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000ike
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10/26/2012 2:23:59 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
The northeast has been the most meteorologically stable place for the past 9 years, and now suddenly we have an earthquake, 2 hurricanes, and some tornadoes. Maybe the world is coming to an end after all.
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Maikuru
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10/26/2012 3:00:01 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Oh, cool, political jokes! Let's do this.

I heard Romney was for the storm before he was against it.
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10/26/2012 3:09:23 PM
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Romney has called for 53% of citizens to be evacuated from the area. The rest are on their own.
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10/26/2012 3:27:59 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
lol damn, I was trying to think of a Biden one.

Romney actually has a plan on how to handle this crisis. He'll release the details sometime after the storm.
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10/26/2012 3:38:08 PM
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I heard an Obama spokesman claim that these hurricanes are aimed at black people only. Romney and his supporters being in denial of this -- are now correctly labelled as racists.
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10/26/2012 3:40:13 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Frankenstorm is very likely the result of weather weaponry.

"[...] the term "environmental modification techniques" refers to any technique for changing " through the deliberate manipulation of natural processes"the dynamics, composition or structure of the Earth, including its biota, lithosphere, hydrosphere andatmosphere, or of outer space."
-- 1976 UN Weather Weapons Treaty

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"Article I of the treaty states that each State Party "undertakes not to engage in military or any other hostile use of environmental modification techniques having widespread, long-lasting or severe effects as the means of destruction, damage or injury to any other State Party."

Article III, however, makes the provision that weather weapons can be used if their applications are deemed "for peaceful purposes." "
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Maikuru
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10/26/2012 3:49:11 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/26/2012 3:41:14 PM, Mirza wrote:
Maikuru, I think all our jokes have been wiped out by the one above...

LOL! Mirza, you and this thread are awesome.
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10/26/2012 3:55:28 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/26/2012 3:49:11 PM, Maikuru wrote:
At 10/26/2012 3:41:14 PM, Mirza wrote:
Maikuru, I think all our jokes have been wiped out by the one above...

LOL! Mirza, you and this thread are awesome.
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10/26/2012 4:53:59 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Lol @ mizra and Maikuru
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Sidewalker
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10/26/2012 9:29:53 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
The National Weather Bureu has predicted that it will probably hit land in New Jersey, when asked why they think it will come ashore there, they responded that it's because New Jersey sucks.
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10/26/2012 9:57:44 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Hopefully this means I won't have to work tomorrow. When's it supposed to hit?
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10/26/2012 10:05:19 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/26/2012 2:23:59 PM, 000ike wrote:
The northeast has been the most meteorologically stable place for the past 9 years, and now suddenly we have an earthquake, 2 hurricanes, and some tornadoes. Maybe the world is coming to an end after all.

I was under the assumption that the NE got hurricanes almost every year.
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10/28/2012 5:25:20 PM
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10/28/2012 5:56:06 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Let's keep it going!

An Obama weather team sent two military jets to the eye of the storm, and brought good news about the hurricane settling. http://www.markmallett.com... When conservatives saw the hole, which resembles a human rear, they went rallying: "So this is what Obama spends military money on! Anal photography!"
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10/29/2012 9:57:37 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/26/2012 3:09:23 PM, Maikuru wrote:
Romney has called for 53% of citizens to be evacuated from the area. The rest are on their own.

Ha-ha! That's clever!
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10/29/2012 12:55:07 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/26/2012 10:05:19 PM, Ore_Ele wrote:
At 10/26/2012 2:23:59 PM, 000ike wrote:
The northeast has been the most meteorologically stable place for the past 9 years, and now suddenly we have an earthquake, 2 hurricanes, and some tornadoes. Maybe the world is coming to an end after all.

I was under the assumption that the NE got hurricanes almost every year.

That's because New Jersey always sucks.
"It is one of the commonest of mistakes to consider that the limit of our power of perception is also the limit of all there is to perceive." " C. W. Leadbeater
000ike
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10/29/2012 12:57:17 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/29/2012 12:55:07 PM, Sidewalker wrote:
At 10/26/2012 10:05:19 PM, Ore_Ele wrote:
At 10/26/2012 2:23:59 PM, 000ike wrote:
The northeast has been the most meteorologically stable place for the past 9 years, and now suddenly we have an earthquake, 2 hurricanes, and some tornadoes. Maybe the world is coming to an end after all.

I was under the assumption that the NE got hurricanes almost every year.

That's because New Jersey always sucks.

Georgia has the 14th highest percentage of fat people and drug users in the country. Who's state sucks?
"A stupid despot may constrain his slaves with iron chains; but a true politician binds them even more strongly with the chain of their own ideas" - Michel Foucault
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10/29/2012 1:12:28 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/29/2012 12:55:07 PM, Sidewalker wrote:
At 10/26/2012 10:05:19 PM, Ore_Ele wrote:
At 10/26/2012 2:23:59 PM, 000ike wrote:
The northeast has been the most meteorologically stable place for the past 9 years, and now suddenly we have an earthquake, 2 hurricanes, and some tornadoes. Maybe the world is coming to an end after all.

I was under the assumption that the NE got hurricanes almost every year.

That's because New Jersey always sucks.

Ain't it the truth.
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10/29/2012 1:35:54 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/29/2012 12:57:17 PM, 000ike wrote:
At 10/29/2012 12:55:07 PM, Sidewalker wrote:
At 10/26/2012 10:05:19 PM, Ore_Ele wrote:
At 10/26/2012 2:23:59 PM, 000ike wrote:
The northeast has been the most meteorologically stable place for the past 9 years, and now suddenly we have an earthquake, 2 hurricanes, and some tornadoes. Maybe the world is coming to an end after all.

I was under the assumption that the NE got hurricanes almost every year.

That's because New Jersey always sucks.

Georgia has the 14th highest percentage of fat people and drug users in the country. Who's state sucks?

Still Jersey
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