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HE IS DEAD! HE DIED! THANk YOU GOD!

Koopin
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4/16/2012 10:56:25 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
It is the one year anniversary since my mother's pet parakeet died! I AM SO GLAD IT IS DEAD! PRAISE BE TO MY HOLY FATHER IN HEAVEN! THE BIRD IS DEAD!

Type in I hate parakeets on google and look at the second post.

HE IS DEAD, DEAD, DEAD, DEAD, DEAD, DEAD, DEAD, DEAD, DEAD, DEAD, DEAD!!!!!!!
kfc
Microsuck
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4/16/2012 11:12:24 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
How can't you like Parakets? They are so cute.
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4/16/2012 11:13:07 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/16/2012 11:12:24 AM, Microsuck wrote:
How can't you like Parakets? They are so cute.

Lol, your profile pic....
kfc
Microsuck
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4/16/2012 11:13:25 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/16/2012 11:13:07 AM, Koopin wrote:
At 4/16/2012 11:12:24 AM, Microsuck wrote:
How can't you like Parakets? They are so cute.

Lol, your profile pic....

lol.
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Devil worship much? - SD
Newsflash: Atheists do not believe in the Devil! - Me
Newsflash: I doesnt matter if you think you do or not.....You do - SD

"you [imabench] are very naive and so i do not consider your opinions as having any merit. you must still be in highschool" - falconduler
Koopin
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4/16/2012 11:21:35 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/16/2012 11:17:52 AM, gerrandesquire wrote:
You should eat KFC to bestow peace upon his soul.

I hope there is a bird hell.
kfc
Koopin
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4/16/2012 11:24:19 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/16/2012 11:22:46 AM, royalpaladin wrote:
Wow, Koopin, this is pretty vindictive.

You don't even know. It was satan.
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Microsuck
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4/16/2012 11:49:29 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/16/2012 11:24:19 AM, Koopin wrote:
At 4/16/2012 11:22:46 AM, royalpaladin wrote:
Wow, Koopin, this is pretty vindictive.

You don't even know. It was satan.

Why was it Satan? The word "Satan" means "adversary." How was it an adversary to you?
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Devil worship much? - SD
Newsflash: Atheists do not believe in the Devil! - Me
Newsflash: I doesnt matter if you think you do or not.....You do - SD

"you [imabench] are very naive and so i do not consider your opinions as having any merit. you must still be in highschool" - falconduler
Koopin
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4/16/2012 12:02:54 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/16/2012 11:49:29 AM, Microsuck wrote:
At 4/16/2012 11:24:19 AM, Koopin wrote:
At 4/16/2012 11:22:46 AM, royalpaladin wrote:
Wow, Koopin, this is pretty vindictive.

You don't even know. It was satan.

Why was it Satan? The word "Satan" means "adversary." How was it an adversary to you?

It would compete with me at everything! It would always poop everywhere, and squawk at 5 in the morning! Evil!
kfc
Microsuck
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4/16/2012 12:43:28 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/16/2012 12:02:54 PM, Koopin wrote:
At 4/16/2012 11:49:29 AM, Microsuck wrote:
At 4/16/2012 11:24:19 AM, Koopin wrote:
At 4/16/2012 11:22:46 AM, royalpaladin wrote:
Wow, Koopin, this is pretty vindictive.

You don't even know. It was satan.

Why was it Satan? The word "Satan" means "adversary." How was it an adversary to you?

It would compete with me at everything! It would always poop everywhere, and squawk at 5 in the morning! Evil!

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Devil worship much? - SD
Newsflash: Atheists do not believe in the Devil! - Me
Newsflash: I doesnt matter if you think you do or not.....You do - SD

"you [imabench] are very naive and so i do not consider your opinions as having any merit. you must still be in highschool" - falconduler
Oryus
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4/16/2012 1:39:47 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
hahahaha this thread cracked me up. Fvck parakeets.
: : :Tulle: The fool, I purposely don't engage with you because you don't have proper command of the English language.
: :
: : The Fool: It's my English writing. Either way It's okay have a larger vocabulary then you, and a better grasp of language, and you're a woman.
:
: I'm just going to leave this precious struggle nugget right here.
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4/16/2012 1:40:27 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/16/2012 1:39:47 PM, Oryus wrote:
hahahaha this thread cracked me up. Fvck parakeets.

I especially love the juxtaposition of Koopin and Microsucks avatars
>.< LOL
: : :Tulle: The fool, I purposely don't engage with you because you don't have proper command of the English language.
: :
: : The Fool: It's my English writing. Either way It's okay have a larger vocabulary then you, and a better grasp of language, and you're a woman.
:
: I'm just going to leave this precious struggle nugget right here.
Oryus
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4/16/2012 2:05:51 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/16/2012 1:43:11 PM, Koopin wrote:
At 4/16/2012 1:39:47 PM, Oryus wrote:
Fvck parakeets.

Marry me?

(^_^) I'm glad we share a hatred for these awful, awful creatures.

My grandmother kept them for years. They are miserable little things, aren't they?
: : :Tulle: The fool, I purposely don't engage with you because you don't have proper command of the English language.
: :
: : The Fool: It's my English writing. Either way It's okay have a larger vocabulary then you, and a better grasp of language, and you're a woman.
:
: I'm just going to leave this precious struggle nugget right here.
Koopin
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4/16/2012 4:13:10 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/16/2012 3:48:36 PM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
You should light it on fire to be sure its doesn't come back.

Ha Ha! I was going to bury it outside, but instead just threw it in the dumpster.
kfc
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4/16/2012 6:55:49 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/16/2012 4:13:10 PM, Koopin wrote:
At 4/16/2012 3:48:36 PM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
You should light it on fire to be sure its doesn't come back.

Ha Ha! I was going to bury it outside, but instead just threw it in the dumpster.

It would have done the same to you. It's for the best.
: : :Tulle: The fool, I purposely don't engage with you because you don't have proper command of the English language.
: :
: : The Fool: It's my English writing. Either way It's okay have a larger vocabulary then you, and a better grasp of language, and you're a woman.
:
: I'm just going to leave this precious struggle nugget right here.
johnnyboy54
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4/16/2012 7:07:05 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/16/2012 4:13:10 PM, Koopin wrote:
At 4/16/2012 3:48:36 PM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
You should light it on fire to be sure its doesn't come back.

Ha Ha! I was going to bury it outside, but instead just threw it in the dumpster.

Rookie
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey.
Koopin
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4/16/2012 7:13:28 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/16/2012 6:55:49 PM, Oryus wrote:
At 4/16/2012 4:13:10 PM, Koopin wrote:
At 4/16/2012 3:48:36 PM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
You should light it on fire to be sure its doesn't come back.

Ha Ha! I was going to bury it outside, but instead just threw it in the dumpster.

It would have done the same to you. It's for the best.

Yes, I didn't want it to have a proper Catholic burial least I see it when I get to heaven.
kfc
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4/16/2012 8:09:08 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/16/2012 7:13:28 PM, Koopin wrote:
At 4/16/2012 6:55:49 PM, Oryus wrote:
At 4/16/2012 4:13:10 PM, Koopin wrote:
At 4/16/2012 3:48:36 PM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
You should light it on fire to be sure its doesn't come back.

Ha Ha! I was going to bury it outside, but instead just threw it in the dumpster.

It would have done the same to you. It's for the best.

Yes, I didn't want it to have a proper Catholic burial least I see it when I get to heaven.

That is why you set it on fire. To prepare it for its life of eternal torment.
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey.
Microsuck
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4/17/2012 8:40:49 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Your mom called. She wants a new parakeet!
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Devil worship much? - SD
Newsflash: Atheists do not believe in the Devil! - Me
Newsflash: I doesnt matter if you think you do or not.....You do - SD

"you [imabench] are very naive and so i do not consider your opinions as having any merit. you must still be in highschool" - falconduler