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FREEDO
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11/10/2010 10:41:44 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
I will pretend to be someone.

Whoever guesses who I am gets to play a role themselves, have someone else guess and so forth.

I'll get the easy one out of the way.

"KFC"

Who am I?
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11/10/2010 10:43:43 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/10/2010 10:41:44 PM, FREEDO wrote:
I will pretend to be someone.

Whoever guesses who I am gets to play a role themselves, have someone else guess and so forth.

I'll get the easy one out of the way.

"KFC"

Who am I?

My brother.
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lovelife
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11/10/2010 10:46:14 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
If you grant women the right to vote, then that violates the Perfect Holy Shari'a Law, its only a matter of time before they start pushing for abortion rights, lesbian rights, and gender equality. All are horrible things that causes countries to fall apart. If you promote gender equality then women will stop obeying their husbands, they will get jobs, and due to the lack of family values, and gender roles, the children will be gay, which even if not wrong violates Shari'a Law, which will lead to necrophilia, zoophilia, pedophilia etc pushing for rights, which should never be permitted. If you allow women to vote, your gay children will be raped by pedophiles.

(all of this was said in jest of course, no offense to anyone)
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FREEDO
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11/10/2010 10:48:13 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/10/2010 10:46:14 PM, lovelife wrote:
If you grant women the right to vote, then that violates the Perfect Holy Shari'a Law, its only a matter of time before they start pushing for abortion rights, lesbian rights, and gender equality. All are horrible things that causes countries to fall apart. If you promote gender equality then women will stop obeying their husbands, they will get jobs, and due to the lack of family values, and gender roles, the children will be gay, which even if not wrong violates Shari'a Law, which will lead to necrophilia, zoophilia, pedophilia etc pushing for rights, which should never be permitted. If you allow women to vote, your gay children will be raped by pedophiles.

(all of this was said in jest of course, no offense to anyone)

I know who it is but I'll let someone else get it.
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lovelife
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11/10/2010 10:52:38 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/10/2010 10:48:13 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 11/10/2010 10:46:14 PM, lovelife wrote:
If you grant women the right to vote, then that violates the Perfect Holy Shari'a Law, its only a matter of time before they start pushing for abortion rights, lesbian rights, and gender equality. All are horrible things that causes countries to fall apart. If you promote gender equality then women will stop obeying their husbands, they will get jobs, and due to the lack of family values, and gender roles, the children will be gay, which even if not wrong violates Shari'a Law, which will lead to necrophilia, zoophilia, pedophilia etc pushing for rights, which should never be permitted. If you allow women to vote, your gay children will be raped by pedophiles.

(all of this was said in jest of course, no offense to anyone)

I know who it is but I'll let someone else get it.

Everyone knows who that is.
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Korashk
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11/10/2010 11:30:36 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
No need to really guess LL's...

I'll go:

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11/10/2010 11:55:24 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
If you grant women the right to vote, then that violates the Perfect Holy Shari'a Law, its only a matter of time before they start pushing for abortion rights, lesbian rights, and gender equality. All are horrible things that causes countries to fall apart. If you promote gender equality then women will stop obeying their husbands, they will get jobs, and due to the lack of family values, and gender roles, the children will be gay, which even if not wrong violates Shari'a Law, which will lead to necrophilia, zoophilia, pedophilia etc pushing for rights, which should never be permitted. If you allow women to vote, your gay children will be raped by pedophiles.

Whoever this is, I want to friend him on facebook... lol!
Mirza
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11/11/2010 12:10:20 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
Ok... in Oklahoma its a bit different lol we have some stupid laws (but not like China, its kind of different since it has a different system than us lol but its not like we should bomb them for that although they support north Korea who are a threat to us (I wonder what would happen if we attacked north Korea??) but basically... yeah) but my uncle is totally fine with it (and he's a bastard, but i do like my aunt shes nice And even tells my mother not to ground me when i send text msg to my bf lool... yeah) but whatever.

Where do you want to live then?
Im not sure really i mean basically yeah its hard. i like canada but its cold and they speak french sometimes lol the english dont really like the french (i wonder if england would bomb canada?? although i dont think france would help 'cus they are related to them i think... at least thats what i read) and europe is too far away plus my parents would NEVER let me go that far.. basically, yeah.
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11/11/2010 12:11:28 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/11/2010 12:10:20 AM, Mirza wrote:
Ok... in Oklahoma its a bit different lol we have some stupid laws (but not like China, its kind of different since it has a different system than us lol but its not like we should bomb them for that although they support north Korea who are a threat to us (I wonder what would happen if we attacked north Korea??) but basically... yeah) but my uncle is totally fine with it (and he's a bastard, but i do like my aunt shes nice And even tells my mother not to ground me when i send text msg to my bf lool... yeah) but whatever.

Where do you want to live then?
Im not sure really i mean basically yeah its hard. i like canada but its cold and they speak french sometimes lol the english dont really like the french (i wonder if england would bomb canada?? although i dont think france would help 'cus they are related to them i think... at least thats what i read) and europe is too far away plus my parents would NEVER let me go that far.. basically, yeah.

Lovelife. :P
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11/11/2010 12:13:06 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/11/2010 12:10:20 AM, Mirza wrote:
Ok... in Oklahoma its a bit different lol we have some stupid laws (but not like China, its kind of different since it has a different system than us lol but its not like we should bomb them for that although they support north Korea who are a threat to us (I wonder what would happen if we attacked north Korea??) but basically... yeah) but my uncle is totally fine with it (and he's a bastard, but i do like my aunt shes nice And even tells my mother not to ground me when i send text msg to my bf lool... yeah) but whatever.

Where do you want to live then?
Im not sure really i mean basically yeah its hard. i like canada but its cold and they speak french sometimes lol the english dont really like the french (i wonder if england would bomb canada?? although i dont think france would help 'cus they are related to them i think... at least thats what i read) and europe is too far away plus my parents would NEVER let me go that far.. basically, yeah.

Well played, sir. 10/10.
Korashk
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11/11/2010 12:20:07 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/11/2010 12:10:20 AM, Mirza wrote:
Ok... in Oklahoma its a bit different lol we have some stupid laws (but not like China, its kind of different since it has a different system than us lol but its not like we should bomb them for that although they support north Korea who are a threat to us (I wonder what would happen if we attacked north Korea??) but basically... yeah) but my uncle is totally fine with it (and he's a bastard, but i do like my aunt shes nice And even tells my mother not to ground me when i send text msg to my bf lool... yeah) but whatever.

Where do you want to live then?
Im not sure really i mean basically yeah its hard. i like canada but its cold and they speak french sometimes lol the english dont really like the french (i wonder if england would bomb canada?? although i dont think france would help 'cus they are related to them i think... at least thats what i read) and europe is too far away plus my parents would NEVER let me go that far.. basically, yeah.

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11/11/2010 1:52:39 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/11/2010 12:10:20 AM, Mirza wrote:
Ok... in Oklahoma its a bit different lol we have some stupid laws (but not like China, its kind of different since it has a different system than us lol but its not like we should bomb them for that although they support north Korea who are a threat to us (I wonder what would happen if we attacked north Korea??) but basically... yeah) but my uncle is totally fine with it (and he's a bastard, but i do like my aunt shes nice And even tells my mother not to ground me when i send text msg to my bf lool... yeah) but whatever.

Where do you want to live then?
Im not sure really i mean basically yeah its hard. i like canada but its cold and they speak french sometimes lol the english dont really like the french (i wonder if england would bomb canada?? although i dont think france would help 'cus they are related to them i think... at least thats what i read) and europe is too far away plus my parents would NEVER let me go that far.. basically, yeah.

With all due apologies to lovelife, that is by far the most brilliant parody I've read on this site - ever!
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lovelife
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11/11/2010 5:40:30 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/11/2010 12:10:20 AM, Mirza wrote:
Ok... in Oklahoma its a bit different lol we have some stupid laws (but not like China, its kind of different since it has a different system than us lol but its not like we should bomb them for that although they support north Korea who are a threat to us (I wonder what would happen if we attacked north Korea??) but basically... yeah) but my uncle is totally fine with it (and he's a bastard, but i do like my aunt shes nice And even tells my mother not to ground me when i send text msg to my bf lool... yeah) but whatever.

Where do you want to live then?
Im not sure really i mean basically yeah its hard. i like canada but its cold and they speak french sometimes lol the english dont really like the french (i wonder if england would bomb canada?? although i dont think france would help 'cus they are related to them i think... at least thats what i read) and europe is too far away plus my parents would NEVER let me go that far.. basically, yeah.

Lmfao. Not 100% accurate (my mom wants me to go to Europe, she just hates Canada, she wants me to live in Luxembourg instead)
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lovelife
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11/11/2010 5:40:51 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/11/2010 5:40:30 AM, lovelife wrote:
At 11/11/2010 12:10:20 AM, Mirza wrote:
Ok... in Oklahoma its a bit different lol we have some stupid laws (but not like China, its kind of different since it has a different system than us lol but its not like we should bomb them for that although they support north Korea who are a threat to us (I wonder what would happen if we attacked north Korea??) but basically... yeah) but my uncle is totally fine with it (and he's a bastard, but i do like my aunt shes nice And even tells my mother not to ground me when i send text msg to my bf lool... yeah) but whatever.

Where do you want to live then?
Im not sure really i mean basically yeah its hard. i like canada but its cold and they speak french sometimes lol the english dont really like the french (i wonder if england would bomb canada?? although i dont think france would help 'cus they are related to them i think... at least thats what i read) and europe is too far away plus my parents would NEVER let me go that far.. basically, yeah.

Lmfao. Not 100% accurate (my mom wants me to go to Europe, she just hates Canada, she wants me to live in Luxembourg instead)

Lol but still funny.
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brian_eggleston
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11/11/2010 6:05:31 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/11/2010 5:40:51 AM, lovelife wrote:
At 11/11/2010 5:40:30 AM, lovelife wrote:
At 11/11/2010 12:10:20 AM, Mirza wrote:
Ok... in Oklahoma its a bit different lol we have some stupid laws (but not like China, its kind of different since it has a different system than us lol but its not like we should bomb them for that although they support north Korea who are a threat to us (I wonder what would happen if we attacked north Korea??) but basically... yeah) but my uncle is totally fine with it (and he's a bastard, but i do like my aunt shes nice And even tells my mother not to ground me when i send text msg to my bf lool... yeah) but whatever.

Where do you want to live then?
Im not sure really i mean basically yeah its hard. i like canada but its cold and they speak french sometimes lol the english dont really like the french (i wonder if england would bomb canada?? although i dont think france would help 'cus they are related to them i think... at least thats what i read) and europe is too far away plus my parents would NEVER let me go that far.. basically, yeah.

Lmfao. Not 100% accurate (my mom wants me to go to Europe, she just hates Canada, she wants me to live in Luxembourg instead)

Lol but still funny.

Good sport, lovelife: glad you didn't take offence!
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11/11/2010 6:09:13 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/11/2010 12:10:20 AM, Mirza wrote:
Ok... in Oklahoma its a bit different lol we have some stupid laws (but not like China, its kind of different since it has a different system than us lol but its not like we should bomb them for that although they support north Korea who are a threat to us (I wonder what would happen if we attacked north Korea??) but basically... yeah) but my uncle is totally fine with it (and he's a bastard, but i do like my aunt shes nice And even tells my mother not to ground me when i send text msg to my bf lool... yeah) but whatever.

Where do you want to live then?
Im not sure really i mean basically yeah its hard. i like canada but its cold and they speak french sometimes lol the english dont really like the french (i wonder if england would bomb canada?? although i dont think france would help 'cus they are related to them i think... at least thats what i read) and europe is too far away plus my parents would NEVER let me go that far.. basically, yeah.

Touche! 8)
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11/11/2010 6:17:56 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/11/2010 6:05:31 AM, brian_eggleston wrote:
At 11/11/2010 5:40:51 AM, lovelife wrote:
At 11/11/2010 5:40:30 AM, lovelife wrote:
At 11/11/2010 12:10:20 AM, Mirza wrote:
Ok... in Oklahoma its a bit different lol we have some stupid laws (but not like China, its kind of different since it has a different system than us lol but its not like we should bomb them for that although they support north Korea who are a threat to us (I wonder what would happen if we attacked north Korea??) but basically... yeah) but my uncle is totally fine with it (and he's a bastard, but i do like my aunt shes nice And even tells my mother not to ground me when i send text msg to my bf lool... yeah) but whatever.

Where do you want to live then?
Im not sure really i mean basically yeah its hard. i like canada but its cold and they speak french sometimes lol the english dont really like the french (i wonder if england would bomb canada?? although i dont think france would help 'cus they are related to them i think... at least thats what i read) and europe is too far away plus my parents would NEVER let me go that far.. basically, yeah.

Lmfao. Not 100% accurate (my mom wants me to go to Europe, she just hates Canada, she wants me to live in Luxembourg instead)

Lol but still funny.

Good sport, lovelife: glad you didn't take offence!

Lol thanks (I don't often take offense easily)

sooo was there ever a new one to guess?
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11/11/2010 6:19:28 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/11/2010 6:17:56 AM, lovelife wrote:
sooo was there ever a new one to guess?

i think Mirza already won.
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11/11/2010 6:36:09 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/11/2010 6:19:28 AM, mattrodstrom wrote:
At 11/11/2010 6:17:56 AM, lovelife wrote:
sooo was there ever a new one to guess?

i think Mirza already won.

I thought it was indefinate.
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11/11/2010 6:46:25 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/11/2010 6:36:09 AM, lovelife wrote:
At 11/11/2010 6:19:28 AM, mattrodstrom wrote:
At 11/11/2010 6:17:56 AM, lovelife wrote:
sooo was there ever a new one to guess?

i think Mirza already won.

I thought it was indefinate.

I don't think anyone could match Mirza's effort lovelife - I'd love to read it if they could though!
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11/11/2010 6:51:46 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/11/2010 6:46:25 AM, brian_eggleston wrote:
At 11/11/2010 6:36:09 AM, lovelife wrote:
At 11/11/2010 6:19:28 AM, mattrodstrom wrote:
At 11/11/2010 6:17:56 AM, lovelife wrote:
sooo was there ever a new one to guess?

i think Mirza already won.

I thought it was indefinate.

I don't think anyone could match Mirza's effort lovelife - I'd love to read it if they could though!

Lol, I think he was just mad at me anyway.

Anyway I thought FREEDO beat it with his comment
"kfc"
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11/11/2010 6:52:38 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/11/2010 6:51:46 AM, lovelife wrote:
Anyway I thought FREEDO beat it with his comment
"kfc"

and you thought wrong.
"He who does not know how to put his will into things at least puts a meaning into them: that is, he believes there is a will in them already."

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