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Thaddeus
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4/16/2012 1:28:43 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
We all know gingers are evil. Some pretend not to be, like LDF. We know this is a façade and the fact that she can act not evil, only proves how evil she is. If you are some philistine unconvinced of the evil that is the copper nobs, the Duracells and the bastard children of Ronald McDonald I have compiled a list of things they have done or will do. First and most importantly they are trying to cancel community. They also steal souls, due to their own lack of soul, they cause leprosy and can turn one into a Bieber fan with a thought. They killed Good Hitler and replaced him with Evil Hitler. They are responsible for KFC being shut down in 2015. They are the reason we don't have flying cars yet. Gingers also cause a certain mould to grow near them, which slowly enervates ones very being, causing one to become less human.
So what of these fire crotches, these scintillating satsumas, these gingerbreadmen?

Well, this dear old sky-pirate has got himself in a bit of a pickle. He has been ensnared by one with a minge with more than a tinge of ginge. Help.
CrazyPerson
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4/16/2012 1:36:10 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I guess this all depends on your definition of a 'ginger'
But we try to pretend, you see, that the external world exists altogether independently of us.
- - - Watts
The moralist is the person who tells people that they ought to be unselfish, when they still feel like egos, and his efforts are always and invariably futile.
- - - Watts
Thaddeus
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4/16/2012 1:36:24 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/16/2012 1:34:31 PM, Zaradi wrote:
Thad's in love with a ginger...

I should have you cast out to open sky for even suggesting such a thing.
Zaradi
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4/16/2012 1:39:19 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/16/2012 1:36:24 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
At 4/16/2012 1:34:31 PM, Zaradi wrote:
Thad's in love with a ginger...

I should have you cast out to open sky for even suggesting such a thing.

Your denial only strengthens my belief.
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Thaddeus
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4/16/2012 3:36:19 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/16/2012 1:36:13 PM, drafterman wrote:
Burn her to the ground. Her hair is already red so no one will notice.

If you don't want to go that route, there is a loophole:

http://www.picshag.com...

She is hot , but its just the thought of what she does to peoples souls... No matter what you call them, from kinky kumquats to ginger ninjas, it doesn't change what they are.
Also by dating her, I'm breaking my pirate oaths, to reject any form of order or authority. Gingers are lawful evil!
Thaddeus
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4/16/2012 4:33:32 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/16/2012 3:46:57 PM, drafterman wrote:
So you're breaking your rule of breaking all rules? How meta.

I'm So Meta Even This Acronym