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7/3/2013 7:00:58 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
It's a little known fact that the part of the brain that's responsible for beard-pride is the beard itself, also known as the Medula Awesomgata. Most people think the beard is composed of hair follicles, when in fact it is composed of brain cells whose only function is to give the individual satisfaction in their masculinity. Some men, such as myself, have underdeveloped beards, and as such, have only a little bit of beard pride. A once common mutation of the Awesomgata that has recently become more rare is the "moustache." Some neurobeardologists believe that the reason the moustache has become more rare is that it is genetically selected against, as this mutation is commonly associated with either homosexual individuals, who typically bear no offspring, or with police officers, whom no self respecting female of the species would choose to mate with.

What do you think about beards?
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7/3/2013 7:24:23 PM
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...explaining the beard-stroking tendencies of contemplative men; they're in fact fostering neurogenesis with that very habit. Hmm...yes...
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7/3/2013 7:57:21 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/3/2013 7:00:58 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
It's a little known fact that the part of the brain that's responsible for beard-pride is the beard itself, also known as the Medula Awesomgata. Most people think the beard is composed of hair follicles, when in fact it is composed of brain cells whose only function is to give the individual satisfaction in their masculinity. Some men, such as myself, have underdeveloped beards, and as such, have only a little bit of beard pride. A once common mutation of the Awesomgata that has recently become more rare is the "moustache." Some neurobeardologists believe that the reason the moustache has become more rare is that it is genetically selected against, as this mutation is commonly associated with either homosexual individuals, who typically bear no offspring, or with police officers, whom no self respecting female of the species would choose to mate with.

: What do you think about beards?

I'm going to hate shaving my goatee off when I leave for basic training :/
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7/4/2013 11:15:14 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/3/2013 7:10:03 PM, Cermank wrote:
They make a man look mature. A stubble is sexier though.

This is almost universally true for girls. They think it is sexy, even though it is prickly during cunnilingus and kissing.
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7/4/2013 11:16:02 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/3/2013 7:16:23 PM, THE_OPINIONATOR wrote:
I don't have the face for a beard.

You don't have the beard for a face.
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7/4/2013 11:27:18 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/3/2013 7:00:58 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
It's a little known fact that the part of the brain that's responsible for beard-pride is the beard itself, also known as the Medula Awesomgata. Most people think the beard is composed of hair follicles, when in fact it is composed of brain cells whose only function is to give the individual satisfaction in their masculinity. Some men, such as myself, have underdeveloped beards, and as such, have only a little bit of beard pride. A once common mutation of the Awesomgata that has recently become more rare is the "moustache." Some neurobeardologists believe that the reason the moustache has become more rare is that it is genetically selected against, as this mutation is commonly associated with either homosexual individuals, who typically bear no offspring, or with police officers, whom no self respecting female of the species would choose to mate with.

What do you think about beards?

As a general rule I don't like beards, but some men can pull it off. Since the start of summer, though, I have gone as many as three days without shaving -at which time I'm pretty scruffy. But I really don't like the feel of facial hair though. It gets itchy.
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7/6/2013 1:11:17 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/4/2013 11:15:14 AM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
At 7/3/2013 7:10:03 PM, Cermank wrote:
They make a man look mature. A stubble is sexier though.

This is almost universally true for girls. They think it is sexy, even though it is prickly during cunnilingus and kissing.

Lol, what exactly do you think girls mean when they say a stubble is sexy?
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7/6/2013 1:50:31 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/6/2013 1:11:17 PM, Cermank wrote:
At 7/4/2013 11:15:14 AM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
At 7/3/2013 7:10:03 PM, Cermank wrote:
They make a man look mature. A stubble is sexier though.

This is almost universally true for girls. They think it is sexy, even though it is prickly during cunnilingus and kissing.

Lol, what exactly do you think girls mean when they say a stubble is sexy?

I don't understand the question and I will not respond to it.
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7/7/2013 1:26:40 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/6/2013 1:50:31 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
At 7/6/2013 1:11:17 PM, Cermank wrote:
At 7/4/2013 11:15:14 AM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
At 7/3/2013 7:10:03 PM, Cermank wrote:
They make a man look mature. A stubble is sexier though.

This is almost universally true for girls. They think it is sexy, even though it is prickly during cunnilingus and kissing.

Lol, what exactly do you think girls mean when they say a stubble is sexy?

I don't understand the question and I will not respond to it.

They must love the facial burn marks.

Seriously, I've run my hand over my face when I had stubble and it almost hurts.
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7/7/2013 7:04:37 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/7/2013 6:45:14 PM, Maikuru wrote:
Guys look better with beards. Some things in life are simple.

http://betterwithabeard.tumblr.com...

That link wins
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7/7/2013 8:12:20 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/7/2013 1:26:40 PM, Eitan_Zohar wrote:
At 7/6/2013 1:50:31 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
At 7/6/2013 1:11:17 PM, Cermank wrote:
At 7/4/2013 11:15:14 AM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
At 7/3/2013 7:10:03 PM, Cermank wrote:
They make a man look mature. A stubble is sexier though.

This is almost universally true for girls. They think it is sexy, even though it is prickly during cunnilingus and kissing.

Lol, what exactly do you think girls mean when they say a stubble is sexy?

I don't understand the question and I will not respond to it.

They must love the facial burn marks.

Seriously, I've run my hand over my face when I had stubble and it almost hurts.

Why do you have such soft girl hands!
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7/7/2013 8:42:17 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/6/2013 10:41:42 PM, tulle wrote:
At 7/6/2013 10:41:16 PM, tulle wrote:
Beards are hot.

Quoted for emphasis.

Soooooometimes
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7/7/2013 8:46:49 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/7/2013 8:12:20 PM, tulle wrote:
At 7/7/2013 1:26:40 PM, Eitan_Zohar wrote:

Seriously, I've run my hand over my face when I had stubble and it almost hurts.

Why do you have such soft girl hands!
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7/7/2013 8:49:19 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Facial hair is a no-no for me.
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7/7/2013 8:51:32 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/7/2013 8:42:17 PM, Noumena wrote:
At 7/6/2013 10:41:42 PM, tulle wrote:
At 7/6/2013 10:41:16 PM, tulle wrote:
Beards are hot.

Quoted for emphasis.

Soooooometimes

There are very few guys that can pull off beards... I am not one of them.
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7/7/2013 9:22:07 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/7/2013 8:46:49 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
At 7/7/2013 8:12:20 PM, tulle wrote:
At 7/7/2013 1:26:40 PM, Eitan_Zohar wrote:

Seriously, I've run my hand over my face when I had stubble and it almost hurts.

Why do you have such soft girl hands!
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7/8/2013 9:59:21 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/7/2013 9:22:07 PM, ClassicRobert wrote:
At 7/7/2013 8:46:49 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
At 7/7/2013 8:12:20 PM, tulle wrote:
At 7/7/2013 1:26:40 PM, Eitan_Zohar wrote:

Seriously, I've run my hand over my face when I had stubble and it almost hurts.

Why do you have such soft girl hands!
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7/8/2013 10:01:12 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/7/2013 6:45:14 PM, Maikuru wrote:
Guys look better with beards. Some things in life are simple.

http://betterwithabeard.tumblr.com...

It's trueeee. The medium and kempt ones look best, though.
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