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3/8/2013 2:11:08 PM Posted: 5 years ago ...and you can ask for three personal assistants to help you with anything from chores to massage. What three personal assistants would you hire and why?
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3/8/2013 2:11:29 PM Posted: 5 years ago Chef - I love sophisticated food, but it takes so long to make.
Masseuse - Nothing relaxes me more than a nice massage followed by cuddling. Happy ending anyone? General personal assistant - Someone to help me research, schedule my day, set up appointments, plan fun activities, charity events, outings, and order things for me. I also hate doing laundry and cleaning, so these may be additional responsibilities. DRUG HARM: http://imgur.com... Primal Diet. Lifting. Reading. Psychedelics. Cold-Approach Pickup. Music. |
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3/8/2013 2:16:48 PM Posted: 5 years ago A chef, cleaner, and... that's it.
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3/8/2013 2:18:28 PM Posted: 5 years ago As a powerlifter, I'd have to say 3 big fat guys to spot me.
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3/8/2013 2:18:45 PM Posted: 5 years ago At 3/8/2013 2:18:28 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote: Kinda like this I'm just a cro magnon masquerading as one of you. |
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3/8/2013 2:21:41 PM Posted: 5 years ago At 3/8/2013 2:16:48 PM, bossyburrito wrote: Why? DRUG HARM: http://imgur.com... Primal Diet. Lifting. Reading. Psychedelics. Cold-Approach Pickup. Music. |
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3/8/2013 2:22:51 PM Posted: 5 years ago At 3/8/2013 2:21:41 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:At 3/8/2013 2:16:48 PM, bossyburrito wrote: Because I want someone to cook and clean for me... #StandWithBossy |
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3/8/2013 2:32:02 PM Posted: 5 years ago At 3/8/2013 2:22:51 PM, bossyburrito wrote: Misogynist! DRUG HARM: http://imgur.com... Primal Diet. Lifting. Reading. Psychedelics. Cold-Approach Pickup. Music. |
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3/8/2013 2:33:10 PM Posted: 5 years ago I'm not sure if I'd hire a housekeeper. The idea of it is nice but I'd always be uncomfortable with the thought of them going through my things.
I would hire a live in chef for sure. Their sole job would be to make my meals and snacks everyday. I'd probably hire a sous chef to help them with dinner, so that's two. And a personal assistant to organize my life and do my b!tch work. yang. |
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3/8/2013 2:38:15 PM Posted: 5 years ago Chef, House Cleaner, and "Personal assistant".
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3/8/2013 2:43:57 PM Posted: 5 years ago This is/would be wonderful.
(1) Chauffer- drive me places at my command. (2) Butler/Executive Assistant- Do all things menial/organize my schedule/carry my phone (3) Maid- Clean things all the time. |
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3/8/2013 3:30:45 PM Posted: 5 years ago At 3/8/2013 2:43:57 PM, YYW wrote: You want someone to carry your phone!?!? I think I can fix your problem. It's something called a "pocket". Want to debate? Pick a topic and hit me up! - http://www.debate.org... |
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3/8/2013 3:33:45 PM Posted: 5 years ago At 3/8/2013 3:30:45 PM, Zaradi wrote:At 3/8/2013 2:43:57 PM, YYW wrote: You, sir, have been funny as f*ck lately. DRUG HARM: http://imgur.com... Primal Diet. Lifting. Reading. Psychedelics. Cold-Approach Pickup. Music. |
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3/8/2013 3:36:46 PM Posted: 5 years ago Chauffeur, because I hate driving, and a chef, because though I like cooking, it takes too much time. Maybe like a cleaner or something too.
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3/8/2013 3:36:56 PM Posted: 5 years ago At 3/8/2013 2:43:57 PM, YYW wrote: Ensure your chauffer can utilize every mode of transportation. What if you're in a desert or in the arctic? You'd need a skilled camel rider and dog sledder to help you out. DRUG HARM: http://imgur.com... Primal Diet. Lifting. Reading. Psychedelics. Cold-Approach Pickup. Music. |
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3/8/2013 3:50:48 PM Posted: 5 years ago At 3/8/2013 2:11:29 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote: This is what the Lizard would want too. |
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3/8/2013 6:24:48 PM Posted: 5 years ago At 3/8/2013 2:11:08 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote: "Cell phone answerer and message taker". So I don't have to stop what I am doing to answer the stupid phone and answer stupid questions "Handyman" to fix all the simple things I don't have time to do. The best tax accountant/lawyer money can buy. Beware of the people who are in your circle but are not in your corner. And with the stroke of a pen people 18 to 21 who own a gun became criminals and public enemy #1 having committed no crime and having said nothing. Just like the Jews in Germany during WW2. Must be a weird feeling. When I hear people crying and whining about their first world problems I think about the universe with everything in it and people in wheelchairs and all of their problems go away. |
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3/8/2013 7:07:12 PM Posted: 5 years ago A ex-some military special forces bodyguard butler that is a mix of Alfred from Batman and Butler from Artemis Fowl series - to.....do bodyguard, butler, chef stuff
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3/8/2013 8:20:13 PM Posted: 5 years ago 1. Accountant: Someone's going to need to figure out the mess that is personal finance and it's not a job I'd want.
2. Housekeeper: Fine, look through my things. As long as you're the one taking on the horrendous job of vacuuming those carpeted stairs my house has and I don't have to do that anymore, it's all good. :) 3. Someone to help me out when I'm studying and my pen/calculator/phone goes missing or hides under a textbook and I'm going crazy wondering where the fvck it went when it grew legs and walked away. This happens to me a lot, and if I'm rich then I can afford tuition for as long as I damn well please so it's not a problem that will likely go away. Also, I couldn't think of anything else besides maybe a chef or a chauffeur. But I like cooking and i'm working on a teleportation system, so I don't need either. Don't take me too seriously plz, i'm rarely on here sober |
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3/8/2013 8:38:03 PM Posted: 5 years ago I like taking care of my own stuff so I was gonna answer that I won't want anyone. However, the idea of a chef seems really nice. I'd want 3 chefs who specialize in different kinds of foods. Maybe a chef who can make burgers and other grilled items (would probably want to hire someone who worked at In N Out so they can recreate those burgers). The second would be a pastry chef who can make baked food like cakes, and other stuff. The third would be a chef skilled in making breakfast foods like omelets, sausages, etc. I'd want a barbeque chef as well. Wait I exceeded the number. Maybe, if I am rich enough, I'll just buy a restaurant. If it is profitable, it would actually make me even richer.
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3/8/2013 8:49:46 PM Posted: 5 years ago The only assistant I can think of that I would want is a masseuse. Not in WSA'a perverted way(thats not a masseuse bro, thats a personal prostitute). Just someone who would give me a dang massage every once in awhile. I'd even return the favor, so its not like it would be that terrible of a job.
Other than that, I prefer cleaning my own things, cooking for myself, and all the other mundane non-job related things that life involves, I dont mind doing most of the time, so I dont see a reason for any of the such. "Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol" -Airmax1227 "You were the moon all this time, and he was always there to make you shine." "Was he the sun?" "No honey, he was the darkness" -Kazekirion |
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3/8/2013 9:07:54 PM Posted: 5 years ago At 3/8/2013 3:36:56 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:At 3/8/2013 2:43:57 PM, YYW wrote: Valid point... I'd be sure he could fly a helicopter also. |
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3/8/2013 9:09:24 PM Posted: 5 years ago At 3/8/2013 3:30:45 PM, Zaradi wrote:At 3/8/2013 2:43:57 PM, YYW wrote: I hate texting/answering my iPhone... I hate having to carry the thing around wherever I go. I hate feeling naked without it. However, I would be delighted for someone other than me to carry it for me. It's a personal quirk, I know... lol. |
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3/8/2013 10:02:39 PM Posted: 5 years ago At 3/8/2013 3:33:45 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:At 3/8/2013 3:30:45 PM, Zaradi wrote:At 3/8/2013 2:43:57 PM, YYW wrote: <3 jokes on you now, because I don't steal home plate on the first date. You AT LEAST have to take me out to dinner first. Want to debate? Pick a topic and hit me up! - http://www.debate.org... |
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3/8/2013 11:50:43 PM Posted: 5 years ago At 3/8/2013 2:11:08 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote: Interesting question. I'd say... (1) A chef, not just to cook everything for me and my girl, but to teach us how to cook too. (2) A professional Go player, to instruct me in the ways of Go. (3) I can't think of a third one, honestly. I'd say "cleaner" but I hate it when people rummage through my sh!t, even if it's to clean it up. |
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3/9/2013 2:47:34 AM Posted: 5 years ago 1. A financier, to make sure that I will always be rich, and richer if possible.
2. Some MP, or PM if possible, to make sure that I will not be bully by law or politic. 3. A space shuttle pilot, if the world, the country is falling for whatever reason, I will build my new house on the moon! |
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3/9/2013 2:50:19 AM Posted: 5 years ago And you should cook your own food, it's the tastiest!
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3/9/2013 11:55:11 AM Posted: 5 years ago I'd have a chef because I love food, especially since I am so lazy when it comes to making my own healthy food... then a personal trainer to personalize a workout plan for me and keep me in shape.... then probably an acountant to manage my finances. :)
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3/9/2013 2:09:32 PM Posted: 5 years ago Private detective. Maid. Sex slave.
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3/9/2013 9:57:06 PM Posted: 5 years ago At 3/9/2013 2:09:32 PM, Eitan_Zohar wrote: You could just hire one sexy maid who detects your privates... DRUG HARM: http://imgur.com... Primal Diet. Lifting. Reading. Psychedelics. Cold-Approach Pickup. Music. |