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Cermank
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4/22/2012 6:13:54 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Not that I'm thinking of committing one, or something- just a general question for curiosity sake. If you were to kill yourself, how would you choreograph the last thing people would remember about you?
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4/22/2012 7:48:40 AM
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Personally, I think Id want to go quitely. Probably by overdosing. Minimal mess.with a long suicide note.

However, there is something to be said for the flamboyant killing, though it Is cruel for your family.
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4/22/2012 8:32:44 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/22/2012 7:48:40 AM, Cermank wrote:
Personally, I think Id want to go quitely. Probably by overdosing. Minimal mess.with a long suicide note.

However, there is something to be said for the flamboyant killing, though it Is cruel for your family.

I wouldn't want to feel any pain. I'm not afraid of death; I'm afraid of pain.
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4/22/2012 8:47:57 AM
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Disguise yourself as a black youth, buy a can of iced tea and a bag of Skittles and go for a walk through a Sanford, FL. Your demise will be swift and certain.
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4/22/2012 10:40:49 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/22/2012 8:47:57 AM, brian_eggleston wrote:
Disguise yourself as a black youth, buy a can of iced tea and a bag of Skittles and go for a walk through a Sanford, FL. Your demise will be swift and certain.

lmfao!
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4/22/2012 11:49:45 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/22/2012 7:48:40 AM, Cermank wrote:
Personally, I think Id want to go quitely. Probably by overdosing. Minimal mess.with a long suicide note.

However, there is something to be said for the flamboyant killing, though it Is cruel for your family.

Overdosing sounds like it would give me a bad stomach ache.
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4/22/2012 11:59:32 AM
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At 4/22/2012 8:47:57 AM, brian_eggleston wrote:
Disguise yourself as a black youth, buy a can of iced tea and a bag of Skittles and go for a walk through a Sanford, FL. Your demise will be swift and certain.
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4/22/2012 1:05:28 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/22/2012 11:49:45 AM, Contra wrote:
At 4/22/2012 7:48:40 AM, Cermank wrote:
Personally, I think Id want to go quitely. Probably by overdosing. Minimal mess.with a long suicide note.

However, there is something to be said for the flamboyant killing, though it Is cruel for your family.

Overdosing sounds like it would give me a bad stomach ache.

Yeah, but well... that's the least painful. Cutting wrists is too... urgh. I dont think there's anything less painful.
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4/22/2012 1:06:50 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/22/2012 8:47:57 AM, brian_eggleston wrote:
Disguise yourself as a black youth, buy a can of iced tea and a bag of Skittles and go for a walk through a Sanford, FL. Your demise will be swift and certain.

Great idea. Or you could just shout 'Hail palestine' in Israel :P
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4/22/2012 1:07:09 PM
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Taking a very high dose of some type of dissociative anesthetic and jumping off of the tallest surface possible. This may even result in quantum tunneling! - wow I might try that someday
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4/22/2012 1:16:44 PM
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There used to be a whole ED page on best ways to off yourself, one of my favorites was "the awesome" going to a tall building, putting piano wire around your neck then super glue your hands to the side of your head. That way when you land it looks like you ripped your own head off haha
There were multiple variations, including one where you put a basketball goal below you and try to dunk your head, they called it the awesome with a boom shaka laka
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4/22/2012 1:18:28 PM
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4/22/2012 1:22:24 PM
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Walk into Iran, and yell "Allah is Satan!", or burn a Koran.
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4/22/2012 1:25:45 PM
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At 4/22/2012 1:18:28 PM, thett3 wrote:
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That's where I set off my thought chain regarding this! !! The man is awesome. Makes fallacious arguments, but one of the most funny ones on the net.
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4/22/2012 1:26:00 PM
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At 4/22/2012 1:23:55 PM, BlackVoid wrote:
Hijack an airplane and suicide bomb into the White House.

And now DDO will be closed for giving terrorists ideas. Good job BlackVoid...
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4/22/2012 1:27:02 PM
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Say heil h*tler in front of the reichstag

H*tler is a cuss word now k?
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4/22/2012 1:27:14 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Me personally, I would dive off the top of the tallest building in the world and headbutt by greatest enemy.
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey.
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4/22/2012 1:29:03 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/22/2012 1:16:44 PM, lewis20 wrote:
There used to be a whole ED page on best ways to off yourself, one of my favorites was "the awesome" going to a tall building, putting piano wire around your neck then super glue your hands to the side of your head. That way when you land it looks like you ripped your own head off haha
There were multiple variations, including one where you put a basketball goal below you and try to dunk your head, they called it the awesome with a boom shaka laka

I read that! Whichis kind of sad, but wth. That was a good one.
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4/22/2012 1:29:48 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Invade Russia.
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4/22/2012 1:41:51 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I have by far the best one. This is ONLY if your hardcore.
Tools needed:
1) Sharp metal wire
2)Tall building
3)super Glue

So, you go to the top of a building, tie the sharp metal wire around your head, tie it to something sturdy, then super glue your hands to your head. Then, jump off the building. The metal wire will slice through your neck. People will think you ripped off your head.

Like a boss.
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4/22/2012 1:52:30 PM
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Best way to suicide?

1. FOS danielle in a mafia game.

2. Votebomb one of her debates.

3. Your death will be imminent.
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4/22/2012 1:57:39 PM
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infect yourself with the zombie virus.
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4/22/2012 1:58:11 PM
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Swallow multiple pounds of candy while it's still in the wrapper. Jump off a high building and when you hit the ground and explode, candy will fly everywhere.
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4/22/2012 2:01:00 PM
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At 4/22/2012 1:58:11 PM, TheDiabolicDebater wrote:
Swallow multiple pounds of candy while it's still in the wrapper.

Swallow a box of baking soda in capsule form and quickly chase the capsules with a quart of white vinegar.

Jump off a high building and when you hit the ground and explode, candy will fly everywhere.

Causing a fizzy, fleshy mess that even the children will enjoy.
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4/22/2012 6:47:08 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/22/2012 1:06:50 PM, Cermank wrote:
At 4/22/2012 8:47:57 AM, brian_eggleston wrote:
Disguise yourself as a black youth, buy a can of iced tea and a bag of Skittles and go for a walk through a Sanford, FL. Your demise will be swift and certain.

Great idea. Or you could just shout 'Hail palestine' in Israel :P

Hail Israel in Palestine occupied territory would be way faster.
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4/22/2012 6:54:20 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/22/2012 6:47:08 PM, Greyparrot wrote:
At 4/22/2012 1:06:50 PM, Cermank wrote:
At 4/22/2012 8:47:57 AM, brian_eggleston wrote:
Disguise yourself as a black youth, buy a can of iced tea and a bag of Skittles and go for a walk through a Sanford, FL. Your demise will be swift and certain.

Great idea. Or you could just shout 'Hail palestine' in Israel :P

Hail Israel in Palestine occupied territory would be way faster.

The former would barely get any reaction, and actually happens all the time... just walk into Gaza with a yarmulke on and it'll be over quickly.

On that note, with all the teen angst posts we've had in 'personal' lately, this forum seems to be in fairly bad taste
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