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3/8/2013 2:11:08 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
...and you can ask for three personal assistants to help you with anything from chores to massage. What three personal assistants would you hire and why?
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3/8/2013 2:11:29 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Chef - I love sophisticated food, but it takes so long to make.
Masseuse - Nothing relaxes me more than a nice massage followed by cuddling. Happy ending anyone?
General personal assistant - Someone to help me research, schedule my day, set up appointments, plan fun activities, charity events, outings, and order things for me. I also hate doing laundry and cleaning, so these may be additional responsibilities.
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3/8/2013 2:16:48 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
A chef, cleaner, and... that's it.
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3/8/2013 2:18:28 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
As a powerlifter, I'd have to say 3 big fat guys to spot me.
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3/8/2013 2:18:45 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/8/2013 2:18:28 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
As a powerlifter, I'd have to say 3 big fat guys to spot me.

Kinda like this
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3/8/2013 2:21:41 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/8/2013 2:16:48 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
A chef, cleaner, and... that's it.

Why?
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3/8/2013 2:22:51 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/8/2013 2:21:41 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
At 3/8/2013 2:16:48 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
A chef, cleaner, and... that's it.

Why?

Because I want someone to cook and clean for me...
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3/8/2013 2:32:02 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/8/2013 2:22:51 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
Because I want someone to cook and clean for me...

Misogynist!
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3/8/2013 2:33:10 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
I'm not sure if I'd hire a housekeeper. The idea of it is nice but I'd always be uncomfortable with the thought of them going through my things.

I would hire a live in chef for sure. Their sole job would be to make my meals and snacks everyday. I'd probably hire a sous chef to help them with dinner, so that's two. And a personal assistant to organize my life and do my b!tch work.
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3/8/2013 2:43:57 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
This is/would be wonderful.

(1) Chauffer- drive me places at my command.
(2) Butler/Executive Assistant- Do all things menial/organize my schedule/carry my phone
(3) Maid- Clean things all the time.
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3/8/2013 3:30:45 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/8/2013 2:43:57 PM, YYW wrote:
This is/would be wonderful.
(2) Butler/Executive Assistant- Do all things menial/organize my schedule/carry my phone

You want someone to carry your phone!?!? I think I can fix your problem. It's something called a "pocket".
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3/8/2013 3:33:45 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/8/2013 3:30:45 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 3/8/2013 2:43:57 PM, YYW wrote:
This is/would be wonderful.
(2) Butler/Executive Assistant- Do all things menial/organize my schedule/carry my phone

You want someone to carry your phone!?!? I think I can fix your problem. It's something called a "pocket".

You, sir, have been funny as f*ck lately.
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3/8/2013 3:36:46 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Chauffeur, because I hate driving, and a chef, because though I like cooking, it takes too much time. Maybe like a cleaner or something too.
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3/8/2013 3:36:56 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/8/2013 2:43:57 PM, YYW wrote:
This is/would be wonderful.

(1) Chauffer- drive me places at my command.
(2) Butler/Executive Assistant- Do all things menial/organize my schedule/carry my phone
(3) Maid- Clean things all the time.

Ensure your chauffer can utilize every mode of transportation. What if you're in a desert or in the arctic? You'd need a skilled camel rider and dog sledder to help you out.
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3/8/2013 3:50:48 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/8/2013 2:11:29 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
Chef - I love sophisticated food, but it takes so long to make.
Masseuse - Nothing relaxes me more than a nice massage followed by cuddling. Happy ending anyone?
General personal assistant - Someone to help me research, schedule my day, set up appointments, plan fun activities, charity events, outings, and order things for me. I also hate doing laundry and cleaning, so these may be additional responsibilities.

This is what the Lizard would want too.
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3/8/2013 6:24:48 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/8/2013 2:11:08 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
...and you can ask for three personal assistants to help you with anything from chores to massage. What three personal assistants would you hire and why?

"Cell phone answerer and message taker". So I don't have to stop what I am doing to answer the stupid phone and answer stupid questions

"Handyman" to fix all the simple things I don't have time to do.

The best tax accountant/lawyer money can buy.
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3/8/2013 7:07:12 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
A ex-some military special forces bodyguard butler that is a mix of Alfred from Batman and Butler from Artemis Fowl series - to.....do bodyguard, butler, chef stuff
A handyman - to fix stuff for me
A hot girl - to be hot
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3/8/2013 8:20:13 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
1. Accountant: Someone's going to need to figure out the mess that is personal finance and it's not a job I'd want.
2. Housekeeper: Fine, look through my things. As long as you're the one taking on the horrendous job of vacuuming those carpeted stairs my house has and I don't have to do that anymore, it's all good. :)
3. Someone to help me out when I'm studying and my pen/calculator/phone goes missing or hides under a textbook and I'm going crazy wondering where the fvck it went when it grew legs and walked away. This happens to me a lot, and if I'm rich then I can afford tuition for as long as I damn well please so it's not a problem that will likely go away. Also, I couldn't think of anything else besides maybe a chef or a chauffeur. But I like cooking and i'm working on a teleportation system, so I don't need either.
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3/8/2013 8:38:03 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
I like taking care of my own stuff so I was gonna answer that I won't want anyone. However, the idea of a chef seems really nice. I'd want 3 chefs who specialize in different kinds of foods. Maybe a chef who can make burgers and other grilled items (would probably want to hire someone who worked at In N Out so they can recreate those burgers). The second would be a pastry chef who can make baked food like cakes, and other stuff. The third would be a chef skilled in making breakfast foods like omelets, sausages, etc. I'd want a barbeque chef as well. Wait I exceeded the number. Maybe, if I am rich enough, I'll just buy a restaurant. If it is profitable, it would actually make me even richer.
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3/8/2013 8:49:46 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
The only assistant I can think of that I would want is a masseuse. Not in WSA'a perverted way(thats not a masseuse bro, thats a personal prostitute). Just someone who would give me a dang massage every once in awhile. I'd even return the favor, so its not like it would be that terrible of a job.

Other than that, I prefer cleaning my own things, cooking for myself, and all the other mundane non-job related things that life involves, I dont mind doing most of the time, so I dont see a reason for any of the such.
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3/8/2013 9:07:54 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/8/2013 3:36:56 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
At 3/8/2013 2:43:57 PM, YYW wrote:
This is/would be wonderful.

(1) Chauffer- drive me places at my command.
(2) Butler/Executive Assistant- Do all things menial/organize my schedule/carry my phone
(3) Maid- Clean things all the time.

Ensure your chauffer can utilize every mode of transportation. What if you're in a desert or in the arctic? You'd need a skilled camel rider and dog sledder to help you out.

Valid point... I'd be sure he could fly a helicopter also.
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3/8/2013 9:09:24 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/8/2013 3:30:45 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 3/8/2013 2:43:57 PM, YYW wrote:
This is/would be wonderful.
(2) Butler/Executive Assistant- Do all things menial/organize my schedule/carry my phone

You want someone to carry your phone!?!? I think I can fix your problem. It's something called a "pocket".

I hate texting/answering my iPhone... I hate having to carry the thing around wherever I go. I hate feeling naked without it. However, I would be delighted for someone other than me to carry it for me. It's a personal quirk, I know... lol.
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3/8/2013 10:02:39 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/8/2013 3:33:45 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
At 3/8/2013 3:30:45 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 3/8/2013 2:43:57 PM, YYW wrote:
This is/would be wonderful.
(2) Butler/Executive Assistant- Do all things menial/organize my schedule/carry my phone

You want someone to carry your phone!?!? I think I can fix your problem. It's something called a "pocket".

You, sir, have been funny as f*ck lately.

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3/8/2013 11:50:43 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/8/2013 2:11:08 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
...and you can ask for three personal assistants to help you with anything from chores to massage. What three personal assistants would you hire and why?

Interesting question. I'd say...

(1) A chef, not just to cook everything for me and my girl, but to teach us how to cook too.
(2) A professional Go player, to instruct me in the ways of Go.
(3) I can't think of a third one, honestly. I'd say "cleaner" but I hate it when people rummage through my sh!t, even if it's to clean it up.
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3/9/2013 2:47:34 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
1. A financier, to make sure that I will always be rich, and richer if possible.
2. Some MP, or PM if possible, to make sure that I will not be bully by law or politic.
3. A space shuttle pilot, if the world, the country is falling for whatever reason, I will build my new house on the moon!
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3/9/2013 11:55:11 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
I'd have a chef because I love food, especially since I am so lazy when it comes to making my own healthy food... then a personal trainer to personalize a workout plan for me and keep me in shape.... then probably an acountant to manage my finances. :)
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3/9/2013 9:57:06 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/9/2013 2:09:32 PM, Eitan_Zohar wrote:
Private detective. Maid. Sex slave.

You could just hire one sexy maid who detects your privates...
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