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Rockylightning
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6/30/2011 11:37:38 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Now I've been thinking...when life gives you lemons...don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get Mad! I don't want your dam lemons what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons! Do you know WHO I AM? I'm the man who's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, WITH THE LEMONS.
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6/30/2011 11:41:30 PM
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When life gives me lemons I make chicken picatta with a side of garlic mashed potatoes using a slice of the lemon to garnish the dish.
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6/30/2011 11:44:53 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Here's the recipe if anyone wants to skip going to jail for arson

Ingredients

* 1 skinless chicken breasts
* 1/2 teaspoon salt
* 1/2 teaspoon pepper
* 1/4 cup all-purpose flour
* 1 egg
* 1/2 tablespoon water
* 1/4 cup seasoned dry bread crumbs
* 1 Tablespoon olive oil
* 1 1/2 tablespoons butter
* 1/6 cup lemon juice (1 lemons)
* 1/4 cup of white wine (prefer Cavit-Brand Riesling)
* lemon slices
* fresh sprig of parsley (optional garnishment)

Directions

PREHEAT THE OVEN TO 400 degrees

Wrap each chicken breast in plastic wrap and pound out to 1/4-inch thick with a rolling pin.

Mix the flour, 1/4 teaspoon salt, and 1/8 teaspoon of pepper in a shallow plate and coat the chicken breast.

Wash out same plate, then beat the egg and 1/2 tablespoon of water together and coat the flour coated breast in the egg mixture

Wash out same plate and dry it, then place the bread crumbs on the plate and coat the egg and flour coated chicken with the breadcrumbs

Heat 1 tablespoon of olive oil in a large skillet over medium heat. Add the chicken breasts and cook for 2 minutes on each side, until browned. Do not overcook them just brown them.

Place the chicken breast on a baking sheet and allow it to bake for 5 to 10 minutes while you make the sauce.

For the sauce, drain and wipe out the skillet with a dry paper towel. Over medium heat, melt 1/2 tablespoon of the butter and then add the lemon juice, wine, 1/4 teaspoon salt, and 1/8 teaspoon pepper. Boil over high heat until reduced in half, about 2 minutes. Off the heat, add the remaining 1 tablespoons of butter and swirl to combine.

Plate the chicken and spoon on the sauce

Garnish with a slice of lemon and a sprig of fresh parsley.
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Ragnar_Rahl
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6/30/2011 11:48:56 PM
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When life gives you lemons trade the lemonade. comparative advantage pplz.
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Rockylightning
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6/30/2011 11:51:28 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/30/2011 11:44:53 PM, askbob wrote:
Here's the recipe if anyone wants to skip going to jail for arson

That's making lemonade.
Rockylightning
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6/30/2011 11:53:36 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/30/2011 11:48:56 PM, Ragnar_Rahl wrote:
When life gives you lemons trade the lemonade. comparative advantage pplz.

Or burn life's house down and take all the lemonade you wish.

pplz
tvellalott
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6/30/2011 11:54:38 PM
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When life gives you lemons, pelt them at someone you don't like's head.
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6/30/2011 11:57:38 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/30/2011 11:51:28 PM, Rockylightning wrote:
At 6/30/2011 11:44:53 PM, askbob wrote:
Here's the recipe if anyone wants to skip going to jail for arson


That's making lemonade.

no it's chicken picatta
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Me - i was being completely sarcastic
Kohai - then u misrepresented yourself by impersonating the owner—a violation of the tos
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7/1/2011 12:01:06 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/30/2011 11:57:54 PM, Mirza wrote:
Add some sugar, eat them, digest the good parts, and excrete the rest.

What do they need sugar for?
Rockylightning
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7/1/2011 12:01:34 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/30/2011 11:57:54 PM, Mirza wrote:
Add some sugar, eat them, digest the good parts, and excrete the rest.

yeah. See guys Mirza's got it. Eat the lemons, digest the nutrients, then take a sh1t on life's doorstep.
Ragnar_Rahl
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7/1/2011 12:01:56 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/30/2011 11:53:36 PM, Rockylightning wrote:
At 6/30/2011 11:48:56 PM, Ragnar_Rahl wrote:
When life gives you lemons trade the lemonade. comparative advantage pplz.

Or burn life's house down and take all the lemonade you wish.


pplz

One of these doesn't get your house burned down in return. Which is it?
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7/1/2011 12:03:14 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 7/1/2011 12:01:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
At 6/30/2011 11:57:54 PM, Mirza wrote:
Add some sugar, eat them, digest the good parts, and excrete the rest.

yeah. See guys Mirza's got it. Eat the lemons, digest the nutrients, then take a sh1t on life's doorstep.

Dang rocky. What's up bro? Life got ya down tonight?
In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen
askbob
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7/1/2011 12:04:04 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 7/1/2011 12:01:06 AM, Andromeda_Z wrote:
At 6/30/2011 11:57:54 PM, Mirza wrote:
Add some sugar, eat them, digest the good parts, and excrete the rest.

What do they need sugar for?

he's not manly enough to eat it plain
Me -Phil left the site in my charge. I have a recorded phone conversation to prove it.
kohai -If you're the owner, then do something useful like ip block him and get us away from juggle and on a dofferent host!
Me -haha you apparently don't know my history
Kohai - Maybe not, but that doesn't matter! You shoukd still listen to your community and quit being a tyrrant!
Me - i was being completely sarcastic
Kohai - then u misrepresented yourself by impersonating the owner—a violation of the tos
Mirza
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7/1/2011 12:04:46 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 7/1/2011 12:01:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
At 6/30/2011 11:57:54 PM, Mirza wrote:
Add some sugar, eat them, digest the good parts, and excrete the rest.

yeah. See guys Mirza's got it. Eat the lemons, digest the nutrients, then take a sh1t on life's doorstep.
Well I didn't mean it quite like that!

I mean, if you get hold of something bad, turn it into something good.
Mirza
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7/1/2011 12:06:10 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 7/1/2011 12:04:04 AM, askbob wrote:
At 7/1/2011 12:01:06 AM, Andromeda_Z wrote:
At 6/30/2011 11:57:54 PM, Mirza wrote:
Add some sugar, eat them, digest the good parts, and excrete the rest.

What do they need sugar for?

he's not manly enough to eat it plain
I'd totally disagree with that if I couldn't count my bones. Nonetheless, lemon is tasty with sugar. Without, sometimes. If you eat it with fish and salad, then it is good too.
J.Kenyon
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7/1/2011 12:12:52 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/30/2011 11:41:30 PM, askbob wrote:
When life gives me lemons I make chicken picatta with a side of garlic mashed potatoes using a slice of the lemon to garnish the dish.

Sigged. CiRrK can breathe a sigh of relief.
tvellalott
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7/1/2011 12:25:39 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
I remember once having spent my last bit of money on pot, being off my face and stealing lemons off a neighbours tree for munchies. I must have eaten like 5 of the bastards.

Good times.
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7/1/2011 1:00:58 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/30/2011 11:37:38 PM, Rockylightning wrote:
Now I've been thinking...when life gives you lemons...don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get Mad! I don't want your dam lemons what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons! Do you know WHO I AM? I'm the man who's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, WITH THE LEMONS.

Sue life!!
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Rockylightning
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7/1/2011 1:05:54 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 7/1/2011 12:03:14 AM, jharry wrote:
At 7/1/2011 12:01:34 AM, Rockylightning wrote:
At 6/30/2011 11:57:54 PM, Mirza wrote:
Add some sugar, eat them, digest the good parts, and excrete the rest.

yeah. See guys Mirza's got it. Eat the lemons, digest the nutrients, then take a sh1t on life's doorstep.

Dang rocky. What's up bro? Life got ya down tonight?

Let's just say I'm not ready to sheath my daggers.
Rockylightning
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7/1/2011 1:08:07 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 7/1/2011 12:25:39 AM, tvellalott wrote:
I remember once having spent my last bit of money on pot, being off my face and stealing lemons off a neighbours tree for munchies. I must have eaten like 5 of the bastards.

Good times.

When life gives you lemons, sell em to buy more weed.
Rockylightning
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7/1/2011 1:09:11 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 7/1/2011 12:01:56 AM, Ragnar_Rahl wrote:
At 6/30/2011 11:53:36 PM, Rockylightning wrote:
At 6/30/2011 11:48:56 PM, Ragnar_Rahl wrote:
When life gives you lemons trade the lemonade. comparative advantage pplz.

Or burn life's house down and take all the lemonade you wish.


pplz

One of these doesn't get your house burned down in return. Which is it?

I'll use lemonade to extinguish the fire.
Man-is-good
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7/1/2011 9:51:07 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/30/2011 11:54:38 PM, tvellalott wrote:
When life gives you lemons, pelt them at someone you don't like's head.

I guess I can use that on a few members...But what happens, if they pelt you back?
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7/1/2011 9:58:44 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 7/1/2011 9:51:07 AM, Man-is-good wrote:
At 6/30/2011 11:54:38 PM, tvellalott wrote:
When life gives you lemons, pelt them at someone you don't like's head.

I guess I can use that on a few members...But what happens, if they pelt you back?

Evaluate the situation. If there is a clear and obvious advantage to yourself to retalliating, do so. However, if all it would do is propogate pointless hostilities, don't. Ya get my drift?
Rockylightning
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7/1/2011 9:21:08 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 7/1/2011 9:58:44 AM, Thaddeus wrote:
At 7/1/2011 9:51:07 AM, Man-is-good wrote:
At 6/30/2011 11:54:38 PM, tvellalott wrote:
When life gives you lemons, pelt them at someone you don't like's head.

I guess I can use that on a few members...But what happens, if they pelt you back?

Evaluate the situation. If there is a clear and obvious advantage to yourself to retalliating, do so. However, if all it would do is propogate pointless hostilities, don't. Ya get my drift?

Sure mr cold war.
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7/1/2011 9:24:10 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 7/1/2011 9:51:07 AM, Man-is-good wrote:
At 6/30/2011 11:54:38 PM, tvellalott wrote:
When life gives you lemons, pelt them at someone you don't like's head.

I guess I can use that on a few members...But what happens, if they pelt you back?

Use those shields the police have when they're trying to stop a riot.
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7/1/2011 9:25:46 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 7/1/2011 12:12:52 AM, J.Kenyon wrote:
At 6/30/2011 11:41:30 PM, askbob wrote:
When life gives me lemons I make chicken picatta with a side of garlic mashed potatoes using a slice of the lemon to garnish the dish.

Sigged. CiRrK can breathe a sigh of relief.

why should he?
Me -Phil left the site in my charge. I have a recorded phone conversation to prove it.
kohai -If you're the owner, then do something useful like ip block him and get us away from juggle and on a dofferent host!
Me -haha you apparently don't know my history
Kohai - Maybe not, but that doesn't matter! You shoukd still listen to your community and quit being a tyrrant!
Me - i was being completely sarcastic
Kohai - then u misrepresented yourself by impersonating the owner—a violation of the tos