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Magic8000
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5/11/2013 9:40:42 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Really. Just spend one minute in the shower. Faster, easier, more sanitary and cheaper. The French had it all figured out. Down with TP!
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Bullish
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5/11/2013 9:47:49 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
This is just another backward American practice. The Europeans have a regular toilet and another one that squirts water at your a**hole to clean it after you are done passing solid excrement. No joke. Any Europeans here who can verify that?
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5/11/2013 9:51:15 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/11/2013 9:40:42 PM, Magic8000 wrote:
Just spend one minute in the shower. Faster
Well, Ma'am, most people happen to spend less than a minute wiping their bottoms.
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5/11/2013 10:54:21 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Is it wrong that I use an anal douche after I'm done with the toilet?
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5/13/2013 11:08:07 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/11/2013 10:54:21 PM, Eitan_Zohar wrote:
Is it wrong that I use an anal douche after I'm done with the toilet?

Yes.
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5/13/2013 12:02:57 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/11/2013 9:40:42 PM, Magic8000 wrote:
Really. Just spend one minute in the shower. Faster, easier, more sanitary and cheaper. The French had it all figured out. Down with TP!

But you can't shower in a public bathroom.
Showering makes you all wet.
It messes up your hair.
You have to get undressed and redressed.
You have to dry off.

OR

Wipe, done.
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5/24/2013 9:09:02 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/11/2013 9:47:49 PM, Bullish wrote:
This is just another backward American practice. The Europeans have a regular toilet and another one that squirts water at your a**hole to clean it after you are done passing solid excrement. No joke. Any Europeans here who can verify that?

That would be a bidet, and they aren't even popular Europe; I have yet to see one out here. I actually had a bidet when I lived in Canada, and knew several people who also had one.
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5/24/2013 1:08:50 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Only on this website will you find people questioning the practice of wiping your a$$. And that, my good friends, is why I love this place.
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5/24/2013 1:31:47 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
I don't know why anyone uses either. Once it dries it breaks off in crusty clumps all on its own.

It's the way nature intended.
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5/24/2013 1:34:00 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/24/2013 9:09:02 AM, muzebreak wrote:
At 5/11/2013 9:47:49 PM, Bullish wrote:
This is just another backward American practice. The Europeans have a regular toilet and another one that squirts water at your a**hole to clean it after you are done passing solid excrement. No joke. Any Europeans here who can verify that?

That would be a bidet, and they aren't even popular Europe; I have yet to see one out here. I actually had a bidet when I lived in Canada, and knew several people who also had one.

I have that one. No one ever uses it.
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5/24/2013 1:37:37 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/11/2013 9:40:42 PM, Magic8000 wrote:
Really. Just spend one minute in the shower. Faster, easier, more sanitary and cheaper. The French had it all figured out. Down with TP!

You shower every time you have to take a sh1t?
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5/24/2013 2:04:46 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/11/2013 9:40:42 PM, Magic8000 wrote:
Really. Just spend one minute in the shower. Faster, easier, more sanitary and cheaper. The French had it all figured out. Down with TP!
It's called a bidet and I agree; however, this only works if you're home. Bidets don't have large drains and don't flush, so if you have a gigantic dingle-berry that get's squirted off your nether regions, you'll have a hard time getting it to go down the drain. That said, one could always use that opportunity to improve on one's aim at "hose down the pirate ship".
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5/24/2013 5:29:11 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/24/2013 1:31:47 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
I don't know why anyone uses either. Once it dries it breaks off in crusty clumps all on its own.

It's the way nature intended.

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5/24/2013 5:31:02 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/24/2013 1:31:47 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
I don't know why anyone uses either. Once it dries it breaks off in crusty clumps all on its own.

It's the way nature intended.

That's makes swimsuit season a lot less sexy.
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5/31/2013 8:00:07 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/11/2013 9:51:15 PM, Mirza wrote:
At 5/11/2013 9:40:42 PM, Magic8000 wrote:
Just spend one minute in the shower. Faster
Well, Ma'am, most people happen to spend less than a minute wiping their bottoms.

Yeas that is right. They totally do.
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5/31/2013 9:41:18 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/24/2013 1:31:47 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
I don't know why anyone uses either. Once it dries it breaks off in crusty clumps all on its own.

It's the way nature intended.
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5/31/2013 10:53:48 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/31/2013 9:41:18 AM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 5/24/2013 1:31:47 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
I don't know why anyone uses either. Once it dries it breaks off in crusty clumps all on its own.

It's the way nature intended.

well actually they didn't have toilet paper in the beginning of time. I'm really not sure what they used though. :/
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5/31/2013 11:03:20 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/31/2013 10:53:48 AM, leojm wrote:
At 5/31/2013 9:41:18 AM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 5/24/2013 1:31:47 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
I don't know why anyone uses either. Once it dries it breaks off in crusty clumps all on its own.

It's the way nature intended.

well actually they didn't have toilet paper in the beginning of time. I'm really not sure what they used though. :/

They didn't, that's the point. Any remnant excrement would dry up and merely fall off.
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5/31/2013 12:03:22 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/31/2013 11:03:20 AM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 5/31/2013 10:53:48 AM, leojm wrote:
At 5/31/2013 9:41:18 AM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 5/24/2013 1:31:47 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
I don't know why anyone uses either. Once it dries it breaks off in crusty clumps all on its own.

It's the way nature intended.

well actually they didn't have toilet paper in the beginning of time. I'm really not sure what they used though. :/

They didn't, that's the point. Any remnant excrement would dry up and merely fall off.

That's just gross. :p haha
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5/31/2013 12:05:19 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Just popping in so that leojim isn't the last poster on every thread.

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5/31/2013 12:07:17 PM
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At 5/31/2013 12:05:19 PM, Maikuru wrote:
Just popping in so that leojim isn't the last poster on every thread.

Lalala

oh really? Why? It's a free thread I write what comes to my head bout the subject. :P Good try though.
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5/31/2013 12:14:46 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/31/2013 12:07:17 PM, leojm wrote:
At 5/31/2013 12:05:19 PM, Maikuru wrote:
Just popping in so that leojim isn't the last poster on every thread.

Lalala

oh really? Why? It's a free thread I write what comes to my head bout the subject. :P Good try though.

Good point =)
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5/31/2013 12:21:28 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/31/2013 12:14:46 PM, Maikuru wrote:
At 5/31/2013 12:07:17 PM, leojm wrote:
At 5/31/2013 12:05:19 PM, Maikuru wrote:
Just popping in so that leojim isn't the last poster on every thread.

Lalala

oh really? Why? It's a free thread I write what comes to my head bout the subject. :P Good try though.

Good point =)

Yeah so why can't I post.
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5/31/2013 12:23:23 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/31/2013 12:21:28 PM, leojm wrote:
At 5/31/2013 12:14:46 PM, Maikuru wrote:
At 5/31/2013 12:07:17 PM, leojm wrote:
At 5/31/2013 12:05:19 PM, Maikuru wrote:
Just popping in so that leojim isn't the last poster on every thread.

Lalala

oh really? Why? It's a free thread I write what comes to my head bout the subject. :P Good try though.

Good point =)

Yeah so why can't I post.

You can totally post.
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5/31/2013 12:24:26 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/31/2013 12:23:23 PM, Maikuru wrote:
At 5/31/2013 12:21:28 PM, leojm wrote:
At 5/31/2013 12:14:46 PM, Maikuru wrote:
At 5/31/2013 12:07:17 PM, leojm wrote:
At 5/31/2013 12:05:19 PM, Maikuru wrote:
Just popping in so that leojim isn't the last poster on every thread.

Lalala

oh really? Why? It's a free thread I write what comes to my head bout the subject. :P Good try though.

Good point =)

Yeah so why can't I post.

You can totally post.

I know. :P I am. I just realized the whole page in personal is last updated by me. haha that's funny. :P
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5/31/2013 12:25:20 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/31/2013 12:24:26 PM, leojm wrote:
At 5/31/2013 12:23:23 PM, Maikuru wrote:
At 5/31/2013 12:21:28 PM, leojm wrote:
At 5/31/2013 12:14:46 PM, Maikuru wrote:
At 5/31/2013 12:07:17 PM, leojm wrote:
At 5/31/2013 12:05:19 PM, Maikuru wrote:
Just popping in so that leojim isn't the last poster on every thread.

Lalala

oh really? Why? It's a free thread I write what comes to my head bout the subject. :P Good try though.

Good point =)

Yeah so why can't I post.

You can totally post.

I know. :P I am. I just realized the whole page in personal is last updated by me. haha that's funny. :P

Very =)
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5/31/2013 12:28:41 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/31/2013 12:25:20 PM, Maikuru wrote:
At 5/31/2013 12:24:26 PM, leojm wrote:
At 5/31/2013 12:23:23 PM, Maikuru wrote:
At 5/31/2013 12:21:28 PM, leojm wrote:
At 5/31/2013 12:14:46 PM, Maikuru wrote:
At 5/31/2013 12:07:17 PM, leojm wrote:
At 5/31/2013 12:05:19 PM, Maikuru wrote:
Just popping in so that leojim isn't the last poster on every thread.

Lalala

oh really? Why? It's a free thread I write what comes to my head bout the subject. :P Good try though.

Good point =)

Yeah so why can't I post.

You can totally post.

I know. :P I am. I just realized the whole page in personal is last updated by me. haha that's funny. :P

Very =)

What are you getting at =)