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Calvincambridge
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5/23/2012 7:21:03 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Got any tips? I want a girlfriend but i'm too shy to approach any is there any way I can stop being shy?
Trying to figure out women is like trying to solve a Rubik's cube with missing pieces. While blind. And on fire. And being shot.-Agent_Orange
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One thing that isn't a joke though is the fact that woman are computers.Some buttons you can press and it'l work fine, but if you push the wrong one you'll get the blue screen of death.
silly, thett. girls are only good for sex. being friends with a female is of no value.-darkkermit
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5/23/2012 7:23:22 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/23/2012 7:22:27 PM, OMGJustinBieber wrote:
Get drunk.

I'm 15.
Trying to figure out women is like trying to solve a Rubik's cube with missing pieces. While blind. And on fire. And being shot.-Agent_Orange
Dude. Shades
That is all.- Thaddeus Rivers
One thing that isn't a joke though is the fact that woman are computers.Some buttons you can press and it'l work fine, but if you push the wrong one you'll get the blue screen of death.
silly, thett. girls are only good for sex. being friends with a female is of no value.-darkkermit
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5/23/2012 7:24:41 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Burn everybody's house down.
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5/23/2012 7:25:00 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/23/2012 7:24:41 PM, 1dustpelt wrote:
Burn everybody's house down.

maybe.........
Trying to figure out women is like trying to solve a Rubik's cube with missing pieces. While blind. And on fire. And being shot.-Agent_Orange
Dude. Shades
That is all.- Thaddeus Rivers
One thing that isn't a joke though is the fact that woman are computers.Some buttons you can press and it'l work fine, but if you push the wrong one you'll get the blue screen of death.
silly, thett. girls are only good for sex. being friends with a female is of no value.-darkkermit
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5/23/2012 7:29:54 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Well. First find some pretty dodgy porn. The kind of porn that even the basest male should feel shame. Start having a cheeky one. Stop right before you finish. Now you are primed with rage, shame and pheromones.
Whilst in this state do weights naked in front of a mirror. Showering at this stage is forbidden. Keep it manly.

Drink until you sway when you pee and have the uncontrollable urge to yell at passers by and break valuable objects. At this point declare to whomever will listen how incredibly fertile you are.

Go to where women can be found. Tell anyone who'll listen that shitt is going down. Have more alcohol.
Try such classic chat-up lines as;

"I'm having d!ck reduction surgery tomorrow"
"Get in the van"
"Oi! You'll do."

The key to confidence is to set yourself realistic goals.
Set these goals, such as sleeping with someone you are related to, causing more than £30,000 pounds worth of damages in arson, or selling sweets to kids filled with cocaine.

Once you have achieved this goals you will be able to anything. What's more, you will be a man my son.
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5/23/2012 7:34:31 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/23/2012 7:29:54 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
Well. First find some pretty dodgy porn. The kind of porn that even the basest male should feel shame. Start having a cheeky one. Stop right before you finish. Now you are primed with rage, shame and pheromones.
Whilst in this state do weights naked in front of a mirror. Showering at this stage is forbidden. Keep it manly.

Drink until you sway when you pee and have the uncontrollable urge to yell at passers by and break valuable objects. At this point declare to whomever will listen how incredibly fertile you are.

Go to where women can be found. Tell anyone who'll listen that shitt is going down. Have more alcohol.
Try such classic chat-up lines as;

"I'm having d!ck reduction surgery tomorrow"
"Get in the van"
"Oi! You'll do."

The key to confidence is to set yourself realistic goals.
Set these goals, such as sleeping with someone you are related to, causing more than £30,000 pounds worth of damages in arson, or selling sweets to kids filled with cocaine.

Once you have achieved this goals you will be able to anything. What's more, you will be a man my son.

I'm 15 I can't get drunk! Hell no they are all ugly as shyt. i ain't sellin drugs. I SHOOT SHOTGUNS. IF YOU LOOK UP MAN IN THE DICTIONARY YOU WILL SEE MY PICTURE.
NEXT.
Trying to figure out women is like trying to solve a Rubik's cube with missing pieces. While blind. And on fire. And being shot.-Agent_Orange
Dude. Shades
That is all.- Thaddeus Rivers
One thing that isn't a joke though is the fact that woman are computers.Some buttons you can press and it'l work fine, but if you push the wrong one you'll get the blue screen of death.
silly, thett. girls are only good for sex. being friends with a female is of no value.-darkkermit
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5/23/2012 7:42:17 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
or selling sweets to kids filled with cocaine.
Selling sweets filled with cocaine to kids is one thing, but that? That just sounds strange.
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5/23/2012 7:43:17 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/23/2012 7:21:03 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
Got any tips? I want a girlfriend but i'm too shy to approach any is there any way I can stop being shy?

Burn her house down... with lemons.
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey.
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5/23/2012 7:43:30 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/23/2012 7:42:17 PM, Ragnar_Rahl wrote:
or selling sweets to kids filled with cocaine.
Selling sweets filled with cocaine to kids is one thing, but that? That just sounds strange.

The regular kids won't buy them =(
Calvincambridge
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5/23/2012 7:44:41 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/23/2012 7:43:17 PM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
At 5/23/2012 7:21:03 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
Got any tips? I want a girlfriend but i'm too shy to approach any is there any way I can stop being shy?

Burn her house down... with lemons.

Its not just one. It ALL OF THEM.
Trying to figure out women is like trying to solve a Rubik's cube with missing pieces. While blind. And on fire. And being shot.-Agent_Orange
Dude. Shades
That is all.- Thaddeus Rivers
One thing that isn't a joke though is the fact that woman are computers.Some buttons you can press and it'l work fine, but if you push the wrong one you'll get the blue screen of death.
silly, thett. girls are only good for sex. being friends with a female is of no value.-darkkermit
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5/23/2012 7:46:56 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/23/2012 7:44:41 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
At 5/23/2012 7:43:17 PM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
At 5/23/2012 7:21:03 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
Got any tips? I want a girlfriend but i'm too shy to approach any is there any way I can stop being shy?

Burn all their houses down... with lemons.

Its not just one. It ALL OF THEM.

Fine. Fix'd
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey.
Calvincambridge
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5/23/2012 7:48:05 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/23/2012 7:46:56 PM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
At 5/23/2012 7:44:41 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
At 5/23/2012 7:43:17 PM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
At 5/23/2012 7:21:03 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
Got any tips? I want a girlfriend but i'm too shy to approach any is there any way I can stop being shy?

Burn all their houses down... with lemons.

Its not just one. It ALL OF THEM.

Fine. Fix'd

Got any matches?
Trying to figure out women is like trying to solve a Rubik's cube with missing pieces. While blind. And on fire. And being shot.-Agent_Orange
Dude. Shades
That is all.- Thaddeus Rivers
One thing that isn't a joke though is the fact that woman are computers.Some buttons you can press and it'l work fine, but if you push the wrong one you'll get the blue screen of death.
silly, thett. girls are only good for sex. being friends with a female is of no value.-darkkermit
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5/23/2012 7:51:46 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Seriously though, and I am not the best source of advice (I am the king of awkward), I would approach a girl you feel interested in as soon as possible. That way you don't talk yourself out of it.

I would also recommend getting drunk.
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey.
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5/23/2012 7:52:20 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/23/2012 7:48:05 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
At 5/23/2012 7:46:56 PM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
At 5/23/2012 7:44:41 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
At 5/23/2012 7:43:17 PM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
At 5/23/2012 7:21:03 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
Got any tips? I want a girlfriend but i'm too shy to approach any is there any way I can stop being shy?

Burn all their houses down... with lemons.

Its not just one. It ALL OF THEM.

Fine. Fix'd

Got any matches?

One. She shares my passion for romantic arson.
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey.
Calvincambridge
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5/23/2012 7:54:45 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/23/2012 7:51:46 PM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
Seriously though, and I am not the best source of advice (I am the king of awkward), I would approach a girl you feel interested in as soon as possible. That way you don't talk yourself out of it.

I would also recommend getting drunk.

For the last time i'm fvcking 15.
Trying to figure out women is like trying to solve a Rubik's cube with missing pieces. While blind. And on fire. And being shot.-Agent_Orange
Dude. Shades
That is all.- Thaddeus Rivers
One thing that isn't a joke though is the fact that woman are computers.Some buttons you can press and it'l work fine, but if you push the wrong one you'll get the blue screen of death.
silly, thett. girls are only good for sex. being friends with a female is of no value.-darkkermit
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5/23/2012 8:20:40 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/23/2012 7:54:45 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
At 5/23/2012 7:51:46 PM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
Seriously though, and I am not the best source of advice (I am the king of awkward), I would approach a girl you feel interested in as soon as possible. That way you don't talk yourself out of it.

I would also recommend getting drunk.

For the last time i'm fvcking 15.

stop cursing. And you can't get drunk at 15?
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5/23/2012 9:20:19 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Listen to Lord Thaddeus. His words are filled with wisdom. I once punched a wall of bricks for 5 mins to gain my manliness back after watching Twilight. True story.

On a serious note, it is because I am shy that I attract some girls. Weird right?
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5/23/2012 9:25:22 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/23/2012 8:20:40 PM, THEBOMB wrote:
At 5/23/2012 7:54:45 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
At 5/23/2012 7:51:46 PM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
Seriously though, and I am not the best source of advice (I am the king of awkward), I would approach a girl you feel interested in as soon as possible. That way you don't talk yourself out of it.

I would also recommend getting drunk.

For the last time i'm fvcking 15.

stop cursing. And you can't get drunk at 15?

I'm angry. And physically yes. psychologically no.
Trying to figure out women is like trying to solve a Rubik's cube with missing pieces. While blind. And on fire. And being shot.-Agent_Orange
Dude. Shades
That is all.- Thaddeus Rivers
One thing that isn't a joke though is the fact that woman are computers.Some buttons you can press and it'l work fine, but if you push the wrong one you'll get the blue screen of death.
silly, thett. girls are only good for sex. being friends with a female is of no value.-darkkermit
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5/23/2012 9:27:09 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Come up to a girl and slap her in the face. You might get charges filed against you, but you will definitely overcome your shyness.

A kick works also.
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5/23/2012 9:36:13 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/23/2012 9:20:19 PM, IFLYHIGH wrote:
Listen to Lord Thaddeus. His words are filled with wisdom. I once punched a wall of bricks for 5 mins to gain my manliness back after watching Twilight. True story.

I had to kill 3 hookers.
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5/23/2012 9:37:14 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/23/2012 9:36:13 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
At 5/23/2012 9:20:19 PM, IFLYHIGH wrote:
Listen to Lord Thaddeus. His words are filled with wisdom. I once punched a wall of bricks for 5 mins to gain my manliness back after watching Twilight. True story.

I had to kill 3 hookers.

I had to watch it again, and not shatter the TV and the disc.

Now THAT takes will power.
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5/25/2012 8:59:07 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Actually you are getting some bad advice. Most girls don't like how guys act when their drunk. Unless the girls drunk as well, then their is a possibility she wont notice you acting all drunk and annoying. Porn?? I fail to see how thats gonna help you talk to a girl, that will just make you creepy to them.

Just start slow and make small talk. If your walking home form school, ask what she does for fun. Find out what she likes to do then you will have more to talk about that and she will be interested in what you are saying.

Be ok with rejection, if you ask a girl out, be ok with the fact that she has a choice and it might be no. Everyone gets rejected, be ok with it in your mind move on. If she says yes well there you go take her to do some of the things she told yiou she likes doing or going.
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5/25/2012 9:03:18 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/25/2012 8:59:07 AM, yoda878 wrote:
Actually you are getting some bad advice. Most girls don't like how guys act when their drunk. Unless the girls drunk as well, then their is a possibility she wont notice you acting all drunk and annoying. Porn?? I fail to see how thats gonna help you talk to a girl, that will just make you creepy to them.

So all guys are creepy? You do realize that almost all guys look at porn right.


Just start slow and make small talk. If your walking home form school, ask what she does for fun. Find out what she likes to do then you will have more to talk about that and she will be interested in what you are saying.

Be ok with rejection, if you ask a girl out, be ok with the fact that she has a choice and it might be no. Everyone gets rejected, be ok with it in your mind move on. If she says yes well there you go take her to do some of the things she told yiou she likes doing or going.
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5/25/2012 9:05:55 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/25/2012 8:59:07 AM, yoda878 wrote:
Actually you are getting some bad advice. Most girls don't like how guys act when their drunk. Unless the girls drunk as well, then their is a possibility she wont notice you acting all drunk and annoying. Porn?? I fail to see how thats gonna help you talk to a girl, that will just make you creepy to them.

I can easily say that this is a false statement.
Just start slow and make small talk. If your walking home form school, ask what she does for fun. Find out what she likes to do then you will have more to talk about that and she will be interested in what you are saying.

Be ok with rejection, if you ask a girl out, be ok with the fact that she has a choice and it might be no. Everyone gets rejected, be ok with it in your mind move on. If she says yes well there you go take her to do some of the things she told yiou she likes doing or going.
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5/25/2012 9:08:31 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/25/2012 8:59:07 AM, yoda878 wrote:
Actually you are getting some bad advice. Most girls don't like how guys act when their drunk. Unless the girls drunk as well, then their is a possibility she wont notice you acting all drunk and annoying. Porn?? I fail to see how thats gonna help you talk to a girl, that will just make you creepy to them.

See, this assumes that the guy is stupid enough to let the girl know.
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5/25/2012 9:09:44 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/25/2012 9:03:18 AM, darkkermit wrote:
At 5/25/2012 8:59:07 AM, yoda878 wrote:
Actually you are getting some bad advice. Most girls don't like how guys act when their drunk. Unless the girls drunk as well, then their is a possibility she wont notice you acting all drunk and annoying. Porn?? I fail to see how thats gonna help you talk to a girl, that will just make you creepy to them.

So all guys are creepy? You do realize that almost all guys look at porn right.

If you look at porn on a regular bases, you have an addiction.
But yes i do know alot of men do it, still most women I know still find it creepy.


Just start slow and make small talk. If your walking home form school, ask what she does for fun. Find out what she likes to do then you will have more to talk about that and she will be interested in what you are saying.

Be ok with rejection, if you ask a girl out, be ok with the fact that she has a choice and it might be no. Everyone gets rejected, be ok with it in your mind move on. If she says yes well there you go take her to do some of the things she told yiou she likes doing or going.
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5/25/2012 9:10:41 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/25/2012 9:09:44 AM, yoda878 wrote:
At 5/25/2012 9:03:18 AM, darkkermit wrote:
At 5/25/2012 8:59:07 AM, yoda878 wrote:
Actually you are getting some bad advice. Most girls don't like how guys act when their drunk. Unless the girls drunk as well, then their is a possibility she wont notice you acting all drunk and annoying. Porn?? I fail to see how thats gonna help you talk to a girl, that will just make you creepy to them.

So all guys are creepy? You do realize that almost all guys look at porn right.

If you look at porn on a regular bases, you have an addiction.

I eat food on a daily bases. That must mean I have an addiction!!!

But yes i do know alot of men do it, still most women I know still find it creepy.


Just start slow and make small talk. If your walking home form school, ask what she does for fun. Find out what she likes to do then you will have more to talk about that and she will be interested in what you are saying.

Be ok with rejection, if you ask a girl out, be ok with the fact that she has a choice and it might be no. Everyone gets rejected, be ok with it in your mind move on. If she says yes well there you go take her to do some of the things she told yiou she likes doing or going.
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5/25/2012 9:11:50 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/25/2012 9:10:41 AM, darkkermit wrote:
At 5/25/2012 9:09:44 AM, yoda878 wrote:
At 5/25/2012 9:03:18 AM, darkkermit wrote:
At 5/25/2012 8:59:07 AM, yoda878 wrote:
Actually you are getting some bad advice. Most girls don't like how guys act when their drunk. Unless the girls drunk as well, then their is a possibility she wont notice you acting all drunk and annoying. Porn?? I fail to see how thats gonna help you talk to a girl, that will just make you creepy to them.

So all guys are creepy? You do realize that almost all guys look at porn right.

If you look at porn on a regular bases, you have an addiction.

I eat food on a daily bases. That must mean I have an addiction!!!

You don't require porn to live though...I know, I know, its hard to believe but it is true!
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5/25/2012 9:11:52 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Stop caring what people think. Pretty sure that works.
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