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devinni01841
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12/6/2010 9:26:18 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
IDK personally

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12/6/2010 11:07:29 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
I shall tell them Santa is a demon named Thor who used to try and make people worship him in German countries, but that failed and Ragnarok came for him, so he fled and is now trying the new 'Santa' persona to create a new Parthenon of Gods to be worshiped (that would include the Easter bunny and cupid) with him as the head Odin or Zeus of this new religion.

or I will not say anything on the matter and let him/her/they figure out he's a made up addition to the Christmas that has nothing to do with the King born in a manger on there own.
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12/6/2010 11:47:03 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
I'll teach my child to protest against santa and his cruelity he shows toward his elf slaves. It will allow me the burden of not having to get anything if my child thinks the presents are created by elf slaves.
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12/6/2010 12:08:24 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
oh, Most Definitely :)
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12/6/2010 4:23:42 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
I will teach them that Santa Claus is a robot that was made by humanity that had a corrupt logic circuit and uses elf slaves who double as cannon fodder and rides a nuclear sleigh with an arsenal of neo-age weaponry and terrorizes humans every christmas and once he worked for humanity when a race of alien con-artists came and forced us all to go to another world in which a one eyed mutant helped to stage a war against the aliens several golden death stars and their reign which they funded with a time traveling tatoo made with the help of the globe trotters and the giant god computer and an inbred scientist that is older than his own grand uncle/grand father (with several greats in between) . . .
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: At 12/6/2011 2:21:41 PM, badger wrote:
: ugly people should beat beautiful people ugly. simple! you'd be killing two birds with the one stone... women like violent men and you're making yourself more attractive, relatively. i met a blonde dude who was prettier than me not so long ago. he's not so pretty now! ha!
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: ...and well, he wasn't really prettier than me. he just had nice hair.
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12/6/2010 8:00:49 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 12/6/2010 4:23:42 PM, SuperRobotWars wrote:
I will teach them that Santa Claus is a robot that was made by humanity that had a corrupt logic circuit and uses elf slaves who double as cannon fodder and rides a nuclear sleigh with an arsenal of neo-age weaponry and terrorizes humans every christmas and once he worked for humanity when a race of alien con-artists came and forced us all to go to another world in which a one eyed mutant helped to stage a war against the aliens several golden death stars and their reign which they funded with a time traveling tatoo made with the help of the globe trotters and the giant god computer and an inbred scientist that is older than his own grand uncle/grand father (with several greats in between) . . .

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Minister Of Trolling
: At 12/6/2011 2:21:41 PM, badger wrote:
: ugly people should beat beautiful people ugly. simple! you'd be killing two birds with the one stone... women like violent men and you're making yourself more attractive, relatively. i met a blonde dude who was prettier than me not so long ago. he's not so pretty now! ha!
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: ...and well, he wasn't really prettier than me. he just had nice hair.
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12/6/2010 8:30:56 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 12/6/2010 8:02:53 PM, FREEDO wrote:
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: At 12/6/2011 2:21:41 PM, badger wrote:
: ugly people should beat beautiful people ugly. simple! you'd be killing two birds with the one stone... women like violent men and you're making yourself more attractive, relatively. i met a blonde dude who was prettier than me not so long ago. he's not so pretty now! ha!
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: ...and well, he wasn't really prettier than me. he just had nice hair.
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12/6/2010 8:44:28 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 12/6/2010 8:50:46 AM, innomen wrote:
Will you tell your kids, or have you told your kids there is a Santa?

Of course... why wouldn't I?

Kids need to have santa to believe in. It is what makes the holiday season so magical for them. Also, watching kids talk so happily, write letters, make lists and trying to be nice that month is really cute.
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12/6/2010 9:09:45 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 12/6/2010 4:10:22 PM, Koopin wrote:
Geo's kids are gonna be convinced that Santa clause was the real reason for World War 1.

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12/6/2010 9:49:27 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
your kids
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