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JaxsonRaine
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7/30/2012 12:11:00 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
.. and I can't even shoot him...

She's 2 months old, his name is Darren Hayes.

Just one song, Darkness, that makes her calm down...
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7/30/2012 12:16:59 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
She's two months, and a boyfriend?

Good luck

Hope gum control is delayed for your sake ;)
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7/30/2012 12:17:26 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 7/30/2012 12:16:59 AM, 16kadams wrote:
She's two months, and a boyfriend?

Good luck

Hope gun control is delayed for your sake ;)

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7/30/2012 12:30:58 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 7/30/2012 12:17:26 AM, 16kadams wrote:
At 7/30/2012 12:16:59 AM, 16kadams wrote:
She's two months, and a boyfriend?

Good luck

Hope gun control is delayed for your sake ;)

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At first I thought it was a blowjob joke that I was trying to figure out.
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7/30/2012 12:37:58 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 7/30/2012 12:30:58 AM, Platypus666 wrote:
At 7/30/2012 12:17:26 AM, 16kadams wrote:
At 7/30/2012 12:16:59 AM, 16kadams wrote:
She's two months, and a boyfriend?

Good luck

Hope gun control is delayed for your sake ;)

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At first I thought it was a blowjob joke that I was trying to figure out.

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7/30/2012 4:39:03 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 7/30/2012 12:30:58 AM, Platypus666 wrote:
At 7/30/2012 12:17:26 AM, 16kadams wrote:
At 7/30/2012 12:16:59 AM, 16kadams wrote:
She's two months, and a boyfriend?

Good luck

Hope gun control is delayed for your sake ;)

*auto correct*

Fixed

At first I thought it was a blowjob joke that I was trying to figure out.
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7/30/2012 4:41:11 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Burn his house down.
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7/30/2012 5:28:17 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 7/30/2012 12:11:00 AM, JaxsonRaine wrote:
.. and I can't even shoot him...

She's 2 months old, his name is Darren Hayes.

Just one song, Darkness, that makes her calm down...

Soon as she hits puberty, buy a 12 gauge shotgun and hang it over your front door. Make sure all her "suitors" greet her below the shotgun a la mistletoe.

Won't even need bullets.