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bossyburrito
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6/20/2012 2:12:34 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
You know, every city I go to I see her. She is everywhere. I just see this same hoe. It doesn't matter where I go. You know, I got caught by my wife with her. She tried to hide in the closet, but then her motherflyin phone rang. Good thing I gave her my Beretta, or else I would probably be dead. I managed to run far away, but I think that hoe is still on my tail. Any idea how to get rid of her?
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Oryus
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6/20/2012 2:17:58 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/20/2012 2:12:34 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
You know, every city I go to I see her. She is everywhere. I just see this same hoe. It doesn't matter where I go. You know, I got caught by my wife with her. She tried to hide in the closet, but then her motherflyin phone rang. Good thing I gave her my Beretta, or else I would probably be dead. I managed to run far away, but I think that hoe is still on my tail. Any idea how to get rid of her?

So how much did CC pay you, exactly?
: : :Tulle: The fool, I purposely don't engage with you because you don't have proper command of the English language.
: :
: : The Fool: It's my English writing. Either way It's okay have a larger vocabulary then you, and a better grasp of language, and you're a woman.
:
: I'm just going to leave this precious struggle nugget right here.
cheesedingo1
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6/20/2012 2:18:28 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/20/2012 2:12:34 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
You know, every city I go to I see her. She is everywhere. I just see this same hoe. It doesn't matter where I go. You know, I got caught by my wife with her. She tried to hide in the closet, but then her motherflyin phone rang. Good thing I gave her my Beretta, or else I would probably be dead. I managed to run far away, but I think that hoe is still on my tail. Any idea how to get rid of her?

burn her house with fire.
My name is Cheesedingo1. I am a dingo. Made of cheese. My favorite number is one. BOOM.
bossyburrito
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6/20/2012 2:19:35 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/20/2012 2:18:28 AM, cheesedingo1 wrote:
At 6/20/2012 2:12:34 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
You know, every city I go to I see her. She is everywhere. I just see this same hoe. It doesn't matter where I go. You know, I got caught by my wife with her. She tried to hide in the closet, but then her motherflyin phone rang. Good thing I gave her my Beretta, or else I would probably be dead. I managed to run far away, but I think that hoe is still on my tail. Any idea how to get rid of her?

burn her house with fire.

She follows me like a ninja. I never know when she will pop up and kiss me.
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bossyburrito
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6/20/2012 2:21:30 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/20/2012 2:17:58 AM, Oryus wrote:
At 6/20/2012 2:12:34 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
You know, every city I go to I see her. She is everywhere. I just see this same hoe. It doesn't matter where I go. You know, I got caught by my wife with her. She tried to hide in the closet, but then her motherflyin phone rang. Good thing I gave her my Beretta, or else I would probably be dead. I managed to run far away, but I think that hoe is still on my tail. Any idea how to get rid of her?

So how much did CC pay you, exactly?

I assume you mean Creative Commons. I am involved in both DRR and Jive records. Noooo copyright hereeeeee ;)
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Oryus
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6/20/2012 2:28:34 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/20/2012 2:21:30 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 6/20/2012 2:17:58 AM, Oryus wrote:
At 6/20/2012 2:12:34 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
You know, every city I go to I see her. She is everywhere. I just see this same hoe. It doesn't matter where I go. You know, I got caught by my wife with her. She tried to hide in the closet, but then her motherflyin phone rang. Good thing I gave her my Beretta, or else I would probably be dead. I managed to run far away, but I think that hoe is still on my tail. Any idea how to get rid of her?

So how much did CC pay you, exactly?

I assume you mean Creative Commons. I am involved in both DRR and Jive records. Noooo copyright hereeeeee ;)

Your assumption is incorrect, BB.
: : :Tulle: The fool, I purposely don't engage with you because you don't have proper command of the English language.
: :
: : The Fool: It's my English writing. Either way It's okay have a larger vocabulary then you, and a better grasp of language, and you're a woman.
:
: I'm just going to leave this precious struggle nugget right here.
cheesedingo1
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6/20/2012 2:41:04 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
Is this a joke?

If so: As i said, burn her house down with fire.

If not: Give up. there is NO outsmarting a girl.
My name is Cheesedingo1. I am a dingo. Made of cheese. My favorite number is one. BOOM.
Oryus
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6/20/2012 2:42:46 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/20/2012 2:41:04 AM, cheesedingo1 wrote:
Is this a joke?

If so: As i said, burn her house down with fire.

If not: Give up. there is NO outsmarting a girl.

Is this a joke?

If so: As I said, he was bribed.

If not: Give up. You're being trolled.
: : :Tulle: The fool, I purposely don't engage with you because you don't have proper command of the English language.
: :
: : The Fool: It's my English writing. Either way It's okay have a larger vocabulary then you, and a better grasp of language, and you're a woman.
:
: I'm just going to leave this precious struggle nugget right here.
bossyburrito
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6/20/2012 8:10:29 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/20/2012 2:28:34 AM, Oryus wrote:
At 6/20/2012 2:21:30 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 6/20/2012 2:17:58 AM, Oryus wrote:
At 6/20/2012 2:12:34 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
You know, every city I go to I see her. She is everywhere. I just see this same hoe. It doesn't matter where I go. You know, I got caught by my wife with her. She tried to hide in the closet, but then her motherflyin phone rang. Good thing I gave her my Beretta, or else I would probably be dead. I managed to run far away, but I think that hoe is still on my tail. Any idea how to get rid of her?

So how much did CC pay you, exactly?

I assume you mean Creative Commons. I am involved in both DRR and Jive records. Noooo copyright hereeeeee ;)

Your assumption is incorrect, BB.

Please tell me were I went wrong in life :(
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6/20/2012 8:57:52 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
When her cell phone started to ring, did she try her best to quickly put it on VI-I-BRA-A-A-ATE?
It's not about reciprocation, it's just all about me,
a sycophantic, prophetic, Socratic junkie wannabe.

- The 1975, "The Sound"
bossyburrito
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6/20/2012 9:29:09 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/20/2012 8:57:52 AM, DetectableNinja wrote:
When her cell phone started to ring, did she try her best to quickly put it on VI-I-BRA-A-A-ATE?

Yeah, but it was too late.
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DetectableNinja
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6/21/2012 2:18:29 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/20/2012 9:29:09 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 6/20/2012 8:57:52 AM, DetectableNinja wrote:
When her cell phone started to ring, did she try her best to quickly put it on VI-I-BRA-A-A-ATE?

Yeah, but it was too late.

Did your wife say that there was a mystery and she was gonna solve it?
It's not about reciprocation, it's just all about me,
a sycophantic, prophetic, Socratic junkie wannabe.

- The 1975, "The Sound"
bossyburrito
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6/21/2012 2:48:21 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/21/2012 2:18:29 PM, DetectableNinja wrote:
At 6/20/2012 9:29:09 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 6/20/2012 8:57:52 AM, DetectableNinja wrote:
When her cell phone started to ring, did she try her best to quickly put it on VI-I-BRA-A-A-ATE?

Yeah, but it was too late.

Did your wife say that there was a mystery and she was gonna solve it?

Yeah. Good thing that we handled it christian-like.
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DetectableNinja
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6/21/2012 3:38:06 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/21/2012 2:48:21 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 6/21/2012 2:18:29 PM, DetectableNinja wrote:
At 6/20/2012 9:29:09 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 6/20/2012 8:57:52 AM, DetectableNinja wrote:
When her cell phone started to ring, did she try her best to quickly put it on VI-I-BRA-A-A-ATE?

Yeah, but it was too late.

Did your wife say that there was a mystery and she was gonna solve it?

Yeah. Good thing that we handled it christian-like.

I also assumed you deserved an Oscar?
It's not about reciprocation, it's just all about me,
a sycophantic, prophetic, Socratic junkie wannabe.

- The 1975, "The Sound"