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Cody_Franklin
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5/18/2013 9:09:27 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
So, I occasionally eat Hot Pockets. No matter what I try, however, no matter how I twist my brain, I always end up with a burning hot outer section and a chilly center. I've tried microwaving it in different positions, I've tried putting it in an oven, and I've even tried putting it in a skillet, but it's like it's built to be a shitty food item by always diffusing heat to its outer edges.

Has anyone found a remedy to this most dire problem?
RyuuKyuzo
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5/18/2013 9:16:02 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Poke strategically placed holes in the pockets, perhaps?

I haven't tried it, but hey it might work.
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Korashk
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5/18/2013 10:54:57 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Try cooking it in a toaster oven.
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5/18/2013 10:59:33 PM
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RoyLatham
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5/19/2013 1:20:13 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Never tried one. The usual remedy for uneven cooking is to lower the temperature an increase the cooking time. In a microwave, maybe cook it by running the "defrost" setting with it for two or three times. In an oven, lower the temperature to maybe 275-300 degrees.
Bullish
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5/19/2013 1:35:59 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Microwave. Eat part of it. Micro wave again. Eat the rest.

Pretty much what I do with all non-stirrable microwaved foods.
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5/19/2013 2:16:02 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/18/2013 9:09:27 PM, Cody_Franklin wrote:
So, I occasionally eat Hot Pockets. No matter what I try, however, no matter how I twist my brain, I always end up with a burning hot outer section and a chilly center. I've tried microwaving it in different positions, I've tried putting it in an oven, and I've even tried putting it in a skillet, but it's like it's built to be a shitty food item by always diffusing heat to its outer edges.

Has anyone found a remedy to this most dire problem?

What is the wattage of the microwave you use?
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5/31/2013 8:49:02 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/18/2013 9:09:27 PM, Cody_Franklin wrote:
So, I occasionally eat Hot Pockets. No matter what I try, however, no matter how I twist my brain, I always end up with a burning hot outer section and a chilly center. I've tried microwaving it in different positions, I've tried putting it in an oven, and I've even tried putting it in a skillet, but it's like it's built to be a shitty food item by always diffusing heat to its outer edges.

Has anyone found a remedy to this most dire problem?

This question would be very good to ask Buddamoose, I think he might have an idea. :P