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CosmicAlfonzo
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8/24/2011 1:34:00 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
..When they tell me that I have a serious alcohol problem, and I tell them that I have a much more serious and deadly addiction.

Burritos.

Seriously, the amount I spend on burritos is frightening when compared to the amount I spent on blues juice.
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CosmicAlfonzo
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8/27/2011 3:59:26 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
I must confess, I just got back from eating a burrito.

Steak Burrito with added rice...

*drools*

Whenever I can't control my urges and eat a burrito, I will post it in this topic.

If I keep this up the way I have been, I'm going to be a very fat man by winter. Also, while normally I've been pretty regular, the insane amount of steak I've been consuming will most likely slow my bodies natural extraction of colon loaf to maybe one stool a week. I fear that from now on, when I go to bring the Browns to the Superbowl, the structural integrity of the septic tank itself will be at serious risk.

This is a dark era indeed. The Age of the Burrito.
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8/27/2011 4:04:06 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 8/24/2011 1:34:00 AM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
..When they tell me that I have a serious alcohol problem, and I tell them that I have a much more serious and deadly addiction.

Burritos.

Seriously, the amount I spend on burritos is frightening when compared to the amount I spent on blues juice.

I suggest switching to either pot or tacos.
CosmicAlfonzo
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8/29/2011 10:34:26 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
I relapsed. I got a steak burrito with rice and peppers.

It was so fuggin good.
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CosmicAlfonzo
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8/29/2011 11:18:14 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Oh the cheese, chihuahua style, melted over the steak.

Gyaaaah, so good.
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CosmicAlfonzo
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8/30/2011 4:30:15 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
I ate another one. Steak again, with added rice and avocado.

I am powerless.
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Man-is-good
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8/30/2011 4:31:24 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
One can never resist the power of burritos.
"Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto." --Terence

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DetectableNinja
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8/30/2011 4:41:09 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
I think it's time to start Burritos Anonymous. I too have fallen to the burrito...
Think'st thou heaven is such a glorious thing?
I tell thee, 'tis not half so fair as thou
Or any man that breathes on earth.

- Christopher Marlowe, Doctor Faustus
CosmicAlfonzo
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8/30/2011 10:33:13 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
I ate another steak burrito.

Jus' sayin' for the record.

I'm so ashamed, but I can't help myself. They are so fuggin good.
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CosmicAlfonzo
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8/31/2011 4:53:27 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 8/31/2011 1:53:28 AM, InsertNameHere wrote:
I have a water addiction. :P

I know how that is. I feel for ya, sis.

...

On that note, I ate another burrito.. This time, an XXL Grilled Stuffed Burrito from Taco Bell.

It was still pretty tasty.
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CosmicAlfonzo
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8/31/2011 5:01:21 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 8/31/2011 5:00:14 PM, Greyparrot wrote:
I got a burrito syringe to inject it intravenously.

Quick burrito fix, but it aint cheap I'll tell you that!

The mouth sex is half the fun though.
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CosmicAlfonzo
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9/2/2011 1:20:13 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
Ate a chicken burrito. It was very sex.
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