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brian_eggleston
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2/14/2013 7:38:19 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
Blade Runner Shoots Blonde Stunner in South African Spak Attack Shock

South African Paralympic athlete Oscar Pistorius, popularly known as "blade runner", has been arrested on suspicion of murder after the fatal shooting of his stunning blonde girlfriend at his home in Pretoria.

Police may be speculating that the spastic sprinter cracked when his girlfriend, a model who had the full compliment of two legs, complained about him "coming home from the pub legless".

The handicapped homicide suspect is now being held in police custody and is reported to be "sad at the moment" but, on the plus side, today is St Valentine's Day and at least he will not have to lavish gifts on his girlfriend, which should cheer him up a bit.

The disabled detainee will appear in court just as soon as the police have figured out how to attach a ball and chain to stop him going on the run.

Source: http://edition.cnn.com...
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2/24/2013 1:50:18 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/14/2013 7:38:19 AM, brian_eggleston wrote:
Blade Runner Shoots Blonde Stunner in South African Spak Attack Shock

South African Paralympic athlete Oscar Pistorius, popularly known as "blade runner", has been arrested on suspicion of murder after the fatal shooting of his stunning blonde girlfriend at his home in Pretoria.

Police may be speculating that the spastic sprinter cracked when his girlfriend, a model who had the full compliment of two legs, complained about him "coming home from the pub legless".

The handicapped homicide suspect is now being held in police custody and is reported to be "sad at the moment" but, on the plus side, today is St Valentine's Day and at least he will not have to lavish gifts on his girlfriend, which should cheer him up a bit.

The disabled detainee will appear in court just as soon as the police have figured out how to attach a ball and chain to stop him going on the run.

Thanks for a genuinely entertaining post.
Yo, all of my subliterate conservative criticasters who find perusing and processing the sesquipedalian verbiage of my posts to be such a bothersome brain-taxing chore, I have a new nickname for you. Henceforth you shall be known as Pooh Bears. No, not for the obvious apt reasons, i.e., not because you're full of pooh, and not because of your ursine irritability. Rather, you put me in mind of an A.A. Milne quote, "I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me". Love ya, Pooh Bears.
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2/24/2013 10:59:25 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/24/2013 1:50:18 AM, charleslb wrote:
At 2/14/2013 7:38:19 AM, brian_eggleston wrote:
Blade Runner Shoots Blonde Stunner in South African Spak Attack Shock

South African Paralympic athlete Oscar Pistorius, popularly known as "blade runner", has been arrested on suspicion of murder after the fatal shooting of his stunning blonde girlfriend at his home in Pretoria.

Police may be speculating that the spastic sprinter cracked when his girlfriend, a model who had the full compliment of two legs, complained about him "coming home from the pub legless".

The handicapped homicide suspect is now being held in police custody and is reported to be "sad at the moment" but, on the plus side, today is St Valentine's Day and at least he will not have to lavish gifts on his girlfriend, which should cheer him up a bit.

The disabled detainee will appear in court just as soon as the police have figured out how to attach a ball and chain to stop him going on the run.

Thanks for a genuinely entertaining post.

Really? It's not very PC...
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2/24/2013 11:01:45 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
For a second I thought the guy on this site named blade runner had killed someone.
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2/24/2013 5:14:07 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/24/2013 10:59:25 AM, brian_eggleston wrote:
At 2/24/2013 1:50:18 AM, charleslb wrote:
At 2/14/2013 7:38:19 AM, brian_eggleston wrote:
Blade Runner Shoots Blonde Stunner in South African Spak Attack Shock

South African Paralympic athlete Oscar Pistorius, popularly known as "blade runner", has been arrested on suspicion of murder after the fatal shooting of his stunning blonde girlfriend at his home in Pretoria.

Police may be speculating that the spastic sprinter cracked when his girlfriend, a model who had the full compliment of two legs, complained about him "coming home from the pub legless".

The handicapped homicide suspect is now being held in police custody and is reported to be "sad at the moment" but, on the plus side, today is St Valentine's Day and at least he will not have to lavish gifts on his girlfriend, which should cheer him up a bit.

The disabled detainee will appear in court just as soon as the police have figured out how to attach a ball and chain to stop him going on the run.

Thanks for a genuinely entertaining post.

Really? It's not very PC...

Yes, but I realize that you're not one of those morally cowardly individuals (i.e., rightists) who conceal bigotry behind the lame claim that they're merely exercising their right to be politically incorrect. You're in fact merely exercising your right to express your wit, and I have no issue with that whatsoever. Mm-hmm, you're not at all coming from a place of politically strident insensitivity, and you certainly didn't cross over into bad taste, nor did you fail to amuse, ergo more power to you.
Yo, all of my subliterate conservative criticasters who find perusing and processing the sesquipedalian verbiage of my posts to be such a bothersome brain-taxing chore, I have a new nickname for you. Henceforth you shall be known as Pooh Bears. No, not for the obvious apt reasons, i.e., not because you're full of pooh, and not because of your ursine irritability. Rather, you put me in mind of an A.A. Milne quote, "I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me". Love ya, Pooh Bears.
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7/1/2014 2:36:18 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Why is this thread in particular getting spammed, hahaah?
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