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LADY PROBLEM!! Rather urgent.

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6/11/2012 11:25:16 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Ok, so while i was fixing roof's for my grandma a long way's away from anchorage, this cool chick came over and my brother, her, and I talked about a whole bunch of personal sh!t, and it got kinda intimate, and then she had to leave back to anchorage. I got her #, and email (which is weird, she gave it to me but i don't use email), but she don't got no FB and I have no cell phone. I really like this lady, she's pretty swell, but apperently she likes it when guys are up front and not shy.

so........ WHAT THE FVCK TO I SAY????!?!??!?!?!
My name is Cheesedingo1. I am a dingo. Made of cheese. My favorite number is one. BOOM.
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6/11/2012 11:27:03 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/11/2012 11:25:16 AM, cheesedingo1 wrote:
Ok, so while i was fixing roof's for my grandma a long way's away from anchorage, this cool chick came over and my brother, her, and I talked about a whole bunch of personal sh!t, and it got kinda intimate, and then she had to leave back to anchorage. I got her #, and email (which is weird, she gave it to me but i don't use email), but she don't got no FB and I have no cell phone. I really like this lady, she's pretty swell, but apperently she likes it when guys are up front and not shy.

so........ WHAT THE FVCK TO I SAY????!?!??!?!?!

Since she's probably imaginary, anything you want to.
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6/11/2012 11:29:31 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
It's not like talking to girls is that hard. How the hell do you expect us to tell you what you should say? Just talk.
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6/11/2012 11:29:32 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/11/2012 11:28:02 AM, Cody_Franklin wrote:
Just ask her a lot of questions. People love to talk about themselves, and it makes you come across as genuine and as a good listener.* Plus, you might pick up on something really cool about her that you didn't pick up on in prior chat(s).

*I think, in this case, she could be particularly happy that you're so obviously interested.
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6/11/2012 11:30:55 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/11/2012 11:28:02 AM, Cody_Franklin wrote:
Just ask her a lot of questions. People love to talk about themselves, and it makes you come across as genuine and as a good listener. Plus, you might pick up on something really cool about her that you didn't pick up on in prior chat(s).

This is good advice. It shows that you have a (seemingly at least) genuine interest in getting to know her.
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: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
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6/11/2012 11:32:37 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
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6/11/2012 11:36:40 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/11/2012 11:25:16 AM, cheesedingo1 wrote:
Ok, so while i was fixing roof's for my grandma a long way's away from anchorage, this cool chick came over and my brother, her, and I talked about a whole bunch of personal sh!t, and it got kinda intimate, and then she had to leave back to anchorage. I got her #, and email (which is weird, she gave it to me but i don't use email), but she don't got no FB and I have no cell phone. I really like this lady, she's pretty swell, but apperently she likes it when guys are up front and not shy.

so........ WHAT THE FVCK TO I SAY????!?!??!?!?!

Sounds like an undisputed amateur to me.
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6/11/2012 12:15:26 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Just pull out your one-eyed monster and say, "Yyyyeahhhh, this thing isn't going to suck itself. Less talky, more sucky."
"Have you ever considered suicide? If not, please do." -- Mouthwash (to Inferno)
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6/11/2012 12:17:18 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/11/2012 12:15:26 PM, PARADIGM_L0ST wrote:
Just pull out your one-eyed monster and say, "Yyyyeahhhh, this thing isn't going to suck itself. Less talky, more sucky."
#UnbanTheMadman

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6/11/2012 12:25:55 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/11/2012 12:17:18 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 6/11/2012 12:15:26 PM, PARADIGM_L0ST wrote:
Just pull out your one-eyed monster and say, "Yyyyeahhhh, this thing isn't going to suck itself. Less talky, more sucky."



This is misogynist and chauvinistic. You, sir, are a monster.
"Have you ever considered suicide? If not, please do." -- Mouthwash (to Inferno)
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6/11/2012 12:29:16 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/11/2012 12:25:55 PM, PARADIGM_L0ST wrote:
At 6/11/2012 12:17:18 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 6/11/2012 12:15:26 PM, PARADIGM_L0ST wrote:
Just pull out your one-eyed monster and say, "Yyyyeahhhh, this thing isn't going to suck itself. Less talky, more sucky."



This is misogynist and chauvinistic. You, sir, are a monster.

Chivalry is on its way out dude
#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

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6/11/2012 12:30:50 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/11/2012 12:29:16 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 6/11/2012 12:25:55 PM, PARADIGM_L0ST wrote:
At 6/11/2012 12:17:18 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 6/11/2012 12:15:26 PM, PARADIGM_L0ST wrote:
Just pull out your one-eyed monster and say, "Yyyyeahhhh, this thing isn't going to suck itself. Less talky, more sucky."



This is misogynist and chauvinistic. You, sir, are a monster.

Chivalry is on its way out dude

Says who.
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6/11/2012 12:31:35 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/11/2012 12:30:50 PM, inferno wrote:
At 6/11/2012 12:29:16 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 6/11/2012 12:25:55 PM, PARADIGM_L0ST wrote:
At 6/11/2012 12:17:18 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 6/11/2012 12:15:26 PM, PARADIGM_L0ST wrote:
Just pull out your one-eyed monster and say, "Yyyyeahhhh, this thing isn't going to suck itself. Less talky, more sucky."



This is misogynist and chauvinistic. You, sir, are a monster.

Chivalry is on its way out dude

Says who.

Says Nietzsche.
#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
inferno
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6/11/2012 12:33:56 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/11/2012 12:31:35 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 6/11/2012 12:30:50 PM, inferno wrote:
At 6/11/2012 12:29:16 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 6/11/2012 12:25:55 PM, PARADIGM_L0ST wrote:
At 6/11/2012 12:17:18 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 6/11/2012 12:15:26 PM, PARADIGM_L0ST wrote:
Just pull out your one-eyed monster and say, "Yyyyeahhhh, this thing isn't going to suck itself. Less talky, more sucky."



This is misogynist and chauvinistic. You, sir, are a monster.

Chivalry is on its way out dude

Says who.

Says Nietzsche.

I feel sorry for your girlfriend.
ConservativePolitico
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6/11/2012 2:02:24 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/11/2012 12:33:56 PM, inferno wrote:
At 6/11/2012 12:31:35 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 6/11/2012 12:30:50 PM, inferno wrote:
At 6/11/2012 12:29:16 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 6/11/2012 12:25:55 PM, PARADIGM_L0ST wrote:
At 6/11/2012 12:17:18 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 6/11/2012 12:15:26 PM, PARADIGM_L0ST wrote:
Just pull out your one-eyed monster and say, "Yyyyeahhhh, this thing isn't going to suck itself. Less talky, more sucky."



This is misogynist and chauvinistic. You, sir, are a monster.

Chivalry is on its way out dude

Says who.

Says Nietzsche.

I feel sorry for your girlfriend.

I love this song!
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6/11/2012 2:05:59 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/11/2012 11:27:03 AM, drafterman wrote:
At 6/11/2012 11:25:16 AM, cheesedingo1 wrote:
Ok, so while i was fixing roof's for my grandma a long way's away from anchorage, this cool chick came over and my brother, her, and I talked about a whole bunch of personal sh!t, and it got kinda intimate, and then she had to leave back to anchorage. I got her #, and email (which is weird, she gave it to me but i don't use email), but she don't got no FB and I have no cell phone. I really like this lady, she's pretty swell, but apperently she likes it when guys are up front and not shy.

so........ WHAT THE FVCK TO I SAY????!?!??!?!?!

Since she's probably imaginary, anything you want to.
cheesedingo1
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6/11/2012 5:15:39 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I need to know what to say to ask her out. That's my problem. she said she likes guys who are up front and straghtforward, but what should i say and how should i say it?
My name is Cheesedingo1. I am a dingo. Made of cheese. My favorite number is one. BOOM.
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6/12/2012 4:21:50 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/11/2012 5:15:39 PM, cheesedingo1 wrote:
I need to know what to say to ask her out. That's my problem. she said she likes guys who are up front and straghtforward, but what should i say and how should i say it?

If you have to be coached on this, you're probably going to crumble once you're forced into a position where you can't ask the internet for advice.
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6/12/2012 4:22:32 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/12/2012 4:21:50 AM, Cody_Franklin wrote:
At 6/11/2012 5:15:39 PM, cheesedingo1 wrote:
I need to know what to say to ask her out. That's my problem. she said she likes guys who are up front and straghtforward, but what should i say and how should i say it?

If you have to be coached on this, you're probably going to crumble once you're forced into a position where you can't ask the internet for advice.

"I need to know where to put my thing guys..."
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6/24/2015 2:59:37 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/11/2012 11:25:16 AM, cheesedingo1 wrote:
Ok, so while i was fixing roof's for my grandma a long way's away from anchorage, this cool chick came over and my brother, her, and I talked about a whole bunch of personal sh!t, and it got kinda intimate, and then she had to leave back to anchorage. I got her #, and email (which is weird, she gave it to me but i don't use email), but she don't got no FB and I have no cell phone. I really like this lady, she's pretty swell, but apperently she likes it when guys are up front and not shy.

so........ WHAT THE FVCK TO I SAY????!?!??!?!?!

Give her up front. Meet up with her and just immediately pull out your penis and tell her to get started. That's basically what she told you to do anyway. I hope you got this advice in time.