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4/13/2012 1:05:53 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Being horny when your girlfriend is bleeding sucks balls. I hear complaints about pain all night.

I give her medicine. I give her what she calls "cuddles and loves".

I even took her to her favorite restaraunt and pampered her all day.

I take care of her the best I can, yet somehow the constant pain complaints keep coming. What am I to do? Sit here and endure this?

Gosh I only imagine pregnancy is going to be 10 times worse. I am never having kids.

Her complaining is giving me a headache, and I am being yelled at even more for being on DDO.

But it is my escape! Help me!
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4/13/2012 1:10:01 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/13/2012 1:07:49 AM, FREEDO wrote:
Burn her vagina down.

with lemons... right?
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4/13/2012 1:10:07 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Maybe she'll stop complaining if you earn some damn red wings.
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4/13/2012 1:10:55 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/13/2012 1:10:07 AM, Ragnar_Rahl wrote:
Maybe she'll stop complaining if you earn some damn red wings.

Never. *pukes at the thought*
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4/13/2012 1:19:18 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
weird... I always used sex as a remedy for menstrual pains.....
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: : The Fool: It's my English writing. Either way It's okay have a larger vocabulary then you, and a better grasp of language, and you're a woman.
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4/13/2012 1:21:33 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/13/2012 1:10:55 AM, TUF wrote:
At 4/13/2012 1:10:07 AM, Ragnar_Rahl wrote:
Maybe she'll stop complaining if you earn some damn red wings.

Never. *pukes at the thought*

Huh, send her a little northwest then, she'll come back with fewer complaints.
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4/13/2012 1:22:10 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Alternatively, she has another entrance if you're gonna be that squeamish.
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4/13/2012 1:24:36 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/13/2012 1:22:10 AM, Ragnar_Rahl wrote:
Alternatively, she has another entrance if you're gonna be that squeamish.

Lol not all that sqeumish in that area as much as wanting the complaining to stop.
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4/13/2012 1:26:44 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
You're not making any sense.
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4/13/2012 1:28:02 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
ACTUAL CONVERSATION WE JUST HAD:

HER: mmmm.... Do you have a heatpad?

ME: No, sorry baby. I'll keep you warm.

HER: Why are you being mean?

ME: I am not!!! What did I say that was mean?!

HER: You said it in a mean way.

ME: Okay, baby, I am sorry that you took me for being rude. Kiss?

HER: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. I want a sincere apology.

ME: * Facepalm. *
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4/13/2012 1:33:50 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Get used to it.

See, here's the thing.

You have a learn her cycle and plan around it. Do you know how to cook? Girls like to eat "fat" on their period.

I mean, just think about it -- whatever you think you're enduring by having to listen to her bellyaching, just consider whatever she's feeling that's making her act that way.

Yes indeed -- it is tough to be a girl.

And, just look -- none of them here that posted on this thread were even sharp. Girls can be nice, ya know?

Anyway, that's how it is. Shit dies down as she gets older, but so does her sex drive. That's the way it is, it's part of being human. I think girls get another burst around their forties somewhere, though. We'll see. ^_^
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4/13/2012 1:35:19 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/13/2012 1:28:02 AM, TUF wrote:
ACTUAL CONVERSATION WE JUST HAD:

HER: mmmm.... Do you have a heatpad?

ME: No, sorry baby. I'll keep you warm.

HER: Why are you being mean?

ME: I am not!!! What did I say that was mean?!

HER: You said it in a mean way.

ME: Okay, baby, I am sorry that you took me for being rude. Kiss?

HER: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. I want a sincere apology.

ME: * Facepalm. *

okay. maybe not. girls can turn into nutjobs on their periods. just give her some space and hope she falls asleep, and look at some porn in the meantime. O.o
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4/13/2012 1:36:21 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/13/2012 1:32:46 AM, Lickdafoot wrote:
tell her that physical exertion will make her cramps go away.

that should fix both of your problems. ;)

that's what I'm sayin.
: : :Tulle: The fool, I purposely don't engage with you because you don't have proper command of the English language.
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: : The Fool: It's my English writing. Either way It's okay have a larger vocabulary then you, and a better grasp of language, and you're a woman.
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: I'm just going to leave this precious struggle nugget right here.
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4/13/2012 1:37:08 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/13/2012 1:35:19 AM, Lickdafoot wrote:
At 4/13/2012 1:28:02 AM, TUF wrote:
ACTUAL CONVERSATION WE JUST HAD:

HER: mmmm.... Do you have a heatpad?

ME: No, sorry baby. I'll keep you warm.

HER: Why are you being mean?

ME: I am not!!! What did I say that was mean?!

HER: You said it in a mean way.

ME: Okay, baby, I am sorry that you took me for being rude. Kiss?

HER: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. I want a sincere apology.

ME: * Facepalm. *

okay. maybe not. girls can turn into nutjobs on their periods. just give her some space and hope she falls asleep, and look at some porn in the meantime. O.o

Cause women, nevermind the fact she is menstrating, love catching their man watching porn. Am I right?
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey.
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4/13/2012 1:37:39 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/13/2012 1:33:50 AM, Ren wrote:
Get used to it.

See, here's the thing.

You have a learn her cycle and plan around it. Do you know how to cook? Girls like to eat "fat" on their period.

She likes ice cream. Cooking is not my forte. Er... Sloppy joes, or cup-a-noodles work?

I mean, just think about it -- whatever you think you're enduring by having to listen to her bellyaching, just consider whatever she's feeling that's making her act that way.

I have experienced extreme pain before. I think it is just common curtesy to be quiet about it though. I mean really is she accomplishing anything my being mean to me?! When I give her my full attention?

Yes indeed -- it is tough to be a girl.

And, just look -- none of them here that posted on this thread were even sharp. Girls can be nice, ya know?

Anyway, that's how it is. Shit dies down as she gets older, but so does her sex drive. That's the way it is, it's part of being human. I think girls get another burst around their forties somewhere, though. We'll see. ^_^

Oh well.
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4/13/2012 1:38:38 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/13/2012 1:33:50 AM, Ren wrote:
Get used to it.

See, here's the thing.

You have a learn her cycle and plan around it. Do you know how to cook? Girls like to eat "fat" on their period.

ewww no that's not right. Food is disgusting on the period. maybe a bit of chocolate. but if she's having cramps, the last thing she wants is some food.

I mean, just think about it -- whatever you think you're enduring by having to listen to her bellyaching, just consider whatever she's feeling that's making her act that way.

Yes indeed -- it is tough to be a girl.

And, just look -- none of them here that posted on this thread were even sharp. Girls can be nice, ya know?

Anyway, that's how it is. Shit dies down as she gets older, but so does her sex drive. That's the way it is, it's part of being human. I think girls get another burst around their forties somewhere, though. We'll see. ^_^
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4/13/2012 1:39:01 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/13/2012 1:37:08 AM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
At 4/13/2012 1:35:19 AM, Lickdafoot wrote:
At 4/13/2012 1:28:02 AM, TUF wrote:
ACTUAL CONVERSATION WE JUST HAD:

HER: mmmm.... Do you have a heatpad?

ME: No, sorry baby. I'll keep you warm.

HER: Why are you being mean?

ME: I am not!!! What did I say that was mean?!

HER: You said it in a mean way.

ME: Okay, baby, I am sorry that you took me for being rude. Kiss?

HER: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. I want a sincere apology.

ME: * Facepalm. *

okay. maybe not. girls can turn into nutjobs on their periods. just give her some space and hope she falls asleep, and look at some porn in the meantime. O.o

Cause women, nevermind the fact she is menstrating, love catching their man watching porn. Am I right?

Lol not in my situation. She watches it much more than I do.

My mind is a lot more creative than some fake video.

Maybe I should write a short sexual story. It WILL BE EPIC.
"I've got to go and grab a shirt" ~ Airmax1227
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4/13/2012 1:39:28 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/13/2012 1:36:21 AM, Oryus wrote:
At 4/13/2012 1:32:46 AM, Lickdafoot wrote:
tell her that physical exertion will make her cramps go away.

that should fix both of your problems. ;)

that's what I'm sayin.

lol. i <3 you.
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4/13/2012 1:40:50 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/13/2012 1:32:46 AM, Lickdafoot wrote:
tell her that physical exertion will make her cramps go away.

that should fix both of your problems. ;)

I don't want to be physically distorted at this moment in time. Bloody peenus's disturbes me. I have hygeine issues...
LOL.

Plus sex on the period will only cause her more pain, and me more suffering in the end.

The only good that comes from it is you don't have to waste a bottle of lube..
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4/13/2012 1:42:16 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/13/2012 1:39:01 AM, TUF wrote:
At 4/13/2012 1:37:08 AM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
At 4/13/2012 1:35:19 AM, Lickdafoot wrote:
At 4/13/2012 1:28:02 AM, TUF wrote:
ACTUAL CONVERSATION WE JUST HAD:

HER: mmmm.... Do you have a heatpad?

ME: No, sorry baby. I'll keep you warm.

HER: Why are you being mean?

ME: I am not!!! What did I say that was mean?!

HER: You said it in a mean way.

ME: Okay, baby, I am sorry that you took me for being rude. Kiss?

HER: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. I want a sincere apology.

ME: * Facepalm. *

okay. maybe not. girls can turn into nutjobs on their periods. just give her some space and hope she falls asleep, and look at some porn in the meantime. O.o

Cause women, nevermind the fact she is menstrating, love catching their man watching porn. Am I right?

Lol not in my situation. She watches it much more than I do.

My mind is a lot more creative than some fake video.

Maybe I should write a short sexual story. It WILL BE EPIC.

You should write sexy DDO fan fiction!
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey.
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4/13/2012 1:43:47 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/13/2012 1:39:01 AM, TUF wrote:
At 4/13/2012 1:37:08 AM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
At 4/13/2012 1:35:19 AM, Lickdafoot wrote:
At 4/13/2012 1:28:02 AM, TUF wrote:
ACTUAL CONVERSATION WE JUST HAD:

HER: mmmm.... Do you have a heatpad?

ME: No, sorry baby. I'll keep you warm.

HER: Why are you being mean?

ME: I am not!!! What did I say that was mean?!

HER: You said it in a mean way.

ME: Okay, baby, I am sorry that you took me for being rude. Kiss?

HER: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. I want a sincere apology.

ME: * Facepalm. *

okay. maybe not. girls can turn into nutjobs on their periods. just give her some space and hope she falls asleep, and look at some porn in the meantime. O.o

Cause women, nevermind the fact she is menstrating, love catching their man watching porn. Am I right?

Lol not in my situation. She watches it much more than I do.

My mind is a lot more creative than some fake video.

AHAHA this sounds like me and my bf. He told me the exact same thing.

Maybe I should write a short sexual story. It WILL BE EPIC.
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4/13/2012 1:44:33 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
I forgot to mention that I am having to endure her twilight marathon. I.. Can't.. take... one... more... Shiny... Vampire... Ima explode!
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4/13/2012 1:46:23 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/13/2012 1:43:47 AM, Lickdafoot wrote:
AHAHA this sounds like me and my bf. He told me the exact same thing.

This is why me and licky were meant to be together <3

She wouldn't be this mean to me on her period either!
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4/13/2012 1:46:34 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/13/2012 1:44:33 AM, TUF wrote:
I forgot to mention that I am having to endure her twilight marathon. I.. Can't.. take... one... more... Shiny... Vampire... Ima explode!

o.O

I do not envy you.....
: : :Tulle: The fool, I purposely don't engage with you because you don't have proper command of the English language.
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4/13/2012 1:47:59 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/13/2012 1:44:33 AM, TUF wrote:
I forgot to mention that I am having to endure her twilight marathon. I.. Can't.. take... one... more... Shiny... Vampire... Ima explode!

ewwww.. sorry bro, that sucks
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4/13/2012 1:52:46 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/13/2012 1:40:50 AM, TUF wrote:
At 4/13/2012 1:32:46 AM, Lickdafoot wrote:
tell her that physical exertion will make her cramps go away.

that should fix both of your problems. ;)

I don't want to be physically distorted at this moment in time. Bloody peenus's disturbes me. I have hygeine issues...
LOL.

Plus sex on the period will only cause her more pain, and me more suffering in the end.

The only good that comes from it is you don't have to waste a bottle of lube..

there is so much wrong with this post, i don't even...

1. you really need a bottle of lube for sex...? is this normal, am i the only one that finds this strange?

2. sex won't make her hurt more, it alleviates pain. you just gotta be gentle cause a girl is sensitive during that time. but if youre not into it then thats okay...
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4/13/2012 1:55:06 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/13/2012 1:52:46 AM, Lickdafoot wrote:
At 4/13/2012 1:40:50 AM, TUF wrote:
At 4/13/2012 1:32:46 AM, Lickdafoot wrote:
tell her that physical exertion will make her cramps go away.

that should fix both of your problems. ;)

I don't want to be physically distorted at this moment in time. Bloody peenus's disturbes me. I have hygeine issues...
LOL.

Plus sex on the period will only cause her more pain, and me more suffering in the end.

The only good that comes from it is you don't have to waste a bottle of lube..

there is so much wrong with this post, i don't even...

1. you really need a bottle of lube for sex...? is this normal, am i the only one that finds this strange?

2. sex won't make her hurt more, it alleviates pain. you just gotta be gentle cause a girl is sensitive during that time. but if youre not into it then thats okay...

I found that strange too, but didn't wana say anything about it... and really still don't
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4/13/2012 1:56:18 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/13/2012 1:52:46 AM, Lickdafoot wrote:
At 4/13/2012 1:40:50 AM, TUF wrote:
At 4/13/2012 1:32:46 AM, Lickdafoot wrote:
tell her that physical exertion will make her cramps go away.

that should fix both of your problems. ;)

I don't want to be physically distorted at this moment in time. Bloody peenus's disturbes me. I have hygeine issues...
LOL.

Plus sex on the period will only cause her more pain, and me more suffering in the end.

The only good that comes from it is you don't have to waste a bottle of lube..

there is so much wrong with this post, i don't even...

1. you really need a bottle of lube for sex...? is this normal, am i the only one that finds this strange?

No. In fact I rarely lose it. I was trying to make a joke, which apparently failed.

2. sex won't make her hurt more, it alleviates pain. you just gotta be gentle cause a girl is sensitive during that time. but if youre not into it then thats okay...

Really? Maybe it's different for some people. Idk, we've only done it on her period like once or twice. Both experiences were unpleasant for various reasons.

For me, just the thought of the blood disturbed the sh1t outta me. For her, the pain.
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