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sadolite
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11/23/2011 5:30:04 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Joy to all and thanks for the intellectual thoughts and arguments. Now go eat turkey!!

And "have a day" to those who are offended by Thanks Giving.

Thanks Giving disclaimer for those who are offended by Thanks Giving

This product is meant for educational purposes only.
Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.
Sell before date stamped on carton.
Do not purchase if seal has been tampered with.
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Void where prohibited or taxed.
Some assembly required.
List each check separately by bank number.
Batteries not included.
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No other warranty expressed or implied.
Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
Postage will be paid by addressee.
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This is not an offer to sell securities.
Apply only to affected area.
May be too intense for some viewers.
Do not stamp.
Use other side for additional listings.
For recreational use only.
Do not disturb.
All models over 18 years of age.
If condition persists, consult your physician.
No user-serviceable parts inside.
Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
Times approximate.
Simulated picture.
No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.
Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
For off-road use only.
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One size fits all.
Many suitcases look alike.
Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
Colors may, in time, fade.
We have sent the forms which seem to be right for you.
Slippery when wet.
Parental guidance suggested.
Do not bend, fold, spindle, or mutilate.
We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone.
Use unleaded fuel only.
For office use only.
Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.
Drop in any mailbox.
Edited for television.
Keep cool; process promptly.
For sale by prescription only.
Post office will not deliver without postage.
Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward.
Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
At participating locations only.
Not the Beatles, just an incredible simulation.
Penalty for private use.
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Your mileage may vary.
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Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
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Your cancelled check is your receipt.
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Avoid contact with skin.
Sanitized for your protection.
Be sure each item is properly endorsed.
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Items sold separately.
Slightly higher in California.
Employees and their families are not eligible.
Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
Limited time offer, call now to insure prompt delivery.
You must be present to win.
No passes accepted for this engagement.
No purchase necessary.
Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.
No riders.
Shading within a garment may occur.
Use only in well-ventilated area.
Keep away from fire or flame.
Replace with same type.
Approved for veterans.
Any rebroadcast, reproduction, or other use of the pictures and accounts of this game without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is prohibited.
Booths for two or more.
Check here if tax deductible.
Some equipment shown is optional.
Don't try this at home.
Dispose of properly.
No Canadian coins.
Not recommended for children.
Prerecorded for this time zone.
Reproduction strictly prohibited.
Do not immerse.
No solicitors.
No alcohol, dogs, or horses.
Restaurant package, not for resale.
List at least two alternate dates.
First pull up, then pull down.
Call toll free before digging.
Driver does not carry cash.
Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only.
Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
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Price does not include taxes, title, destination charges, or dealer prep.
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No wagering.
An equal opportunity employer.
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It's not your views that divide us, it's what you think my views should be that divides us.

If you think I will give up my rights and forsake social etiquette to make you "FEEL" better you are sadly mistaken

If liberal democrats would just stop shooting people gun violence would drop by 90%
PARADIGM_L0ST
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11/23/2011 5:37:28 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
So, I was going to take the wife and kids to a homeless shelter and offer our services, but all the shelters are too packed with volunteers. I imagine this is the case in most major cities. Anyone else not big on Thanksgiving who's planning on volunteering their time for the less fortunate?
"Have you ever considered suicide? If not, please do." -- Mouthwash (to Inferno)
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11/23/2011 7:15:44 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Did you just list every disclaimer out there? And happy thanksgiving to you too.
Because you said it was a waste, numb nuts. - Drafter

So fvck you. :) - TV

Use prima facie correctly or not at all. - Noumena
sadolite
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11/23/2011 8:08:03 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 11/23/2011 7:15:44 PM, blackhawk1331 wrote:
Did you just list every disclaimer out there? And happy thanksgiving to you too.

Ya, I stumbled across it.
It's not your views that divide us, it's what you think my views should be that divides us.

If you think I will give up my rights and forsake social etiquette to make you "FEEL" better you are sadly mistaken

If liberal democrats would just stop shooting people gun violence would drop by 90%
brian_eggleston
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11/24/2011 1:10:21 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 11/23/2011 5:30:04 PM, sadolite wrote:
Joy to all and thanks for the intellectual thoughts and arguments. Now go eat turkey!!

And "have a day" to those who are offended by Thanks Giving.

Thanks Giving disclaimer for those who are offended by Thanks Giving

This product is meant for educational purposes only.
Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.
Sell before date stamped on carton.
Do not purchase if seal has been tampered with.
Contents under pressure.
Void where prohibited or taxed.
Some assembly required.
List each check separately by bank number.
Batteries not included.
Some settling of contents may occur during shipping.
Use only as directed.
No other warranty expressed or implied.
Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
Postage will be paid by addressee.
Subject to CAB approval.
This is not an offer to sell securities.
Apply only to affected area.
May be too intense for some viewers.
Do not stamp.
Use other side for additional listings.
For recreational use only.
Do not disturb.
All models over 18 years of age.
If condition persists, consult your physician.
No user-serviceable parts inside.
Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
Times approximate.
Simulated picture.
No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.
Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
For off-road use only.
As seen on TV.
One size fits all.
Many suitcases look alike.
Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
Colors may, in time, fade.
We have sent the forms which seem to be right for you.
Slippery when wet.
Parental guidance suggested.
Do not bend, fold, spindle, or mutilate.
We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone.
Use unleaded fuel only.
For office use only.
Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.
Drop in any mailbox.
Edited for television.
Keep cool; process promptly.
For sale by prescription only.
Post office will not deliver without postage.
Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward.
Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
At participating locations only.
Not the Beatles, just an incredible simulation.
Penalty for private use.
See label for sequence.
Your mileage may vary.
No part of this publication may be reproduced in any form or by any means without the prior written permission of the publisher.
Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
Do not write below this line.
Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
Your cancelled check is your receipt.
Place stamp here.
Avoid contact with skin.
Sanitized for your protection.
Be sure each item is properly endorsed.
Sign here without admitting guilt.
Items sold separately.
Slightly higher in California.
Employees and their families are not eligible.
Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
Limited time offer, call now to insure prompt delivery.
You must be present to win.
No passes accepted for this engagement.
No purchase necessary.
Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.
No riders.
Shading within a garment may occur.
Use only in well-ventilated area.
Keep away from fire or flame.
Replace with same type.
Approved for veterans.
Any rebroadcast, reproduction, or other use of the pictures and accounts of this game without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is prohibited.
Booths for two or more.
Check here if tax deductible.
Some equipment shown is optional.
Don't try this at home.
Dispose of properly.
No Canadian coins.
Not recommended for children.
Prerecorded for this time zone.
Reproduction strictly prohibited.
Do not immerse.
No solicitors.
No alcohol, dogs, or horses.
Restaurant package, not for resale.
List at least two alternate dates.
First pull up, then pull down.
Call toll free before digging.
Driver does not carry cash.
Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only.
Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
No bills over $20 accepted.
Price does not include taxes, title, destination charges, or dealer prep.
No pepper games.
This is not a competition, it is only an exhibition.
No wagering.
An equal opportunity employer.
Published simultaneously in Canada.
List was current at time of printing.
This supersedes all previous notices.
This information is subject to change without notice.
All rights reserved.

Ha-ha! Can I use that list in a future debate? I'll cite you in the credits.
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Calvincambridge
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11/24/2011 2:22:47 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 11/23/2011 5:30:04 PM, sadolite wrote:
Joy to all and thanks for the intellectual thoughts and arguments. Now go eat turkey!!

And "have a day" to those who are offended by Thanks Giving.

Thanks Giving disclaimer for those who are offended by Thanks Giving

This product is meant for educational purposes only.
Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.
Sell before date stamped on carton.
Do not purchase if seal has been tampered with.
Contents under pressure.
Void where prohibited or taxed.
Some assembly required.
List each check separately by bank number.
Batteries not included.
Some settling of contents may occur during shipping.
Use only as directed.
No other warranty expressed or implied.
Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
Postage will be paid by addressee.
Subject to CAB approval.
This is not an offer to sell securities.
Apply only to affected area.
May be too intense for some viewers.
Do not stamp.
Use other side for additional listings.
For recreational use only.
Do not disturb.
All models over 18 years of age.
If condition persists, consult your physician.
No user-serviceable parts inside.
Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
Times approximate.
Simulated picture.
No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.
Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
For off-road use only.
As seen on TV.
One size fits all.
Many suitcases look alike.
Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
Colors may, in time, fade.
We have sent the forms which seem to be right for you.
Slippery when wet.
Parental guidance suggested.
Do not bend, fold, spindle, or mutilate.
We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone.
Use unleaded fuel only.
For office use only.
Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.
Drop in any mailbox.
Edited for television.
Keep cool; process promptly.
For sale by prescription only.
Post office will not deliver without postage.
Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward.
Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
At participating locations only.
Not the Beatles, just an incredible simulation.
Penalty for private use.
See label for sequence.
Your mileage may vary.
No part of this publication may be reproduced in any form or by any means without the prior written permission of the publisher.
Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
Do not write below this line.
Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
Your cancelled check is your receipt.
Place stamp here.
Avoid contact with skin.
Sanitized for your protection.
Be sure each item is properly endorsed.
Sign here without admitting guilt.
Items sold separately.
Slightly higher in California.
Employees and their families are not eligible.
Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
Limited time offer, call now to insure prompt delivery.
You must be present to win.
No passes accepted for this engagement.
No purchase necessary.
Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.
No riders.
Shading within a garment may occur.
Use only in well-ventilated area.
Keep away from fire or flame.
Replace with same type.
Approved for veterans.
Any rebroadcast, reproduction, or other use of the pictures and accounts of this game without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is prohibited.
Booths for two or more.
Check here if tax deductible.
Some equipment shown is optional.
Don't try this at home.
Dispose of properly.
No Canadian coins.
Not recommended for children.
Prerecorded for this time zone.
Reproduction strictly prohibited.
Do not immerse.
No solicitors.
No alcohol, dogs, or horses.
Restaurant package, not for resale.
List at least two alternate dates.
First pull up, then pull down.
Call toll free before digging.
Driver does not carry cash.
Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only.
Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
No bills over $20 accepted.
Price does not include taxes, title, destination charges, or dealer prep.
No pepper games.
This is not a competition, it is only an exhibition.
No wagering.
An equal opportunity employer.
Published simultaneously in Canada.
List was current at time of printing.
This supersedes all previous notices.
This information is subject to change without notice.
All rights reserved.

And to you too give thanks to God today
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