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innomen
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3/17/2011 7:24:33 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
Warning, this thread is only for those who can laugh at themselves. If you are too sensitive, and might feel the need to report if you read something that you find offensive, please leave now.

All who enter are fair game, and cannot complain about any of the insults that are aimed at them. It's all in good fun, and nothing personal is meant.

It is Saint Patrick's day, and as a tribute to our fine Irish members, i'd like to call out a couple that are all near and dear to our heart:
Badger, who's a true asset to the site is the most Irish of the members because no one can Irish it up like badger. When visiting Kerry, and you'd like to visit badger, all you have to do is look for the sign in front of his house, the local government felt the need to post if for his own good: http://www.debate.org...
Panda told me that he would be unavailable today because he's going to a party, with the palm sisters and the one eyed yogurt thrower. No worries Ann, I'm sure a picture of you will complete the fun.

I'd like to start on Vardas, but am afraid he either wouldn't understand, or he'd cry. Let's face it, he's about as thick as manure, and half as useful.

More later, need to do some work...
twsurber
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3/17/2011 7:53:09 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
Yeah seriously, take this Innomen guy for example. What exactly is Innomen? Is it a hotel with a warning?

What's Koop's fascination with KFC? Dude, haven't you ever heard of Chik-fil-a?

Is Brian some kind of doctor? Why does he always keep us in stitches?

Mongeese, we're not vote bombing you, really.

ccstate, yes melanin, of course

askbob, quit picking on people ya big bully

lovelife, log off, I triple dog dare ya

L, speaking of tongues ;oP

Panda, Ragnar, & Geo: we bow in the long shadow of your ultimate supremacy

SCA & INH: Whatever it was/is/ or ever shall be, get over it

ann, nope can't do it, we all love you that much :o)
Koopin
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3/17/2011 10:36:02 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
So twsurber, I saw your picture here: http://www.debate.org... and thought you went to Duke. But then I saw your profile and read you went to some shack of a college by the name of Liberty. Ha Ha! Well, I looked up the school and found your picture: http://www.debate.org...
kfc
Thaddeus
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3/17/2011 10:38:02 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/17/2011 10:36:02 AM, Koopin wrote:
So twsurber, I saw your picture here: http://www.debate.org... and thought you went to Duke. But then I saw your profile and read you went to some shack of a college by the name of Liberty. Ha Ha! Well, I looked up the school and found your picture: http://www.debate.org...

So he's the fat ugly one, right?
innomen
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3/17/2011 10:39:55 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/17/2011 10:36:02 AM, Koopin wrote:
So twsurber, I saw your picture here: http://www.debate.org... and thought you went to Duke. But then I saw your profile and read you went to some shack of a college by the name of Liberty. Ha Ha! Well, I looked up the school and found your picture: http://www.debate.org...

Priceless
mattrodstrom
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3/17/2011 10:48:17 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/17/2011 10:36:02 AM, Koopin wrote:
the son has already returned to us.. http://upload.wikimedia.org... We must not turn away

for those who do not so readily heed his calling.. here's proof in an early christian rendering of our lord: http://www.google.com...

Yeah.. your various devotions fit together perfectly.
"He who does not know how to put his will into things at least puts a meaning into them: that is, he believes there is a will in them already."

Metaphysics:
"The science.. which deals with the fundamental errors of mankind - but as if they were the fundamental truths."
mattrodstrom
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3/17/2011 10:53:54 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/17/2011 7:24:33 AM, innomen wrote:
I pretend to myself that I only go on Debate.org when I have spare time from working... but.. that may not exactly be the order of my priorities..

You don't say?
"He who does not know how to put his will into things at least puts a meaning into them: that is, he believes there is a will in them already."

Metaphysics:
"The science.. which deals with the fundamental errors of mankind - but as if they were the fundamental truths."
twsurber
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3/17/2011 11:00:03 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/17/2011 10:36:02 AM, Koopin wrote:
So twsurber, I saw your picture here: http://www.debate.org... and thought you went to Duke. But then I saw your profile and read you went to some shack of a college by the name of Liberty. Ha Ha! Well, I looked up the school and found your picture: http://www.debate.org...

That was awesome Koop! Very clever! :o)
Koopin
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3/17/2011 11:01:30 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
Matt still lives at home with his mom. Speaking of Matt's mom, she's so fat that when she saw this forum topic she thought "ROAST! LETS EAT!"
kfc
mattrodstrom
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3/17/2011 11:02:20 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/17/2011 11:01:30 AM, Koopin wrote:
Matt still lives at home with his mom.

wow..

you're a meanie.
"He who does not know how to put his will into things at least puts a meaning into them: that is, he believes there is a will in them already."

Metaphysics:
"The science.. which deals with the fundamental errors of mankind - but as if they were the fundamental truths."
twsurber
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3/17/2011 11:02:55 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/17/2011 10:38:02 AM, Thaddeus wrote:
At 3/17/2011 10:36:02 AM, Koopin wrote:
So twsurber, I saw your picture here: http://www.debate.org... and thought you went to Duke. But then I saw your profile and read you went to some shack of a college by the name of Liberty. Ha Ha! Well, I looked up the school and found your picture: http://www.debate.org...

So he's the fat ugly one, right?

I may be slow but I do very poor work!
Koopin
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3/17/2011 11:03:06 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/17/2011 11:02:20 AM, mattrodstrom wrote:
At 3/17/2011 11:01:30 AM, Koopin wrote:
Matt still lives at home with his mom.

wow..

you're a meanie.

lol
kfc
Ore_Ele
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3/17/2011 11:13:17 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/17/2011 11:02:20 AM, mattrodstrom wrote:
At 3/17/2011 11:01:30 AM, Koopin wrote:
Matt still lives at home with his mom.

wow..

you're a meanie.

Don't worry about Koopin, he's just a little sore from the last time he had sex with a fried chicken. Even though it appears that he's got genital herpes, it's really nothing more than horrendous nut pimps from all the fatty oils.

He'll get over it.
"Wanting Red Rhino Pill to have gender"
Koopin
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3/17/2011 11:16:33 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/17/2011 11:13:17 AM, OreEle wrote:
At 3/17/2011 11:02:20 AM, mattrodstrom wrote:
At 3/17/2011 11:01:30 AM, Koopin wrote:
Matt still lives at home with his mom.

wow..

you're a meanie.

Don't worry about Koopin, he's just a little sore from the last time he had sex with a fried chicken. Even though it appears that he's got genital herpes, it's really nothing more than horrendous nut pimps from all the fatty oils.

He'll get over it.

Oh OreEle, are you calling your wife fried chicken? I am not letting you hang around my future son.
kfc
Ore_Ele
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3/17/2011 11:20:13 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/17/2011 11:16:33 AM, Koopin wrote:
At 3/17/2011 11:13:17 AM, OreEle wrote:
At 3/17/2011 11:02:20 AM, mattrodstrom wrote:
At 3/17/2011 11:01:30 AM, Koopin wrote:
Matt still lives at home with his mom.

wow..

you're a meanie.

Don't worry about Koopin, he's just a little sore from the last time he had sex with a fried chicken. Even though it appears that he's got genital herpes, it's really nothing more than horrendous nut pimps from all the fatty oils.

He'll get over it.

Oh OreEle, are you calling your wife fried chicken? I am not letting you hang around my future son.

No, but the 11 year old boy that does the night shift at the catholic church goes by fried chicken. And please don't let Badger lick Mr. Sander's sauce off any more.
"Wanting Red Rhino Pill to have gender"
innomen
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3/17/2011 11:20:39 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/17/2011 11:02:20 AM, mattrodstrom wrote:
At 3/17/2011 11:01:30 AM, Koopin wrote:
Matt still lives at home with his mom.

wow..

you're a meanie.

lol
Koopin
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3/17/2011 11:22:30 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/17/2011 11:20:13 AM, OreEle wrote:
At 3/17/2011 11:16:33 AM, Koopin wrote:
At 3/17/2011 11:13:17 AM, OreEle wrote:
At 3/17/2011 11:02:20 AM, mattrodstrom wrote:
At 3/17/2011 11:01:30 AM, Koopin wrote:
Matt still lives at home with his mom.

wow..

you're a meanie.

Don't worry about Koopin, he's just a little sore from the last time he had sex with a fried chicken. Even though it appears that he's got genital herpes, it's really nothing more than horrendous nut pimps from all the fatty oils.

He'll get over it.

Oh OreEle, are you calling your wife fried chicken? I am not letting you hang around my future son.

No, but the 11 year old boy that does the night shift at the catholic church goes by fried chicken. And please don't let Badger lick Mr. Sander's sauce off any more.

If he is always doing that to you, just tell him to stop.

I do understand where you are coming from though, your wife was kinda like popeye's fried chicken, so dry. She was better when she had my gravy.
kfc
Koopin
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3/17/2011 11:23:44 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/17/2011 11:20:39 AM, innomen wrote:
At 3/17/2011 11:02:20 AM, mattrodstrom wrote:
At 3/17/2011 11:01:30 AM, Koopin wrote:
Matt still lives at home with his mom.

wow..

you're a meanie.

lol

Lady on Lady?

I knew it!
kfc
askbob
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3/17/2011 11:29:08 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
InsertNameHere can't count (see sig)
Me -Phil left the site in my charge. I have a recorded phone conversation to prove it.
kohai -If you're the owner, then do something useful like ip block him and get us away from juggle and on a dofferent host!
Me -haha you apparently don't know my history
Kohai - Maybe not, but that doesn't matter! You shoukd still listen to your community and quit being a tyrrant!
Me - i was being completely sarcastic
Kohai - then u misrepresented yourself by impersonating the owner—a violation of the tos
innomen
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3/17/2011 11:30:04 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/17/2011 11:23:44 AM, Koopin wrote:
At 3/17/2011 11:20:39 AM, innomen wrote:
At 3/17/2011 11:02:20 AM, mattrodstrom wrote:
At 3/17/2011 11:01:30 AM, Koopin wrote:
Matt still lives at home with his mom.

wow..

you're a meanie.

lol

Lady on Lady?

I knew it!

Telling your mom.
annhasle
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3/17/2011 11:30:29 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/17/2011 11:22:30 AM, Koopin wrote:
At 3/17/2011 11:20:13 AM, OreEle wrote:
At 3/17/2011 11:16:33 AM, Koopin wrote:
At 3/17/2011 11:13:17 AM, OreEle wrote:
No, but the 11 year old boy that does the night shift at the catholic church goes by fried chicken. And please don't let Badger lick Mr. Sander's sauce off any more.

If he is always doing that to you, just tell him to stop.

I do understand where you are coming from though, your wife was kinda like popeye's fried chicken, so dry. She was better when she had my gravy.

LOL
I'm not back. This idiot just upset me which made me stop lurking.
askbob
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3/17/2011 11:32:27 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
I have a picture of lovelife's entire family
Me -Phil left the site in my charge. I have a recorded phone conversation to prove it.
kohai -If you're the owner, then do something useful like ip block him and get us away from juggle and on a dofferent host!
Me -haha you apparently don't know my history
Kohai - Maybe not, but that doesn't matter! You shoukd still listen to your community and quit being a tyrrant!
Me - i was being completely sarcastic
Kohai - then u misrepresented yourself by impersonating the owner—a violation of the tos
Koopin
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3/17/2011 11:32:41 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/17/2011 11:30:04 AM, innomen wrote:
At 3/17/2011 11:23:44 AM, Koopin wrote:
At 3/17/2011 11:20:39 AM, innomen wrote:
At 3/17/2011 11:02:20 AM, mattrodstrom wrote:
At 3/17/2011 11:01:30 AM, Koopin wrote:
Matt still lives at home with his mom.

wow..

you're a meanie.

lol

Lady on Lady?

I knew it!

Telling your mom.

I least your just telling my mom, you don't wanna know what I do with yours.
kfc
Ore_Ele
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3/17/2011 11:34:20 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/17/2011 11:32:41 AM, Koopin wrote:
At 3/17/2011 11:30:04 AM, innomen wrote:
At 3/17/2011 11:23:44 AM, Koopin wrote:
At 3/17/2011 11:20:39 AM, innomen wrote:
At 3/17/2011 11:02:20 AM, mattrodstrom wrote:
At 3/17/2011 11:01:30 AM, Koopin wrote:
Matt still lives at home with his mom.

wow..

you're a meanie.

lol

Lady on Lady?

I knew it!

Telling your mom.

I least your just telling my mom, you don't wanna know what I do with yours.

You might have to go to Japan to get whatever you may have contracted radiated away.
"Wanting Red Rhino Pill to have gender"
innomen
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3/17/2011 11:39:46 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/17/2011 11:32:41 AM, Koopin wrote:
At 3/17/2011 11:30:04 AM, innomen wrote:
At 3/17/2011 11:23:44 AM, Koopin wrote:
At 3/17/2011 11:20:39 AM, innomen wrote:
At 3/17/2011 11:02:20 AM, mattrodstrom wrote:
At 3/17/2011 11:01:30 AM, Koopin wrote:
Matt still lives at home with his mom.

wow..

you're a meanie.

lol

Lady on Lady?

I knew it!

Telling your mom.

I least your just telling my mom, you don't wanna know what I do with yours.

my mom's 76 years old. You got some odd fantasies there.
Koopin
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3/17/2011 11:40:54 AM
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At 3/17/2011 11:39:46 AM, innomen wrote:

my mom's 76 years old. You got some odd fantasies there.

She approached me, and what was I to say? How could I turn down both her and your sister at the same time?
kfc
Koopin
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3/17/2011 11:43:30 AM
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At 3/17/2011 11:39:46 AM, innomen wrote:

my mom's 76 years old. You got some odd fantasies there.

Besides, it's better 76 than 9. I know how you Catholics are.
kfc
askbob
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3/17/2011 11:44:38 AM
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rogue is a greasy haired, aids infested, satanist.
Me -Phil left the site in my charge. I have a recorded phone conversation to prove it.
kohai -If you're the owner, then do something useful like ip block him and get us away from juggle and on a dofferent host!
Me -haha you apparently don't know my history
Kohai - Maybe not, but that doesn't matter! You shoukd still listen to your community and quit being a tyrrant!
Me - i was being completely sarcastic
Kohai - then u misrepresented yourself by impersonating the owner—a violation of the tos