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CosmicAlfonzo
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3/27/2011 12:12:23 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
*throws you a chaser cracker*
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3/27/2011 1:06:33 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/27/2011 1:04:35 AM, FREEDO wrote:
I'm calling animal control.

*Hello. Animal Control.*

*Yes, we have two highly intoxicated animals; a parrot and a badger.*
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3/27/2011 6:51:02 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
if i made one of these everytime i was on here drunk... i'm nearly drunk now lol. i've a trip up the country to make.. by bus.. car broke down :( but i've to change in a few towns and there's a few waits on the way.. said i'd make a session of it.. and i'm finally gonna finish brave new world :) though i probably wont remember it so i'll have to finish it again.
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3/27/2011 6:54:21 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
i read in the newspaper there the last day (while drunk in the pub) that moderate drinking has actually been suggested by recent scientific whatever to be good for like brain stuff.. thinking and that sorta thing. there were't any sources though.. or maybe i just missed them with the pair of tits staring at me from another part of the page.
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3/27/2011 6:55:56 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/27/2011 6:54:21 AM, badger wrote:
i read in the newspaper there the last day (while drunk in the pub) that moderate drinking has actually been suggested by recent scientific whatever to be good for like brain stuff.. thinking and that sorta thing. there were't any sources though.. or maybe i just missed them with the pair of tits staring at me from another part of the page.

well i was only after a few pints at that stage.
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3/27/2011 7:04:35 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
and i must say there was also another lovely pair of tits and a lovely arse staring at me from inside the bar.. i might finish my session there tonight :)
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3/27/2011 7:38:19 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/27/2011 6:54:21 AM, badger wrote:
i read in the newspaper there the last day (while drunk in the pub) that moderate drinking has actually been suggested by recent scientific whatever to be good for like brain stuff.. thinking and that sorta thing. there were't any sources though.. or maybe i just missed them with the pair of tits staring at me from another part of the page.

Yes, moderate drinking has it's benefits. Moderate is defined as 14 beers a week or 7 glasses of wine a week. Moderate drinking is said to reduce the risk of heart disease.
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3/27/2011 8:00:37 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/27/2011 7:38:19 AM, GeoLaureate8 wrote:
At 3/27/2011 6:54:21 AM, badger wrote:
i read in the newspaper there the last day (while drunk in the pub) that moderate drinking has actually been suggested by recent scientific whatever to be good for like brain stuff.. thinking and that sorta thing. there were't any sources though.. or maybe i just missed them with the pair of tits staring at me from another part of the page.

Yes, moderate drinking has it's benefits. Moderate is defined as 14 beers a week or 7 glasses of wine a week. Moderate drinking is said to reduce the risk of heart disease.

yeah but this is brain funtion benefits.. who'd have thought? i'm nearly half way to moderate today and it's 2 o clock lol
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badger
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3/27/2011 8:04:23 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
that article also debunked a load of common things you'd hear too... or at least claimed that they have been anyway.. like it said that coffee doesn't sober you up.. only makes you a hyperactive drunk.. which is worse.. if you ever need to consider it.. can't remember the other ones really lol.. they might come back to me when i'm more sober.
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badger
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3/27/2011 8:10:18 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
it went on about one where people supposedly thought taking a panadol beforehand supposedly eased the hang over.. it reckons it not true anyway..

i've never even heard of such a thing.

there were these drinks before thought that claimed to do the same thing.. i remember trying one of them before but not the name of it.. i'd surely have remembered it if it worked right? lol.. i'd say i'm in for a bad monday morning anyway.
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lewis20
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3/27/2011 12:11:37 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/27/2011 7:38:19 AM, GeoLaureate8 wrote:
At 3/27/2011 6:54:21 AM, badger wrote:
i read in the newspaper there the last day (while drunk in the pub) that moderate drinking has actually been suggested by recent scientific whatever to be good for like brain stuff.. thinking and that sorta thing. there were't any sources though.. or maybe i just missed them with the pair of tits staring at me from another part of the page.

Yes, moderate drinking has it's benefits. Moderate is defined as 14 beers a week or 7 glasses of wine a week. Moderate drinking is said to reduce the risk of heart disease.

So 14 beers on a Friday night? sweeet
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3/28/2011 12:38:12 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/27/2011 1:06:33 AM, FREEDO wrote:
At 3/27/2011 1:04:35 AM, FREEDO wrote:
I'm calling animal control.

*Hello. Animal Control.*

*Yes, we have two highly intoxicated animals; a parrot and a badger.*

Animal Control responds

*hmmm... I usually prefer blonde jokes, but go ahead with it.*
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3/28/2011 12:43:26 PM
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At 3/27/2011 6:54:21 AM, badger wrote:
i read in the newspaper there the last day (while drunk in the pub) that moderate drinking has actually been suggested by recent scientific whatever to be good for like brain stuff.. thinking and that sorta thing.

Self-refuting statement.
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3/28/2011 4:38:34 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/28/2011 12:43:26 PM, Chrysippus wrote:
At 3/27/2011 6:54:21 AM, badger wrote:
i read in the newspaper there the last day (while drunk in the pub) that moderate drinking has actually been suggested by recent scientific whatever to be good for like brain stuff.. thinking and that sorta thing.

Self-refuting statement.

in fairness to the drink i most definitely don't take it in moderation :P
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3/31/2011 1:32:02 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
I'm due for one of these threads on Friday Friday Friday (lol sorry)

Which liquor should I drink? Which liquor should I drink?

Fun fun fun fun.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD REBECCA BLACK!
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4/1/2011 11:38:41 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/31/2011 1:32:02 AM, Johnicle wrote:
I'm due for one of these threads on Friday Friday Friday (lol sorry)

Which liquor should I drink? Which liquor should I drink?

Fun fun fun fun.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD REBECCA BLACK!

Mission = success :D
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4/3/2011 1:03:32 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
I put my hand in a tank with piranhas, they did not bite me
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4/3/2011 1:42:33 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 4/3/2011 1:31:37 AM, Greyparrot wrote:
At 4/3/2011 1:03:32 AM, lewis20 wrote:
I put my hand in a tank with piranhas, they did not bite me

Starve them for 2 days.

Baby steps
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Greyparrot
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4/3/2011 1:46:11 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 4/3/2011 1:42:33 AM, lewis20 wrote:
At 4/3/2011 1:31:37 AM, Greyparrot wrote:
At 4/3/2011 1:03:32 AM, lewis20 wrote:
I put my hand in a tank with piranhas, they did not bite me

Starve them for 2 days.

Baby steps

Shut up OreEle.