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7/21/2013 3:06:20 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Im going to be doing something heavy with my penis and i need to know if it can break.
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7/21/2013 3:14:40 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
I tried to think of a clever response but couldn't think of anything beyond a gay joke.
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7/21/2013 3:27:05 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/21/2013 3:14:40 PM, Lordknukle wrote:
I tried to think of a clever response but couldn't think of anything beyond a gay joke.
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7/21/2013 3:29:23 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Yes, actually. You can break the cartilage and tissue in the penis. Apparently that's the number one sex injury among men.

Saw it on MANswers.
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7/21/2013 3:43:11 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/21/2013 3:29:23 PM, DetectableNinja wrote:
Yes, actually. You can break the cartilage and tissue in the penis. Apparently that's the number one sex injury among men.

Saw it on MANswers.

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7/21/2013 5:15:03 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/21/2013 3:29:23 PM, DetectableNinja wrote:
Yes, actually. You can break the cartilage and tissue in the penis. Apparently that's the number one sex injury among men.

Saw it on MANswers.

Why were you looking up that subject?

I once hurt my penis because I was masturbating, but didn't yet know how (I would wring the skin up around the bulb with each thrust). While I was doing so it was numbed by the pleasure but after I was done it began hurting viciously. By next morning it had swollen up and became purple, and my parents began noticing that I was always slumped over (I couldn't walk straight without pain). After about a week the dead skin came off in the shower and I had a fresh and new (if a bit delicate) penis. The moment it happened I immediately masturbated again (I was, after all, deprived for a week).
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7/21/2013 5:18:12 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
I think at its largest point it was swollen to about twice as thick as my normal penis and was turning black near the end. Bits of skin were falling off and irritating the hell out of my testicles during the day. I thought I might lose my penis.
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7/21/2013 5:18:46 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/21/2013 5:15:03 PM, Eitan_Zohar wrote:
At 7/21/2013 3:29:23 PM, DetectableNinja wrote:
Yes, actually. You can break the cartilage and tissue in the penis. Apparently that's the number one sex injury among men.

Saw it on MANswers.

Why were you looking up that subject?

I once hurt my penis because I was masturbating, but didn't yet know how (I would wring the skin up around the bulb with each thrust). While I was doing so it was numbed by the pleasure but after I was done it began hurting viciously. By next morning it had swollen up and became purple, and my parents began noticing that I was always slumped over (I couldn't walk straight without pain). After about a week the dead skin came off in the shower and I had a fresh and new (if a bit delicate) penis. The moment it happened I immediately masturbated again (I was, after all, deprived for a week).

Gross... >.>

I need mental soap.
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7/21/2013 5:19:54 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
MY EYES, THEY BURNNNNNNN

TMI BRO TMI

naccccccccccccccccccccccccccc
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7/21/2013 5:21:28 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Do you guys hear that? That is the sound of every man's balls on DDO clenching in fear.
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7/21/2013 5:23:20 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/21/2013 5:19:54 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
MY EYES, THEY BURNNNNNNN

TMI BRO TMI


naccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

Why? Are you insecure about your junk?
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7/21/2013 5:24:42 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/21/2013 5:23:20 PM, Eitan_Zohar wrote:
At 7/21/2013 5:19:54 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
MY EYES, THEY BURNNNNNNN

TMI BRO TMI


naccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

Why? Are you insecure about your junk?

No. We just don't want to hear about the time yours fell off.
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey.
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7/21/2013 5:25:14 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/21/2013 3:06:20 PM, Anti-atheist wrote:
Im going to be doing something heavy with my penis and i need to know if it can break.

If you freeze it to a cold enough temperature it will probably break off after getting hit with a blunt object..
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7/21/2013 5:25:45 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/21/2013 5:23:36 PM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 7/21/2013 5:19:54 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
MY EYES, THEY BURNNNNNNN

TMI BRO TMI


naccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

I know right... Good God.

It wasn't that bad... just a bit painful and scary. At the time I thought it was infected or something, but it turned out fine.
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7/21/2013 5:30:42 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/21/2013 5:25:45 PM, Eitan_Zohar wrote:
At 7/21/2013 5:23:36 PM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 7/21/2013 5:19:54 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
MY EYES, THEY BURNNNNNNN

TMI BRO TMI


naccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

I know right... Good God.

It wasn't that bad... just a bit painful and scary. At the time I thought it was infected or something, but it turned out fine.

It's gross. We don't need a detailed history of your penis's health :P
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7/21/2013 5:32:57 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/21/2013 5:30:42 PM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 7/21/2013 5:25:45 PM, Eitan_Zohar wrote:
At 7/21/2013 5:23:36 PM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 7/21/2013 5:19:54 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
MY EYES, THEY BURNNNNNNN

TMI BRO TMI


naccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

I know right... Good God.

It wasn't that bad... just a bit painful and scary. At the time I thought it was infected or something, but it turned out fine.

It's gross. We don't need a detailed history of your penis's health :P

Of course. It is standard to join to the site.
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey.
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7/21/2013 8:44:08 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/21/2013 5:15:03 PM, Eitan_Zohar wrote:
At 7/21/2013 3:29:23 PM, DetectableNinja wrote:
Yes, actually. You can break the cartilage and tissue in the penis. Apparently that's the number one sex injury among men.

Saw it on MANswers.

Why were you looking up that subject?

I once hurt my penis because I was masturbating, but didn't yet know how (I would wring the skin up around the bulb with each thrust).

*Immediately stops reading*

While I was doing so it was numbed by the pleasure but after I was done it began hurting viciously. By next morning it had swollen up and became purple, and my parents began noticing that I was always slumped over (I couldn't walk straight without pain). After about a week the dead skin came off in the shower and I had a fresh and new (if a bit delicate) penis. The moment it happened I immediately masturbated again (I was, after all, deprived for a week).
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7/21/2013 8:46:01 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/21/2013 8:44:08 PM, phantom wrote:
At 7/21/2013 5:15:03 PM, Eitan_Zohar wrote:
At 7/21/2013 3:29:23 PM, DetectableNinja wrote:
Yes, actually. You can break the cartilage and tissue in the penis. Apparently that's the number one sex injury among men.

Saw it on MANswers.

Why were you looking up that subject?

I once hurt my penis because I was masturbating, but didn't yet know how (I would wring the skin up around the bulb with each thrust).

*Immediately stops reading*

While I was doing so it was numbed by the pleasure but after I was done it began hurting viciously. By next morning it had swollen up and became purple, and my parents began noticing that I was always slumped over (I couldn't walk straight without pain). After about a week the dead skin came off in the shower and I had a fresh and new (if a bit delicate) penis. The moment it happened I immediately masturbated again (I was, after all, deprived for a week).

You lucky bastard...
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7/21/2013 8:50:01 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/21/2013 5:15:03 PM, Eitan_Zohar wrote:
At 7/21/2013 3:29:23 PM, DetectableNinja wrote:
Yes, actually. You can break the cartilage and tissue in the penis. Apparently that's the number one sex injury among men.

Saw it on MANswers.

Why were you looking up that subject?

I once hurt my penis because I was masturbating, but didn't yet know how (I would wring the skin up around the bulb with each thrust). While I was doing so it was numbed by the pleasure but after I was done it began hurting viciously. By next morning it had swollen up and became purple, and my parents began noticing that I was always slumped over (I couldn't walk straight without pain). After about a week the dead skin came off in the shower and I had a fresh and new (if a bit delicate) penis. The moment it happened I immediately masturbated again (I was, after all, deprived for a week).
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7/21/2013 11:19:39 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/21/2013 5:19:54 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
MY EYES, THEY BURNNNNNNN

TMI BRO TMI


naccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

I...

Speechless.
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7/22/2013 12:36:24 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/22/2013 12:35:38 AM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
This is one of the most Lolzy things I have ever read. XD

This site continues to amaze me and I've been here almost two years...
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7/22/2013 12:37:24 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/22/2013 12:36:24 AM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 7/22/2013 12:35:38 AM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
This is one of the most Lolzy things I have ever read. XD

This site continues to amaze me and I've been here almost two years...
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7/22/2013 1:19:47 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/21/2013 5:30:42 PM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 7/21/2013 5:25:45 PM, Eitan_Zohar wrote:
At 7/21/2013 5:23:36 PM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 7/21/2013 5:19:54 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
MY EYES, THEY BURNNNNNNN

TMI BRO TMI


naccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

I know right... Good God.

It wasn't that bad... just a bit painful and scary. At the time I thought it was infected or something, but it turned out fine.

It's gross. We don't need a detailed history of your penis's health :P

Speak for yourself. I'm taking notes here.
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7/22/2013 1:32:58 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/22/2013 1:19:47 AM, DakotaKrafick wrote:
At 7/21/2013 5:30:42 PM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 7/21/2013 5:25:45 PM, Eitan_Zohar wrote:
At 7/21/2013 5:23:36 PM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 7/21/2013 5:19:54 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
MY EYES, THEY BURNNNNNNN

TMI BRO TMI


naccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

I know right... Good God.

It wasn't that bad... just a bit painful and scary. At the time I thought it was infected or something, but it turned out fine.

It's gross. We don't need a detailed history of your penis's health :P

Speak for yourself. I'm taking notes here.

Lol, are you adding them to your notes on Mr. Profound's ingenious epiphany on racism?
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7/22/2013 1:56:01 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/22/2013 1:32:58 AM, Poetaster wrote:
At 7/22/2013 1:19:47 AM, DakotaKrafick wrote:
At 7/21/2013 5:30:42 PM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 7/21/2013 5:25:45 PM, Eitan_Zohar wrote:
At 7/21/2013 5:23:36 PM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 7/21/2013 5:19:54 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
MY EYES, THEY BURNNNNNNN

TMI BRO TMI


naccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

I know right... Good God.

It wasn't that bad... just a bit painful and scary. At the time I thought it was infected or something, but it turned out fine.

It's gross. We don't need a detailed history of your penis's health :P

Speak for yourself. I'm taking notes here.

Lol, are you adding them to your notes on Mr. Profound's ingenious epiphany on racism?

Yes, because the two compliment each other so well. In fact, I shall combine the two notes' most salient points in my next collaborative essay: Eltan's Junk, the Other White (or Dark or Other Racially Diverse) Meat. Then they'll have to reinstate me!
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7/22/2013 2:04:39 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/22/2013 1:56:01 AM, DakotaKrafick wrote:
At 7/22/2013 1:32:58 AM, Poetaster wrote:
At 7/22/2013 1:19:47 AM, DakotaKrafick wrote:
At 7/21/2013 5:30:42 PM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 7/21/2013 5:25:45 PM, Eitan_Zohar wrote:
At 7/21/2013 5:23:36 PM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 7/21/2013 5:19:54 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
MY EYES, THEY BURNNNNNNN

TMI BRO TMI


naccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

I know right... Good God.

It wasn't that bad... just a bit painful and scary. At the time I thought it was infected or something, but it turned out fine.

It's gross. We don't need a detailed history of your penis's health :P

Speak for yourself. I'm taking notes here.

Lol, are you adding them to your notes on Mr. Profound's ingenious epiphany on racism?

Yes, because the two compliment each other so well. In fact, I shall combine the two notes' most salient points in my next collaborative essay: Eltan's Junk, the Other White (or Dark or Other Racially Diverse) Meat. Then they'll have to reinstate me!

The Royal Society of London? They couldn't refuse such a treatise!
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