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I'm Going to Buy a Giant Bunny

GeoLaureate8
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3/12/2012 9:39:57 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Yes, giant bunnies exist and sometime this year I am going to buy a Flemish Giant: http://upload.wikimedia.org...

They can get up to 50 lbs and larger than a full sized dog as seen in the picture above and here: http://darwen.us...
http://creepyanimals.com...

I believe that bunnies are under-appreciated in a society dominated by cats and dogs. Bunnies are compassionate and humble beings that bring peace and happiness to human beings.

They are also intelligent as well as physically exceptional. They are able to see behind the back of their head while looking forward, run 35 mph, jump 36 inches into the air (a giant one can probably jump higher), they warn the warren of a potential threat with powerful thumps on the ground, they can jump in the air and do twists, they can purr, can deliver powerful kicks, and are clean pets.

"[A] rabbit's instinct is designed to prepare him for survival in an environment where he is the prey of countless highly aggressive meat eating predators. These instincts direct his intellectual powers so that they compliment each other. This means that a rabbit's intelligence is never wasted on studying his navel. Instead it will be geared to perceiving his environment in the most effective way possible, learning to understand and anticipate subtle changes, remembering the lay of the land in the environment where he lives, where to hide, where safety lies, and what to avoid. Every action your rabbit makes will be a product of the cooperative workings of both his powerful instinct and of his intelligence."
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3/12/2012 9:56:47 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/12/2012 9:45:25 PM, Greyparrot wrote:
Why not a dwarf bunnie? smaller poo pellets.

I've actually owned 3 small bunnies as a child that my parents rescued from a cat attack.

It's time for a big bunny. Plus they're less fragile and I have a little sister that is not gentle with my dog and may not be gentle enough for a dwarf bunny.
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3/12/2012 10:02:59 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Sweet. I never had a bunny at home, but a little over five years ago I was in a junior club where there was a stable. There were some animals, and I happened to really like two bunnies, a mother and daughter. I named the daughter "Bunny." It was really cute playing with them, and they learn tricks surprisingly fast!
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3/12/2012 10:21:09 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/12/2012 9:39:57 PM, GeoLaureate8 wrote:
Yes, giant bunnies exist and sometime this year I am going to buy a Flemish Giant: http://upload.wikimedia.org...

They can get up to 50 lbs and larger than a full sized dog as seen in the picture above and here: http://darwen.us...
http://creepyanimals.com...

I believe that bunnies are under-appreciated in a society dominated by cats and dogs. Bunnies are compassionate and humble beings that bring peace and happiness to human beings.

They are also intelligent as well as physically exceptional. They are able to see behind the back of their head while looking forward, run 35 mph, jump 36 inches into the air (a giant one can probably jump higher), they warn the warren of a potential threat with powerful thumps on the ground, they can jump in the air and do twists, they can purr, can deliver powerful kicks, and are clean pets.

"[A] rabbit's instinct is designed to prepare him for survival in an environment where he is the prey of countless highly aggressive meat eating predators. These instincts direct his intellectual powers so that they compliment each other. This means that a rabbit's intelligence is never wasted on studying his navel. Instead it will be geared to perceiving his environment in the most effective way possible, learning to understand and anticipate subtle changes, remembering the lay of the land in the environment where he lives, where to hide, where safety lies, and what to avoid. Every action your rabbit makes will be a product of the cooperative workings of both his powerful instinct and of his intelligence."
-- http://www.verlannahill.com...

Dude, save your breath. You don't have to sell us on bunnies. They're bunnies! Enjoy.
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3/13/2012 12:19:47 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Rabbits are easy, I have a large black rabbit named "Hersheys". She used to be active but now whenever I let her out she just enjoys laying down. Believe it or not but she loves watching tv and eats junk food so I really rubbed off on her.
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3/13/2012 1:36:17 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Rabbits seem to sh1t twice as much as they eat.
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3/13/2012 1:45:01 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Lol, that truly is awesome. I have two small bunnies that want to kill each other with a vengeance. Doesn't really work out.
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3/13/2012 1:46:49 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
I love bunnies. We had one that never stopped running circles around us and flipping pee at us. They have good aim.
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3/13/2012 12:23:12 PM
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BUNNY!!!!! I <3 BUNNIES!! Bunnys are awesome
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3/13/2012 5:41:35 PM
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I guess DDO can agree on one thing: Bunnies are the best!
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3/13/2012 7:02:38 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/13/2012 1:36:17 AM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
Rabbits seem to sh1t twice as much as they eat.

I explain. A rabbit can eat one gram of grass and sh*t two grams of sh*t. This is done by their unique apparatus which somehow opens a miniature worm hole. For each gram on their end of the worm hole, another gram of matter from another universe flows in. Our universe is expanding not because of that dark matter crap, but because of rabbits.
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1/15/2014 11:46:38 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/13/2012 5:41:35 PM, GeoLaureate8 wrote:
I guess DDO can agree on one thing: Bunnies are the best!

Dogs are the best, but giant bunnies are still good!
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1/16/2014 12:12:18 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
It's so interesting seeing older threads- that is, the ones populated by the "old", "extinct" members like Cosmic, Quarterexchange, and Greyparrot. RIP hombres.
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1/21/2014 11:44:27 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
How did it go?
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