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david567
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6/20/2011 3:30:26 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
I don't know what to do, I need help. There's a boy in my school who's a rich brat, he thinks He's hard. I recently had an argument with him, so I ignored him and he told our head that I was being rude and spreading rumours about me that I'm deep and everything. He is such a D*ckhead that he used this app on blackberry which *munches* (like take a photo of it) he showed all my friends I showed them what he wrote and they don't believe me. Its getting to a stage that I feel like leaving the school but I cant as it is the closest and its a 20minute walk.

Need some advice asap : (
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6/20/2011 4:07:35 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Heres what you do.

Open the hood of his car and look for his brake line.

Cut that

Next thing you know that punk is driving down the highway going 80 mph without a care in the world then

BAM!!
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6/20/2011 4:18:31 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Receive the gift of slack.
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6/20/2011 5:47:30 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Tell him to listen to David Bowie's "Dance magic Dance." That song has saved me from committing so many murders!
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6/20/2011 5:52:03 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Organize a large body of students to crowd around him as he exits one of his classes. Have them all bow down and worship him. following him to his next class.
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6/20/2011 6:07:20 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/20/2011 3:30:26 PM, david567 wrote:
I don't know what to do, I need help. There's a boy in my school who's a rich brat, he thinks He's hard. I recently had an argument with him, so I ignored him and he told our head that I was being rude and spreading rumours about me that I'm deep and everything. He is such a D*ckhead that he used this app on blackberry which *munches* (like take a photo of it) he showed all my friends I showed them what he wrote and they don't believe me. Its getting to a stage that I feel like leaving the school but I cant as it is the closest and its a 20minute walk.

Need some advice asap:

Crush his skull and then bury his corpse on the 50-yard line.

I'm expecting $50 in my PayPal account for that good advice. You have until close of business tomorrow to pay up. Don't be late or 2 bodies will be buried on the 50... Well, 3, if you include Jimmy Hoffa.

Either that or get in contact with school administrators. Which ever works best for you.
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6/20/2011 10:36:07 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/20/2011 10:34:54 PM, tkubok wrote:
Kill his parents, take their heads off, and slip it next to him when hes asleep. Modern twist on a classic.

No. Cook them into chili and then feed them to him at a cook-off.
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6/20/2011 10:38:13 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/20/2011 3:44:16 PM, OMGJustinBieber wrote:
Plant coke in his locker.

This so needs to be a coca-cola commercial.

There is a bully, and you hear the kids saying how they are gonna plant coke in his locker. So the whole time you think something bad's gonna happen. But When he opens the locker, he sees coca-cola and becomes nice.

1 million dollar idea.
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6/20/2011 10:38:50 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/20/2011 10:38:13 PM, Koopin wrote:
At 6/20/2011 3:44:16 PM, OMGJustinBieber wrote:
Plant coke in his locker.

This so needs to be a coca-cola commercial.

There is a bully, and you hear the kids saying how they are gonna plant coke in his locker. So the whole time you think something bad's gonna happen. But When he opens the locker, he sees coca-cola and becomes nice.

1 million dollar idea.

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6/20/2011 10:39:10 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/20/2011 6:07:20 PM, PARADIGM_L0ST wrote:
At 6/20/2011 3:30:26 PM, david567 wrote:
I don't know what to do, I need help. There's a boy in my school who's a rich brat, he thinks He's hard. I recently had an argument with him, so I ignored him and he told our head that I was being rude and spreading rumours about me that I'm deep and everything. He is such a D*ckhead that he used this app on blackberry which *munches* (like take a photo of it) he showed all my friends I showed them what he wrote and they don't believe me. Its getting to a stage that I feel like leaving the school but I cant as it is the closest and its a 20minute walk.

Need some advice asap:

Crush his skull and then bury his corpse on the 50-yard line.

I'm expecting $50 in my PayPal account for that good advice. You have until close of business tomorrow to pay up. Don't be late or 2 bodies will be buried on the 50... Well, 3, if you include Jimmy Hoffa.

Either that or get in contact with school administrators. Which ever works best for you.

I'd suggest the latter.
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6/20/2011 10:40:46 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/20/2011 10:38:13 PM, Koopin wrote:
At 6/20/2011 3:44:16 PM, OMGJustinBieber wrote:
Plant coke in his locker.

This so needs to be a coca-cola commercial.

There is a bully, and you hear the kids saying how they are gonna plant coke in his locker. So the whole time you think something bad's gonna happen. But When he opens the locker, he sees coca-cola and becomes nice.

1 million dollar idea.

That's actually a really good idea.
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6/20/2011 10:42:31 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/20/2011 10:40:46 PM, Cody_Franklin wrote:
At 6/20/2011 10:38:13 PM, Koopin wrote:
At 6/20/2011 3:44:16 PM, OMGJustinBieber wrote:
Plant coke in his locker.

This so needs to be a coca-cola commercial.

There is a bully, and you hear the kids saying how they are gonna plant coke in his locker. So the whole time you think something bad's gonna happen. But When he opens the locker, he sees coca-cola and becomes nice.

1 million dollar idea.

That's actually a really good idea.

emailing coke without ever mentioning your name now
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6/20/2011 10:44:01 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/20/2011 3:44:16 PM, OMGJustinBieber wrote:
Plant coke in his locker.

At 6/20/2011 3:57:07 PM, Cody_Franklin wrote:
Get some friends together to beat the sh*t out of him, and accept whatever punishment you get--it'll be worth it.

At 6/20/2011 4:07:35 PM, quarterexchange wrote:
Heres what you do.

Open the hood of his car and look for his brake line.

Cut that

Next thing you know that punk is driving down the highway going 80 mph without a care in the world then

BAM!!

At 6/20/2011 4:18:42 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
Do you know how to make a car bomb? If not just PM me.

At 6/20/2011 6:07:20 PM, PARADIGM_L0ST wrote:
Crush his skull and then bury his corpse on the 50-yard line.

At 6/20/2011 10:34:54 PM, tkubok wrote:
Kill his parents, take their heads off, and slip it next to him when hes asleep. Modern twist on a classic.

At 6/20/2011 10:36:07 PM, Brainmaster wrote:
No. Cook them into chili and then feed them to him at a cook-off.

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6/20/2011 10:44:56 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/20/2011 10:44:01 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 6/20/2011 3:44:16 PM, OMGJustinBieber wrote:
Plant coke in his locker.

At 6/20/2011 3:57:07 PM, Cody_Franklin wrote:
Get some friends together to beat the sh*t out of him, and accept whatever punishment you get--it'll be worth it.


At 6/20/2011 4:07:35 PM, quarterexchange wrote:
Heres what you do.

Open the hood of his car and look for his brake line.

Cut that

Next thing you know that punk is driving down the highway going 80 mph without a care in the world then

BAM!!


At 6/20/2011 4:18:42 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
Do you know how to make a car bomb? If not just PM me.

At 6/20/2011 6:07:20 PM, PARADIGM_L0ST wrote:
Crush his skull and then bury his corpse on the 50-yard line.

At 6/20/2011 10:34:54 PM, tkubok wrote:
Kill his parents, take their heads off, and slip it next to him when hes asleep. Modern twist on a classic.

At 6/20/2011 10:36:07 PM, Brainmaster wrote:
No. Cook them into chili and then feed them to him at a cook-off.

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6/20/2011 11:14:43 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/20/2011 10:51:28 PM, Brainmaster wrote:
Turns out Cartman had actually killed his parents

Just his dad.
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6/20/2011 11:15:47 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/20/2011 11:14:43 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 6/20/2011 10:51:28 PM, Brainmaster wrote:
Turns out Cartman had actually killed his parents

Just his dad.

Making assumptions are we? You don't know Cartman.
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brian_eggleston
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6/22/2011 8:49:02 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
There was this rich kid at my school who was only there because his wealthy father made a sizeable donation to the school when his son failed the entrance exam. I thought that was wrong because he thus deprived a more deserving pupil who didn't have a rich mummy and daddy the opportunity to study at that school and I considered it my moral duty to make his life at school a misery - I employed many different methods, physical and otherwise (don't worry, he was bigger than me so it wasn't bullying) - but the most successful was to produce an unofficial school magazine with my friends and my contribution was a strip cartoon with a caricature of him leading a life of privilege and excess with a liberal scattering of jokes at his expense.

You could do that – it would make that ‘rich brat' you are having trouble with the laughing stock of the whole school.
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6/22/2011 8:57:31 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/22/2011 8:49:02 AM, brian_eggleston wrote:
There was this rich kid at my school who was only there because his wealthy father made a sizeable donation to the school when his son failed the entrance exam. I thought that was wrong because he thus deprived a more deserving pupil who didn't have a rich mummy and daddy the opportunity to study at that school and I considered it my moral duty to make his life at school a misery - I employed many different methods, physical and otherwise (don't worry, he was bigger than me so it wasn't bullying) - but the most successful was to produce an unofficial school magazine with my friends and my contribution was a strip cartoon with a caricature of him leading a life of privilege and excess with a liberal scattering of jokes at his expense.

You could do that – it would make that ‘rich brat' you are having trouble with the laughing stock of the whole school.

Or he could use a car bomb.