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My Morning From Hell

ConservativePolitico
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7/22/2013 11:12:42 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
I had an exam at 11:00 AM EST. I woke up at 11:00 AM EST. After a moment of paralysis in which my brain tried to comprehend what to do next I flew out of bed, put on the first clothes I saw ran to my car and sped to campus. I parked in a spot I wasn't authorized to, hopped two fences, ran across a field being sodded and puffed into my exam 15 minutes late. Thank goodness they let me in.

I sit down to take my exam trying to quiet my breathing and proceed to realize I didn't study enough. I'll be lucky to get a B. After I'm finished, I hurry out because I need to move my car before it is towed. And low and behold, it is pouring down rain. It went from sunny and cloudless to pouring in the 20 minutes it took me to bomb my exam. So I run through the rain, get to my car (no ticket thank goodness) and sit there sopping wet. I scream some profanities, laugh hysterically and decide to go home before my afternoon class because I'm soaked. I get home to realize I didn't finish my homework for my afternoon class.

So Monday, you can sincerely go fvck yourself. Thanks.
ConservativePolitico
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7/22/2013 11:20:33 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/22/2013 11:17:03 AM, Cermank wrote:
Good god.

Feel better. Tuesday would be better.

And you'll get a A-. A prophecy from across the internet. It has been said.

Well thanks... I'll get over it. Just not a great way to start the week.
Buddamoose
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7/22/2013 12:04:29 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
bro, if I could, I woul buy you a beer just for having to go through all that
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
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wrichcirw
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7/22/2013 12:10:14 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
LOL, is this "feigned victimization?"

http://www.debate.org...

=)
At 8/9/2013 9:41:24 AM, wrichcirw wrote:
If you are civil with me, I will be civil to you. If you decide to bring unreasonable animosity to bear in a reasonable discussion, then what would you expect other than to get flustered?
Eitan_Zohar
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7/22/2013 2:04:50 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/22/2013 11:12:42 AM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
I had an exam at 11:00 AM EST. I woke up at 11:00 AM EST. After a moment of paralysis in which my brain tried to comprehend what to do next I flew out of bed, put on the first clothes I saw ran to my car and sped to campus. I parked in a spot I wasn't authorized to, hopped two fences, ran across a field being sodded and puffed into my exam 15 minutes late. Thank goodness they let me in.

I sit down to take my exam trying to quiet my breathing and proceed to realize I didn't study enough. I'll be lucky to get a B. After I'm finished, I hurry out because I need to move my car before it is towed. And low and behold, it is pouring down rain. It went from sunny and cloudless to pouring in the 20 minutes it took me to bomb my exam. So I run through the rain, get to my car (no ticket thank goodness) and sit there sopping wet. I scream some profanities, laugh hysterically and decide to go home before my afternoon class because I'm soaked. I get home to realize I didn't finish my homework for my afternoon class.

So Monday, you can sincerely go fvck yourself. Thanks.

I recommend what I always do- drop out. It won't be worth it when you look back on the years.
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Magic8000
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7/22/2013 2:10:20 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/22/2013 11:12:42 AM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
I had an exam at 11:00 AM EST. I woke up at 11:00 AM EST. After a moment of paralysis in which my brain tried to comprehend what to do next I flew out of bed, put on the first clothes I saw ran to my car and sped to campus. I parked in a spot I wasn't authorized to, hopped two fences, ran across a field being sodded and puffed into my exam 15 minutes late. Thank goodness they let me in.

I sit down to take my exam trying to quiet my breathing and proceed to realize I didn't study enough. I'll be lucky to get a B. After I'm finished, I hurry out because I need to move my car before it is towed. And low and behold, it is pouring down rain. It went from sunny and cloudless to pouring in the 20 minutes it took me to bomb my exam. So I run through the rain, get to my car (no ticket thank goodness) and sit there sopping wet. I scream some profanities, laugh hysterically and decide to go home before my afternoon class because I'm soaked. I get home to realize I didn't finish my homework for my afternoon class.

So Monday, you can sincerely go fvck yourself. Thanks.

*hugs*
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Cermank
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7/22/2013 2:11:18 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/22/2013 2:04:50 PM, Eitan_Zohar wrote:
At 7/22/2013 11:12:42 AM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
I had an exam at 11:00 AM EST. I woke up at 11:00 AM EST. After a moment of paralysis in which my brain tried to comprehend what to do next I flew out of bed, put on the first clothes I saw ran to my car and sped to campus. I parked in a spot I wasn't authorized to, hopped two fences, ran across a field being sodded and puffed into my exam 15 minutes late. Thank goodness they let me in.

I sit down to take my exam trying to quiet my breathing and proceed to realize I didn't study enough. I'll be lucky to get a B. After I'm finished, I hurry out because I need to move my car before it is towed. And low and behold, it is pouring down rain. It went from sunny and cloudless to pouring in the 20 minutes it took me to bomb my exam. So I run through the rain, get to my car (no ticket thank goodness) and sit there sopping wet. I scream some profanities, laugh hysterically and decide to go home before my afternoon class because I'm soaked. I get home to realize I didn't finish my homework for my afternoon class.

So Monday, you can sincerely go fvck yourself. Thanks.

If your condom breaks, just start fvcking dudes.

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DetectableNinja
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7/22/2013 2:12:13 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Aw, I'm so sorry.

Here, maybe this video of a panda sneezing will cheer you up.
Think'st thou heaven is such a glorious thing?
I tell thee, 'tis not half so fair as thou
Or any man that breathes on earth.

- Christopher Marlowe, Doctor Faustus
ConservativePolitico
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7/22/2013 2:30:58 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/22/2013 12:10:14 PM, wrichcirw wrote:
LOL, is this "feigned victimization?"

http://www.debate.org...

=)

No it is not. It was an anecdote about my morning. I'm not a victim to anything but my own stupidity for waking up late.