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Dimwitted things you did as a teenager

YYW
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6/24/2013 8:02:41 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
Let's list them... three at a time!

If you are still a teenager, and you've recently done something dimwitted... feel free to contribute to the list.

Instructions:

Post three dimwitted things you did in your teenage years, and the approximate age in which you did them.

(1) When I was 14, I bought a pack of cigarettes in Germany. I was not asked for identification. I smoked them while walking around downtown Berlin.

(2) When I was 16 and got my first car, I tested how fast it would go. I broke 127 mph. That remains the fastest I have ever driven. I was not pulled over... thankfully.

(3) When I was 17, three friends and I attempted to drink an entire handle (1.5 liter) of vodka on a sleep over. At some point through the bottle, we decided that it would be a good idea to go for a walk around my neighborhood. I passed out in my front yard upon returning from the adventure, was carried inside by my friends and woke up drunk the next morning to go to breakfast. It was two years before I drank vodka again.
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6/24/2013 8:33:51 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
I lose, but I'm trying to pick out the funniest.

1) Did a bar crawl one time, 13 pubs, and I can't remember much about the 13th pub, but me and another dude got arrested for trying to burn it down. Got off on a drunk and disorderly charge, though.

2) Got in a fight with like gypsies, but had one peaceful-like friend with us. The girl gypsies started attacking him, one hitting him down the head with a high-hell (he had to get a nice few stitches), until some random polish dude came to his rescue and ripped the gypsy girl's shirt clean off her, left her standing in the street with her tits hanging out. Nothing particularly stupid there on my part, but damn that was one of the funniest moments of my life.

3) Numerous bouts of streaking, often during broad daylight. One time in particular was hilarious, though - me and another dude stopped a line of traffic, started singing the tune Pump It Up by Danzel, and stripped off, throwing our clothes on the car in front of us, some lady's car, who thoroughly enjoyed the show as well as everyone else who beeped their horns and cheered at us.
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6/24/2013 8:36:18 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
I could probably keep posting here forever. I went to a wedding another time with the same dude I got arrested for trying to burn down the bar with and he left his shoes at the side of the hall to go dancing and when he collected them later on someone was after taking a sh*t into one of them. Hilarious.
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6/24/2013 8:37:46 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
I once had a car for 12 hours before I crashed it. 1,000 euros gone in an evening. First car lasted me 3 weeks. I've had about 10 cars.
SarcasticIndeed
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6/24/2013 8:45:41 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
Cannot remember any notable things I've done. It's usually been just small fooling around, so I cannot contribute to the thread. I have a few more years, so I'll report in if anything happens in the future.
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6/24/2013 8:53:42 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
I have moments I'm proud of, too, though. One time I went drinking with this black dude, and like he's the only black person around for miles and miles, and so he's a bit iffy about it, you know like he wears uggs and always has his legs out and big stupid hats - you know, like defiance, "yeah I'm different".. but I got a hold of him anyway, and I was all about him being black, asking him did he have a big cock, pulling out my own cock and asking him what he thought about it, and well, he loved me, though the fellas he was with were asking was i some sort of a racist or what - town rivalry where I'm from, but he absolutely loved me... i met him a few days after walking down the town, and i was with my grandfather who i didn't know what he'd make of black people, and he hugged me with all his black talk, "all right fam" and i never saw my grandfather so agile in all my life - the way he turned in the front seat of the car (he was facing forward, but i guess he followed the black fella) and when i sat in, how he exclaimed "who was that black fella you were hugging?" absolute amusement across his face - probably one of the fondest memories I have of my grandfather and all because I'm a lunatic alcoholic
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6/24/2013 9:04:20 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
I've been in numerous trainspotting-esque scenes which actually sicken me to think about now. There's decrepit humanity for you. I actually literally get nauseous.

I've taken every drug under the sun pretty much, straight from the scummiest of drug dealers - no idea how my brain's still going.

Sorry, but this thread was made for me...
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6/24/2013 9:09:55 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
There are so many.

Sent a video of me slightly intoxicated (slightly), berating her for a plan that didn't materialize. The video will probably be broadcasted on facebook some time in the future. I said some pretty stupid stuff on that.

Once had a conversation with this person regarding blowjobs, when I didn't know what it was. I pretended to. And realized what he meant midway the conversation. The most embarrassing thing ever. He still takes the mickey out of that.

I don't drink. (Had my first drink day before yesterday, and the thing sucks. Honestly dont know what the hoopla is about.). So have usually have to make with cold drink and become the 'mom' when people drink. And I'm not the most sensible drink-mom. Have given really bad advices to drunks, resulting in bad situations. Hospital bad.
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6/24/2013 9:19:46 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
I set a good example in a bad way for my two younger brothers, just doing my duty as the older brother who runs around trying to beat everything into shape with his head

Neither of them will ever do drugs, I'm fairly sure. Especially not the youngest one - brought him drink driving with a 40 year old convicted murderer there recently, I'd to collect a bag of weed off him and my brother was with me... he was swerving pretty bad on the road, but it was an act - he was setting a good example in a bad way himself I'm pretty sure.

But yeah, I've steered them down the right road I'm pretty sure. That brother told me he'd fix my life for me when he got older which was pretty endearing.

Drink is bad, no denying it. I've seen some f*cked up things.
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6/24/2013 9:20:48 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
disclaimer: no i didn't actually bring my brother drink driving with a convicted murderer - i only said that for entertainment value
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6/24/2013 9:25:40 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 6/24/2013 9:24:15 AM, benevolent wrote:
i have, recently, gotten big into fitness. i am turning my life around.

Abandoning the Chris Farley method - probably a good choice.
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6/24/2013 9:29:17 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
i realized i was playing the game of Alcoholism as documented in the book Games People Play or something like it anyway. that's a book everyone should read.
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6/24/2013 5:24:19 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
I tried to stab a guy in the neck with a mechanical pencil for making lewd comments about my sister. I was almost expelled from school.

I know I am hardly ever serious, but that one is actually true.
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey.
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6/24/2013 5:27:14 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
does not doing my math homework at home count? Seriously though, YYW we're nothing alike.
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6/24/2013 5:31:02 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 6/24/2013 5:24:19 PM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
I tried to stab a guy in the neck with a mechanical pencil for making lewd comments about my sister. I was almost expelled from school.

I know I am hardly ever serious, but that one is actually true.
Lol, they surely expel for little over there. There are cases of kids hitting teachers over here and doing worse stuff without getting expelled.
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6/24/2013 5:33:04 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 6/24/2013 5:31:02 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:
At 6/24/2013 5:24:19 PM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
I tried to stab a guy in the neck with a mechanical pencil for making lewd comments about my sister. I was almost expelled from school.

I know I am hardly ever serious, but that one is actually true.
Lol, they surely expel for little over there. There are cases of kids hitting teachers over here and doing worse stuff without getting expelled.

Worse than attempted murder?
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey.
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6/24/2013 5:35:13 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
My AP French class once degraded into a three-way stapler fight. I had my pants stapled to my leg. And I once played a game which ended in my sister's tree house being lit on fire.
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6/24/2013 5:37:22 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 6/24/2013 5:35:13 PM, Skepsikyma wrote:
And I once played a game which ended in my sister's tree house being lit on fire.

Please tell me more.
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey.
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6/24/2013 5:37:54 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 6/24/2013 5:33:04 PM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
At 6/24/2013 5:31:02 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:
At 6/24/2013 5:24:19 PM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
I tried to stab a guy in the neck with a mechanical pencil for making lewd comments about my sister. I was almost expelled from school.

I know I am hardly ever serious, but that one is actually true.
Lol, they surely expel for little over there. There are cases of kids hitting teachers over here and doing worse stuff without getting expelled.

Worse than attempted murder?
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6/24/2013 5:37:57 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 6/24/2013 5:37:22 PM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
At 6/24/2013 5:35:13 PM, Skepsikyma wrote:
And I once played a game which ended in my sister's tree house being lit on fire.

Please tell me more.
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6/24/2013 5:39:02 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Oh. I also rejoined the football team against doctors orders after getting a MRSA infection cut out of my knee. I still had a hole where they cut it out.
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey.
YYW
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6/24/2013 5:39:11 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 6/24/2013 5:27:14 PM, 000ike wrote:
does not doing my math homework at home count? Seriously though, YYW we're nothing alike.

I think I probably had a lot more freedom as a kid than you do presently, but that's probably a good thing for you.
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