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bossyburrito
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6/20/2012 2:12:34 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
You know, every city I go to I see her. She is everywhere. I just see this same hoe. It doesn't matter where I go. You know, I got caught by my wife with her. She tried to hide in the closet, but then her motherflyin phone rang. Good thing I gave her my Beretta, or else I would probably be dead. I managed to run far away, but I think that hoe is still on my tail. Any idea how to get rid of her?
#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
Oryus
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6/20/2012 2:17:58 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/20/2012 2:12:34 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
You know, every city I go to I see her. She is everywhere. I just see this same hoe. It doesn't matter where I go. You know, I got caught by my wife with her. She tried to hide in the closet, but then her motherflyin phone rang. Good thing I gave her my Beretta, or else I would probably be dead. I managed to run far away, but I think that hoe is still on my tail. Any idea how to get rid of her?

So how much did CC pay you, exactly?
: : :Tulle: The fool, I purposely don't engage with you because you don't have proper command of the English language.
: :
: : The Fool: It's my English writing. Either way It's okay have a larger vocabulary then you, and a better grasp of language, and you're a woman.
:
: I'm just going to leave this precious struggle nugget right here.
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6/20/2012 2:18:28 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/20/2012 2:12:34 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
You know, every city I go to I see her. She is everywhere. I just see this same hoe. It doesn't matter where I go. You know, I got caught by my wife with her. She tried to hide in the closet, but then her motherflyin phone rang. Good thing I gave her my Beretta, or else I would probably be dead. I managed to run far away, but I think that hoe is still on my tail. Any idea how to get rid of her?

burn her house with fire.
My name is Cheesedingo1. I am a dingo. Made of cheese. My favorite number is one. BOOM.
bossyburrito
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6/20/2012 2:19:35 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/20/2012 2:18:28 AM, cheesedingo1 wrote:
At 6/20/2012 2:12:34 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
You know, every city I go to I see her. She is everywhere. I just see this same hoe. It doesn't matter where I go. You know, I got caught by my wife with her. She tried to hide in the closet, but then her motherflyin phone rang. Good thing I gave her my Beretta, or else I would probably be dead. I managed to run far away, but I think that hoe is still on my tail. Any idea how to get rid of her?

burn her house with fire.

She follows me like a ninja. I never know when she will pop up and kiss me.
#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
bossyburrito
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6/20/2012 2:21:30 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/20/2012 2:17:58 AM, Oryus wrote:
At 6/20/2012 2:12:34 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
You know, every city I go to I see her. She is everywhere. I just see this same hoe. It doesn't matter where I go. You know, I got caught by my wife with her. She tried to hide in the closet, but then her motherflyin phone rang. Good thing I gave her my Beretta, or else I would probably be dead. I managed to run far away, but I think that hoe is still on my tail. Any idea how to get rid of her?

So how much did CC pay you, exactly?

I assume you mean Creative Commons. I am involved in both DRR and Jive records. Noooo copyright hereeeeee ;)
#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
Oryus
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6/20/2012 2:28:34 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/20/2012 2:21:30 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 6/20/2012 2:17:58 AM, Oryus wrote:
At 6/20/2012 2:12:34 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
You know, every city I go to I see her. She is everywhere. I just see this same hoe. It doesn't matter where I go. You know, I got caught by my wife with her. She tried to hide in the closet, but then her motherflyin phone rang. Good thing I gave her my Beretta, or else I would probably be dead. I managed to run far away, but I think that hoe is still on my tail. Any idea how to get rid of her?

So how much did CC pay you, exactly?

I assume you mean Creative Commons. I am involved in both DRR and Jive records. Noooo copyright hereeeeee ;)

Your assumption is incorrect, BB.
: : :Tulle: The fool, I purposely don't engage with you because you don't have proper command of the English language.
: :
: : The Fool: It's my English writing. Either way It's okay have a larger vocabulary then you, and a better grasp of language, and you're a woman.
:
: I'm just going to leave this precious struggle nugget right here.
cheesedingo1
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6/20/2012 2:41:04 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Is this a joke?

If so: As i said, burn her house down with fire.

If not: Give up. there is NO outsmarting a girl.
My name is Cheesedingo1. I am a dingo. Made of cheese. My favorite number is one. BOOM.
Oryus
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6/20/2012 2:42:46 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/20/2012 2:41:04 AM, cheesedingo1 wrote:
Is this a joke?

If so: As i said, burn her house down with fire.

If not: Give up. there is NO outsmarting a girl.

Is this a joke?

If so: As I said, he was bribed.

If not: Give up. You're being trolled.
: : :Tulle: The fool, I purposely don't engage with you because you don't have proper command of the English language.
: :
: : The Fool: It's my English writing. Either way It's okay have a larger vocabulary then you, and a better grasp of language, and you're a woman.
:
: I'm just going to leave this precious struggle nugget right here.
bossyburrito
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6/20/2012 8:10:29 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/20/2012 2:28:34 AM, Oryus wrote:
At 6/20/2012 2:21:30 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 6/20/2012 2:17:58 AM, Oryus wrote:
At 6/20/2012 2:12:34 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
You know, every city I go to I see her. She is everywhere. I just see this same hoe. It doesn't matter where I go. You know, I got caught by my wife with her. She tried to hide in the closet, but then her motherflyin phone rang. Good thing I gave her my Beretta, or else I would probably be dead. I managed to run far away, but I think that hoe is still on my tail. Any idea how to get rid of her?

So how much did CC pay you, exactly?

I assume you mean Creative Commons. I am involved in both DRR and Jive records. Noooo copyright hereeeeee ;)

Your assumption is incorrect, BB.

Please tell me were I went wrong in life :(
#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
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6/20/2012 8:57:52 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
When her cell phone started to ring, did she try her best to quickly put it on VI-I-BRA-A-A-ATE?
Think'st thou heaven is such a glorious thing?
I tell thee, 'tis not half so fair as thou
Or any man that breathes on earth.

- Christopher Marlowe, Doctor Faustus
bossyburrito
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6/20/2012 9:29:09 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/20/2012 8:57:52 AM, DetectableNinja wrote:
When her cell phone started to ring, did she try her best to quickly put it on VI-I-BRA-A-A-ATE?

Yeah, but it was too late.
#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
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6/21/2012 2:18:29 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/20/2012 9:29:09 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 6/20/2012 8:57:52 AM, DetectableNinja wrote:
When her cell phone started to ring, did she try her best to quickly put it on VI-I-BRA-A-A-ATE?

Yeah, but it was too late.

Did your wife say that there was a mystery and she was gonna solve it?
Think'st thou heaven is such a glorious thing?
I tell thee, 'tis not half so fair as thou
Or any man that breathes on earth.

- Christopher Marlowe, Doctor Faustus
bossyburrito
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6/21/2012 2:48:21 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/21/2012 2:18:29 PM, DetectableNinja wrote:
At 6/20/2012 9:29:09 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 6/20/2012 8:57:52 AM, DetectableNinja wrote:
When her cell phone started to ring, did she try her best to quickly put it on VI-I-BRA-A-A-ATE?

Yeah, but it was too late.

Did your wife say that there was a mystery and she was gonna solve it?

Yeah. Good thing that we handled it christian-like.
#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
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6/21/2012 3:38:06 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/21/2012 2:48:21 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 6/21/2012 2:18:29 PM, DetectableNinja wrote:
At 6/20/2012 9:29:09 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 6/20/2012 8:57:52 AM, DetectableNinja wrote:
When her cell phone started to ring, did she try her best to quickly put it on VI-I-BRA-A-A-ATE?

Yeah, but it was too late.

Did your wife say that there was a mystery and she was gonna solve it?

Yeah. Good thing that we handled it christian-like.

I also assumed you deserved an Oscar?
Think'st thou heaven is such a glorious thing?
I tell thee, 'tis not half so fair as thou
Or any man that breathes on earth.

- Christopher Marlowe, Doctor Faustus