

Well, I'd say that the mormons joining with the squirrels have greatly helped their chances, probably tripled them, now that they can use the brains of squirrels.

the problem is aliening with the squirrels will put the Mormons at ends with the squirrels natural enemy, the Man-Bear-Pig. 1/2 man, 1/2 bear, and 1/2 pig, there very large creatures you don't want to mess with them
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11/10/2010 9:57:49 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/10/2010 9:53:36 AM, Marauder wrote:
At 11/10/2010 9:45:04 AM, OreEle wrote:
At 11/10/2010 9:09:37 AM, Kahvan wrote:
I am here to inform you that Mormons and squirrels have now joined together into an alliance to better be able to conquer all of humanity.

Well, I'd say that the mormons joining with the squirrels have greatly helped their chances, probably tripled them, now that they can use the brains of squirrels.

the problem is aliening with the squirrels will put the Mormons at ends with the squirrels natural enemy, the Man-Bear-Pig. 1/2 man, 1/2 bear, and 1/2 pig, there very large creatures you don't want to mess with them

In their defense those are scary
1/2 corruot, 1/2 large dangerous beast, and 1/2 swine, I say form an alliance, you should be able to take jews, muslims, even some devout christians out with pig buddy, and I'm sure there are other people that would be scared away, of course it only works if the alliance with KFC is dropped, squirrels can be friends with man-bear-pig, but only if there is no KFC within 50 miles.
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Koopin
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11/10/2010 10:13:51 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
You guys are forgetting the deal the ancient Mormons had with KFC. In those days, the king made a pact with KFC with his own blood, that in the year 2010, the KFC empire will rise again to concur the world. Not to mention... The KFC bomb.
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11/10/2010 10:20:14 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/10/2010 10:13:51 AM, Koopin wrote:
You guys are forgetting the deal the ancient Mormons had with KFC. In those days, the king made a pact with KFC with his own blood, that in the year 2010, the KFC empire will rise again to concur the world. Not to mention... The KFC bomb.

the KFC Bomb?! you mean the weapon of mass cholesterol? I thought the nations obesity could not have been from a growing trend alone, we are fat because were under attack!
One act of Rebellion created all the darkness and evil in the world; One life of Total Obedience created a path back to eternity and God.

A Scout is Obedient.