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5/27/2012 8:48:12 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I have a problem in my sex life. Yes, I am a 15 year old with a sex life. This is modern day america. Deal with it. Anyway, while doin' it with my GF, i "released" way sooner than expected and it left us both perplexed and it was very awkward. Neither one of us knew what to do. So what do I do in a circumstance like that?
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5/27/2012 8:53:03 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Lol I like how this is labeled 18+ when the OP is 15...
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5/27/2012 9:01:00 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/27/2012 8:48:12 PM, cheesedingo1 wrote:
I have a problem in my sex life. Yes, I am a 15 year old with a sex life. This is modern day america. Deal with it. Anyway, while doin' it with my GF, i "released" way sooner than expected and it left us both perplexed and it was very awkward. Neither one of us knew what to do. So what do I do in a circumstance like that?

I thought you were Australian?
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5/27/2012 9:02:14 PM
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I would reccomend you stop....
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5/27/2012 9:03:31 PM
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At 5/27/2012 9:02:14 PM, OberHerr wrote:
I would reccomend you stop....
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5/27/2012 9:03:38 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/27/2012 9:01:00 PM, Ren wrote:
At 5/27/2012 8:48:12 PM, cheesedingo1 wrote:
I have a problem in my sex life. Yes, I am a 15 year old with a sex life. This is modern day america. Deal with it. Anyway, while doin' it with my GF, i "released" way sooner than expected and it left us both perplexed and it was very awkward. Neither one of us knew what to do. So what do I do in a circumstance like that?

I thought you were Australian?

Australian? I'm alaskan....
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5/27/2012 9:03:50 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
18+ with a 15 year old?

-_- fail
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5/27/2012 9:04:43 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/27/2012 9:03:50 PM, 1dustpelt wrote:
18+ with a 15 year old?

-_- fail

I know, but most 15 year olds don't have sex.
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5/27/2012 9:05:25 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/27/2012 9:04:43 PM, cheesedingo1 wrote:
At 5/27/2012 9:03:50 PM, 1dustpelt wrote:
18+ with a 15 year old?

-_- fail

I know, but most 15 year olds don't have sex.

And you were the one going "This is modern day america. Deal with it."
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5/27/2012 9:06:19 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/27/2012 9:03:38 PM, cheesedingo1 wrote:

Australian? I'm alaskan....

Oh, WORD?

That's interesting; I've never met an Alaskan before.

I figure you guys have a markedly different way of life... it's the only American territory I can't really imagine living in.

I mean, don't you guys get months of darkness?

Isn't there also months of daytime?

I mean... isn't that sort of bizzarre? Does your life seem to sort of blend amorphously into itself during those periods?
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5/27/2012 9:08:46 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/27/2012 9:06:19 PM, Ren wrote:
At 5/27/2012 9:03:38 PM, cheesedingo1 wrote:

Australian? I'm alaskan....

Oh, WORD?

That's interesting; I've never met an Alaskan before.

I figure you guys have a markedly different way of life... it's the only American territory I can't really imagine living in.

I mean, don't you guys get months of darkness?

Isn't there also months of daytime?

I mean... isn't that sort of bizzarre? Does your life seem to sort of blend amorphously into itself during those periods?

It is the same exact f*cking thing as the lower 48. There is no difference exept that it's a bit colder in the weekend because it's closer to the north pole. No, we don't ride polar bears, we don't eat muktuk, we dont live in igloos, and we don't survive off whales. I hate it when people treat alaskan's differently.
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5/27/2012 9:11:45 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/27/2012 9:08:46 PM, cheesedingo1 wrote:
At 5/27/2012 9:06:19 PM, Ren wrote:
At 5/27/2012 9:03:38 PM, cheesedingo1 wrote:

Australian? I'm alaskan....

Oh, WORD?

That's interesting; I've never met an Alaskan before.

I figure you guys have a markedly different way of life... it's the only American territory I can't really imagine living in.

I mean, don't you guys get months of darkness?

Isn't there also months of daytime?

I mean... isn't that sort of bizzarre? Does your life seem to sort of blend amorphously into itself during those periods?

It is the same exact f*cking thing as the lower 48. There is no difference exept that it's a bit colder in the weekend because it's closer to the north pole. No, we don't ride polar bears, we don't eat muktuk, we dont live in igloos, and we don't survive off whales. I hate it when people treat alaskan's differently.

Thats what I feel like in Texas. No we do not go to school in horses, we do not live on farms, we are not all farmers, we do not talk like cowboys, and we do not herd cattle. I hate it when people treat texans differently
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5/27/2012 9:12:45 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Lololololol. You're probably making it up for attention, but if you can't last long at all you should probably NOT have sex.
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5/27/2012 9:12:47 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/27/2012 9:08:46 PM, cheesedingo1 wrote:
At 5/27/2012 9:06:19 PM, Ren wrote:
At 5/27/2012 9:03:38 PM, cheesedingo1 wrote:

Australian? I'm alaskan....

Oh, WORD?

That's interesting; I've never met an Alaskan before.

I figure you guys have a markedly different way of life... it's the only American territory I can't really imagine living in.

I mean, don't you guys get months of darkness?

Isn't there also months of daytime?

I mean... isn't that sort of bizzarre? Does your life seem to sort of blend amorphously into itself during those periods?

It is the same exact f*cking thing as the lower 48. There is no difference exept that it's a bit colder in the weekend because it's closer to the north pole. No, we don't ride polar bears, we don't eat muktuk, we dont live in igloos, and we don't survive off whales. I hate it when people treat alaskan's differently.

Yikes.

Well, I can tell you for a fact that New York is pretty distinct from the other states. California is, too. In fact, California more so.

Lol, I think I've offended everyone I've spoken to here over the last few days. This is like the third or fourth apology in a thread. xD

Lol, okay, I'M SORRY for assuming that you guys were unique.

But, in any case, was I completely off about your long days/nights? I'm really not sure about any of that, and I thought you could tell me a bit about it.
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5/27/2012 9:15:41 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/27/2012 8:48:12 PM, cheesedingo1 wrote:
I have a problem in my sex life. Yes, I am a 15 year old with a sex life. This is modern day america. Deal with it. Anyway, while doin' it with my GF, i "released" way sooner than expected and it left us both perplexed and it was very awkward. Neither one of us knew what to do. So what do I do in a circumstance like that?

Lol, it happens.

Always wear a condom.

Tell her she was *that* good and don't make it awkward. Sure, it might be embarrassing for you, but idk, when it's happened to me before, i thought it was kind of funny/flattering. It doesn't get weird until they start acting remorseful about it.

And, hmmm... if you can get it back up afterward and continue on, then it really is no big deal.

If not, find another way to get her off.
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5/27/2012 9:16:38 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/27/2012 9:12:47 PM, Ren wrote:
At 5/27/2012 9:08:46 PM, cheesedingo1 wrote:
At 5/27/2012 9:06:19 PM, Ren wrote:
At 5/27/2012 9:03:38 PM, cheesedingo1 wrote:

Australian? I'm alaskan....

Oh, WORD?

That's interesting; I've never met an Alaskan before.

I figure you guys have a markedly different way of life... it's the only American territory I can't really imagine living in.

I mean, don't you guys get months of darkness?

Isn't there also months of daytime?

I mean... isn't that sort of bizzarre? Does your life seem to sort of blend amorphously into itself during those periods?

It is the same exact f*cking thing as the lower 48. There is no difference exept that it's a bit colder in the weekend because it's closer to the north pole. No, we don't ride polar bears, we don't eat muktuk, we dont live in igloos, and we don't survive off whales. I hate it when people treat alaskan's differently.

Yikes.

Well, I can tell you for a fact that New York is pretty distinct from the other states. California is, too. In fact, California more so.

Lol, I think I've offended everyone I've spoken to here over the last few days. This is like the third or fourth apology in a thread. xD

Lol, okay, I'M SORRY for assuming that you guys were unique.

But, in any case, was I completely off about your long days/nights? I'm really not sure about any of that, and I thought you could tell me a bit about it.

You are actually somewhat correct. You didn't offend me, it's ok. Anyway, in barrow, the northernmost city in north america, there is a period of time where it is 48 days of complete day time with no setting, and then the same thing except with night time.

Anyway, can someone answer the original question?
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5/27/2012 9:17:28 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/27/2012 9:08:46 PM, cheesedingo1 wrote:
At 5/27/2012 9:06:19 PM, Ren wrote:
At 5/27/2012 9:03:38 PM, cheesedingo1 wrote:

Australian? I'm alaskan....

Oh, WORD?

That's interesting; I've never met an Alaskan before.

I figure you guys have a markedly different way of life... it's the only American territory I can't really imagine living in.

I mean, don't you guys get months of darkness?

Isn't there also months of daytime?

I mean... isn't that sort of bizzarre? Does your life seem to sort of blend amorphously into itself during those periods?

It is the same exact f*cking thing as the lower 48. There is no difference exept that it's a bit colder in the weekend because it's closer to the north pole. No, we don't ride polar bears, we don't eat muktuk, we dont live in igloos, and we don't survive off whales. I hate it when people treat alaskan's differently.

LOL SOMEBODY gets asked the same questions over and over again >.<
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5/27/2012 9:19:21 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Burn her house down.
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5/27/2012 9:23:15 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/27/2012 9:19:21 PM, DetectableNinja wrote:
Burn her house down.

Amazing. you must get laid alot.
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5/27/2012 9:24:20 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/27/2012 9:23:15 PM, cheesedingo1 wrote:
At 5/27/2012 9:19:21 PM, DetectableNinja wrote:
Burn her house down.

Amazing. you must get laid alot.

Oh yeah, totally. Then again, I'm not sure how that'll work out. I think my hand may be seeing other people...
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5/27/2012 9:29:54 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/27/2012 9:23:15 PM, cheesedingo1 wrote:
At 5/27/2012 9:19:21 PM, DetectableNinja wrote:
Burn her house down.

Amazing. you must get laid alot.

Oh he does. I would know ;P
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5/27/2012 11:42:55 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/27/2012 9:19:21 PM, DetectableNinja wrote:
Burn her house down.

With lemons!
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5/28/2012 12:40:10 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
By the trojans extra length ones. You will never cum. Neither of you will feel it either, it will be pure numb.

But if you want good sex... just keep doing what your doing... :p
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5/28/2012 1:37:15 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/27/2012 9:17:58 PM, Cody_Franklin wrote:
1. Get her off first.

Yep. This prevents a dissatisfaction on her end.
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5/28/2012 7:47:03 AM
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+400 for being an ironic thread.
And What I think you should do is go talk to a doctor lol. None of us here are doctors so how in the world would we know?!
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5/28/2012 7:57:43 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/27/2012 8:48:12 PM, cheesedingo1 wrote:
I have a problem in my sex life. Yes, I am a 15 year old with a sex life. This is modern day america. Deal with it. Anyway, while doin' it with my GF, i "released" way sooner than expected and it left us both perplexed and it was very awkward. Neither one of us knew what to do. So what do I do in a circumstance like that?

Definitely post about it on the Internet.
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5/28/2012 9:10:39 AM
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At 5/27/2012 8:48:12 PM, cheesedingo1 wrote:
I have a problem in my sex life. Yes, I am a 15 year old with a sex life. This is modern day america. Deal with it. Anyway, while doin' it with my GF, i "released" way sooner than expected and it left us both perplexed and it was very awkward. Neither one of us knew what to do. So what do I do in a circumstance like that?

1) At 15, you should be back, ready to go again within 20 minutes. I'm 25 and I'm still going strong... you should be smashing that semenal fluid out.
2) Regardless of all that, if you do drop the ball, whatever you do, don't let it kill the mood. Revert to foreplay. It's pretty straight forward.
3) The most important sexual skill a man should know is giving head. It's not gross, it's awesome. I'm hoping you're using condoms. If so, you could always go down on her. Obviously don't go down on a girl you've just busted a nut in. You'll have a real bad time.
4) Are you not communicating with your partner during? Like, once she gets to know you, she'll know when you're gonna cum, but yeah... If you can't hold it any more, get her some warning, do your business and then focus on the job at hand.
5) I'm a bit stoned, some I'm rambling.
6) I always try to get my missus off at least once before we actually get to business. That way, if I'm not gonna last long (like if you haven't had sex for a week or something) then at least she'll be right for a while.
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