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7/27/2016 6:21:32 PM
Posted: 4 months ago
You want some of this? Try to get in there. I dare you.
"What Donald Trump is doing is representing the absolute heartbreak, and anger, and frustration at a government gone mad."

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Vaarka
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7/27/2016 6:25:18 PM
Posted: 4 months ago
At 7/27/2016 6:21:32 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
You want some of this? Try to get in there. I dare you.

You want me to get in your pants? What are you, fvcking gay?
You're probably thinking right now "haha I'm a genius". Well you're not -Valkrin

inferno: "I don't know, are you attracted to women?"
ButterCatX: "No, Vaarka is mine!"

All hail scum Vaarka, wielder of the bastard sword, smiter of nations, destroyer of spiders -VOT

"Vaarka, I've been thinking about this for a long time now," (pulls out small box made of macaroni) "W-will you be my noodle buddy?" -Kirigaya
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7/27/2016 6:30:09 PM
Posted: 4 months ago
At 7/27/2016 6:25:18 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:21:32 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
You want some of this? Try to get in there. I dare you.

You want me to get in your pants? What are you, fvcking gay?

No. There's a chimpanzee in there and I want you to wrestle it out.
"What Donald Trump is doing is representing the absolute heartbreak, and anger, and frustration at a government gone mad."

http://youtu.be...
Vaarka
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7/27/2016 6:31:58 PM
Posted: 4 months ago
At 7/27/2016 6:30:09 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:25:18 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:21:32 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
You want some of this? Try to get in there. I dare you.

You want me to get in your pants? What are you, fvcking gay?

No. There's a chimpanzee in there and I want you to wrestle it out.

Why is there a chimpanzee in your pants in the first place? Sounds pretty gay.
You're probably thinking right now "haha I'm a genius". Well you're not -Valkrin

inferno: "I don't know, are you attracted to women?"
ButterCatX: "No, Vaarka is mine!"

All hail scum Vaarka, wielder of the bastard sword, smiter of nations, destroyer of spiders -VOT

"Vaarka, I've been thinking about this for a long time now," (pulls out small box made of macaroni) "W-will you be my noodle buddy?" -Kirigaya
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7/27/2016 6:35:36 PM
Posted: 4 months ago
At 7/27/2016 6:31:58 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:30:09 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:25:18 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:21:32 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
You want some of this? Try to get in there. I dare you.

You want me to get in your pants? What are you, fvcking gay?

No. There's a chimpanzee in there and I want you to wrestle it out.

Why is there a chimpanzee in your pants in the first place? Sounds pretty gay.

It's a female chimp. She thought she saw a banana in there. Now come pull her out.
"What Donald Trump is doing is representing the absolute heartbreak, and anger, and frustration at a government gone mad."

http://youtu.be...
Vaarka
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7/27/2016 6:42:08 PM
Posted: 4 months ago
At 7/27/2016 6:35:36 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:31:58 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:30:09 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:25:18 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:21:32 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
You want some of this? Try to get in there. I dare you.

You want me to get in your pants? What are you, fvcking gay?

No. There's a chimpanzee in there and I want you to wrestle it out.

Why is there a chimpanzee in your pants in the first place? Sounds pretty gay.

It's a female chimp. She thought she saw a banana in there. Now come pull her out.

But that's bestiality. You sick man
You're probably thinking right now "haha I'm a genius". Well you're not -Valkrin

inferno: "I don't know, are you attracted to women?"
ButterCatX: "No, Vaarka is mine!"

All hail scum Vaarka, wielder of the bastard sword, smiter of nations, destroyer of spiders -VOT

"Vaarka, I've been thinking about this for a long time now," (pulls out small box made of macaroni) "W-will you be my noodle buddy?" -Kirigaya
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7/27/2016 6:46:31 PM
Posted: 4 months ago
At 7/27/2016 6:35:36 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:31:58 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:30:09 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:25:18 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:21:32 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
You want some of this? Try to get in there. I dare you.

You want me to get in your pants? What are you, fvcking gay?

No. There's a chimpanzee in there and I want you to wrestle it out.

Why is there a chimpanzee in your pants in the first place? Sounds pretty gay.

It's a female chimp. She thought she saw a banana in there. Now come pull her out.

lmfao
brontoraptor
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7/27/2016 10:08:10 PM
Posted: 4 months ago
At 7/27/2016 6:42:08 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:35:36 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:31:58 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:30:09 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:25:18 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:21:32 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
You want some of this? Try to get in there. I dare you.

You want me to get in your pants? What are you, fvcking gay?

No. There's a chimpanzee in there and I want you to wrestle it out.

Why is there a chimpanzee in your pants in the first place? Sounds pretty gay.

It's a female chimp. She thought she saw a banana in there. Now come pull her out.

But that's bestiality. You sick man

What are you talking about??? It tried to rape ME! It's not my fault it overpowered my pants and became a manifestation of rape all up in me...
"What Donald Trump is doing is representing the absolute heartbreak, and anger, and frustration at a government gone mad."

http://youtu.be...
Vaarka
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7/27/2016 10:09:12 PM
Posted: 4 months ago
At 7/27/2016 10:08:10 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:42:08 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:35:36 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:31:58 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:30:09 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:25:18 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:21:32 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
You want some of this? Try to get in there. I dare you.

You want me to get in your pants? What are you, fvcking gay?

No. There's a chimpanzee in there and I want you to wrestle it out.

Why is there a chimpanzee in your pants in the first place? Sounds pretty gay.

It's a female chimp. She thought she saw a banana in there. Now come pull her out.

But that's bestiality. You sick man

What are you talking about??? It tried to rape ME! It's not my fault it overpowered my pants and became a manifestation of rape all up in me...

But I thought it was a banana she was after. Sounds more like you encouraged it.
You're probably thinking right now "haha I'm a genius". Well you're not -Valkrin

inferno: "I don't know, are you attracted to women?"
ButterCatX: "No, Vaarka is mine!"

All hail scum Vaarka, wielder of the bastard sword, smiter of nations, destroyer of spiders -VOT

"Vaarka, I've been thinking about this for a long time now," (pulls out small box made of macaroni) "W-will you be my noodle buddy?" -Kirigaya
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7/27/2016 10:11:19 PM
Posted: 4 months ago
At 7/27/2016 10:09:12 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 7/27/2016 10:08:10 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:42:08 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:35:36 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:31:58 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:30:09 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:25:18 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:21:32 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
You want some of this? Try to get in there. I dare you.

You want me to get in your pants? What are you, fvcking gay?

No. There's a chimpanzee in there and I want you to wrestle it out.

Why is there a chimpanzee in your pants in the first place? Sounds pretty gay.

It's a female chimp. She thought she saw a banana in there. Now come pull her out.

But that's bestiality. You sick man

What are you talking about??? It tried to rape ME! It's not my fault it overpowered my pants and became a manifestation of rape all up in me...

But I thought it was a banana she was after. Sounds more like you encouraged it.

I did tease it, but once I declined it should have quit coming after me.
"What Donald Trump is doing is representing the absolute heartbreak, and anger, and frustration at a government gone mad."

http://youtu.be...
Vaarka
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7/27/2016 10:13:09 PM
Posted: 4 months ago
At 7/27/2016 10:11:19 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 7/27/2016 10:09:12 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 7/27/2016 10:08:10 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:42:08 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:35:36 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:31:58 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:30:09 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:25:18 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:21:32 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
You want some of this? Try to get in there. I dare you.

You want me to get in your pants? What are you, fvcking gay?

No. There's a chimpanzee in there and I want you to wrestle it out.

Why is there a chimpanzee in your pants in the first place? Sounds pretty gay.

It's a female chimp. She thought she saw a banana in there. Now come pull her out.

But that's bestiality. You sick man

What are you talking about??? It tried to rape ME! It's not my fault it overpowered my pants and became a manifestation of rape all up in me...

But I thought it was a banana she was after. Sounds more like you encouraged it.

I did tease it, but once I declined it should have quit coming after me.

Teasing a chimp? What are you, gay?
You're probably thinking right now "haha I'm a genius". Well you're not -Valkrin

inferno: "I don't know, are you attracted to women?"
ButterCatX: "No, Vaarka is mine!"

All hail scum Vaarka, wielder of the bastard sword, smiter of nations, destroyer of spiders -VOT

"Vaarka, I've been thinking about this for a long time now," (pulls out small box made of macaroni) "W-will you be my noodle buddy?" -Kirigaya
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7/27/2016 10:17:50 PM
Posted: 4 months ago
At 7/27/2016 10:13:09 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 7/27/2016 10:11:19 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 7/27/2016 10:09:12 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 7/27/2016 10:08:10 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:42:08 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:35:36 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:31:58 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:30:09 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:25:18 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:21:32 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
You want some of this? Try to get in there. I dare you.

You want me to get in your pants? What are you, fvcking gay?

No. There's a chimpanzee in there and I want you to wrestle it out.

Why is there a chimpanzee in your pants in the first place? Sounds pretty gay.

It's a female chimp. She thought she saw a banana in there. Now come pull her out.

But that's bestiality. You sick man

What are you talking about??? It tried to rape ME! It's not my fault it overpowered my pants and became a manifestation of rape all up in me...

But I thought it was a banana she was after. Sounds more like you encouraged it.

I did tease it, but once I declined it should have quit coming after me.

Teasing a chimp? What are you, gay?

Nope. The chimp was female. I know because it was wearing a little pink hello kitty hijab.
"What Donald Trump is doing is representing the absolute heartbreak, and anger, and frustration at a government gone mad."

http://youtu.be...
Vaarka
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7/27/2016 10:21:16 PM
Posted: 4 months ago
At 7/27/2016 10:17:50 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 7/27/2016 10:13:09 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 7/27/2016 10:11:19 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 7/27/2016 10:09:12 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 7/27/2016 10:08:10 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:42:08 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:35:36 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:31:58 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:30:09 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:25:18 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 7/27/2016 6:21:32 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
You want some of this? Try to get in there. I dare you.

You want me to get in your pants? What are you, fvcking gay?

No. There's a chimpanzee in there and I want you to wrestle it out.

Why is there a chimpanzee in your pants in the first place? Sounds pretty gay.

It's a female chimp. She thought she saw a banana in there. Now come pull her out.

But that's bestiality. You sick man

What are you talking about??? It tried to rape ME! It's not my fault it overpowered my pants and became a manifestation of rape all up in me...

But I thought it was a banana she was after. Sounds more like you encouraged it.

I did tease it, but once I declined it should have quit coming after me.

Teasing a chimp? What are you, gay?

Nope. The chimp was female. I know because it was wearing a little pink hello kitty hijab.

Letting a chimp with a hijab touch you? What are you, gay?
You're probably thinking right now "haha I'm a genius". Well you're not -Valkrin

inferno: "I don't know, are you attracted to women?"
ButterCatX: "No, Vaarka is mine!"

All hail scum Vaarka, wielder of the bastard sword, smiter of nations, destroyer of spiders -VOT

"Vaarka, I've been thinking about this for a long time now," (pulls out small box made of macaroni) "W-will you be my noodle buddy?" -Kirigaya