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royalpaladin
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1/17/2013 7:36:18 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
http://gma.yahoo.com...

Haha, that's so pathetic. That sad thing is that people will actually buy that service. I don't get why people would do it though. Wouldn't you feel bad about yourself knowing that you had to do that?
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1/17/2013 9:25:45 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
"Sometimes having a fake girlfriend on the Internet helps make you more popular with the women and increases your self esteem,"

Lolwhat? My self esteem would be greatly lowered if I hired a fake facebook girlfriend.
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1/17/2013 9:26:26 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 1/17/2013 9:25:45 PM, phantom wrote:
"Sometimes having a fake girlfriend on the Internet helps make you more popular with the women and increases your self esteem,"

Lolwhat? My self esteem would be greatly lowered if I hired a fake facebook girlfriend.

mine wouldnt ;)
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1/17/2013 9:51:21 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
God damn it, I was gonna buy food with that 40 bucks!
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1/17/2013 9:53:58 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
What losers! They can just make their own fake FB account and pretend to be their own girlfriend for free like I did!
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1/17/2013 9:57:16 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 1/17/2013 9:53:58 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
What losers! They can just make their own fake FB account and pretend to be their own girlfriend for free like I did!

ill be your facebook girlfriend
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1/17/2013 10:25:40 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 1/17/2013 9:26:26 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 1/17/2013 9:25:45 PM, phantom wrote:
"Sometimes having a fake girlfriend on the Internet helps make you more popular with the women and increases your self esteem,"

Lolwhat? My self esteem would be greatly lowered if I hired a fake facebook girlfriend.

mine wouldnt ;)

*Starts raising doubts over thett's supposed girlfriend*
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1/17/2013 10:32:16 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 1/17/2013 10:25:40 PM, phantom wrote:
At 1/17/2013 9:26:26 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 1/17/2013 9:25:45 PM, phantom wrote:
"Sometimes having a fake girlfriend on the Internet helps make you more popular with the women and increases your self esteem,"

Lolwhat? My self esteem would be greatly lowered if I hired a fake facebook girlfriend.

mine wouldnt ;)

*Starts raising doubts over thett's supposed girlfriend*

The pics are actually all photoshopped. Same with all my friends. All thjeir accounts belong to me, and their pics are pictures of random people I stole off the internet
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1/17/2013 10:33:28 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
John stewart just started whitehouse petition to get everyone fake twitter girlfriends. The white house bumped the response threshold to 100k to get a response.
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1/18/2013 2:08:49 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
Impressive I would say. If there is demand, then there would be a supply. If there is no demand, then someone would try to create it. Regardless, it is not a bad idea (as long as it is profitable.).
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1/18/2013 6:14:28 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 1/17/2013 7:36:18 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
http://gma.yahoo.com...

Haha, that's so pathetic. That sad thing is that people will actually buy that service. I don't get why people would do it though. Wouldn't you feel bad about yourself knowing that you had to do that?

Wow fail.
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1/18/2013 1:07:16 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Hey, ultimately the service will probably be much cheaper than a real girlfriend. You don't need to her buy flowers, chocolate or pay for their dinner or anything like that, but you still get to make all your friends jealous and they'll think you might not be such a sociopathic freak after all. A win-win!
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1/18/2013 10:32:28 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 1/18/2013 10:13:29 PM, tkubok wrote:
Anyone wanna pay me $50 so that i can be their fake girlfriend?

Does that include the sex?
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1/18/2013 10:37:20 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 1/18/2013 10:13:29 PM, tkubok wrote:
Anyone wanna pay me $50 so that i can be their fake girlfriend?

How much would it cost for you to be my real girlfriend? I'm not well-versed with the prices of sex changes.
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1/18/2013 11:11:46 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 1/18/2013 10:32:28 PM, Koopin wrote:
At 1/18/2013 10:13:29 PM, tkubok wrote:
Anyone wanna pay me $50 so that i can be their fake girlfriend?

Does that include the sex?

Am I giving or receiving?
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1/19/2013 7:12:54 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
- I'll be someone's fake FB girlfriend for a lot less than that. I'd also probably be better at it since I can be witty and charming ;)

- This makes sense. It's almost the same as an escort service, no? Not only does having a gf/bf sometimes make someone more attractive (in addition to the "want what you can't have" mentality, some people are fueled by competition, and also someone single may be equated with undesirable) but it can be used to support a lie. I don't condone lying about BS like this, but I understand that people do it and they do it all the time. So, however silly this service is, it still provides a legitimate service that some people will find useful. Sad but true. I buy all sorts of stupid products. I recently bought a stupid tool that simulates someone massaging your head because I like the way it feels (and the tool feels better than my own fingers doing it lol... that's what she said).
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1/19/2013 8:40:59 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 1/19/2013 7:12:54 AM, Danielle wrote:
- I'll be someone's fake FB girlfriend for a lot less than that. I'd also probably be better at it since I can be witty and charming ;)

- This makes sense. It's almost the same as an escort service, no? Not only does having a gf/bf sometimes make someone more attractive (in addition to the "want what you can't have" mentality, some people are fueled by competition, and also someone single may be equated with undesirable) but it can be used to support a lie. I don't condone lying about BS like this, but I understand that people do it and they do it all the time. So, however silly this service is, it still provides a legitimate service that some people will find useful. Sad but true. I buy all sorts of stupid products. I recently bought a stupid tool that simulates someone massaging your head because I like the way it feels (and the tool feels better than my own fingers doing it lol... that's what she said).

Is it one of these: http://www.totally-funky.co.uk... ? Cause they're literally on par with sex as far as I'm concerned.
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1/19/2013 9:58:36 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 1/19/2013 7:12:54 AM, Danielle wrote:
- I'll be someone's fake FB girlfriend for a lot less than that. I'd also probably be better at it since I can be witty and charming ;)

- This makes sense. It's almost the same as an escort service, no? Not only does having a gf/bf sometimes make someone more attractive (in addition to the "want what you can't have" mentality, some people are fueled by competition, and also someone single may be equated with undesirable) but it can be used to support a lie. I don't condone lying about BS like this, but I understand that people do it and they do it all the time. So, however silly this service is, it still provides a legitimate service that some people will find useful. Sad but true. I buy all sorts of stupid products. I recently bought a stupid tool that simulates someone massaging your head because I like the way it feels (and the tool feels better than my own fingers doing it lol... that's what she said).

I would never pay for it, but as a joke, in the right context, it has a lot of potential. Theoretically, if you became my online girlfriend for a week sh1t would go down if only in terms of me being mobbed with messages. We'd have to think of some kind of weird backstory though. It's difficult to imagine but I know I'd get a response, and I'd be happy to share.

I know we were discussing a debate - what do you think about raising the stakes? If you lose you're my online girlfriend for a week, and I'd like at least 2 wall posts that week. If I lose I'll leave it up to you to think of something.

Or if the idea of the waterfall of responses I'll be getting is enough to hook you, we could just go off that. I don't know how you feel about this yet, feel free to PM me if you're interested.
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1/19/2013 11:16:36 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 1/18/2013 1:07:16 PM, 1Percenter wrote:
Hey, ultimately the service will probably be much cheaper than a real girlfriend. You don't need to her buy flowers, chocolate or pay for their dinner or anything like that, but you still get to make all your friends jealous and they'll think you might not be such a sociopathic freak after all. A win-win!

But you also don't get any blowjobs.
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1/19/2013 11:18:23 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 1/19/2013 11:16:36 PM, DakotaKrafick wrote:
At 1/18/2013 1:07:16 PM, 1Percenter wrote:
Hey, ultimately the service will probably be much cheaper than a real girlfriend. You don't need to her buy flowers, chocolate or pay for their dinner or anything like that, but you still get to make all your friends jealous and they'll think you might not be such a sociopathic freak after all. A win-win!

But you also don't get any blowjobs.

Generally blowjobs dont happen either way... But maybe i've been dating the wrong women...
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1/19/2013 11:21:45 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 1/19/2013 7:12:54 AM, Danielle wrote:
- I'll be someone's fake FB girlfriend for a lot less than that. I'd also probably be better at it since I can be witty and charming ;)
Rule one of selling services: price it just slightly below the lowest current price.
- This makes sense. It's almost the same as an escort service, no? Not only does having a gf/bf sometimes make someone more attractive (in addition to the "want what you can't have" mentality, some people are fueled by competition, and also someone single may be equated with undesirable) but it can be used to support a lie. I don't condone lying about BS like this, but I understand that people do it and they do it all the time. So, however silly this service is, it still provides a legitimate service that some people will find useful. Sad but true. I buy all sorts of stupid products. I recently bought a stupid tool that simulates someone massaging your head because I like the way it feels (and the tool feels better than my own fingers doing it lol... that's what she said).
#UnbanTheMadman

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1/20/2013 1:13:26 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 1/17/2013 9:53:58 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
What losers! They can just make their own fake FB account and pretend to be their own girlfriend for free like I did!

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1/20/2013 11:59:22 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
The creator of that site is quite innovative. I'm sure that he/she is making some money now. However it would be depressing to be a member of said site.