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Proof I am Twisting my Poor Sister's Mind

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5/16/2013 3:18:21 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
You think it's ridiculous talking to me here. In real life, it's worse. Everything that comes out of my mouth is completely surreal and absurd. My 10 year old sister has grown up listening to this. Slowly soaking it in with that sponge-like children's brain and warping it to transcend the borders of the 3rd dimension.

Today I asked her:

"If you were nothing, what would you be?"

I wasn't going anywhere with this.

Her answer:

"A wolf."

I retort:

"But you're nothing. You can't be a wolf. That makes no sense!"

To which she replies:

"But if I'm nothing, I have no sense either. So I have to be a wolf."

I am proud.