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Calvincambridge
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5/29/2012 3:01:16 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
A super hot girl just came to my school today. How do I make a good first impression?
Trying to figure out women is like trying to solve a Rubik's cube with missing pieces. While blind. And on fire. And being shot.-Agent_Orange
Dude. Shades
That is all.- Thaddeus Rivers
One thing that isn't a joke though is the fact that woman are computers.Some buttons you can press and it'l work fine, but if you push the wrong one you'll get the blue screen of death.
silly, thett. girls are only good for sex. being friends with a female is of no value.-darkkermit
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5/29/2012 3:03:37 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Why not let her settle in before you rush at her like an uncontrollable elephant?

Seriously, just be nice. The best way to make a positive impression is to introduce yourself and offer to help her out. If she doesn't have a place to sit at during lunch, invite her to your table.
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5/29/2012 3:09:43 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/29/2012 3:03:37 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
Why not let her settle in before you rush at her like an uncontrollable elephant?

Seriously, just be nice. The best way to make a positive impression is to introduce yourself and offer to help her out. If she doesn't have a place to sit at during lunch, invite her to your table.

Wheres Bluesteel?
Trying to figure out women is like trying to solve a Rubik's cube with missing pieces. While blind. And on fire. And being shot.-Agent_Orange
Dude. Shades
That is all.- Thaddeus Rivers
One thing that isn't a joke though is the fact that woman are computers.Some buttons you can press and it'l work fine, but if you push the wrong one you'll get the blue screen of death.
silly, thett. girls are only good for sex. being friends with a female is of no value.-darkkermit
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5/29/2012 3:11:28 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/29/2012 3:03:37 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
Why let her settle in when you can rush at her like an uncontrollable elephant?

Seriously, just be nude. The best way to make a positive impression is to introduce yourself and offer to go down on her. If she doesn't have a place to sit at during lunch, invite her to your bedroom.

Great advice royal.
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5/29/2012 3:13:42 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Say hi. Be the first to be her friend in a new school. Im sure she is scared. I remember when I was the new kid. One guy really made me feel nice there. Thats who you have to be. Say hi, she will say hi. Start seeing her and you will soon become friends. Then you can ask her out if ya want.
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5/29/2012 3:17:32 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/29/2012 3:13:42 PM, kyro90 wrote:
Say hi. Be the first to be her friend in a new school. Im sure she is scared. I remember when I was the new kid. One guy really made me feel nice there. Thats who you have to be. Say hi, she will say hi. Start seeing her and you will soon become friends. Then you can ask her out if ya want.

OK
Trying to figure out women is like trying to solve a Rubik's cube with missing pieces. While blind. And on fire. And being shot.-Agent_Orange
Dude. Shades
That is all.- Thaddeus Rivers
One thing that isn't a joke though is the fact that woman are computers.Some buttons you can press and it'l work fine, but if you push the wrong one you'll get the blue screen of death.
silly, thett. girls are only good for sex. being friends with a female is of no value.-darkkermit
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5/29/2012 3:19:58 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/29/2012 3:17:32 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
At 5/29/2012 3:13:42 PM, kyro90 wrote:
Say hi. Be the first to be her friend in a new school. Im sure she is scared. I remember when I was the new kid. One guy really made me feel nice there. Thats who you have to be. Say hi, she will say hi. Start seeing her and you will soon become friends. Then you can ask her out if ya want.

OK

Im just giving some help. Ya dont have to do it if you dont want to.
Allow me to give you my card....
Oh you cant read? Pitty. It says,
You are now holding the card of the Awesome-Steller-Second-to-none-hot-cool-funny-incredible-magical-beautious-cuddly-warm-kitty-kat-like Secretary
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5/29/2012 4:03:49 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Kyro's advice is swell and all, but you gotta seem somewhat interested. She should sense it, but don't make it obvious, and don't creep her out. If she responds positively or you feel a good vibe, things are going good. Fallow all the stuff Kyro said, then, your in the golden area between stranger and friend. You can't be friendzoned, but she knows you as well. That is the perfect time to ask her out.
My name is Cheesedingo1. I am a dingo. Made of cheese. My favorite number is one. BOOM.
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5/29/2012 5:26:31 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/29/2012 4:03:49 PM, cheesedingo1 wrote:
Kyro's advice is swell and all, but you gotta seem somewhat interested. She should sense it, but don't make it obvious, and don't creep her out. If she responds positively or you feel a good vibe, things are going good. Fallow all the stuff Kyro said, then, your in the golden area between stranger and friend. You can't be friendzoned, but she knows you as well. That is the perfect time to ask her out.

How do I know if i'm in the golden area?
Trying to figure out women is like trying to solve a Rubik's cube with missing pieces. While blind. And on fire. And being shot.-Agent_Orange
Dude. Shades
That is all.- Thaddeus Rivers
One thing that isn't a joke though is the fact that woman are computers.Some buttons you can press and it'l work fine, but if you push the wrong one you'll get the blue screen of death.
silly, thett. girls are only good for sex. being friends with a female is of no value.-darkkermit
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5/29/2012 5:50:28 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Why would you date a girl?

I told you: guys are better.
Think'st thou heaven is such a glorious thing?
I tell thee, 'tis not half so fair as thou
Or any man that breathes on earth.

- Christopher Marlowe, Doctor Faustus
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5/29/2012 5:52:28 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/29/2012 5:50:28 PM, DetectableNinja wrote:
Why would you date a girl?

I told you: guys are better.

Leave please
Trying to figure out women is like trying to solve a Rubik's cube with missing pieces. While blind. And on fire. And being shot.-Agent_Orange
Dude. Shades
That is all.- Thaddeus Rivers
One thing that isn't a joke though is the fact that woman are computers.Some buttons you can press and it'l work fine, but if you push the wrong one you'll get the blue screen of death.
silly, thett. girls are only good for sex. being friends with a female is of no value.-darkkermit
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5/29/2012 5:54:01 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/29/2012 5:52:28 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
At 5/29/2012 5:50:28 PM, DetectableNinja wrote:
Why would you date a girl?

I told you: guys are better.

Leave please

If you're looking for an answer to your question, I don't have enough experience to answer. But the previous answers seem okay to me.
Think'st thou heaven is such a glorious thing?
I tell thee, 'tis not half so fair as thou
Or any man that breathes on earth.

- Christopher Marlowe, Doctor Faustus
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5/29/2012 5:55:03 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/29/2012 5:50:28 PM, DetectableNinja wrote:
Why would you date a girl?

I told you: guys are better.
#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
Calvincambridge
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5/29/2012 5:55:39 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/29/2012 5:54:01 PM, DetectableNinja wrote:
At 5/29/2012 5:52:28 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
At 5/29/2012 5:50:28 PM, DetectableNinja wrote:
Why would you date a girl?

I told you: guys are better.

Leave please

If you're looking for an answer to your question, I don't have enough experience to answer. But the previous answers seem okay to me.

Then don't
Trying to figure out women is like trying to solve a Rubik's cube with missing pieces. While blind. And on fire. And being shot.-Agent_Orange
Dude. Shades
That is all.- Thaddeus Rivers
One thing that isn't a joke though is the fact that woman are computers.Some buttons you can press and it'l work fine, but if you push the wrong one you'll get the blue screen of death.
silly, thett. girls are only good for sex. being friends with a female is of no value.-darkkermit
DetectableNinja
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5/29/2012 5:58:12 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/29/2012 5:55:39 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
At 5/29/2012 5:54:01 PM, DetectableNinja wrote:
At 5/29/2012 5:52:28 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
At 5/29/2012 5:50:28 PM, DetectableNinja wrote:
Why would you date a girl?

I told you: guys are better.

Leave please

If you're looking for an answer to your question, I don't have enough experience to answer. But the previous answers seem okay to me.

Then don't

Don't what?
Think'st thou heaven is such a glorious thing?
I tell thee, 'tis not half so fair as thou
Or any man that breathes on earth.

- Christopher Marlowe, Doctor Faustus
Calvincambridge
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5/29/2012 5:59:22 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/29/2012 5:58:12 PM, DetectableNinja wrote:
At 5/29/2012 5:55:39 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
At 5/29/2012 5:54:01 PM, DetectableNinja wrote:
At 5/29/2012 5:52:28 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
At 5/29/2012 5:50:28 PM, DetectableNinja wrote:
Why would you date a girl?

I told you: guys are better.

Leave please

If you're looking for an answer to your question, I don't have enough experience to answer. But the previous answers seem okay to me.

Then don't

Don't what?

Respond
Trying to figure out women is like trying to solve a Rubik's cube with missing pieces. While blind. And on fire. And being shot.-Agent_Orange
Dude. Shades
That is all.- Thaddeus Rivers
One thing that isn't a joke though is the fact that woman are computers.Some buttons you can press and it'l work fine, but if you push the wrong one you'll get the blue screen of death.
silly, thett. girls are only good for sex. being friends with a female is of no value.-darkkermit
Oryus
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5/29/2012 9:56:39 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
First off- how old are you and how old is she?
: : :Tulle: The fool, I purposely don't engage with you because you don't have proper command of the English language.
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: : The Fool: It's my English writing. Either way It's okay have a larger vocabulary then you, and a better grasp of language, and you're a woman.
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: I'm just going to leave this precious struggle nugget right here.
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5/29/2012 9:58:45 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/29/2012 3:03:37 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
Why not let her settle in before you rush at her like an uncontrollable elephant?


Rofl.
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5/29/2012 11:14:23 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/29/2012 5:26:31 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
At 5/29/2012 4:03:49 PM, cheesedingo1 wrote:
Kyro's advice is swell and all, but you gotta seem somewhat interested. She should sense it, but don't make it obvious, and don't creep her out. If she responds positively or you feel a good vibe, things are going good. Fallow all the stuff Kyro said, then, your in the golden area between stranger and friend. You can't be friendzoned, but she knows you as well. That is the perfect time to ask her out.

How do I know if i'm in the golden area?

She will start a random conversation with you. She will aknowledge your existence. She will friend you on facebook. something like that.
My name is Cheesedingo1. I am a dingo. Made of cheese. My favorite number is one. BOOM.
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5/30/2012 7:22:21 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/29/2012 9:56:39 PM, Oryus wrote:
First off- how old are you and how old is she?

I'm actually 15 she is 17. But i'm going to lie about my age for now on. Tell me how much older I can pass off as.
Trying to figure out women is like trying to solve a Rubik's cube with missing pieces. While blind. And on fire. And being shot.-Agent_Orange
Dude. Shades
That is all.- Thaddeus Rivers
One thing that isn't a joke though is the fact that woman are computers.Some buttons you can press and it'l work fine, but if you push the wrong one you'll get the blue screen of death.
silly, thett. girls are only good for sex. being friends with a female is of no value.-darkkermit
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5/30/2012 7:25:02 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/30/2012 7:22:21 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
At 5/29/2012 9:56:39 PM, Oryus wrote:
First off- how old are you and how old is she?

I'm actually 15 she is 17. But i'm going to lie about my age for now on. Tell me how much older I can pass off as.

haha I have no idea. I don't know what you look like.

But anyway, yeah, royals advice might be best. Be nice and present yourself as a welcoming friend before you get all "sup grrrl" on her.

Anyway, all you know about her (from what I can tell) is that she's hot. Do you really just date people because they're hot? Maybe you should get to know her first. She might be a total toolbag.
: : :Tulle: The fool, I purposely don't engage with you because you don't have proper command of the English language.
: :
: : The Fool: It's my English writing. Either way It's okay have a larger vocabulary then you, and a better grasp of language, and you're a woman.
:
: I'm just going to leave this precious struggle nugget right here.
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5/30/2012 7:27:41 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/30/2012 7:22:21 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
At 5/29/2012 9:56:39 PM, Oryus wrote:
First off- how old are you and how old is she?

I'm actually 15 she is 17. But i'm going to lie about my age for now on. Tell me how much older I can pass off as.

21.. Also tell her you co-founded the Red Cross and Doctors Without Borders and you should have no further problems.
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5/30/2012 7:28:08 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/30/2012 7:22:21 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
At 5/29/2012 9:56:39 PM, Oryus wrote:
First off- how old are you and how old is she?

I'm actually 15 she is 17. But i'm going to lie about my age for now on. Tell me how much older I can pass off as.

Seriously? She'll figure out what grade your in, so you can only inflate your age by a year, unless of course you want to state you stayed back a year. And honestly, what year you are in high school is more important than your age.
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5/30/2012 7:29:12 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/30/2012 7:27:41 PM, airmax1227 wrote:
At 5/30/2012 7:22:21 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
At 5/29/2012 9:56:39 PM, Oryus wrote:
First off- how old are you and how old is she?

I'm actually 15 she is 17. But i'm going to lie about my age for now on. Tell me how much older I can pass off as.

21.. Also tell her you co-founded the Red Cross and Doctors Without Borders and you should have no further problems.

While we're at the lying game, don't waste your money on college. Just lie on your job resumes on which college you went to. save a ton of money.
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5/30/2012 7:30:30 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/30/2012 7:25:02 PM, Oryus wrote:
At 5/30/2012 7:22:21 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
At 5/29/2012 9:56:39 PM, Oryus wrote:
First off- how old are you and how old is she?

I'm actually 15 she is 17. But i'm going to lie about my age for now on. Tell me how much older I can pass off as.

haha I have no idea. I don't know what you look like.

But anyway, yeah, royals advice might be best. Be nice and present yourself as a welcoming friend before you get all "sup grrrl" on her.

Anyway, all you know about her (from what I can tell) is that she's hot. Do you really just date people because they're hot? Maybe you should get to know her first. She might be a total toolbag.

Me :

https://www.facebook.com...

Look at my few pics.
Trying to figure out women is like trying to solve a Rubik's cube with missing pieces. While blind. And on fire. And being shot.-Agent_Orange
Dude. Shades
That is all.- Thaddeus Rivers
One thing that isn't a joke though is the fact that woman are computers.Some buttons you can press and it'l work fine, but if you push the wrong one you'll get the blue screen of death.
silly, thett. girls are only good for sex. being friends with a female is of no value.-darkkermit
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5/30/2012 7:32:34 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/30/2012 7:29:12 PM, darkkermit wrote:
At 5/30/2012 7:27:41 PM, airmax1227 wrote:
At 5/30/2012 7:22:21 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
At 5/29/2012 9:56:39 PM, Oryus wrote:
First off- how old are you and how old is she?

I'm actually 15 she is 17. But i'm going to lie about my age for now on. Tell me how much older I can pass off as.

21.. Also tell her you co-founded the Red Cross and Doctors Without Borders and you should have no further problems.

While we're at the lying game, don't waste your money on college. Just lie on your job resumes on which college you went to. save a ton of money.

Agreed.. In fact CC tell her you already have PHd and are just doing an experiment, studying the effects of high school on children (make up some condition for why you look 15).. That should win her over.
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5/30/2012 7:33:23 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/30/2012 7:27:41 PM, airmax1227 wrote:
At 5/30/2012 7:22:21 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
At 5/29/2012 9:56:39 PM, Oryus wrote:
First off- how old are you and how old is she?

I'm actually 15 she is 17. But i'm going to lie about my age for now on. Tell me how much older I can pass off as.

21.. Also tell her you co-founded the Red Cross and Doctors Without Borders and you should have no further problems.

XD bahahah!!!!

Really, you should tell the truth. Lying is not a good way to start off the relationship.
: : :Tulle: The fool, I purposely don't engage with you because you don't have proper command of the English language.
: :
: : The Fool: It's my English writing. Either way It's okay have a larger vocabulary then you, and a better grasp of language, and you're a woman.
:
: I'm just going to leave this precious struggle nugget right here.
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5/30/2012 7:33:46 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/30/2012 7:32:34 PM, airmax1227 wrote:
At 5/30/2012 7:29:12 PM, darkkermit wrote:
At 5/30/2012 7:27:41 PM, airmax1227 wrote:
At 5/30/2012 7:22:21 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
At 5/29/2012 9:56:39 PM, Oryus wrote:
First off- how old are you and how old is she?

I'm actually 15 she is 17. But i'm going to lie about my age for now on. Tell me how much older I can pass off as.

21.. Also tell her you co-founded the Red Cross and Doctors Without Borders and you should have no further problems.

While we're at the lying game, don't waste your money on college. Just lie on your job resumes on which college you went to. save a ton of money.

Agreed.. In fact CC tell her you already have PHd and are just doing an experiment, studying the effects of high school on children (make up some condition for why you look 15).. That should win her over.

That won't work. Hoopes will tell her different.
Trying to figure out women is like trying to solve a Rubik's cube with missing pieces. While blind. And on fire. And being shot.-Agent_Orange
Dude. Shades
That is all.- Thaddeus Rivers
One thing that isn't a joke though is the fact that woman are computers.Some buttons you can press and it'l work fine, but if you push the wrong one you'll get the blue screen of death.
silly, thett. girls are only good for sex. being friends with a female is of no value.-darkkermit
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5/30/2012 7:36:00 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/30/2012 7:33:23 PM, Oryus wrote:
At 5/30/2012 7:27:41 PM, airmax1227 wrote:
At 5/30/2012 7:22:21 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
At 5/29/2012 9:56:39 PM, Oryus wrote:
First off- how old are you and how old is she?

I'm actually 15 she is 17. But i'm going to lie about my age for now on. Tell me how much older I can pass off as.

21.. Also tell her you co-founded the Red Cross and Doctors Without Borders and you should have no further problems.

XD bahahah!!!!

Really, you should tell the truth. Lying is not a good way to start off the relationship.

My friend tells me she will think of me as a kid.
Trying to figure out women is like trying to solve a Rubik's cube with missing pieces. While blind. And on fire. And being shot.-Agent_Orange
Dude. Shades
That is all.- Thaddeus Rivers
One thing that isn't a joke though is the fact that woman are computers.Some buttons you can press and it'l work fine, but if you push the wrong one you'll get the blue screen of death.
silly, thett. girls are only good for sex. being friends with a female is of no value.-darkkermit