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2/11/2011 6:13:04 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Haha, this so damn funny. Read it, you'll be amused.

Then post your worst date ever.

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2/11/2011 6:19:34 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
The worst date I've ever been was nothing even remotely this bad, and any subsequent story will just sound lame in comparison to the nightmare this poor fella went through.
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2/11/2011 6:19:58 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Oh my god. EPIC FAIL.
He handled that so badly.
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2/11/2011 6:22:30 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 2/11/2011 6:19:34 PM, PARADIGM_L0ST wrote:
The worst date I've ever been was nothing even remotely this bad, and any subsequent story will just sound lame in comparison to the nightmare this poor fella went through.

The worst date I've ever been on, I still ended up sleeping with the girl on the first date. :D

The closest thing to this I can think of...
I was using a public toilet before a movie, taking a crap and needed to pee as well. My wang popped out and I pissed a bit on my pants. :/
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2/11/2011 6:55:06 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
"I tried my best ... I... I'm sorry"

"All of this could have ****ing been prevented if I had just brought my goddamn pee bottles!!!"

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2/12/2011 12:21:02 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
I can't even believe how badly his situation devolved into chaos. It went from forgetting pee bottles to being held at knife point by his date and having to subsequently sprint from the dorm.
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2/12/2011 8:59:05 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 2/12/2011 12:21:02 AM, TheAtheistAllegiance wrote:
I can't even believe how badly his situation devolved into chaos. It went from forgetting pee bottles to being held at knife point by his date and having to subsequently sprint from the dorm.:

Some of the people thought he was a troll, but I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt.

Whether it was contrived or whether it actually happened... it was humorous.
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2/12/2011 3:13:28 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 2/12/2011 8:59:05 AM, PARADIGM_L0ST wrote:
At 2/12/2011 12:21:02 AM, TheAtheistAllegiance wrote:
I can't even believe how badly his situation devolved into chaos. It went from forgetting pee bottles to being held at knife point by his date and having to subsequently sprint from the dorm.:

Some of the people thought he was a troll, but I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt.

Whether it was contrived or whether it actually happened... it was humorous.

Yeah, fake or not, it made my night. I was laughing so hard, it would take me about ten minutes to read one paragraph out to my friends.
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2/12/2011 9:23:08 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Fail, Dude he can't go number 1 and number 2 at the same time, Noob.
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2/13/2011 6:11:46 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 2/13/2011 5:56:21 AM, belle wrote:
dude, thats gotta be made up. forreals.

Yeah...the fact that it was so completely ridiculous and unrealistic kinda killed the funny for me :/

Seriously, who can't pee and poo at the same time? It takes a special kind of retard...
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2/13/2011 7:48:10 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 2/13/2011 6:11:46 AM, J.Kenyon wrote:
At 2/13/2011 5:56:21 AM, belle wrote:
dude, thats gotta be made up. forreals.

Yeah...the fact that it was so completely ridiculous and unrealistic kinda killed the funny for me :/

Seriously, who can't pee and poo at the same time? It takes a special kind of retard...

He had a boner. You know how hard it is to p*ss with a boner, let alone take a dump on top of that.
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2/13/2011 10:26:19 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 2/13/2011 9:42:47 AM, innomen wrote:
Wow. Not sure what to say, but i like their avatars a lot better than ours ;):

Haha, wonder why that is.

Pee Bottles?:

Apparently he's terrified of public urinals and carries them around with him when he's not home. He blames the incident on him not having them with him, saying it would have never have happened if he just had them with him.

I think it would have never have happened if just got over his phobia of public restrooms and handled his business.
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2/13/2011 4:51:35 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 2/13/2011 7:48:10 AM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
He had a boner. You know how hard it is to p*ss with a boner, let alone take a dump on top of that.

Uh...not that hard?
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2/13/2011 5:23:40 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 2/13/2011 4:58:16 PM, Grape wrote:
I agree with J.Kenyon. You'd have to be really physically challenged not to be able to handle that situation.
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2/13/2011 7:00:14 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Maybe he just had a really big D.

But seriously, I can imagine that it would be really hard to take a pee and crap with a boner. Not to mention, he's terrified of pee germs or something, so he probably didn't want to rub his D up on the inside of the toilet, which then caused sh!t to happen (get it?!).

I'm calling real on this one.