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cybertron1998
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9/9/2013 6:52:03 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
What is the stupidest comeback you have ever heard. This can be irl and online
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Mysterious_Stranger
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9/11/2013 10:41:22 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
Myself: You are an idiot.
Person: Do not mock my religion.

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Turn around, go back.
Cermank
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9/17/2013 9:56:39 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
Lol, I remember this time at an MUN, we were all discussing Syria and human rights andstuff.

France: Blah blah blah Syria has had such a bad human rights history, chemical weapons. President Bashar al assad should be tried under the international law.

Syria: This is insulting to my nation.

<Everyone looks at her>

Syria: France, being the effeminate country it is, is deliberately trying to provoke me by mispronouncing the name of our president. It's Bash-aar al as-aad, not bashar al assad.

Executive board: Are you sure that's the only insulting thing you believe he said?

Syria: Yes.
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9/17/2013 9:03:01 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Theres this one idiot I know on here where I called him Captain Obvious (for pointing out something painfully obvious), and in retaliation he changed his profile pic to that of Captain Obvious as some sort of comeback.

Literally the stupidest f*cking thing Ive ever seen.
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9/17/2013 9:40:21 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 9/11/2013 10:41:22 AM, Mysterious_Stranger wrote:
Myself: You are an idiot.
Person: Do not mock my religion.

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That's pretty good actually, lol.
At 8/9/2013 9:41:24 AM, wrichcirw wrote:
If you are civil with me, I will be civil to you. If you decide to bring unreasonable animosity to bear in a reasonable discussion, then what would you expect other than to get flustered?
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9/17/2013 9:52:32 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
These stupid guys were having a fight in middle school and one called the other guy "a little d!ck". The guy then responds "I'd rather BE a little d!ck than HAVE a little d!ck" and the guy responds "I DONT HAVE ONE".

Everyone laughed at him forever afterwards for "claiming" to not have a d!ck...middle schoolers are losers
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9/17/2013 11:58:13 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 9/17/2013 9:52:32 PM, thett3 wrote:
These stupid guys were having a fight in middle school and one called the other guy "a little d!ck". The guy then responds "I'd rather BE a little d!ck than HAVE a little d!ck" and the guy responds "I DONT HAVE ONE".

Everyone laughed at him forever afterwards for "claiming" to not have a d!ck...middle schoolers are losers

^ That one is currently in the lead
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9/18/2013 6:35:22 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 9/18/2013 12:20:16 AM, Sitara wrote:
Dumb person: I am not a racist.
Me: Good.
Dumb person: Black thugs!
Me: Facepalm.

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9/18/2013 7:00:27 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 9/17/2013 9:56:39 AM, Cermank wrote:
Lol, I remember this time at an MUN, we were all discussing Syria and human rights andstuff.

France: Blah blah blah Syria has had such a bad human rights history, chemical weapons. President Bashar al assad should be tried under the international law.

Syria: This is insulting to my nation.

<Everyone looks at her>

Syria: France, being the effeminate country it is, is deliberately trying to provoke me by mispronouncing the name of our president. It's Bash-aar al as-aad, not bashar al assad.

Executive board: Are you sure that's the only insulting thing you believe he said?

Syria: Yes.

That is GLORIOUS!
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