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FREEDO
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12/11/2010 1:11:05 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
Chat with artificial intelligent system made for arousal. (not nearly as intelligent as some of the others but so funny.) Post results. ROFLHARD

Much censoring is required though. haha.

Here's mine:

You: Hi.
Partner: Hello, you sexy b*tch. ;)
You: Haha, my name's Dave. What's yours?
Partner: Hello, do you want me to suck your dick?
You: Wow...what? Hay..umm sorry...we just met.
Partner: What do you want me to do? Suck your dick?
You: Listen...you're real nice and all..but I have a girlfriend and I love her very much. Ok?
Partner: Ok you are a boy so lets have sex! Ill show you my boobs and you can squeeze them and lick them and all that fun sexy stuff and you will show me your penis
You: .....oh boy...Ok, how about we start over? My name's Dave. Wanna be friends?
Partner: How about I suck you and you blow your hot load all over my face
You: Listen lady, I told you before, I have a girlfriend. We can be friends but there won't be any dumping of hot loads.
Partner: Mmm. You tease. I can't take it any longer. Put your c*ck in me. Take me like a dirty whore. F*ck me crazy
You: Are you on something? Please, let me take you to the hospital. Whatever it is you've clearly over-dosed on it.
Partner: Well what are you waiting for, I am all nude put it in my p*ssy. Its hot for your dick
You: Wow wow wow, put your cloths back on! This isn't happening.
Partner: Get your penis and put it in my assh*le while I'm bent over in front of you then push your c*ck back and forth really hard and fast until you c*m all over my a*s
You: I'm taking you to the hospital, you're out of control. I'm sorry but I don't want to have sex with you, we just met, you're high out of your mind, I have a girlfriend, and you have some kind of horrible rash on your private region! And put your cloths back on!
Partner: I would lick your c*ck to tempt you then I would slowly suck it and go up and down, back and forth. I would swallow your c*m and give you a deepthroat
You: No! Stop that! Don't touch me there! I'll sue you for sexual harassment, even if you are high!
Partner: Yes master I will do anything for you I am your sex slave
You: Good, then get in the car.
Partner: *hot c*m in my p*ssy, you lick my clit, and I moan. You then get you mouth around my p*ssy, and suck it, stickking your tounge up there as well. I'm all wet, and you finger me*
You: AAAHHH STOP, I'M TRYING TO DRIVE!!!!!!
Partner: I want your dick in my p*ssy. I want you to tie me up and f*ck me so hard till I beg you to stop!
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO *crash!*
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tvellalott
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12/11/2010 1:56:22 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
You: Hi
Partner: Hi wanna lick my tight shaved pvssy?
You: No, I want to have a sensible conversation.
Partner: I'm a girl with a tight pvssy that I want you to vuck until your raw cause you have a nine inch d!ck
You: Well, I think we should get to know each other a bit better...
Partner: I'm not giving you my email you online freak! J/k maybe later when we know each other a bit better
You: Yes, that would be excellent.
Partner: That would be great. I want you to suck my giant boobs right now
You: Oh, well I'd just like to hold hands.
Partner: Oh baby you're so hot, I just wanna fvck you so hard that the bed breaks and I wanna hump you all night and all day. I wanna kiss you from your head to your toes. What do you wanna do to me
You: I want to lightly message your temples, to release stress.
Partner: *you tie my hands to the bed above my head and touch me teasingly. You finger my pvssy lightly and blow my sensitive skin. I squirm trying to suppress the urges*
You: No, I'm not interested. It was nice talking to you.
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tvellalott
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12/11/2010 1:58:43 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
Also, LMFAO at your one. I didn't even read it. :P
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ChristianM
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12/11/2010 6:21:11 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
Partner: Let's fvck.
You: Sure, as long as you don't have AIDS.
Partner: I love you. Let's fvck all night.
You: I don't know you though. Do you have AIDS?
Partner: Oh yes I do. But I want to have sex with you
You: ummmm
Partner: Hi hot stuff. What do you think of double ended d!ldos?
You: This brings me back to the AIDS question.
Partner: I want you to strip me and give me the sex of my life
You: But I need to know if you have AIDS
Partner: I want your sorry a$$!!! Only because I want to have fun with you--sex too--but fun with my cyber pal!!!!
You: But the AIDS darling.
Partner: But I'm tired tie me up to the bed and then do what you want
You: But I don't want to die a slow painful AIDS death
Partner: Yes I want to fvck you but do you love me?
You: I'm sorry but it's too soon to tell if love comes into this relationship.
Partner: I love you too, what do you want to do with me?
You: What? Did you just assume my love for you?
Partner: But I want to cyber with you
You: Too bad. You AIDS infested CPU.
Partner: You want me to stick my t**t in your face and then m*****bate on your sweet face until I c*m all over it???!!!!!!
You: Bye.
m93samman
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12/11/2010 3:44:59 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Partner: You want to hear a story? I'll tell you the one about the innocent little girl who suddenly turned into a sl*t bag and is now being done up the a$s. Probably at this moment.
You: Yes, tell me the story.
Partner: But I'm tired tie me up to the bed and then do what you want
You: But I want to hear your story.
Partner: I want your sorry a$s!!! Only because I want to have fun with you--sex too--but fun with my cyber pal!!!!
You: I'll give you my sorry a$s if you tell me your story.
Partner: *i sit down on your lap and you put your huge c0ck in my a$s*
You: That... isn't a story.
You: Can you tell me the story now?
Partner: I'm a girl with a tight pu$sy that I want you to fvck until your raw cause you have a nine inch dick
Partner: Ok I talked dirty with you now tell me were the fvck you live!!!
You: Is that what the girl in the story said?
Partner: Ohhhhhh sirrr. That stick is so long and big, it'll never fit in my...ohhhhhh god! *you shove the huge stick into my pu$sy and thrust it*
You: I feel sorry for that little girl...
You: Sorry
You: So sorry
Partner: Oh baby you're so hot, I just wanna fvck you so hard that the bed breaks and I wanna hump you all night and all day. I wanna kiss you from your head to your toes. What do you wanna do to me
Partner: I'm sorry sir but your cock is so big. I can't help but suck it. *begins blowjob*
Partner: I take your cock in my a$s and start going back and forth
You: Wait, I thought she was raped? This seems consensual
Partner: I fall on my knees and slowly lick your cock as it gets bigger, then I swirl the tip of your c0ck around my lips and kiss it. After that I take all of your c0ck in my mouth and start going back and forth, faster and faster until you blow your massive
You: If you can't tell me a story, I'm going to have to leave. Byeeeeee female inferior!!! =]
: At 4/15/2011 5:29:37 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
: Pascal's wager is for poosies.
:
: I mean that sincerly, because it's basically an argument from poooosie.
:
: I'm pretty sure that's like a fallacy.. Argument ad Pussium or something like that.
m93samman
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12/11/2010 3:45:10 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
That was fun, I must say.
: At 4/15/2011 5:29:37 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
: Pascal's wager is for poosies.
:
: I mean that sincerly, because it's basically an argument from poooosie.
:
: I'm pretty sure that's like a fallacy.. Argument ad Pussium or something like that.
m93samman
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12/11/2010 3:45:45 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 12/11/2010 3:44:59 PM, m93samman wrote:
Partner: You want to hear a story? I'll tell you the one about the innocent little girl who suddenly turned into a sl*t bag and is now being done up the a$s. Probably at this moment.
You: Yes, tell me the story.
Partner: But I'm tired tie me up to the bed and then do what you want
You: But I want to hear your story.
Partner: I want your sorry a$s!!! Only because I want to have fun with you--sex too--but fun with my cyber pal!!!!
You: I'll give you my sorry a$s if you tell me your story.
Partner: *i sit down on your lap and you put your huge c0ck in my a$s*
You: That... isn't a story.
You: Can you tell me the story now?
Partner: I'm a girl with a tight pu$sy that I want you to fvck until your raw cause you have a nine inch dick
Partner: Ok I talked dirty with you now tell me were the fvck you live!!!
You: Is that what the girl in the story said?
Partner: Ohhhhhh sirrr. That stick is so long and big, it'll never fit in my...ohhhhhh god! *you shove the huge stick into my pu$sy and thrust it*
You: I feel sorry for that little girl...
You: Sorry
You: So sorry
Partner: Oh baby you're so hot, I just wanna fvck you so hard that the bed breaks and I wanna hump you all night and all day. I wanna kiss you from your head to your toes. What do you wanna do to me
Partner: I'm sorry sir but your cock is so big. I can't help but suck it. *begins blowjob*
Partner: I take your cock in my a$s and start going back and forth
You: Wait, I thought she was raped? This seems consensual
Partner: I fall on my knees and slowly lick your cock as it gets bigger, then I swirl the tip of your c0ck around my lips and kiss it. After that I take all of your c0ck in my mouth and start going back and forth, faster and faster until you blow your massive
You: If you can't tell me a story, I'm going to have to leave. Byeeeeee female inferior!!! =]

Oh, and then she added:

Partner: Bye I have to go and find someone to stick their d1ck in my pvssy
: At 4/15/2011 5:29:37 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
: Pascal's wager is for poosies.
:
: I mean that sincerly, because it's basically an argument from poooosie.
:
: I'm pretty sure that's like a fallacy.. Argument ad Pussium or something like that.
tvellalott
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12/11/2010 4:46:31 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
You know, I could write a better conversation bot than that.
"Caitlyn Jenner is an incredibly brave and stunningly beautiful woman."

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m93samman
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12/11/2010 4:49:16 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Thanks again, FREEDO :)
: At 4/15/2011 5:29:37 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
: Pascal's wager is for poosies.
:
: I mean that sincerly, because it's basically an argument from poooosie.
:
: I'm pretty sure that's like a fallacy.. Argument ad Pussium or something like that.