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imabench
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9/25/2012 10:27:04 PM
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http://news.yahoo.com...

We're boned :(((((
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9/25/2012 10:28:57 PM
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Worldwide shortages =\= US shortages

We are quite crazy about bacon here.

Or, this is a way for pork companies to get us to rush to the stores to buy a ton of bacon, which in my opinion, is what we should do whenever they restock.
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9/25/2012 10:53:45 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 9/25/2012 10:28:57 PM, OberHerr wrote:
Worldwide shortages =\= US shortages

The US is part of the world....

(Does anybody know what Futurama episode im getting this from?)

We are quite crazy about bacon here.

Or, this is a way for pork companies to get us to rush to the stores to buy a ton of bacon, which in my opinion, is what we should do whenever they restock.
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9/25/2012 11:05:56 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 9/25/2012 10:28:57 PM, OberHerr wrote:
Worldwide shortages =\= US shortages

We are quite crazy about bacon here.

Or, this is a way for pork companies to get us to rush to the stores to buy a ton of bacon, which in my opinion, is what we should do whenever they restock.

Less maize = less food for pigs = less pigs

Less pigs = less bacon

Less pigs everywhere and here (we have a corn problem, and most of the US bacon suppliers are American: http://www.kellysearch.com...) were screwed. So don't be so optimistic.

No, be optimistic, pink slime will save us!
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9/25/2012 11:07:23 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 9/25/2012 10:27:04 PM, imabench wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com...

We're boned :(((((

Sorry ober

"It's not just Europe that will be seeing shortages: The U.S. will also face a bacon shortage. The Guardian reports that the cost of bacon has doubled since 2006, and record droughts are to blame. Consumption of bacon is falling as prices have"
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9/25/2012 11:08:37 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 9/25/2012 10:53:45 PM, imabench wrote:
At 9/25/2012 10:28:57 PM, OberHerr wrote:
Worldwide shortages =\= US shortages

The US is part of the world....

(Does anybody know what Futurama episode im getting this from?)

We are quite crazy about bacon here.

Or, this is a way for pork companies to get us to rush to the stores to buy a ton of bacon, which in my opinion, is what we should do whenever they restock.

It was an alien invasion episode.
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9/25/2012 11:18:19 PM
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Haha! I eat turkey bacon! I win.
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9/25/2012 11:20:05 PM
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At 9/25/2012 11:18:19 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
Haha! I eat turkey bacon! I win.

No you don't, because you are eating turkey bacon.
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9/25/2012 11:30:28 PM
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At 9/25/2012 11:18:19 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
Haha! I eat turkey bacon! I win.

You lose, terribly.
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9/25/2012 11:33:38 PM
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At 9/25/2012 11:20:05 PM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
At 9/25/2012 11:18:19 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
Haha! I eat turkey bacon! I win.

No you don't, because you are eating turkey bacon.

^ 50,000 points to you
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9/26/2012 2:54:40 AM
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Why the Turkey Bacon hate? It's wayyyy better. GOML N00BS GO QQ SOMEWHERE ELSE CAUSE ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
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9/26/2012 6:36:19 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 9/25/2012 10:27:04 PM, imabench wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com...

We're boned :(((((

If the food of the gods is going away, then these must be the end times.
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9/26/2012 6:38:35 AM
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At 9/25/2012 11:18:19 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
Haha! I eat turkey bacon! I win.

Ewwww, as an Orthodox Baconist, all I have to say is, begone you heathen.
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9/26/2012 6:39:05 AM
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Haha! I don't eat any bacon! I WIN
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9/26/2012 7:23:11 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 9/25/2012 11:20:05 PM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
At 9/25/2012 11:18:19 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
Haha! I eat turkey bacon! I win.

No you don't, because you are eating turkey bacon.

LOL!

I love turkey bacon! I actually prefer it....cuz it's healthier and cheaper...tastes good....I'll leave.
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9/27/2012 6:05:54 AM
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At 9/26/2012 12:24:07 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
I also eat turkey bacon. I suppose I'll be shunned as well. -_-

The horror, the horror.
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9/27/2012 3:40:07 PM
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At 9/27/2012 6:05:54 AM, Sidewalker wrote:
At 9/26/2012 12:24:07 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
I also eat turkey bacon. I suppose I'll be shunned as well. -_-

The horror, the horror.

I can't eat pork even if I wanted to. umad?
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9/27/2012 4:40:16 PM
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At 9/25/2012 10:27:04 PM, imabench wrote:
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We're boned :(((((

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9/27/2012 5:00:08 PM
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I am a rancher. Every day I go into the field, find my favorite cow, bite him to test tenderness, shoot and cook him, then eat the entire thing in one sitting whilst I watch television and do my homework.

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9/27/2012 5:13:43 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 9/27/2012 3:40:07 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 9/27/2012 6:05:54 AM, Sidewalker wrote:
At 9/26/2012 12:24:07 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
I also eat turkey bacon. I suppose I'll be shunned as well. -_-

The horror, the horror.

I can't eat pork even if I wanted to. umad?

Good point, and I knew that, but still, turkey bacon, ewwww.

But I suppose it's better than no bacon at all.

OK, unmad.
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9/29/2012 7:05:24 PM
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At 9/25/2012 10:27:04 PM, imabench wrote:
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We're boned :(((((

Why is it that I am not the least bit concerned. I will go to the supermarket and there it will be like it always is. Maybe more expensive but that's nothing new either. I remember when you could by a pound of bacon for 99 cents. What great perils has caused it to increase in price from 99 cents to almost 4 bucks today. A load of crap. Who remembers the great "sugar scare"
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9/29/2012 7:06:11 PM
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At 9/25/2012 11:20:05 PM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
At 9/25/2012 11:18:19 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
Haha! I eat turkey bacon! I win.

No you don't, because you are eating turkey bacon.

Yep
It's not your views that divide us, it's what you think my views should be that divides us.

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9/29/2012 7:14:50 PM
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At 9/29/2012 7:05:24 PM, sadolite wrote:
At 9/25/2012 10:27:04 PM, imabench wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com...

We're boned :(((((

Why is it that I am not the least bit concerned. I will go to the supermarket and there it will be like it always is. Maybe more expensive but that's nothing new either. I remember when you could by a pound of bacon for 99 cents. What great perils has caused it to increase in price from 99 cents to almost 4 bucks today. A load of crap. Who remembers the great "sugar scare"

Inflation.
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9/29/2012 9:58:22 PM
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At 9/29/2012 7:14:50 PM, Lordknukle wrote:
At 9/29/2012 7:05:24 PM, sadolite wrote:
At 9/25/2012 10:27:04 PM, imabench wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com...

We're boned :(((((

Why is it that I am not the least bit concerned. I will go to the supermarket and there it will be like it always is. Maybe more expensive but that's nothing new either. I remember when you could by a pound of bacon for 99 cents. What great perils has caused it to increase in price from 99 cents to almost 4 bucks today. A load of crap. Who remembers the great "sugar scare"

Inflation.

They are gonna raise the price of bacon because they can. Pigs are not the only animal that eats corn or grain.
It's not your views that divide us, it's what you think my views should be that divides us.

If you think I will give up my rights and forsake social etiquette to make you "FEEL" better you are sadly mistaken

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9/29/2012 10:00:55 PM
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At 9/29/2012 9:59:38 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
Pork isn't healthy anyways.

Oh, go F*** yourself.
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9/29/2012 10:01:02 PM
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At 9/29/2012 9:59:38 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
Pork isn't healthy anyways.
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