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5/15/2012 4:32:42 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
This is the thread guide for men to give other men advice on how to get girls!

My recommendation would be to follow what these guys do in this video. Effective at least 100% of the time :D

http://www.youtube.com...
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5/15/2012 4:35:07 PM
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"We should be lab partners, because we have CHEMISTRY". Works every time.
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5/15/2012 8:42:41 PM
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5/15/2012 9:14:02 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Um I married and old now so picking up chicks isn't my thing anymore, but my first piece of advice is to quit visiting this website. DDO is iks'na on the pick up chick'a. Don't even mention you visit a debate site, let alone have friends on it. This place is for young kids who apparently have no life and older people who like to discuss boring crap because they can't go out and pick up chicks anymore.
It's not your views that divide us, it's what you think my views should be that divides us.

If you think I will give up my rights and forsake social etiquette to make you "FEEL" better you are sadly mistaken

If liberal democrats would just stop shooting people gun violence would drop by 90%
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5/15/2012 10:27:16 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/15/2012 9:14:02 PM, sadolite wrote:
Um I married and old now so picking up chicks isn't my thing anymore, but my first piece of advice is to quit visiting this website. DDO is iks'na on the pick up chick'a. Don't even mention you visit a debate site, let alone have friends on it. This place is for young kids who apparently have no life and older people who like to discuss boring crap because they can't go out and pick up chicks anymore.

Dude, have you seen that chick Lickdafoot? She fiinnnneeee.

JK. WE all have to dog pile over teh few girls that are here.
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5/16/2012 2:25:25 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
-Dress well (simple is better).
-Smell nice (shower and nice smelly stuff)
-Smile (show some teeth!)
-Have a few confidence boosters (DON'T GET DRUNK!!!)
-Have a great time, regardless of whether you pick up or not.
-If you see a girl you're interested in, approach IMMEDIATELY (before you talk yourself out of it, you pvssy)
-Initiate small talk, listen to what she says and feed it back to her (i.e. listen and ask questions so she talks about herself; relate the subject to yourself). I have a few funny stories that I tell a lot. I also have a really impressive card trick in my wallet. ;) Be memorable for the right reasons.
-Don't buy her drinks to get her to like you; buy her a drink once she already likes you.
-Look for body language that she's interested. (Google it)
-Make physical contact (bump into her, touch her on the shoulder, take her hand and lead to dance floor, whatever. Don't be freak, but touching is good).
-Don't act too interested (unless there is real chemistry; you'll know) and don't get hurt if girls aren't interested. Most places are packed, simply move on to another girl.
-If you meet someone with obvious chemistry, take them to another bar/pub/restaurant so you can have a first date immediately.
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5/16/2012 8:22:41 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/15/2012 9:14:02 PM, sadolite wrote:
Um I married and old now so picking up chicks isn't my thing anymore, but my first piece of advice is to quit visiting this website. DDO is iks'na on the pick up chick'a. Don't even mention you visit a debate site, let alone have friends on it. This place is for young kids who apparently have no life and older people who like to discuss boring crap because they can't go out and pick up chicks anymore.

Lmfao! I have yet to tell a guy I'm dating that I visit this website. I was very secretive about it with my ex and he thought I was cheating on him Haha I chose to let him believe that instead...
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5/16/2012 8:24:15 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/16/2012 2:25:25 AM, tvellalott wrote:
-Dress well (simple is better).
-Smell nice (shower and nice smelly stuff)
-Smile (show some teeth!)
-Have a few confidence boosters (DON'T GET DRUNK!!!)
-Have a great time, regardless of whether you pick up or not.
-If you see a girl you're interested in, approach IMMEDIATELY (before you talk yourself out of it, you pvssy)
-Initiate small talk, listen to what she says and feed it back to her (i.e. listen and ask questions so she talks about herself; relate the subject to yourself). I have a few funny stories that I tell a lot. I also have a really impressive card trick in my wallet. ;) Be memorable for the right reasons.
-Don't buy her drinks to get her to like you; buy her a drink once she already likes you.
-Look for body language that she's interested. (Google it)
-Make physical contact (bump into her, touch her on the shoulder, take her hand and lead to dance floor, whatever. Don't be freak, but touching is good).
-Don't act too interested (unless there is real chemistry; you'll know) and don't get hurt if girls aren't interested. Most places are packed, simply move on to another girl.
-If you meet someone with obvious chemistry, take them to another bar/pub/restaurant so you can have a first date immediately.

You're a stud.
yang.
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5/16/2012 8:46:46 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/15/2012 4:35:07 PM, thett3 wrote:
"We should be lab partners, because we have CHEMISTRY". Works every time.

Didn't work on me :p
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5/16/2012 9:01:11 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/16/2012 2:25:25 AM, tvellalott wrote:
-Dress well (simple is better).
-Smell nice (shower and nice smelly stuff)
-Smile (show some teeth!)
-Have a few confidence boosters (DON'T GET DRUNK!!!)
-Have a great time, regardless of whether you pick up or not.
-If you see a girl you're interested in, approach IMMEDIATELY (before you talk yourself out of it, you pvssy)
-Initiate small talk, listen to what she says and feed it back to her (i.e. listen and ask questions so she talks about herself; relate the subject to yourself). I have a few funny stories that I tell a lot. I also have a really impressive card trick in my wallet. ;) Be memorable for the right reasons.
-Don't buy her drinks to get her to like you; buy her a drink once she already likes you.
-Look for body language that she's interested. (Google it)
-Make physical contact (bump into her, touch her on the shoulder, take her hand and lead to dance floor, whatever. Don't be freak, but touching is good).
-Don't act too interested (unless there is real chemistry; you'll know) and don't get hurt if girls aren't interested. Most places are packed, simply move on to another girl.
-If you meet someone with obvious chemistry, take them to another bar/pub/restaurant so you can have a first date immediately.

This man isn't a virgin.
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5/16/2012 9:01:42 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/16/2012 8:05:35 AM, drafterman wrote:
I recommend lifting with the legs, not the back.

Lulz.

I was going to post a similar quip, but couldn't come up with anything clever. xD
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5/16/2012 9:05:52 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
From CP:

"That shirt is very becoming on you. Then again, if I was on you, I'd be cumming too."

XD
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5/16/2012 9:28:35 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/16/2012 9:05:52 AM, OberHerr wrote:
From CP:

"That shirt is very becoming on you. Then again, if I was on you, I'd be cumming too."

XD

Awww XD that one was so romantic and cute.
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5/16/2012 11:52:31 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
If it is a really fat girl, you could use a crane, but if not, and you are in decent shape, arms under the legs/tush works. Piggy back works too.
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5/16/2012 6:27:12 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
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5/16/2012 6:27:22 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
your welcome
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

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5/16/2012 7:26:40 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/16/2012 9:01:11 AM, Ren wrote:
This man isn't a virgin.

At 5/16/2012 8:24:15 AM, tulle wrote:
You're a stud.

Are you guys being sarcastic? :P
I've read a lot of "Pick-up Artist" stuff and just taken the stuff that really helps (like approaching immediately, I can't believe how big a difference it makes) and ignore the wanker stuff.

I recommend everyone reads The Game by Neil Strauss.
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5/16/2012 7:32:23 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poems, washing machine"

>_< I love this.
"Caitlyn Jenner is an incredibly brave and stunningly beautiful woman."

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5/17/2012 5:40:32 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/15/2012 10:27:16 PM, TUF wrote:
At 5/15/2012 9:14:02 PM, sadolite wrote:
Um I married and old now so picking up chicks isn't my thing anymore, but my first piece of advice is to quit visiting this website. DDO is iks'na on the pick up chick'a. Don't even mention you visit a debate site, let alone have friends on it. This place is for young kids who apparently have no life and older people who like to discuss boring crap because they can't go out and pick up chicks anymore.


Dude, have you seen that chick Lickdafoot? She fiinnnneeee.

JK. WE all have to dog pile over teh few girls that are here.

I gesture to bet that the vast majority of girls, what few there are, are lesbian. Not that there is anything wrong with lesbians. This is a non threatening place to visit. Women in general wont be bombarded by unwanted advances here. I can't possibly think of a worse place to "pick up chicks"

As if some girl on this site is going to hook up with you. PSSSH
It's not your views that divide us, it's what you think my views should be that divides us.

If you think I will give up my rights and forsake social etiquette to make you "FEEL" better you are sadly mistaken

If liberal democrats would just stop shooting people gun violence would drop by 90%
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5/17/2012 5:47:25 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
On the other hand though, I do get a lot of girls telling me that they have viewed my profile and are"very much liking to want to know me" and do want to hook up.
It's not your views that divide us, it's what you think my views should be that divides us.

If you think I will give up my rights and forsake social etiquette to make you "FEEL" better you are sadly mistaken

If liberal democrats would just stop shooting people gun violence would drop by 90%
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5/17/2012 5:49:46 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Oh look here's one from just today!!

Hello,i am janet happy to meet you in this site, i became so much interested to know you more than here please i will like you to send your email to my box so that i will send my pictures to you through your email thanks.
It's not your views that divide us, it's what you think my views should be that divides us.

If you think I will give up my rights and forsake social etiquette to make you "FEEL" better you are sadly mistaken

If liberal democrats would just stop shooting people gun violence would drop by 90%
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5/17/2012 6:04:29 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/16/2012 7:26:40 PM, tvellalott wrote:
At 5/16/2012 9:01:11 AM, Ren wrote:
This man isn't a virgin.

At 5/16/2012 8:24:15 AM, tulle wrote:
You're a stud.

Are you guys being sarcastic? :P
I've read a lot of "Pick-up Artist" stuff and just taken the stuff that really helps (like approaching immediately, I can't believe how big a difference it makes) and ignore the wanker stuff.

I recommend everyone reads The Game by Neil Strauss.

Haha no I'm being 100% serious. You're a stud.
yang.
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5/18/2012 2:45:35 AM
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It's hard picking up chicks when you're a lesbian.
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5/18/2012 4:46:23 PM
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3 easy steps....

1. Chloroform
2. Duct tape
3. Van
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5/18/2012 4:48:32 PM
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My pick-up line:

I have a rag in my hand, hold it up to their nose and say, "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

They fall right into your arms.... literally.
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5/18/2012 5:23:54 PM
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At 5/18/2012 4:48:32 PM, PARADIGM_L0ST wrote:
My pick-up line:

I have a rag in my hand, hold it up to their nose and say, "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

They fall right into your arms.... literally.

I always just ask them if they want to be part of my centipede...
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