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tulle
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6/14/2012 11:35:25 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Disclaimer: This is a long read but I think it will make you laugh.

So I'm usually not the type to hit on a guy first but I gave this one guy my number... he was a redhead and I have a thing for redheads lol and he seemed really nice in the beginning. We texted a bit for a couple of days and I found out he was Catholic and close with his family and all that jazz. Then he told me he believes in chivalry and treating a girl like how he would want his baby sister to be treated.

We were starting to make plans to meet up for coffee and he sends me a text asking if I'd like to make 500 dollars that night. So I immediately brush him off and then he claimed I misunderstood him, he was offering me a bet and I had nothing to lose. I asked him what are the terms. He told me if I give him a blow job and I can get him off, he will give me 500 dollars.

So obviously I'm like wtf is this guy joking? After discerning that he was not joking, I told him to lose my number, to which he responded that I was being mean. Anyway, I deleted all our texts and forgot about him. A couple of days later he texted me, and I thought I would share our texts with you guys.

Him: Hey

Me: Hi

Him: You not going to talk to me anymore?

Me: Didn't get the impression you wanted to actually talk to me?

Him: I did. You told me not to.

Me: I meant I got the impression you just wanted to hook up. I'm not that girl.

Him: No I didn't.

Him: I came up with that fun bet cus you're hot and I could see myself with you.

Me: lol you're not serious.

Him: I thought it would have been so hot.

Me: If you're joking this is really funny. But if not then I'm just perplexed.

Him: I wasn't joking.

Him: But I wish I didn't ask cus seems like you hated me for asking.

Me: I'm curious, what is your success rate when you offer a girl money for a blow job lol

Him: I've never offered this.

Him: And I wasn't paying you to do it. It was a bet.

Me: It might be funny to offer that bet to a girl who has already given you a blow job... Otherwise you're just a creep.

Him: I'm a creep? :s

Him: I wouldn't offer it to someone who had given me one. The idea is I don't know how good they are.

Him: I'd see how long I could hold out.

Me: lol Yes. I still can't tell if you're being facetious.

Him: I'm trying to have a serious conversation.

Him: Why you so mean to me

Me: Because I don't think you're serious lol

Him: Omg I am

Him: Let's meet and do it.

Him: But only if you promise to hang out again after. I don't want it to be a one time hook up.

Me: lmao the only reason I'm still talking to you is because you legitimately make me laugh.

Me: Whether you're trolling or not, it's funny :/

Him: You're really cute. I'm glad you're still talking to me.

Him: Ok but can we seriously meet. It would be super hot to meet and do this. It would be funny for a long time.

Me: I'm not giving you a blow job lmfao

Me: I can't believe I'm even having this conversation.

Him: Well it doesn't have to be a bj.

Him: Bet was whether you could get me off and we'll put a time limit ;)

Him: How much time do you think you need

Me: I will not be meeting you lol you're a total creep :/ and I mean that in the nicest way possible.

Him: That's not nice.

Me: Yes it is lol

Him: Wow.

Me: Wow is correct.

Him: So what about coffee?

Me: You were briefly entertaining but in all seriousness... no. Just... no. I'm 100% not the girl for you. I thought you were joking but you're not and I'm not even remotely entertaining the thought of going out with someone like you. Sorry.

Him: You're so mean.

Me: I'm actually not mean. You're just a creep.

Him: No way. You were so mean.

Me: Whatever you say lol

Him: I have not said anything mean. Why do you say stuff like that

Me: I told you several times what I think about your proposal so your insistence in proposing it is creepy.

Him: Ok so what now

Me: With me? Nothing. But you can always see how long it takes your hand to get you off :)

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Is this guy for real or did I get trolled? :/ Don't ask why the conversation is so long LOL I was bored at home with nothing else to do and it was pretty entertaining.
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6/14/2012 11:39:35 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
DEEEEEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLBBBBBBBBRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAKKKERRRRRRR!!!!

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6/14/2012 11:40:24 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I think he was serious...

This is why I HATE texting. I literally HATE texting to the point that I wish it would have never been invented.
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6/14/2012 11:40:32 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I think he was being serious....
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6/14/2012 11:41:21 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/14/2012 11:39:35 PM, Oryus wrote:
DEEEEEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLBBBBBBBBRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAKKKERRRRRRR!!!!

nac

What? Does he think this is some clever reverse-psych bullsh1t? LOL

"Oh, I bet you couldn't get me off with a blowjob!"

"Why, I sure could! Here lemme show you!"

Lmfao What a fvckng toolbag. XD
: : :Tulle: The fool, I purposely don't engage with you because you don't have proper command of the English language.
: :
: : The Fool: It's my English writing. Either way It's okay have a larger vocabulary then you, and a better grasp of language, and you're a woman.
:
: I'm just going to leave this precious struggle nugget right here.
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6/14/2012 11:42:04 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/14/2012 11:41:21 PM, Oryus wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:39:35 PM, Oryus wrote:
DEEEEEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLBBBBBBBBRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAKKKERRRRRRR!!!!

nac

What? Does he think this is some clever reverse-psych bullsh1t? LOL

"Oh, I bet you couldn't get me off with a blowjob!"

"Why, I sure could! Here lemme show you!"

Lmfao What a fvckng toolbag. XD

Hey guess what, I bet you cant have sex with me.
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#BetOnThett

"Don't quote me, ever." -Max

"My name is max. I'm not a big fan of slacks"- Max rapping

"Walmart should have the opportunity to bribe a politician to it's agenda" -Max

"Thett, you're really good at convincing people you're a decent person"-tulle

"You fit the character of Regina George quite nicely"- Sam

: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
tulle
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6/14/2012 11:42:50 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/14/2012 11:41:21 PM, Oryus wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:39:35 PM, Oryus wrote:
DEEEEEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLBBBBBBBBRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAKKKERRRRRRR!!!!

nac

What? Does he think this is some clever reverse-psych bullsh1t? LOL

"Oh, I bet you couldn't get me off with a blowjob!"

"Why, I sure could! Here lemme show you!"

Lmfao What a fvckng toolbag. XD

lmao I was so astonished, like... seriously? He went from "Catholic, family-oriented" to this hahaha
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6/14/2012 11:43:40 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/14/2012 11:42:04 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:41:21 PM, Oryus wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:39:35 PM, Oryus wrote:
DEEEEEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLBBBBBBBBRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAKKKERRRRRRR!!!!

nac

What? Does he think this is some clever reverse-psych bullsh1t? LOL

"Oh, I bet you couldn't get me off with a blowjob!"

"Why, I sure could! Here lemme show you!"

Lmfao What a fvckng toolbag. XD

Hey guess what, I bet you cant have sex with me.

Well, as a rational human being, I can't just decline a perfectly reasonable challenge.

I accept your bet.
: : :Tulle: The fool, I purposely don't engage with you because you don't have proper command of the English language.
: :
: : The Fool: It's my English writing. Either way It's okay have a larger vocabulary then you, and a better grasp of language, and you're a woman.
:
: I'm just going to leave this precious struggle nugget right here.
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6/14/2012 11:44:19 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/14/2012 11:40:24 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
I think he was serious...


In that case, there's no hope for the human race lmao When he said I have to promise to hang out with him after because he doesn't want it to be a one-time hook up I nearly died laughing.

This is why I HATE texting. I literally HATE texting to the point that I wish it would have never been invented.
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6/14/2012 11:44:32 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/14/2012 11:42:50 PM, tulle wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:41:21 PM, Oryus wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:39:35 PM, Oryus wrote:
DEEEEEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLBBBBBBBBRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAKKKERRRRRRR!!!!

nac

What? Does he think this is some clever reverse-psych bullsh1t? LOL

"Oh, I bet you couldn't get me off with a blowjob!"

"Why, I sure could! Here lemme show you!"

Lmfao What a fvckng toolbag. XD

lmao I was so astonished, like... seriously? He went from "Catholic, family-oriented" to this hahaha

lol Sounds a lot better than, "D1ckbag, Blowjob-bet-oriented." XD
: : :Tulle: The fool, I purposely don't engage with you because you don't have proper command of the English language.
: :
: : The Fool: It's my English writing. Either way It's okay have a larger vocabulary then you, and a better grasp of language, and you're a woman.
:
: I'm just going to leave this precious struggle nugget right here.
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6/14/2012 11:45:16 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
how did you two meet? that's pretty creepy.

I like to think that sex kind of disproves the laws of supply and demand in a way. A women will be less likely to have sex with you If you try paying for it. Of course, this isn't true for all girls, If the girl is actually a prostitute.
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6/14/2012 11:45:39 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/14/2012 11:44:19 PM, tulle wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:40:24 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
I think he was serious...


In that case, there's no hope for the human race lmao When he said I have to promise to hang out with him after because he doesn't want it to be a one-time hook up I nearly died laughing.

What do you say to some cyber sex? 15 thett points...but we have to have a PM and play some mafia after (:

This is why I HATE texting. I literally HATE texting to the point that I wish it would have never been invented.
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"My name is max. I'm not a big fan of slacks"- Max rapping

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"Thett, you're really good at convincing people you're a decent person"-tulle

"You fit the character of Regina George quite nicely"- Sam

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: thett was right
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6/14/2012 11:46:11 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/14/2012 11:44:32 PM, Oryus wrote:

lol Sounds a lot better than, "D1ckbag, Blowjob-bet-oriented." XD

lmfaooo I didn't know people like this existed in real life.
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6/14/2012 11:47:08 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/14/2012 11:46:11 PM, tulle wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:44:32 PM, Oryus wrote:

lol Sounds a lot better than, "D1ckbag, Blowjob-bet-oriented." XD

lmfaooo I didn't know people like this existed in real life.

Me either, tulle. You've opened my eyes to a whole new breed of men. I'm not so sure how I feel about it haha
: : :Tulle: The fool, I purposely don't engage with you because you don't have proper command of the English language.
: :
: : The Fool: It's my English writing. Either way It's okay have a larger vocabulary then you, and a better grasp of language, and you're a woman.
:
: I'm just going to leave this precious struggle nugget right here.
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6/14/2012 11:47:36 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/14/2012 11:43:40 PM, Oryus wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:42:04 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:41:21 PM, Oryus wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:39:35 PM, Oryus wrote:
DEEEEEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLBBBBBBBBRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAKKKERRRRRRR!!!!

nac

What? Does he think this is some clever reverse-psych bullsh1t? LOL

"Oh, I bet you couldn't get me off with a blowjob!"

"Why, I sure could! Here lemme show you!"

Lmfao What a fvckng toolbag. XD

Hey guess what, I bet you cant have sex with me.

Well, as a rational human being, I can't just decline a perfectly reasonable challenge.

I accept your bet.

Be warned, I'm quite large (1.3 inches :D)
DDO Vice President

#StandwithBossy

#UnbanTheMadman

#BetOnThett

"Don't quote me, ever." -Max

"My name is max. I'm not a big fan of slacks"- Max rapping

"Walmart should have the opportunity to bribe a politician to it's agenda" -Max

"Thett, you're really good at convincing people you're a decent person"-tulle

"You fit the character of Regina George quite nicely"- Sam

: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
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6/14/2012 11:48:36 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/14/2012 11:45:16 PM, darkkermit wrote:
how did you two meet? that's pretty creepy.


Mall lol

I like to think that sex kind of disproves the laws of supply and demand in a way. A women will be less likely to have sex with you If you try paying for it. Of course, this isn't true for all girls, If the girl is actually a prostitute.

lol
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6/14/2012 11:48:37 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/14/2012 11:47:36 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:43:40 PM, Oryus wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:42:04 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:41:21 PM, Oryus wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:39:35 PM, Oryus wrote:
DEEEEEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLBBBBBBBBRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAKKKERRRRRRR!!!!

nac

What? Does he think this is some clever reverse-psych bullsh1t? LOL

"Oh, I bet you couldn't get me off with a blowjob!"

"Why, I sure could! Here lemme show you!"

Lmfao What a fvckng toolbag. XD

Hey guess what, I bet you cant have sex with me.

Well, as a rational human being, I can't just decline a perfectly reasonable challenge.

I accept your bet.

Be warned, I'm quite large (1.3 inches :D)

HAHAA XD I'm sure my baby-pusher-outer can handle a 1.3 inch monstrosity.
: : :Tulle: The fool, I purposely don't engage with you because you don't have proper command of the English language.
: :
: : The Fool: It's my English writing. Either way It's okay have a larger vocabulary then you, and a better grasp of language, and you're a woman.
:
: I'm just going to leave this precious struggle nugget right here.
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6/14/2012 11:50:17 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/14/2012 11:48:37 PM, Oryus wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:47:36 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:43:40 PM, Oryus wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:42:04 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:41:21 PM, Oryus wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:39:35 PM, Oryus wrote:
DEEEEEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLBBBBBBBBRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAKKKERRRRRRR!!!!

nac

What? Does he think this is some clever reverse-psych bullsh1t? LOL

"Oh, I bet you couldn't get me off with a blowjob!"

"Why, I sure could! Here lemme show you!"

Lmfao What a fvckng toolbag. XD

Hey guess what, I bet you cant have sex with me.

Well, as a rational human being, I can't just decline a perfectly reasonable challenge.

I accept your bet.

Be warned, I'm quite large (1.3 inches :D)

HAHAA XD I'm sure my baby-pusher-outer can handle a 1.3 inch monstrosity.

Pics or it won't be verified.
#UnbanTheMadman

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Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
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6/14/2012 11:51:02 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/14/2012 11:47:08 PM, Oryus wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:46:11 PM, tulle wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:44:32 PM, Oryus wrote:

lol Sounds a lot better than, "D1ckbag, Blowjob-bet-oriented." XD

lmfaooo I didn't know people like this existed in real life.

Me either, tulle. You've opened my eyes to a whole new breed of men. I'm not so sure how I feel about it haha

I was literally waiting for him to be like "I'm just kidding". Not that that would have made me any more inclined to meet him. And he wasn't even aware of his own creepiness, I refuse to believe this guy was for real haha
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6/14/2012 11:53:28 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/14/2012 11:51:02 PM, tulle wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:47:08 PM, Oryus wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:46:11 PM, tulle wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:44:32 PM, Oryus wrote:

lol Sounds a lot better than, "D1ckbag, Blowjob-bet-oriented." XD

lmfaooo I didn't know people like this existed in real life.

Me either, tulle. You've opened my eyes to a whole new breed of men. I'm not so sure how I feel about it haha

I was literally waiting for him to be like "I'm just kidding". Not that that would have made me any more inclined to meet him. And he wasn't even aware of his own creepiness, I refuse to believe this guy was for real haha

My personal opinion: if a guy doesn't immediately try to rectify a situation after having seriously been called a creep- bad sign.

"Be my blowjob queen and I'll make you a prostitute, baby. Oh yeah, I think you're hot and I'd like to see you again. Did I mention I'm catholic? Cool."
: : :Tulle: The fool, I purposely don't engage with you because you don't have proper command of the English language.
: :
: : The Fool: It's my English writing. Either way It's okay have a larger vocabulary then you, and a better grasp of language, and you're a woman.
:
: I'm just going to leave this precious struggle nugget right here.
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6/14/2012 11:54:23 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/14/2012 11:50:17 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:48:37 PM, Oryus wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:47:36 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:43:40 PM, Oryus wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:42:04 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:41:21 PM, Oryus wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:39:35 PM, Oryus wrote:
DEEEEEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLBBBBBBBBRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAKKKERRRRRRR!!!!

nac

What? Does he think this is some clever reverse-psych bullsh1t? LOL

"Oh, I bet you couldn't get me off with a blowjob!"

"Why, I sure could! Here lemme show you!"

Lmfao What a fvckng toolbag. XD

Hey guess what, I bet you cant have sex with me.

Well, as a rational human being, I can't just decline a perfectly reasonable challenge.

I accept your bet.

Be warned, I'm quite large (1.3 inches :D)

HAHAA XD I'm sure my baby-pusher-outer can handle a 1.3 inch monstrosity.

Pics or it won't be verified.

Do you, by any chance, have red hair, subscribe to the Catholic religion, and describe yourself as "family-oriented"?
: : :Tulle: The fool, I purposely don't engage with you because you don't have proper command of the English language.
: :
: : The Fool: It's my English writing. Either way It's okay have a larger vocabulary then you, and a better grasp of language, and you're a woman.
:
: I'm just going to leave this precious struggle nugget right here.
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6/14/2012 11:55:58 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/14/2012 11:54:23 PM, Oryus wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:50:17 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:48:37 PM, Oryus wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:47:36 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:43:40 PM, Oryus wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:42:04 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:41:21 PM, Oryus wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:39:35 PM, Oryus wrote:
DEEEEEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLBBBBBBBBRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAKKKERRRRRRR!!!!

nac

What? Does he think this is some clever reverse-psych bullsh1t? LOL

"Oh, I bet you couldn't get me off with a blowjob!"

"Why, I sure could! Here lemme show you!"

Lmfao What a fvckng toolbag. XD

Hey guess what, I bet you cant have sex with me.

Well, as a rational human being, I can't just decline a perfectly reasonable challenge.

I accept your bet.

Be warned, I'm quite large (1.3 inches :D)

HAHAA XD I'm sure my baby-pusher-outer can handle a 1.3 inch monstrosity.

Pics or it won't be verified.

Do you, by any chance, have red hair, subscribe to the Catholic religion, and describe yourself as "family-oriented"?

If that's what kind of guy you like, sure!
#UnbanTheMadman

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Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
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6/14/2012 11:57:58 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/14/2012 11:53:28 PM, Oryus wrote:

My personal opinion: if a guy doesn't immediately try to rectify a situation after having seriously been called a creep- bad sign.

"Be my blowjob queen and I'll make you a prostitute, baby. Oh yeah, I think you're hot and I'd like to see you again. Did I mention I'm catholic? Cool."

I'll keep that in mind for next time haha. In the texts I deleted I actually did say something like "Glad to know you'd like a random stranger to offer your sister money for sex", since he said that's how he would treat a woman :/ He saw nothing wrong with it lol. SO creepy.
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6/15/2012 12:01:39 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/14/2012 11:57:58 PM, tulle wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:53:28 PM, Oryus wrote:

My personal opinion: if a guy doesn't immediately try to rectify a situation after having seriously been called a creep- bad sign.

"Be my blowjob queen and I'll make you a prostitute, baby. Oh yeah, I think you're hot and I'd like to see you again. Did I mention I'm catholic? Cool."

I'll keep that in mind for next time haha. In the texts I deleted I actually did say something like "Glad to know you'd like a random stranger to offer your sister money for sex", since he said that's how he would treat a woman :/ He saw nothing wrong with it lol. SO creepy.

So, really, what he meant to say was that he cuts to the chase- not that he's chivalrous at all. None of this mamby-pamby opening doors and buying dinners and movies fluff. Just get straight to the point- money for sex. *facepalm*

At least he's honest..... ?
: : :Tulle: The fool, I purposely don't engage with you because you don't have proper command of the English language.
: :
: : The Fool: It's my English writing. Either way It's okay have a larger vocabulary then you, and a better grasp of language, and you're a woman.
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6/15/2012 12:02:40 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/14/2012 11:55:58 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:54:23 PM, Oryus wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:50:17 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:48:37 PM, Oryus wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:47:36 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:43:40 PM, Oryus wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:42:04 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:41:21 PM, Oryus wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:39:35 PM, Oryus wrote:
DEEEEEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLBBBBBBBBRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAKKKERRRRRRR!!!!

nac

What? Does he think this is some clever reverse-psych bullsh1t? LOL

"Oh, I bet you couldn't get me off with a blowjob!"

"Why, I sure could! Here lemme show you!"

Lmfao What a fvckng toolbag. XD

Hey guess what, I bet you cant have sex with me.

Well, as a rational human being, I can't just decline a perfectly reasonable challenge.

I accept your bet.

Be warned, I'm quite large (1.3 inches :D)

HAHAA XD I'm sure my baby-pusher-outer can handle a 1.3 inch monstrosity.

Pics or it won't be verified.

Do you, by any chance, have red hair, subscribe to the Catholic religion, and describe yourself as "family-oriented"?

If that's what kind of guy you like, sure!

Is everyone else seeing this?!

Should I secure my doors and windows?
: : :Tulle: The fool, I purposely don't engage with you because you don't have proper command of the English language.
: :
: : The Fool: It's my English writing. Either way It's okay have a larger vocabulary then you, and a better grasp of language, and you're a woman.
:
: I'm just going to leave this precious struggle nugget right here.
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6/15/2012 12:02:50 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/14/2012 11:45:39 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:44:19 PM, tulle wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:40:24 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
I think he was serious...


In that case, there's no hope for the human race lmao When he said I have to promise to hang out with him after because he doesn't want it to be a one-time hook up I nearly died laughing.

What do you say to some cyber sex? 15 thett points...but we have to have a PM and play some mafia after (:


Anything for you ;)
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6/15/2012 12:04:19 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/15/2012 12:01:39 AM, Oryus wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:57:58 PM, tulle wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:53:28 PM, Oryus wrote:

My personal opinion: if a guy doesn't immediately try to rectify a situation after having seriously been called a creep- bad sign.

"Be my blowjob queen and I'll make you a prostitute, baby. Oh yeah, I think you're hot and I'd like to see you again. Did I mention I'm catholic? Cool."

I'll keep that in mind for next time haha. In the texts I deleted I actually did say something like "Glad to know you'd like a random stranger to offer your sister money for sex", since he said that's how he would treat a woman :/ He saw nothing wrong with it lol. SO creepy.

So, really, what he meant to say was that he cuts to the chase- not that he's chivalrous at all. None of this mamby-pamby opening doors and buying dinners and movies fluff. Just get straight to the point- money for sex. *facepalm*

At least he's honest..... ?

I need to go back to the "chivalry is dead" thread and maybe re-examine my values? hahaha
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6/15/2012 12:06:45 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/15/2012 12:04:19 AM, tulle wrote:
At 6/15/2012 12:01:39 AM, Oryus wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:57:58 PM, tulle wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:53:28 PM, Oryus wrote:

My personal opinion: if a guy doesn't immediately try to rectify a situation after having seriously been called a creep- bad sign.

"Be my blowjob queen and I'll make you a prostitute, baby. Oh yeah, I think you're hot and I'd like to see you again. Did I mention I'm catholic? Cool."

I'll keep that in mind for next time haha. In the texts I deleted I actually did say something like "Glad to know you'd like a random stranger to offer your sister money for sex", since he said that's how he would treat a woman :/ He saw nothing wrong with it lol. SO creepy.

So, really, what he meant to say was that he cuts to the chase- not that he's chivalrous at all. None of this mamby-pamby opening doors and buying dinners and movies fluff. Just get straight to the point- money for sex. *facepalm*

At least he's honest..... ?

I need to go back to the "chivalry is dead" thread and maybe re-examine my values? hahaha

lol XD
: : :Tulle: The fool, I purposely don't engage with you because you don't have proper command of the English language.
: :
: : The Fool: It's my English writing. Either way It's okay have a larger vocabulary then you, and a better grasp of language, and you're a woman.
:
: I'm just going to leave this precious struggle nugget right here.
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6/15/2012 12:08:15 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
wait, this isn't okay???

i need to stop saying "jinx, you owe me a blowjob"

(the only reason I hate texting - too hard to convey sarcasm)

lol, spinko, i'm curious what you meant by that comment
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6/15/2012 12:08:25 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/15/2012 12:04:19 AM, tulle wrote:
At 6/15/2012 12:01:39 AM, Oryus wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:57:58 PM, tulle wrote:
At 6/14/2012 11:53:28 PM, Oryus wrote:

My personal opinion: if a guy doesn't immediately try to rectify a situation after having seriously been called a creep- bad sign.

"Be my blowjob queen and I'll make you a prostitute, baby. Oh yeah, I think you're hot and I'd like to see you again. Did I mention I'm catholic? Cool."

I'll keep that in mind for next time haha. In the texts I deleted I actually did say something like "Glad to know you'd like a random stranger to offer your sister money for sex", since he said that's how he would treat a woman :/ He saw nothing wrong with it lol. SO creepy.

So, really, what he meant to say was that he cuts to the chase- not that he's chivalrous at all. None of this mamby-pamby opening doors and buying dinners and movies fluff. Just get straight to the point- money for sex. *facepalm*

At least he's honest..... ?

I need to go back to the "chivalry is dead" thread and maybe re-examine my values? hahaha

XDDDDDDDDDD
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