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tornshoe92
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11/29/2010 8:00:58 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Ok so my friend told a group of us a riddle told to his brother by his brother's teacher. Apparently the teacher won't give the answer untill the end of the year but we want to know sooner so if anyone has the answer (I tried googling it) that would be greatly appreciated.

A guy takes a girl he likes out to eat at a nice resteraunt. At the end of the meal he realizes that he can't pay for it all and so he tries to work out a deal with the waiter. The waiter says he will dismiss the check and gives the guy a piece of paper with something written on it (the guy can't read). After they leave the girl asks the guy what the waiter gave him so he shows her the paper. After reading it the girl starts yelling at him and slapping him, freaking the guy out obviously. A group of bikers come by and ask what's going on so the girl shows them the letter and they start beating up the guy as well. Pretty soon the police show up and demand to know what's going on. They are shown the letter and immediatly arrest him. In court the judge looks at the letter and sentences the man to 20 years in jail. After 20 years the guy gets out of prison and learns to read. He reads the letter and subsequently hangs himself.
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wjmelements
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11/29/2010 8:05:38 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/29/2010 8:04:09 PM, FREEDO wrote:
The answer of the riddle is: You asked no question so there is no answer.

What did the paper say?
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tornshoe92
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11/29/2010 8:09:24 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Yeah I'm dumb my bad. What does the paper say?
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11/29/2010 8:10:19 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/29/2010 8:05:38 PM, wjmelements wrote:
At 11/29/2010 8:04:09 PM, FREEDO wrote:
The answer of the riddle is: You asked no question so there is no answer.

What did the paper say?

Haha, I know.
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Ore_Ele
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11/29/2010 8:11:22 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/29/2010 8:05:11 PM, wjmelements wrote:
I'd start by looking at what constitutes a 20-year sentence.

Maybe a page ripped from a bible in a overly theocracy. Or a bible in a overly anti-religious nation.
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Ore_Ele
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11/29/2010 8:13:18 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/29/2010 8:12:03 PM, FREEDO wrote:
It says that he's a homosexual.

Wasn't aware that was a crime punishable by 20 years.
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11/29/2010 8:14:03 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/29/2010 8:13:18 PM, OreEle wrote:
At 11/29/2010 8:12:03 PM, FREEDO wrote:
It says that he's a homosexual.

Wasn't aware that was a crime punishable by 20 years.

I would have said black but you're able to see that.
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11/29/2010 8:19:07 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/29/2010 8:14:03 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 11/29/2010 8:13:18 PM, OreEle wrote:
At 11/29/2010 8:12:03 PM, FREEDO wrote:
It says that he's a homosexual.

Wasn't aware that was a crime punishable by 20 years.

I would have said black but you're able to see that.

More likely would be "I rape little boys," but you could not get a conviction on that alone.
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Atheism
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11/29/2010 8:20:46 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Since I see that the OP lives in Texas, I'd have to say what was written on the paper were the words, 'Call me, cutie.' and the waiter's cell phone number.
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tornshoe92
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11/29/2010 8:26:02 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/29/2010 8:20:46 PM, Atheism wrote:
Since I see that the OP lives in Texas, I'd have to say what was written on the paper were the words, 'Call me, cutie.' and the waiter's cell phone number.

That's the best answer I've heard so far but that doesn't explain why he killed himself (I'm assuming it's not something lame like "he wasted 20 years over a miscommunication").
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11/29/2010 8:27:16 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
wow, I really want to know the answer
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Atheism
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11/29/2010 8:27:57 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/29/2010 8:26:02 PM, tornshoe92 wrote:
At 11/29/2010 8:20:46 PM, Atheism wrote:
Since I see that the OP lives in Texas, I'd have to say what was written on the paper were the words, 'Call me, cutie.' and the waiter's cell phone number.

That's the best answer I've heard so far but that doesn't explain why he killed himself (I'm assuming it's not something lame like "he wasted 20 years over a miscommunication").
He was so homophobic that he couldn't bear the thought of being checked out by a homosexual.
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11/29/2010 8:28:44 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Me too. I'm trying my google skills to see if i can find it.
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11/29/2010 8:33:08 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
"This man is Jewish"

They live in Nazi Germany
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11/29/2010 8:34:15 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
The paper said:

I wish to be slapped, beaten by bikers, arrested by the police, and thrown in jail for 20 years. This is my last wish before I commit suicide.
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11/29/2010 8:35:12 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/29/2010 8:33:08 PM, bluesteel wrote:
"This man is Jewish"

They live in Nazi Germany

Naw, he would have been killed. That's a good one though.
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tornshoe92
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11/29/2010 8:36:45 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/29/2010 8:34:15 PM, FREEDO wrote:
The paper said:

I wish to be slapped, beaten by bikers, arrested by the police, and thrown in jail for 20 years. This is my last wish before I commit suicide.

Gahhh I can't take that much fail in one sitting. lol
"Next time I see a little old lady going to church I am going kick her in the ovaries because she is personally responsible for this. Thanks Izbo." -C_N
J.Kenyon
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11/29/2010 8:38:36 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/29/2010 8:36:30 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 11/29/2010 8:35:50 PM, J.Kenyon wrote:
"I peed in your soup?"

LMAO, that actually works.

Sort of, I guess. My money's on Puck to figure it out.
bluesteel
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11/29/2010 8:43:40 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Maybe it has something to do with him not being able to read the menu
You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into - Jonathan Swift (paraphrase)
FREEDO
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11/29/2010 8:55:35 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
He finally learns to read and tracks down that same dreaded paper which put him through so much for a reason that escapes him and that for some infuriating oddity, despite his insistent pleas, nobody ever read to him. He opens it and it says:

In front of you is a door.
You open this door with the key of imagination.
Beyond it lies another dimension.
A dimension of sound...a dimension of site...and a dimension of mind.
You are moving closer into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas.
You have just crossed over into the Twilight Zone.
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11/29/2010 8:57:04 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/29/2010 8:09:24 PM, tornshoe92 wrote:
Yeah I'm dumb my bad. What does the paper say?

I killed Mufasa.
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tvellalott
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11/29/2010 9:00:28 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
While ya'all waiting, here's a good one I heard recently...

I am taken from a mine and enclosed in a wooden prison from while I never escape, yet I am used by millions of people everyday.

What am I?
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11/29/2010 9:10:47 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/29/2010 9:00:28 PM, tvellalott wrote:
While ya'all waiting, here's a good one I heard recently...

I am taken from a mine and enclosed in a wooden prison from while I never escape, yet I am used by millions of people everyday.

What am I?

Lead, or more likely graphite.