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thett3
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4/4/2012 10:54:00 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
The Cat's Diary

Day 983 of My Captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...
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: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
Ore_Ele
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4/4/2012 11:08:24 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/4/2012 11:05:46 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
A writer, good looks, an all-around cool guy . . .

I love you <3

http://www.goodeatsfanpage.com...

Not exactly "writing" more of "C/Ping"
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thett3
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4/4/2012 11:08:27 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/4/2012 11:05:46 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
A writer, good looks, an all-around cool guy . . .

I love you <3

Well as much as I want to take credit I actually copy pasted this from somewhere else...probably shouldve clarified...
DDO Vice President

#StandwithBossy

#UnbanTheMadman

#BetOnThett

"Don't quote me, ever." -Max

"My name is max. I'm not a big fan of slacks"- Max rapping

"Walmart should have the opportunity to bribe a politician to it's agenda" -Max

"Thett, you're really good at convincing people you're a decent person"-tulle

"You fit the character of Regina George quite nicely"- Sam

: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
thett3
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4/4/2012 11:15:40 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Lol no no, I did fail this time :P. I wasnt trying to pass it off as if I wrote it though, I said "my diary" becuase my avvie is a cat...
DDO Vice President

#StandwithBossy

#UnbanTheMadman

#BetOnThett

"Don't quote me, ever." -Max

"My name is max. I'm not a big fan of slacks"- Max rapping

"Walmart should have the opportunity to bribe a politician to it's agenda" -Max

"Thett, you're really good at convincing people you're a decent person"-tulle

"You fit the character of Regina George quite nicely"- Sam

: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
Ren
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4/4/2012 11:16:04 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/4/2012 11:12:24 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
At 4/4/2012 11:10:10 PM, Ren wrote:
http://www.google.com...

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You guys don't have to be so harsh! I don't Google everything that people post on here!

Well, that was more a reaction to the thread than you...

LoL, like you who like, hun, have fun, who gives a shit what people have to say? ^_^
royalpaladin
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4/4/2012 11:17:47 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/4/2012 11:15:40 PM, thett3 wrote:
Lol no no, I did fail this time :P. I wasnt trying to pass it off as if I wrote it though, I said "my diary" becuase my avvie is a cat...

I know, and I completely fell for it :(

Now I feel stupid.
thett3
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4/4/2012 11:18:33 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/4/2012 11:17:47 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
At 4/4/2012 11:15:40 PM, thett3 wrote:
Lol no no, I did fail this time :P. I wasnt trying to pass it off as if I wrote it though, I said "my diary" becuase my avvie is a cat...

I know, and I completely fell for it :(

Now I feel stupid.

Well you're in an ivy league school so dont feel too stupid hahaha
DDO Vice President

#StandwithBossy

#UnbanTheMadman

#BetOnThett

"Don't quote me, ever." -Max

"My name is max. I'm not a big fan of slacks"- Max rapping

"Walmart should have the opportunity to bribe a politician to it's agenda" -Max

"Thett, you're really good at convincing people you're a decent person"-tulle

"You fit the character of Regina George quite nicely"- Sam

: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
royalpaladin
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4/4/2012 11:19:52 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/4/2012 11:18:33 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 4/4/2012 11:17:47 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
At 4/4/2012 11:15:40 PM, thett3 wrote:
Lol no no, I did fail this time :P. I wasnt trying to pass it off as if I wrote it though, I said "my diary" becuase my avvie is a cat...

I know, and I completely fell for it :(

Now I feel stupid.

Well you're in an ivy league school so dont feel too stupid hahaha

You would be surprised by some of the people here, LOL.